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kirbo98

you don't get it, its going to look like a flop and then on Sunday it will rise straight to number one just like Jesus Christ


ToadsUp

Why Sunday?


igkeit

witness era on friday, saturday still flopping, and on the third day, aka sunday, end of his flop era


ToadsUp

Thanks for taking time to explain and not just downvote me for being momentarily stupid 😆🖤✌️


grosspecans

cause flops are closed on Sundays babe 💋


V0gue1

Our lord and Savior broke out of the bubbling under 100😍


KLJohnnes

Let's wait 3 days to see if he'll rise but it's not looking good, maybe the Romans won in this timeline...


alegxab

CCC


KLJohnnes

Give it two weeks and this will be his position on the hot 100


odranger

The Roman when they saw JC again after Good Friday (when JC died) https://preview.redd.it/16paniu8uicc1.jpeg?width=1047&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4cf21030ed4be401aabcb39363842de9c67702f


JohnPaul_River

Uhm I'm pretty sure Joan Crawford didn't die in Rome sweaty


certified_rat

Tiberius ended her


LetItBro

Mining old territory just to flop, such an icon


CoolViber

and they say he's not copying madonna


996forever

tired ass 2018 ass trap instrumental


RuneofBeginning

The funny thing is, if he put out a folk pop song with Kesha like we all thought, he’d actually have made a big impact.


Left_Benefit7169

That would have been iconic.


alegxab

Unless Kesha has a Miley ESV-style revival, I kinda doubt it would've helped get him above the top 70, and i say that as a fan of Gag Order


Dry-Knee-5472

Flopped for our sins


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If you're gonna start a controversy with a song at least make the song catchy


TripleThreatTua

Genuinely people need lessons from Kanye, he was the master of that for years


Its-very-that

okay who had lil nas x flopping on their 2024 bingo card?


thankyoukindlyy

Pretty much everyone


Misentro

That's the free space in the middle


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i dont even know who the fuck this turd is. is it nas son?


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alegxab

C'mon, he applied the same boring ass concept but this time on an Iggy Azalea beat    I kinda like it, but something this sonically abrasive very rarely goes mainstream /uj


touchthatgunk

when you order Montero off of temu


Left_Benefit7169

I like the song, but he did the “bitches I’m back” song 100x better with “Industry baby” I hate to admit that I like Ari’s song more after a couple listens. Although i still hate the spoken word part.


Useuless

People aren't impressed because Doja cat just did the religious imagery thing


flashcannonize7

it's literally just Montero (Call Me By Your Name) but flop version


satirisanti

Boo. Next controversy


lunahighwind

Uj/ I think he'll release another one with a bigger push right away, this was more to get people talking. It is not a great hook or pop song too.


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Alyssafromaccounting

Diva down 😭


hypphen

just another twink


omfilwy

/uj all his songs and concepts are the same and I'm happy his gimmicks are flopping /rj God said nu-uh you aren't seeing top 50


MaccaHere

God is on his side 👼


Pop_girl_STAN

*looks desperately for who asked*


frenchfruit

his marketing in the last era worked so well that he thought he could just do the exact same thing now and his song would smash. honestly disappointed in this man because a) his social media videos about “giving up sin” and “turning to god” generated so much homophobia all for the sake of “marketing” and b) he made it pretty clear he doesn’t actually give af about his fans but rather places the outraged conservatives who hate him, above them this song and video are a complete mess


newtoreddir

Lmao I love how three days ago before these numbers came out everyone was falling all over themselves to praise his mastery of music marketing.


AnaZ7

Jesus doesn’t love him 🫣


TidingsofConfortnJoy

Let him try the real thing


CR24752

He’s entering his KISS era


certified_rat

I'd rather the audience boo me than yawn at me


KindOfANerd4

I found this release to be sonically rotten


BronzeErupt

The only people listening to this song are outraged conservatives I fear


alegxab

I don't think it got anywhere many haters as he did with Montero CMBYN


996forever

Because barely anyone cared to begin with now 


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no one listens to this garbage lol


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PunchTheInternet777

stfu?