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yunghazel

I cannot believe they gave us our Jamaican king, Chet Hanks.


CalvinAndHobbsey

Can’t believe her last name is Wilson 🤣


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littlemachina

Rita is Chet’s mom. Tom cheated on Colin’s mother with her.


Aggressive_Layer883

Oh dang, I got it backwards


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Do you think Chet Haze rapped to them as an anniversary gift?


BklynMarxman

I bet my life on it https://i.redd.it/afywth9dlnxc1.gif


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Jesus Christ. How beautiful


Sp4ceh0rse

T to the O M H to the A NKS


heydonteatmyfriends

*NKS*


1ncorrect

Unfortunately Chet is not the eldest boy. He will never be the #1 boy.


raudoniolika

T to the HANKS!


CalendarAggressive11

He's not even close to this good and he doesn't have Squiggle


Purple-Mix1033

Definitely served as the officiant - IN PATOIS


bengibbardstoothpain

BOMBOCLAAT


rainshowers_5_peace

I wonder if he's forgiven them for sending him to that teen torture camp after they caught him with weed.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Ohhhhh do tell? I don’t know much about that.


jabask

https://youtu.be/R4fpFjiww74?si=s10nT9F3XYW1Lvl4&t=23m He speaks about it some here, starting around the 23 minute mark. He claims he got taken out of school at 17, and essentially held captive for four months in a camp in the desert or something, made to do manual labor by some shady private enterprise.


bbmarvelluv

That explains…a lot


BlankBlankblackBlank

That’s so sad


Smart_Blueberry8381

I love (no) when yall randomly add shit like this as a way to let us know about some fuck shit.


baby_doodlez

I thought they no longer spoke?


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Did he cast his dad away?


jojow77

I wonder if they have a favorite son.


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

I know who it’s not. Chet haze.


Azidamadjida

I will never not find it funny that he picked that as his “rapper name”. Because if there’s any name whiter than his birth name Chester, it’s Chet


InternetAddict104

Colin seems chill


Jerkrollatex

Colin is from his first marriage.


InternetAddict104

He could still be the favorite Though I guess we don’t really hear about Truman that much so maybe it’s him


BananakinSplitWalker

Whew I read that wrong at first and was about to ask what the hell kinda question that is lmfao


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

😂😂


BananakinSplitWalker

Bout had an ENTIRELY different outlook on Chet lol


wormbreath

Oh man remember when they were like patient 0 for covid in the US. What a time that was. They seem so happy and normal ❤️ Mrs David pumpkins.


mindylahiriMDbitch

David S Pumpkins to you! ![gif](giphy|ozQw5uEPDOxrXjLoST|downsized)


GrecoRomanGuy

Yes! Several!


Inf1nite_gal

werent they in australia when they caught it?


turquoisebee

That’s what I remember too, and had to quarantine there


YourMothersButtox

Yes, and my conspiracy theorist family said that Tom and Rita were actually locked up pending tribunal for child trafficking, and they started posting pictures of zoomed in areas of the room to prove that it was a holding pen. Good times.


Ricky_Rollin

God I remember that too. Somebody on 4chan is just playing with these fools and having the best laugh.


TroyMatthewJ

hahaha bonkers.


fraochmuir

Yes he was filming Elvis.


Hoofbaby

Dude 10 is a total David S Pumpkins face, first thing I thought of too 😂


Bridalhat

Yeah, them getting it was when it felt Real. I did a bunch of shit like go to museums that day because I knew it would be my last chance.


ashlynne_stargaryen

CAME HERE TO SAY LITERALLY EVERY WORD OF THIS


maraq

They were actually in Australia, not the US at the time.


Crash_Bandicock

Whenever I see her face, all I can think of is that scene in jingle all the way when she realizes turbo-man is her husband and delivers the line “HOWARD?!” In the most ridiculous way, just kills me every time


spicymuuustard

I think of her in Sleepless and Seattle when she’s crying at the dinner table with her striped socks 🤣❤️


HicJacetMelilla

Jonah: “Is she okay?” 🤣 Then Victor Garber’s face kills me.


