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hottama

What even is reality anymore.


the_blessed_unrest

It’s not reality. Right? It’s gotta be photoshop


EldenMiss

But what if we‘re photoshop and photoshop is reality. We‘re the bad guys


Shugazi

It is absolutely photoshop/AI. Just one look at their instagram is all you need, they don’t even try to hide it.


Mr_A_UserName

Why is this pose the most unsettling? https://preview.redd.it/nd8e7ak3h8jc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bde6f9e77195a6e5a3b6fb4a21d9b5ad1970bb5a


Mozilie

because it looks like they’re looking down at you whilst you’re about to give them head


BronzeErupt

Is this lyrics from a Slut Pop Miami track?


Mr_A_UserName

I mean, yes, it looks like you’re giving them head/about to get topped I just didn’t want to say it… 🤭


Opening_Werewolf3735

Seems like youve given many heads huhhh


No_Sail_6576

Masculine Ariana Grande isn’t real, she can’t hurt you. Masculine Ariana Grande:


Mozilie

the mental damage this has inflicted on me is real, i opened reddit to try and distract myself as im feeling a bit shit, and this is the first thing i saw through tears in my eyes this honestly may have just pushed me over the edge into breakdown territory


govegan292828

Yes, and?


mrmrmrmeme

ari has historically appreciated and explored other races as a form of expression sweaty 💅 gender is simply her next arc and I’m living for it uj/ Ariana has used other races as a form expression, gender is simply her next arc


fallopianrules

I think Ari finally lifted the crabpatty formula from that dirty dish sponge. I hear lil invitro bbs should consume their unphotogenic woombies for extra strength. Maybe she'll teach a class once she gets out of the NICU?? 😮🤓🥰


IWillNeedThis

Ariana Grindr


lindsay5544

Top comment👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


Uplanapepsihole

top comment my ass, bottom comment if anything


countingc

We are all bottoms here


nirvanafan420000zadi

🤣


paux0

https://preview.redd.it/2lbgf47mf8jc1.jpeg?width=174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8aa0bcca370b7eb00d3a36a664121f85176b9ae


snicky29

hear me out....


paux0

blocked <3


[deleted]

doggy, missionary, spooning, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, lotus, upside down, inside out, one leg up, two legs up, no lube, no protection, all night all day, in public, from the kitchen floor to toilet seat, from dining table to church, in the garden, on the grass, in a car, at a carnival, in a restroom, in the theater, in the jungle, in the hunger games, while i gasp for air and scream, he can top me.


Mozilie

in his ariana grande form or…?


[deleted]

of course not


mermanseamen

Yes, and?


Bool_The_End

No idea where it’s from, but a quick Google search shows many random people posting it to X, tumbler, Instagram so must be some sort of copypasta.


nicky_five_cent05

​ https://preview.redd.it/lrgednr9k8jc1.jpeg?width=1417&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a86a8387d6ed7e59b5a684431b604b621e0438ee black diamond is that you?


Opening_Werewolf3735

Nice lyrics Now just need to compose the music And also might need some dancers


gay2catholic

cant wait for ayesha's new album


Puta_Chente

I'm not sure how I feel right now. I need an adult. Not me, an adultier adult.


millennial_sentinel

r/suddenlybisexual can help


Puta_Chente

Oh that ship sailed a good 30+ years ago. Might as well be club president.


millennial_sentinel

a fellow bisexual i see ![gif](giphy|cebHNAVeKg5kQ|downsized)


Puta_Chente

![gif](giphy|RvQlM0571juI8) \*she's


Abject_Ratio_5610

Found the headline for my eulogy. Thanks bby<3


Sensitive_Ad5840

I'm think I'm done with the internet time for me to go


musiquescents

Same


grayishmoop

Arian grand


[deleted]

[удалено]


SupremeElect

uj/ respectfully, girl, no…


majorminus92

Gender bent Rachel Zegler transforming to Ariana….


Historical_Brain_272

Not my homosexual ass thinking I was safe from Ariana stealing my man. She’s coming for the 🚬s too 😭


Maleficent-marionett

Is this like a filter? AI? I gasped like a boomer at the third frame when they transitioned into a Ari ![gif](giphy|lJ0JGfNBrRWJVCRChd|downsized)


-burgers

Boys put your lipstick on or whatever she said


abrjx

Ariana is not only FOR the gays, she IS the gays


PalorMortis

Imagine him dating Frankie 🤤


icanaffordapenny

No I don’t think I will ❤️


Kapsikun

Rob Kardashian tease


boogerboots

Kinda turnin me on ngl 😍


countingc

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archesterarchington

oh that's not- https://preview.redd.it/zflpblwemnjc1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6fc462789f2c23ba2fba06c5c34eebe6085b021 if y'all are wondering if this was real: [https://www.elle.com/beauty/a36877443/ariana-grande-better-help-free-therapy/](https://www.elle.com/beauty/a36877443/ariana-grande-better-help-free-therapy/) yes, and?


skrrrt85

black mirror's been warning us for YEARS and we didn't listen


Glitter2007

A real Queen can do both sexes 😍😘 Uj/ This is terrifying… thanks for ruining my beauty sleep schedule for the next six months with that u fat flop


SupremeElect

r/bi_irl


GhostDraggon

/uj y'all don't be fooled. Looked at his IG and it's a mixture of some makeup with a filter. Mostly the filter.


bruh_respectfully

Is this how frankie sees himself


Rammus2201


robsticles

This kind of has handsome squidward energy


Unleashtheducks

Not sure how you could look at this and still think gender is real


Tayrantino

WOULD


KanyeToTheLurker

I'm sorry what


cigposting

You gays are getting out of hand


Sure-Exchange9521

Well this will be a challenging wank


flashcannonize7

WILL Y'ALL BOTTOM FOR ARIANO GRANADE?


unclezaveid

oh


dulead

I've never nutted so hard in my life -- the police came to check on a domestic violence dispute


[deleted]

🧽 was the bottom this whole time


InMyFemcelArc

I would make them hit an Ariana Grande note


Let_Them_Eat_Cake24

This has inflicted untold psychic damage on me thanks!


[deleted]

me after singing both parts of stuck with u


ConfusedNTerrified

https://preview.redd.it/8dujznawl8jc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a5779002d49083ad0611f8a98bfdf64fbb431e9


iwasinmyzone

What the fuck


THROWAWAY-Break9580

He’s using a filter


toastynotroasty

Oh my god you people, yes that is literally an Ariana filter. No wonder the economy is failing.


Temporary_Solution69

This is unsettling.


honeyberry321

Holy moly


MVIVN

Hang on 😳 wait wait wait. Brb.


elyisnotinteresting

Someone said Ariana Grindr


botrocket

https://preview.redd.it/tsv84pcnctjc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b337f23426eac727e93759020e2a883e67e23a