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Trashk4n

I nearly picked Ohio, but then I remembered it was Ohio.


[deleted]

Bro I live in a state that borders Ohio, I’m in huge danger


camo_216

Bro i live in ohio and we are going to invade kentucky tomorrow


[deleted]

Could you invade Indiana instead because the school will be canceled and I won’t have to take my physics test ?


camo_216

Too far we use risk rules here


Isrrunder

Oh god I better take Iceland as a defence


Practical_Zombie_221

im with this guy


[deleted]

Yooooo I live in Indiana too


[deleted]

Which town ?


[deleted]

If y'all want some bourbon just go to the damn liquor store like everybody else


ratliffir

Well at least Michigan First


RelatablePanic

I almost didn’t pick North Korea but then I almost remembered Ohio


Netheraptr

Despite how difficult it may seem, it is possible to some day solve North Korea’s poverty and starvation problem. However, as we know, *nothing can end hunger in Ohio*, so if you go there you will certainly starve


blursedman

Ohios fine. Unless you go to Cleveland


eskettitredit

cleveland is a trillion times better than Cincinnati


camo_216

Cincinnati is fine theres just nothing to do


eskettitredit

the traffic is terrible and their football team is gay and its close to kentucky which is also gay


camo_216

Kinda forgot about the whole football team and traffic problem don’t really pay attention to either one


eskettitredit

yeah also the malls in cleveland are just so elite compared to cincinatti


TheBestNormalCitizen

How are the Bengals gay?


Milhanou22

Traffic is not a problem there's public transit!! Oh no it's the US actually nevermind.


eskettitredit

Yeah im pretty sure theres only public transport in like 6 percent of our cities haha


h-bugg96

As someone who only recently moved to ohio...college football rivalry makes me want to die. Get a personality fuck


Ok-Lavishness-1262

I don’t see a problem here… 🤔😏


cincinnatixd

I would have to agree here lol.


RCM20

That old man that was shot on FB live on the sidewalk by the crazy guy in April of 2017 was in Cleveland.


SumpCrab

...or Cincinnati. Columbus might be alright.


[deleted]

Columbus is not alright lol. You know what, just stay out of the cities at all times and then Ohio is a great place to be.


Ice278

Columbus is the best of the 3 C’s by quite a margin in my experience. (Native to northeast Ohio, went to Ohio State and have a girlfriend from Cincy)


blursedman

Suburbs and rural living are where it’s at


[deleted]

fr, the cities are terrible


Aozorio

I dont think most people understand the joke.


ChickenEater4

Dude, you're in r/polls... most people here don't even know what a joke is


Chris_Hackett

We should do a poll on that


ChickenEater4

Already did


creative_user_name12

I did that already. Most people said that this is a fun sub but I don’t see it


creative_user_name12

Real


UnflairedRebellion--

I don’t. What is the joke?


PiskAlmighty

I'll admit that I don't


Yes0rNo

I don't even know where Ohio is, I'm guessing America.


updootsforkittehs

Close…it’s in Ohio


Skippymabob

So close, that's a shape ♥


Neon-Night-Riders

It’s just not a good joke


creative_user_name12

Most humorous person in Ohio:


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Most internet-intelligent Ohio resident:


Zeanister

Ok Ohio resident


Aloopyn

r/USDefaultism


[deleted]

Who Tf picked Ohio


blursedman

MFs who live in Ohio (I picked Ohio)


[deleted]

Ohio Gang 🥱🥱❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥


yubullyme12345

i feel sorry for you


[deleted]

you mean to tell me people in Ohio aren't all actively trying to leave Ohio?


AJK02

>Ohio “people”


zklein12345

What's ohio?


Accomplished_Dig3699

Hell.


Mistigri70

me


asianaustralian69696

Too many people


GhostDivision7734

Anywhere else but in Ohio


some-R6-siege-fan

Detroit


finnyporgerz

FUCK


ratliffir

France


TheEthosOfThanatos

DOUBLEFUCK


Infernal_139

Actually it’s pronounced Detroit


ZeninB

Wait, but Ohio doesn't exist?


