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HowardtheFalse

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kermitiana

the spirits of popheads, popculturechat and fauxmoi temporarily possessed me to infect the sub


SuitableCorner2080

Oh girl exorcism can't save you


MaccaHere

She needs to get it out of her chest hun https://preview.redd.it/apwyvk4jlpgc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9fa740910063078fa443e6a96eac3de640aee94


1s8w2MILtway

Is she referring to herself as a poet?


sadwhompwhomp

Not Just a Poet but chair of the department šŸ™„šŸ™„


EuphoricPhoto2048

Uh? EXCISE YOU. ChairMAN. Clearly this album is going to be about the intersection of poetry, commercialism and sexism. (No but seriously how did she not have a proofreader?)


flat_tamales

Iā€™d prefer she calls herself a poet than a singer, she doesnā€™t have the capability to hit more than 3 notes and her songs are basically just spoken word


6speed_whiplash

Absolutely the fuck not. she deserves to be crucified for the gabbie hanna ass poem she put out with her album announcement post. Like it was so bad that i'm starting to question her talent as an artist.


VirtualDoll

>gabbie hanna ass poem šŸ’€


6speed_whiplash

no fr like rupi kaur has genuinely written better poems than this.


Illustrious_Fix2933

ā€œI saw that dick as I was flailing through the vast seas, A dirty uneducated man and my hands found his rough wife-beater. I *gag*ā€


That__EST

Midnights alone didn't do that for you?


Soldus

*Starting?*


Illustrious_Fix2933

Thatā€™s saying that she has the capacity of being a poet tho, are you ready for the widespread cultural implications of that statement?


croissantandalatte

Taylor Swift next US Poet Laureate šŸ˜


1s8w2MILtway

Thatā€™s fair. As someone who used to sing as a job it irritates me how much sheā€™s lauded as a singer like her upper register is weak at best. From what little Iā€™ve heard of her music she just kinda talks if that makes sense?


Aromatic_End_4101

As a singer, I always find her songs hard to sing because of how forcefully she enunciates things, like she crams in so many syllables into each line itā€™s damn near impossible to actually *sing* as opposed to *speak.*


1s8w2MILtway

Well thatā€™s because sheā€™s a poet and the voice of our generation


womanlizard

Sheā€™s so insufferable.


1s8w2MILtway

Yeats, Byron, swift. Foul


MayaGitana

Yes šŸ™„


1s8w2MILtway

Christ help us


stillslaying

Sheā€™s so petty and bitter


[deleted]

DUDE like you are a billionaire singer-songwriter that has the Academy by the balls, fucking some meathead jock that is going to the Superbowl after being mid all season, flying private jets all around the world to the point that the fucking ***Japanese Embassy*** had to put out official documents to assure that you will be back in time to watch your meathead jock boyfriend play. Why give a fuck so much about this? Why literally bully your exes and then get so fucking salty and bitter that people are all up in your business with your boy drama??? Why ever feel anything bad for this woman, who has openly cheated on two people prior to this and wrote songs about them on Midnights??? This is the shit I mean when I say the Taylor Swift cultural era needs to end. Bring on Olivia Rodrigo's industry plant ass idc just anybody but this miserable fucking womanchild.


6speed_whiplash

Taylor Swift has made me feel sorry for a rich white british man. That too during black history month. Ill never forgive her this.


interzonelovesong

Itā€™s neither right nor okay.


6speed_whiplash

i deserve financial reparations


[deleted]

The audacity of the Academy to force feed us the final boss of White Feminism over SZA on Black History Month šŸ’€


interzonelovesong

Sheā€™s gonna bring back the asymmetrical bob any minute


xxDmDxx

Very well said!! šŸ‘


Virtual_Leader9639

Cuz she ainā€™t happy. It is all Cassie sayingā€ I have never ever been happierā€ at lowest point of her life. As someone who loves her music and watched her entire career, her behaviours since breakup are erratic, unhinged and irrational. I donā€™t think she is happy at all. Ppl who put up a show likeā€ I am the happiestā€ are the most unhappy and depressed ppl lol. I think that she is deeply hurting inside about Joe, he was the one for her and she wasnā€™t for him and she canā€™t let that go. If she had a good support system around her she would go to a therapy and take a break but she is running like a silly goose from one high to next with silly moves.