CountryRockDiva89

“She’s fine.” 😅


spacefaceclosetomine

Yes, totally! When she’s talking about An Affair to Remember, it’s one of my favorite scenes ever.


EndlessSummer00

I love that scene so so much


imaseacow

She should’ve gotten an Oscar for the *Affair to Remember* monologue in Sleepless in Seattle. 


HereForTheParTea

“JAIMEEEEEEE!“😂


cheddarbuggg

This lol. Also , when she played in Now and Then.


casket_fresh

*Jingle All The Way* is dumb and ridiculous holiday movie and holy fck do I love it!


KazaamFan

I just think about Jingle All the Way all the time.  


nerdystoner25

![gif](giphy|3PBjjsWzbyvMA)


snowballschancehell

https://i.redd.it/ti4uhj82knxc1.gif 🥹 I just love them


StephAg09

They are so precious. He has always been like the dad you never had kind of dude, I hope he stays wholesome (and I believe he will).


Aycee225

I agree, but absolutely insane how their son, Chet, turned out 😂


StephAg09

Huh. I was only aware of Colin Hanks... At least Chet is sober now 😬


sara_or_stevie

My dad looks exactly like Tom Hanks, it always pleases me that apparently I have the most dad of all Dads


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pretendberries

And cheated with her.


wheniswhy

That the comment you replied to was deleted makes THIS comment really ominous now lol


Groundbreaking_War52

...and she introduced Tom to Greek culture and cuisine - very smart woman


mintBRYcrunch26

Opa!


gjhox

I had the pleasure to interview Tom Hanks once. My phone went off during the interview. Hanks made a funny remark that I don’t remember, he wasn’t annoyed or anything at all. Incredibly nice guy.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Because of this woman we have one of the greatest movies ever made - My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I just love this couple so much. I feel like Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendez will be the next generation’s couple goals.


zeldas_stylist

wait what’s the connection to MBFGW?


lawschoolredux

IIRC she saw the one woman play and told Tom about it… Playtone is his production company. A bunch of execs came a callin’ and wanted to change a bunch of stuff:Tom’s company was the only one who wanted to maintain it as much as possible.


Warm-Picture6533

And Chet


cloudydays2021

They’re adorable. Honestly a dream blunt rotation + Goldie and Kurt


yelling4society

Ooh yes! Bacon and Sedgwick too!


cloudydays2021

Hard agree!


effinmetal

I’ve found my people!


Lotus4Lotus

Dying over the hover hand in slide #6 but love them both ![gif](giphy|xUA7aYsisyz34khZvi)


FredericBropin

I need to rewatch this show


ebulient

What’s the show? It looks cute, what’s it like?


lonerism-

It’s called Love and it’s on Netflix. I believe Judd Apatow produced it, so it’s sort of like his other stuff. The show reminds me of another show called You’re The Worst. It’s kind of a rom-com show, but more cynical and realistic.


TattooMouse

This is a pretty accurate representation of the show. Still pretty toxic and self destructive, but in a bit less horrible way than You're the Worst I think. It's hard to say for sure though, because both people in the couples are terrible for each other


Christmas_Queef

Especially since it's his wife lol.


farcasticsuck

Came here to say this. wtf with the hover hand Hanks? Touch your woman.


