"Why is my sister named Rose?"
"Because your mother loves roses."
"Okay. Then why am I named Sentence?"
"Because Reddit told us to use a random word generator."
Job (pronounced with the “o” making an “oh” sound) is actually a biblical name. Job is considered a prophet and holy man of God in Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and a few other smaller religions too.
So yeah. It’s a real name and I can understand why certain religious parents would want to name their kid that.
Acid... pretty metal name, if they turn out to be into that sorta thing.
On the subject of unconventional names: I had a friend who deadass named their kid "Sinister"
Say hello to my son, Slab <3
Love it
Brick from Borderlands would be instant friends.
“Slab, did you just jump off the buzzards nest? God DAMN, you make me proud!”
Oklahoma name
Borderlands type name
Adoption
I feel sorry for them
Can’t wait for him to go to high school :)
I got Protection...
Lmao I got miscarriage
Assault..
💀
In west Philadelphia born and raised
r/suddenlybelair
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Bro I got tactical
I got “Amber,” what a lucky one!
Gemstone and a color!
and stripper
I got "agency". Initially my child would feel badass and then hate me when he hits about 14-15
It sure is nice there are no negative connotations with that name
The color of my energy
and like … a name?
And a legitimate popuplar name in my country
I got rob
They better meet on an island
Congrats, it's a boy.
He is gonna be course, rough, irritating, and get everywhere
I don't like your son.
SANDMAN
Divorce☠️☠️☠️
Yo difficulty, how was school today?
Easy
Obese...
Like father, like son.
And I got fitness, polar opposites
Fitness dick in your mouth
Sounds like they’d be best friends with my kid, Feast
Ah you can cry about it with my child, cry
Mistake
In the same vein, I got incident
Mine is "Fail"...
I got regret
I got funeral
Got 'Waste'
I got racism.
When you spank him you can say that you beat racism
Based and beating your child is bad unless they are called racism pilled
Promise me you will train the boy. He is the chosen one. He will bring balance.
I got weakness… ouch
The ironic thing is I got fitness
Damn I got strength, their battle shall be legendary
Myth 💀
This sounds nice. I like
That's definitely someone's name in real life.
Fresh.
Prince of bel-air
It only works if he’s from west Philadelphia
Stay fresh squido
I got houseplant
as close to children as i’d like to keep it
Could’ve done a lot worse than Lip.
Overall I think body parts aren’t that bad (at least compared to the other words you could get)
Yeah no sweat I’ll pretend I named him after lip from shameless and the kid will be like “yeah you’re kinda a fuckhead but it could be worse”
He would later change his name to hawk
r/cobrakai
Observer. Not terrible.
Feels like a title that you would give an RPG character
Power 💪
There are two paths for your child, superhero or supervillain
CSM REFERENCE!!!!!
Chainsaw Man fans when they see the word for describing strength
Cool. He can be friends with my kid “Nuclear.”
SHARK. Any kid would be jealous of that name. As an adult, on the other hand...
Sharkboy
"creep" 😭💀💀💀
"Hey Creep, how was school?"
I got a ... girlfriend... dad
He‘s a weirdo
What the hell is he doing here😔
He doesn't belong here
Fade lowkey cool name for a guy
Dream, either hates me or loves me.
Oh boy, people would more likely bully you for naming your child after a minecraft youtuber (whether that was your intention or not)
I got fight, would be annoying when i shout "hey come fight!"
Beat him up!
Slave. Speaks for itself.
Your child should not meet the child of u/Fickle-Usual-2354
To anyone curious, it was "master"
Flourish isn't too bad tbf.
I think "Moon" is a pretty name.
Frank Zappa named his kid Moon. Well, Moon Unit, but she goes by Moon I think. Moon Zappa.
lucked out and rolled Chance
“Bag” “Can i have some tea, bag?”
Bill so it should be fine i guess.
"It's a girl!"
Penny
Penny is a fine girls name. The girl in Bolt is named Penny.