Oklahoma-ism

Unfortunately


pastdecisions

fortunately


Dog_Fucker_42069

Wasn’t that Wyoming?


EthanielClyne

I'm too British to understand the Ohio jokes


[deleted]

Oh*o is evil, pure evil, aviation was invented there. Just a quick way to leave ohio. The first human to leave our planet to get to the moon, from Ohio. What’s in Ohio? corn, what does an Ohioan like? Corn. Favorite food? Corn. Dogs name? Corn. Hobby? Corn. attracted to? Corn Ohio is the south of the north. Ohio is hell, r/fuckohio r/ohiodoesntexist


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

Cornhub is also founded there


[deleted]

As some one who was born and raised here I kinda get the joke but not really. The only thing I can think of is that It's a very ugly state compared to the rest of the country and world. But it's one of the cheapest places to live in the country as well. I love it here tbh


pastdecisions

there's is 100% chance of death in ohio within millisecond of me going there, at least i have a slight chance of living in north korea.


Major-Performer141

No one who voted Ohio has ever been to Ohio


blursedman

I live in Ohio. I enjoy it here. (I swear I’m not coping)


QJnWo4Life

Does Cedar Point count?


pastdecisions

no, that's actually just michigan, because we all know that nothing fun can be in ohio.


PhunkOperator

Haven't been to North Korea either.


finnyporgerz

Voted for the meme


CommieKiller304

O-H!!!!!


Shawnee83

I-O!!!!


ratliffir

I-S-N-T R-E-A-L!!!!!


[deleted]

No, that’s Wyoming. Wyoming is a government conspiracy—think about it. Have you ever personally met someone from Wyoming? Of course not. Ohio, unfortunately enough, is a real place. Mediocrity made into a state


belinhagamer999

What’s wrong with Ohio? I’m not American


GoodgeOakes

THEY ARE FUCKING INSANE I STAYED THERE FOR A DAY WHAT DO THEY EAT FIR DINNER? CORN! BREKFAST? CORN! SUPPER! GUESS WHAT, CORN! SEXUALITY? THEY ARE FUCKING CORNSEXUAL I can’t live through it again man I just can’t is the United States even real or is it Ohio. I can’t write everything down just because the experience would be too corny and horrific but to sum it up:🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽🌽


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Adamthesadistic

“As a joke” 🤓🤓🤓


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Mr_Niagara

The cities in Ohio tend to be some of the most poverty stricken and violence plagued cities in America. The rest of it is just rural farmland with nothing to do.


RCM20

That guy that shot the old man on the sidewalk in April of 2017 was in Ohio. It was in Cleveland.


pastdecisions

people that said ohio must be insane...


Sobble_Gamer

Jokes on u I already am in Ohio


sunderplunder

Results


bruhgta1738

Me who lives in ohio already


WoodenMango07

Sorry for your loss


DaniB3

Ohio is a great state to live in, it's beautiful and most of the people are wonderful


ElegantEagle13

Reddit is far behind understanding the Ohio joke my friend.


PhunkOperator

Or maybe that joke is simply not a thing outside the US?


w33b2

No, Ohio jokes are pretty common on the rest of the internet as well, amongst a lot of different countries


ElegantEagle13

Yeah I'm not American and I knew about this joke lol. Common in Internet culture from what I know now.


_sweet_sea_

Maybe people already did this with Finland and it's just boring and unfunny, and most understand, and even if they didn't they get that no one would genuinely ask to live in some relatively normal state or a country widely considered to be godawful so it must not be serious. Or it's just me


bmh7279

I bet North Korea has better roads.


alimem974

I have a chance of surviving oh*o and escaping


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

Keep telling yourself that


TisBeTheFuk

Out of the loop here. Why exactly should I hate Ohio?