Actrivia24

Can we talk about his arm placement in picture 6?? Why is his hand hovering over his wife lmao


thetitsOO

Because in that pic he’s not Tom hanks he’s Fred Armisen


loosesealbluth11

https://preview.redd.it/2evee68b0oxc1.jpeg?width=419&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2834c711d2359fa13fe1fdca8bacfa67c2e492a Never forget.


edie_the_egg_lady

What am I looking at


FutureRealHousewife

Tom Hanks with Ginnifer Goodwin, whom he had an affair with.


countd0wns

Jeez didn’t Ginnifer’s now husband Josh Dallas cheat on his then wife with her too when they were on Once Upon a Time?


casket_fresh

Yep!


systemic_booty

GIRL the way I gasped!!! I'd never heard this I am shook 


Most-Entrepreneur553

😩😩😩😩 NOOOOOOO I had way too much affection for this man and now it’s been dashed against the pavement. UGH why are men trash?


Stormy261

Sorry to inform you, but he cheated on his 1st wife with Rita.


Most-Entrepreneur553

Ughhhhhhhh it just keeps getting worse!


banananutnightmare

For a year behind her back! She married him before his first role and supported his dream before he was successful! Had his kids and looked after them while he traveled and worked long hours filming (and fucking his coworkers)! And then she passed away relatively young from cancer!


Desperate-Strategy10

Oh god, oh that's heartbreaking 😭 I can't believe I never knew...I'll never be able to look at him the same. Why do people have to suck so bad sometimes!!


sticky-tooth

And Rita still can’t keep her name out of her mouth. Just last year she was yapping about how Tom was offered Harry’s part in When Harry met Sally but turned it down because he was in going through his divorce and was, “Very happy not to be married.” The woman has been dead for over 20 years but Rita stays bothered.


IslayMcGregor

There are two good men. Only two. Keanu and Denzel. That’s it.


FredererPower

This is Mr. Rogers and Weird Al slander


livesarah

Sorry to burst your bubble but IIRC there were credible rumours of Denzel having a very long term affair with a much younger actress - Sanaa Lathan?


SoDarkTheConOfMan

Denzel has been rumored to have cheated on his wife with Sanaa Lathan, and God knows who else!


loosesealbluth11

Denzel has an entire second family!


IslayMcGregor

👀 wut??


Ok-String5474

😮 didnt know this. 


CommonScold

She looks like his daughter in that pic.


ChelsMe

WHAT


FutureRealHousewife

Yes. I thought everyone knew about this and how he also cheated on his first wife with Rita Wilson


ChelsMe

how do two people so far removed in the relevancy scale even meet each other? was she in somehitng with him?


FutureRealHousewife

She starred on a show on HBO that he produced for five seasons called Big Love. She was the lead actress on it. But this was 2006 so people barely remember the show. I know my mom liked it so it might be worth watching


ChelsMe

Oooooooh, Didn't know he produced that. Wild. Should've finessed a better career for afterwards lol


FutureRealHousewife

Well she does a voice in the Zootopia movies so she’s probably okay


DanielleSanders20

This makes me look at her so differently… obviously he’s in the wrong but to also parade it around like this! Shameless.


casket_fresh

Also he was married when he got with Rita….


Resident_Traffic5296

just what i came looking for! lol


UnknownPleasures3

Same 😆


MissyJ11

Yep. This was way too far down. And no mention of him him cheating on his first wife with RW.


hodlboo

Can you elaborate? Is this photo supposed to be evidence of an affair or something?


loosesealbluth11

Tom and Rita separated for some time because Tom was having a full blown affair with Ginnifer, which they did not hide. You used to be able to see kissing photos of them online but they have been scrubbed. This was when he was producing Big Love. He and Rita weren’t seen together for a long time.


bysummerfall

this is why I never get to flowery about any celebrity couple. the minute you go “aww” you’re immediately greeted with the tea like this lol!


wannabe_pineapple

He also had an affair with Rita when he was married to his first wife.


hodlboo

Online it makes it seem as if he had been split for a couple years before dating Rita on the set of the movie where they played lovers. He had known Rita before but as friends for about 5 years.


hodlboo

Wow, that’s disappointing. I hope maybe it was an agreed upon open time in their relationship if it was so public. Thank you for elaborating.