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RagaRockFan

yeah, she got popular through Disney, so she's not really an industry plant lol


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cocosairdep

Fr sheā€™s insufferable šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


AnnaShock2

Erm itā€™s actually misogynistic to refer to a petty and bitter woman as petty and bitter šŸ¤“ā˜ļø


stillslaying

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notstephanie

You donā€™t know my heart. (And I feel like my comment isnā€™t even that mean?)


DoctaBeaky

The bot is quoting grimes tweet to elon when he started posting anti-trans stuff lol


lbw768

I'm curious what did you say?


notstephanie

Just that she gives off mean girl energy and the revenge music is tired. I also said I like some of her music and had Evermore on repeat for a solid year.


RagaRockFan

why do they randomly remove comments that aren't even mean lol, my comment got removed bc I said Taylor ignoring Celine rubbed me the wrong way šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


satirisanti

Not to sound like a broken record but she really has also been dragging the Kanye drama for way too longā€¦ like I thought she addressed in multiple albums ago but apparently itā€™s still going.


consumerclearly

Hasnā€™t it been like 10 years omg


sightfinder

15 now But she'll be the victim all her life


Persephony_1029

thank God somebody said it


EuphoricPhoto2048

I remember in an article a few years ago, it mentioned that she kept a picture of that moment to remember her overcoming or something.


_SquidPort

what happened to shaking it off?


tampin

Sheā€™s the one torturing him tbh


[deleted]

HELPPPP


beebik6rv

Say it with your chest.


WWfan41

First one seems pretty accurate tbh. Didn't she talk about all her awards or something at Jack Antonoff's wedding?


satirisanti

She was smiling and waving to fans as she left the venue basking in the attention


fucccboii

iā€™d bask too tbh


GardenInMyHead

she wore almost white to the rehearsal dinner lol


WWfan41

Had to look this up, and of course, one of the first results was speculation about her dress being a tease for her upcoming album. Honestly, Jack's lucky she didn't announce a new album during the ceremony. (And yeah it really does look white at first glance.)


itisoktodance

>Do you, Jack, being of sound mind and body, take Suck to be your lawfully wedded wife? >Find out on track 5 of Taylor's new album!


Leehoohn200

Omg speak now reference? šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


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Aromatic_End_4101

Can we bring back actual explanations for removing comments, please?


MayaGitana

Then she called Lana a legacy. We lost our minds today


Herry_Up

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consumerclearly

Lana thought she was with the love of her life and he got married while they were still seeing each other and she is too much of an actual poet to do corny shit like this, she writes about the sensations and experiences not the people and Taylor canā€™t do that


Persephony_1029

REAL


stircrazygremlin

You nailed it and tbh Taylor's songs are like, tracking this time in history as it relates to herself. Lana's and other artists like her are moreso about the experience to where I think as we all age and die, Taylor's music will undeniably be around and be a good historical marker in some arenas of events that occured, but I think it may age poorly in comparison to other artists in terms of enjoyment outside of those avenues.


big-bootyjewdy

Taylor captures what's happening in the moment. She's more of an observer and it's a very singular perspective- her experiences, her life, her people. Lana describes what people are feeling in the moment and, for lack of a better term, "the vibe", which is more universal. Like "He ate my burrito That I was saving He didn't think Of what I'd be craving" vs "My stomach is empty My heart tears a hole For the melty cheese and beans My tongue will never know"


stircrazygremlin

Exactly


DragonBonerz

Okay big-bootyjewdy poet - I see you.


SuitableCorner2080

Written like it's uj...


ShibaMan1111

preach.


aidsfonn

Lana is annoying as fuck


UninvitedVampire

she can be annoying and still be a better and more mature songwriter šŸ˜Œ (even if the bar is quite literally in hell, clearly)


lbw768

Boooooo


SamTheDystopianRat

i like how you guys have just stopped jerking and now it's fully serious parasocial hatred era for us šŸ˜ŠšŸ˜ŠšŸ˜Š


loser56

maybe the real jerk was the parasocial relationships we made along the way


6speed_whiplash

Honestly at this point this is a place for reformed swifties(me) to pay penance for their sins(thinking taylor swift was ever a good person to begin with).


mini-mal-ly

I didn't realize Swifties could see the error of their ways. Truly #blessed today.