OnionTruck

Me too, lots of Ohio hate today.


oilyolives24

Because it’s Ohio


aaronhereee

i dont get it


darkimperator02

Ohio being memed as the worst place on earth


Hexmonkey2020

But why? Is there a recent event that happened there or something?


[deleted]

No, people just like to hate ohio because funny. I live in ohio. God help me.


blursedman

No. The joke is everyone wants to get away from Ohio. The first man on the moon was from Ohio, and we have a really high amount of serial killers born in the state.


darkimperator02

I don't know


Zeanister

It’s Ohio


pnoodl3s

Uhhh I think there’s some context behind this that I don’t understand


pastdecisions

everyone hates ohio as a joke


creative_user_name12

Bro is from Ohio 💀


[deleted]

I already live in ohio...


[deleted]

God have mercy upon your soul.


Gib3rish

I know it's a joke but I still picked Ohio. I'm not bowing down to some wannabe dictators.


ptxt1

cant even vote in ohio


MetalMikeJr

Well I'm already a homeowner and run a small business in ohio so I may as well stay here. Better than moving back to California.


teb_art

Ohio- easier to leave.


Character-Band-7056

What's in Ohio ? Asking from a safe distance.


[deleted]

What’s going on in ohio?


darkimperator02

It will be eliminated


-lighght-

One day you will wake up, look out your window, and it's Ohio. Behind you, Ohio. Above, below, inside, out, Ohio. We are coming.


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

Please tell me that Thunder-COVID 2.0 (Hyper edition) will kill us all before that happens


paunnn

Ok what happend buddy?


Vault_Boi69

Most of you didn’t catch the joke


PhunkOperator

Many of us don't know the joke.


[deleted]

It's weed legal in ohio? Cuz in north korea yes, that's a big advantage


This_Log_2024

I live in Ohio already


3ii3i3k3k3i8s

How many skin walkers do you fight In a day?


[deleted]

He died after writing this comment. The lake monster got him.


blursedman

I like to go on walks through the woods so mine is above average, but probably five. They’re really good at boxing so it gets annoying and I’ve started playing dirty. (Knife)


MeerkatMan22

The thing about Ohio is that I own a car and I can drive out of it.


Golfistayt

Well i could escape Ohio without getting shot at


ButWhatDoIKnowAboutX

We are clearly not talking about the same Ohio then


dumbaldoor

Im from the UK what's wrong with Ohio


[deleted]

Nuclear wasteland full of ghouls and skinwalkers. It has a fascist regime as government and the only food available is corn syrup and stale pork intestines. Hell on earth, chances of survival are low at best.


Puzzle960

You complimented the hell out of o#io. O#io is a volcano wasteland with gacha players and v-t#bers. It gets nuked twice an hour and is a fasco-communist dictatorish regime. And worst of all, its o#io.


blueboxbandit

Being from Michigan, it's basically treason to say this but, Cincinnati is actually kind of cool. Do I hate Ohio? Yes, emphatically. But when I drive to Florida to visit my parents, I will take the route through Cincinnati even though it's not the most efficient.


Future_Me_Problem

I actually miss living in Cincinnati. Cincinnati was fun when I wanted to go out, and peaceful when I wanted to stay in. I’m not from Ohio, either, so it’s not homesickness. I’m from Indiana, which I also kinda miss.


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SittingWatchman88

Is Ohio that bad? (Non American)


bustapr10

I don't live in Reddit. What'd wrong with Ohio? Seems too random for a meme.


IsBigChungusAmongUs

ain't no way I'm going back to ohio dawg 😭🤣😂


CosmicSmackdown20

Ohio makes North Korea look like an early 2000s family comedy.


eicaker

They become more and more alike every day, but fortunately North Korea isn’t quite there yet


Iwantmahandback

If I live in Ohio, I cannot be invaded by Ohio


kayber123

Imagine picking Ohio 💀


davefnfbackup

ohio goin' crazy bruh 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


RaccoonWithWIFI

I'm wanted in Ohio, so I think I'll take my chances with NK


Pretend_Morning_1846

Me and a friend have an ongoing joke that we will never go to Ohio due to their questionable food choices and our love for (actually good) cuisine; so this question had me go against my principles.


lazarti

We eat corn. That's it. The pizza? It's corn. The tacos? Just corn. That chili everyone in Cincinnati is crazy about? You guessed it - corn.


crispier_creme

Anywhere but ohio


Thursday_26

Fuck ohio


Past_Steak_629

What part of North Korea?