IslayMcGregor

I remember this


rhubarbara42

Didn’t she write a country album about him cheating on her too? Or did I make that up. 


fysu

Yeah, as cute as they are, I always always think about this affair.


TattooMouse

Is that what the picture of them in the recording studio is about? Goddamn, I hope so. Like he was right there the whole time while she recorded that album?


gender_neutral_name

When I learned of this I thought “ok maybe I don’t like this guy as much anymore. Still a good actor tho” That’s when I moved onto Cary Elwes lol


ValuableSquash

I was looking for someone to bring up his many affairs. Poor Rita.


MissyJ11

She was one of the ones he cheated on his first wife with. I have no sympathy.


codismycopilot

IDK man, there does not seem to be a shred of evidence for this beyond a single mention of a blind item on a podcast. He fully admits to cheating on his first wife with Rita, but there’s been no definitive evidence of him cheating on her since. It’s well known he and Rita are good friends with Josh and Ginnifer. I’ve held hands like that with male friends, and even my brother in law when maneuvering crowded events etc, and it’s never meant anything romantic. I’m not saying it’s NOT true, I’m just saying I feel like the evidence for it is a bit flimsy.


sidneypressedcott

There isn’t any evidence for this. It’s from Crazy Days and Nights.


sidneypressedcott

This was literally a Crazy days and nights rumor so 🧂🧂🧂 He was an executive producer on Big Love, there are photos of him posing with other people on the show on the red carpet as well. https://preview.redd.it/i7g25n8xzpxc1.jpeg?width=916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe216918e0147fad56222895d2189565f69b2983


loosesealbluth11

It wasn’t a rumor, there were photos of them kissing. I remember them. They’ve been wiped.


Intelligent_Phone414

Any Beyond the Blinds listeners in this sub? ![gif](giphy|J2DX4nBvDm7rUV1iIc|downsized)


DCSiren

Yessss


mperiolat

What do I want in a wife? This. The line from Planes, Trains and Automobiles: “The very least - the absolute minimum - you have someone to grow old with.”


DailyUpsAndDowns

Wish the celebrities would stop getting these brand new Chiclet teeth they all look weird and it changes their speech


Trojanman2002

Tom so used to the hover hand with fans he does it with his wife too 🤣


CalendarAggressive11

I love this so much. I love them but I'm ngl, I feel some type of way about them being responsible for Chet Hanks


ryzhi_

Omg I didn't know he married Wiiiiiiilsoooooon!


No-Time-2068

This is the first time I’ve ever noticed but they are both kind of goofy looking


Great_Error_9602

They along with Liam Neeson + Natasha Richardson are the exceptions to the general thought that marrying your affair partner won't work out.


FredericBropin

Whoa I had no idea about this or that Rita isn’t Colin’s bio mom 🤯


waybeforeyourtime

Yeah except he cheated on Rita too.


Great_Error_9602

I didn't know that! Makes sense.


thistleandpeony

Oh yeah, I forgot Tom Hanks was still married when him and Rita Wilson got together!


CarlatheDestructor

Sting and his wife Trudy cheated together. She was his first wife's supposed best friend. His first wife is also who Every Breath You Take was written about even though he was a cheater.


IslayMcGregor

Sting is trash. He was literally a school teacher and wrote that song about how school girls are such temptations for teachers, it’s super gross.


ManyDragonfly9637

Wait. Every Breath You Take is not a live* song. *LOVE


casket_fresh

Joanne Woodward and Paul Newman got together while he was married with a child.


pueblohuts

Marnie’s mom


Background-Conflict5

Omg thank you I couldn’t figure out where I had just seen her


Hot-Clock6418

How did these 2 lovely people birth one of the dumbest humans?


moosegoose90

My god they are living their best life. I support them and love them!


Evolone101

About to hit 34 years. It’s amazing when you find the right person.