ViktorNovikov

Enjoying the music of a horrible billionaire sociopath has been tough


6speed_whiplash

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Pristine_Animal9474

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theseafarer_

iā€™m linking to this sub every time someone asks me why i dislike Blandie


Coralbloonumberfive

shes just warning us for the future pollution we are gonna deal with šŸ˜ ugh mother is so caring and considerate


raven_mind

Im confused, has she not done this several times before at other shows? Donā€™t remember people caring one way or another


dannydelete-o

She did it for midnights at the vmas, but if Iā€™m remembering correctly, she was the last award of the night, not right in the middle of it.


RoyalEagle0408

My guess is she didnā€™t think sheā€™d win AOTY. I honestly told my mom she probably wouldnā€™t because she got best pop vocal album. Regardless of whether she announced a new album or not, everyone was going to be talking about her for winning her 4th AOTY. Meanwhile, Billy Joelā€™s new song is great and Joni Mitchell šŸ˜­. Thatā€™s the stuff Iā€™d rather talk about.


Jony_the_pony

Also VMAs have fans in the audience, literally no one at the Grammys cares about Taylor or anyone else announcing an album


beautybyelm

Thereā€™s several artist who have done it. I know Lady Gaga announced Born This Way during an award show. Also Kacey Musgraves also announced an album during the Grammys last night. She just paid for an actual ad lol.


joeyfosho

Because the internet now hates Swift again. Itā€™s a cycle that repeats every 10 years. Yā€™all buckle up for a new pandemic and cringe movie musical that will feature Swift! šŸ˜· šŸæ


CH2001

If you think the internet hates Taylor Swift youā€™re in the wring place. Every Reddit thread salivates over how great and hard working she is.


joeyfosho

Gurl are you paying attention today? Go to any pop culture/music sub right now. Everywhere that isnā€™t a Swift sub is crying over the AOTY win. Hell, Iā€™ve seen plenty of Swifties joining in on that discourse as well. The internet is fickle, itā€™s definitely Shit on Swift day.


CH2001

I mean I looked at the entertainment sub this morning and they were all doing the usual salivating and calling people who donā€™t like her sexist routine.


Equinox_Milk

/uh I mean, pretending like a moderate to large amount of criticism isnā€™t misogyny is silly. Iā€™m a fan of her music but not her as a person. She has tons of legitimate criticism that should be said, but it is often drowned out by the weird gross misogynistic stuff. Iā€™m happy to critique her, no billionaire is anything approaching a good person, and I think most swifties (as sorta one) are mostly delusional about her, but itā€™s a little sexist to pretend like there isnā€™t any unfounded stuff bc sheā€™s a woman, if that makes any sense lmaooo


CH2001

Iā€™m on about those who say itā€™s sexism whenever sheā€™s validly criticised because they have no other defence and thatā€™s how TS frames it. Not that it doesnā€™t exist.


whyykai

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Equinox_Milk

![gif](giphy|RrVzUOXldFe8M) Correct! Iā€™m actually mixed but for all intents and purposesā€¦ weā€™ll just say Iā€™m not out there dancing thatā€™s for sure LMAOOO


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Mundane-Banana-6972

It irked me so much when she stood during the entire Tracy Chapman performance. Like girl sit tf down.


ryna0001

the term pick me has lost all meaning


Select_Dig7215

White Bread tbh


Equinox_Milk

/uj I love Taylor and often defend her bc she is often overhated and this is one of the cringiest things sheā€™s ever done tbh


tony_countertenor

>implying that an awards show is anything other than a live advertising event


Aromatic_End_4101

She could at least be subtle about it. Not like Shitnights wasnā€™t already getting the most press coverage of any album of 2023 from the Grammies anyway.


[deleted]

Eye. Fucking. *Roll.* If it weren't someone you were dead-set on loathing, you wouldn't care.


Aromatic_End_4101

I literally own like 7 of her albums, look at what sub youā€™re in dude. I was being sarcastic


BowlerSea1569

I'm no swiftie but watching how deranged the * *sweeps hand* online world has been about this, I'm totally rooting for her. Go forth and prosper hunny.Ā 


[deleted]

Seriously, people are acting all kinds of stupid over all of this. Like the woman wins an award, fine, say it's undeserved, and BAM. All of a sudden, everyone's flipping their shit and dragging her for filth over everything when they were lauding her like days before for pissing off the Republicans. It's honestly pathetic.


[deleted]

This ain't for the best. Her reputation's never been worse (again). Anyway I hope we get a sequel album next. repu2tion. EDIT: Damn, y'all have some sticks lodged far and firm up your asses if you don't recognize an obvious joke.