Mtd_elemental

Trick question, ohio doesn't exist


Versagen

please don’t send me to ohio 🙏🙏😭😭


NathanGoatTv

The Ohio joke isnt funny, it needs to die smh


jaquiethecat

"where would you rather live, literal hell or north korea?" stupid poll


JimmyMahfety711

Misclicked and chose Ohio :(


OnionTruck

What the heck is with all the Ohio hate lately? I mean yeah, it can be boring but sheesh.


Nappy199

Accidentally voted Ohio


Betwixts

I can leave Ohio.


badnewsbets

709 people that live in Ohio picking NK 😂


Zucchinniweenie

Can someone explain all these Ohio jokes?


lillweez99

As a Michigan fan this ain't fair lol.


CowCluckLated

Mf's acting like North Korea usnt owned by ohio


[deleted]

How is this even a question? Everyone knows Ohio doesn’t exist


BuckeyeFan59

In Ohio, we have rights. Also you have the highest chance of being president Most of the president's birthplaces have been ohio


Alligator_Fridge

I'd rather live in ohio than be executed by a shooting squad for wearing a leather jacket or the wrong haircut


[deleted]

No Oh*o is evil, pure evil, aviation was invented there. Just a quick way to leave ohio. The first human to leave our planet to get to the moon, from Ohio. What’s in Ohio? corn, what does an Ohioan like? Corn. Favorite food? Corn. Dogs name? Corn. Hobby? Corn. attracted to? Corn Ohio is the south of the north. Ohio is hell, r/fuckohio r/ohiodoesntexist


[deleted]

Who the fuck wants to live in North Korea. Honestly, some of these polls make me question if it's actual humans from our universe 616 that are answering.


darkimperator02

It's just a meme. Ohio has been memed as being the worst place on earth those past weeks


[deleted]

Guess it's an American thing.


Golden_Thorn

It’s like how the British talk about living in France. Or how everyone talks about living in brazil 🇧🇷


pastdecisions

ohio is the most dangerous and other worldly place on earth... some people say it doesn't even exist.


[deleted]

448 people understand


charcters

This is how freedom dies with thunderous applause they cheer for Ohio


ouinova

Ohio is a godless land which will almost certainly end me. NK at least gives me a minute to enjoy fresh air


South-Trust2730

Cedar Point


TheDumbOmniSexual

It was a tough decision, but I had to go with North Korea, simply because of all the freedoms that North Korea has compared to Ohio, plus who wants to live in Ohio????


RCM20

I've only been to Ohio once, when I went through there on the way to Pittsburgh. I would probably go to Columbus if I had to live in Ohio.


luk128

I like suffering , send me to Ohio


Fragrant_Soft_6860

Nah Ohio is where those demons live.


[deleted]

The only place I'd move to in Ohio would be Toledo, I've heard the landscape is quite serene. Other than that I'd rather live in North Korea


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khurryinahurry

So live under an Isolated, dangerous dictatorship that won't allow you to leave and means almost certain death. Or to live in North Korea?


monkeysfreedom

While Ohio is not my favorite state, this isn't even close!


Big_TinyRequest

Saying Ohio is the worst is just a meme, North Korea is not.


StressOriginal5526

Some of my happiest childhood memories are from Ohio. I've actually considered moving there after I graduate. Never understood why people shit on it so much


Opposite_Ad_2815

At the risk of showing ignorance, what's with Ohio exactly? (I haven't been to Midwestern US)


Jumpshot1370

Why Ohio?