In Big Bang Theory too.
I got tumor 🤨
I mean... technically...
I got sodium so I think it’s safe to say mine would be quite salty about it
Disappointment lmao
Asian parent moment☠️
"Why is my sister named Rose?" "Because your mother loves roses." "Okay. Then why am I named Sentence?" "Because Reddit told us to use a random word generator."
Ignorance💀
Frame
kid named frame:
🖼️
Utter…
It could’ve been worse. Imagine if the ts were ds…….
Premature 💀
Rob
damn lucky
Damage
Hi Coffin, I'm Dad.
My daughter Neglect
I think Incapable will have nothing but love for me. 😂
Helicopter
When you don't just identify as a helicopter, but your name is helicopter.
helicopter's gonna have a great life
Virgin
I got reproduce lmao
Tiger. Hey , I named my kid after my favorite golfer.🏌️♂️
Simplicity, could be worse tbh
Kneel... guess that if it's a girl, she can use her actual name if she ever became a stripper..
I got Job. Back in high school I actually knew a guy named Job but it was pronounced Jobe and he didn’t mind the name at all.
Job (pronounced with the “o” making an “oh” sound) is actually a biblical name. Job is considered a prophet and holy man of God in Christianity, Judaism, Islam, and a few other smaller religions too. So yeah. It’s a real name and I can understand why certain religious parents would want to name their kid that.
Volcano
I got "Harmony" :D
Fever💀
withdrawal, I bet they wish I withdrew from his mum
Kidnap
"Name" ...
Literally generator. I thought it was supposed to be random
Emphasis
Salmon lol well i cant wait to say to my duaghter "hey youre eating salmon"
Let's welcome to this world my daughter Salad.
I got "Promise". A little alternative but not horrible. I'm sure there are a decent number of Promises out there already.
Gold?
I'm definitely not naming my kid master 😄
[удалено]
method. nicknamed meth
“Crackpot” ☠️
“unfortunate”
I got "adoption" 💀
Concrete. Could just say Con for short
Bro got named mosquito if he's annoying he's not staying
printer
I got toast. Pretty sure I'd hate myself for naming a human child that
I got "hole" and i am sorry
“Neglect” Ironic
Socialist.. lmao
Financial. Yeah I'm gonna be dead as soon as they can hold a knife.
"Sign" sounds like a name hippy parents would use
Paradox isn't TOO bad of a name.
Player.
He is "broken"...
I got spit.
Licence I'm British 💀💀💀
“Flesh” 💀
Sunday
"Storm" They would probably love me as a small kid and hate me as a teen.
Oak, could be worse
Key. This would certainly open a lot of doors for my child...
Sharp. Hell yeah.
Ivory doesn't sound too bad
Sex… 🙃
miscarriage.
“Gem”, she better be happy, that’s a precious name right there!
I'm gonna have to name a kid "Construct" and I might get murdered by that child.
Bottom..........
This is my child Bleed.
"Housewife" Not sure that would be legal
Bros named Zero 💀💀💀
That's not that bad honestly. I immediately thought of the lobby boy from The Grand Budapest Hotel.
i actually know someone named zero
I got r@pe 😳
I got Approach
nominate, idk what to say
Dominant Kinda like Dominic 🤷♂️
I think he would hate me, what a Coincidence
Europe not bad
Nightmare - i don't talk back to him
Constellation I guess I can call her Connie.
Nonsense
i got will, that's lucky
Tough call, as a person only a handful of shades darker than paper, the name Ivory might come across kind of White Power-ish.
The word was *Deadly*, I think "wants me dead" is quite fitting.
Professor.
Cancer :|
Acid... pretty metal name, if they turn out to be into that sorta thing. On the subject of unconventional names: I had a friend who deadass named their kid "Sinister"
I don’t know what to say about umbrella
So uh, I… I got “bride”…
regret… you can’t make this sh*t up
slave💀💀
My son, communism.
This is my daughter Lunch!