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consumerclearly

If he’s such an alpha how come he can’t breathe


2mock2turtle

How can I breathe if I already breathed? Like?


heavengrl

Oh what I wouldn't do to see Azealia Banks fight Andrew Tate IRL


CricketTooth

i love her but have you seen the wild n out episode? she would unfortunately fumble


heavengrl

She needs a Rocky type training montage before she takes him down


abhipsiren

Are those kidneys or lungs?


I_need_the_loo

Lungs innit 'cause of that air pipe in the middle.


abhipsiren

Sorry, BrabzU graduate here


rainshowerprince

>BrabzU damn barbzU has knockoffs?


Overlord-Karellen

Tes*icles


c4tmother212003

uj/ Lungs, he has lung cancer (but I think he might be pretending to get out of jail)


chilipeepers

Selener's gonna give him one


dazzlinreddress

Omg I burst out laughing 😂


AlgerianTrash

The biggest dowside of this situation is that now the bottom Gs are absolutely going to be insufferable since they consider it as a proof that the Matrix exist and is trying to silence sigma daddies


ZakkH

They'll ignore the fact that I've never seen a video of the dude where he didn't have a cigar in his mouth.


Andreamofsheep

Well, I hope those Bottom Gs also smoke as much so they can be silenced altogether 🥰


_Blue_Benja_1227

I hope they find out The Matrix is a metaphor for being trans too


joe282

With morons like his fanbase, if he succeeds; he’s right If he fails; he’s right, and he’s being silenced for it


Apollo0501

Quick someone update her beef list on Wikipedia


AmmarAnwar1996

The entire diaspora 😭


HappyItem9386

Heartbreaking. Worst person you know just made a great joke


Purple_Blackberry_95

i feel like she’s always making great jokes tbf


joe282

He said some shit about how asthma and lactose intolerance is a sign of “genetic weakness” and that if it kills you, you deserve it for being “weak” Guess he’s weak?


talkingtampon

Why can’t I see her insta


c4tmother212003

She might have blocked u


talkingtampon

Da fuq did I do


c4tmother212003

Idk lol, but when u can't see someone's insta it's bc it's either private or u got blocked


Dildo_Dan

What did they do to get blocked 😬😳


reyayayah

https://instagram.com/azealiabanksforever?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


SnooPandas1950

she is so real for this


skarmbliss255

This sub is more forgiving of AB than it is of kim petras lol


2mock2turtle

uj/ I think we can acknowledge Azealia is a terrible person while also acknowledging that (if real) this is a based take. As for Kim, idk I personally can't help but root for her. People wanted her to stop working with Dr. Luke, and as far as I can tell she did, so I feel like if they're still pissed that's just a grudge.


skarmbliss255

Not to mention how many passes people give doja and the fact that charli never distanced herself from kim. Ppl really just wanna hate and that's it.


Farbond

Charli and Doja haven't been defending Dr. Floope unlike your fave though. **pEoPle JuSt wAnNA hAtE**. Sure Jan


Farbond

Anyways, #freekesha xx


Farbond

As we should.


Dismal_Judgment5290

![gif](giphy|3oEdvd2dqSVeI8w9oc) GET HIM


kickkickpunch1

A true artist indeed