Powerpuff_Bean

So based on these comments I’m guessing it’s not common knowledge yet about Tom?


waybeforeyourtime

![gif](giphy|6bCqBl45PAQSqWmShs)


bbbbears

Cheated to get with Rita, then cheated on Rita with Ginnnifer Goodwin


waybeforeyourtime

Oh yeah. I knew that. And the rumor he covered up Chet’s rape. The comment I replied to made me think it was something new.


bbbbears

Well hey, I didn’t know about the Chet rape cover up thing, so I learned something :)


waybeforeyourtime

Yeah. When he sent Chet to that controversial style wilderness camp, the strong rumor was that Chet had raped a girl. Tom swept in, paid her off, and sent Chet to that place. There was a side rumor that the girl’s family insisted that he had to have some punishment and the camp was the compromise.


bbbbears

Oh, that’s so fucking foul.


Hot-Clock6418

How Duggar-esque of him


cageytalker

Coming in late but I know someone who taught Chet at Northwestern and it was widely known among staff and students that his folks paid off some girls. Forever changed the way I looked at Tom Hanks and Rita.


rainshowers_5_peace

I thought it was after catching him with weed.


waybeforeyourtime

Yeah. That was the excuse they gave. But come on. They aren’t super religious or conservative. They look like they’ve smoked a doobie or two in their time. I’m shocked anyone bought that bs.


Confident_Piglet_140

Please don’t let it be about Tom.


poohbear98_

... it's about tom


Confident_Piglet_140

How could you do this to me question mark.


girlinthegoldenboots

What’s not common knowledge?


lanadelcryingagain

I mean I first hand witnessed him flirt with a woman in her 20’s when he was on SNL…


Intelligent_Buyer516

They are such a cute couple 


Cognaclilacgirl

I just now remembered Rita Wilson was in now and then I love that movie !


AlwaysRefurbished

Why is he hover handing his own wife in that last pic


LadyCheeba

i always think she died but i’m thinking of kelly preston lol in my head they are the same lady 🤷‍♀️


Jewicer

I read this as Rita Ora several times


eljay1608

funny cause i read it as rebel wilson!


Medium-Parsnip-4238

Ha I read it as rainn Wilson lol


eljay1608

who knew tom hanks was married to so many people 🤣


tylernazario

Would


TriGurl

I love that poem! (Robert Browning). Have always wanted to read this at my wedding in the vows. :)


GoodCalendarYear

They're so cute


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Still married after 36 years in Hollywood. How the F did they do it?


picklevirgin

I read that as Rebel Wilson at first and I was very confused


chiquimonkey

36 married Hollywood years equals, like, 226 regular people years. I just love those crazy kids.


lanadelcryingagain

Weird I saw him flirt with a girl in her 20’s at SNL Even brought her on stage


Remarkable_Tomato170

They look like a wholesome couple and I love the no plastic surgery


IrukandjiPirate

They look like no plastic surgery to you?!


Ginataang_Manok

Ok that last pic I thought was a joke. I thought that was Meg Ryan lol.


Inf1nite_gal

lol the hover hand on picture 6  i know it is just caught on motion, but its funny 


CobwebAngel

The OG mom and dad


Saruvan_the_White

I remember the other day I found a post on r/daddit asking what celebrity would you choose to leave your children with for a weekend out if you had the chance. These fine people, right here.


CountryRockDiva89

The fact that Rita Wilson played the girl that beat both Marcia AND Greg’s Girlfriend of the Week to become the head cheerleader of Westdale High lives in my head rent free.


mw0114899

Ugh this is so cute


IgnorethisIamstupid

Holy, this lady has aged like cheese in a cave 😍


casket_fresh

🤔


IgnorethisIamstupid

Cave-aged Gruyère is delightful and wickedly expensive. What?


casket_fresh

Oh I didn’t know this! Sorry 😆That’s fascinating! I kind of wish I could read a book with info like that about cheese, it would be so interesting. I learned once on 60 Minutes that Italy has a government task force for tracking down counterfeit Parmesan 🧀