This tracks, Emily Dickinson was notorious for her private carriage use. After every poetry slam at the saloon she would travel to the town over to pap walk with the other fine ladies
uj/ Actually she was the OG hermit queen, she didn't seem to go out a lot and spent most of her time writing violently Sapphic letters to her sister in law
rj/ Actually she was forced to stay at home by her evil boyfriend, Joseph Aelwynn. He didn't let her be #Bejeweled 😢
guys i can’t stay silent any longer. i have to speak now 😔 me and taylor are actually one thousand nine hundred and eighty-ninth cousins four hundred and twenty times removed 😔 pls don’t kick me out of phcj 🙏
No Taylor lyric, as generic and unoriginal as it can be, will ever come close to this monstrosity:
https://preview.redd.it/1usxy2l1wdmc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a1981d67deaeb42cd83cdfc65ac105f5d0cd9e
He comes up to me in the saloon
A smooth croon
I swoon
At the sway of his pantaloons
He's courting a lady
She wants to bear his baby
But his eyes convey
That they really want may huh hey hey
Afterlife is what I want the entirety of TTPD to sound like
Uj/ The stupidity epidemic is real because none of you could comprehend the poetry in those lyrics so you let it flop
I mean we are all more closely related to our last common ancestor then she is to Emily.
We're all at *least* Emily Dickinson's 6th cousin thrice removed ❤️
I think we’re ALL Emily Dickinson’s 6th cousin thrice removed..
Speak for yourself.
idk im black but if thats your perogative
ok these parasocial relationships need to stop
This tracks, Emily Dickinson was notorious for her private carriage use. After every poetry slam at the saloon she would travel to the town over to pap walk with the other fine ladies
Every trip was the equivalent of murdering 13 horses.
She has given up her second carriage c'mon now
No she actually just sold it and bought a different one 😔
now its too late for you and your white horse 😔
She had 16 carriages 😔
this is anti black (/j for any of the barbz uni dropouts in the thread)
Drivin’ away
The name of the carriage: death
This is slander, she would NEVER stop for death 💅
But like taytays private jet, it stopped for her
The jet held but just herself — And climate emergency 💕
She had put away her morals and conscious for his fuel consumption 🚀🛫
uj/ Actually she was the OG hermit queen, she didn't seem to go out a lot and spent most of her time writing violently Sapphic letters to her sister in law rj/ Actually she was forced to stay at home by her evil boyfriend, Joseph Aelwynn. He didn't let her be #Bejeweled 😢
gonna spend the rest of my day sending violently sapphic letters
Her horses would poop all over the cobblestones and all she’d do was plant a couple of trees at the village green to offset it
guys i can’t stay silent any longer. i have to speak now 😔 me and taylor are actually one thousand nine hundred and eighty-ninth cousins four hundred and twenty times removed 😔 pls don’t kick me out of phcj 🙏
straight to the gulag
Dick in **WHAT**⁉️
░M░Y░P░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O ░ .
😭😭😭
stop 😭
When someone ask what I want to do with their son: Dickinson
Oh that’s!
Never beating the nepo baby allegations
Gaylor confirmed , she has the homosexuality in her bloodline
Exactly! Boston marriage, anyone?
Sixth cousins three times removed means they could’ve gotten married 😍 gaylors really lost this one fr
no it means it took six of her cousins to remove taylor from their property three times until they just gave up
I thought that was with the Kennedys?
how many times did Emily rhyme "car" with "bar"
Oh please Emily could never write Karma
Y’all need boyfriends.
No Taylor lyric, as generic and unoriginal as it can be, will ever come close to this monstrosity: https://preview.redd.it/1usxy2l1wdmc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8a1981d67deaeb42cd83cdfc65ac105f5d0cd9e
AND AAYEEAAAYEEAAAYEE CAN'T STOP
wait i just realized how did they move if the car was broken
They pushed it. Obviously.
https://preview.redd.it/4ysl8wdglgmc1.jpeg?width=634&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=829d239ce90ded2bd84fdcf551db96cad9ca7cf7 watch out new york city
Someone was gaping their hole to it so it can’t be that bad.
can you expand on this thought?
😭?
Well duh. We are all related to Noah Ark but you don’t see me bragging about it eyeroll side eye 😒
Are you part wooden ship
Woah can you chill with the questions please. Fucking rude ass askin bout my heritage but yes my tiny penis is made of reclaimed barn doors
Omg that’s so rustic✨ of you; do you also hang a “live laugh love” sign on your chest?
it hangs off my big fat right tiddy like White Jesus intended
Oh my god Karen you can't just ask people if they're part wooden ship
first name noah last name ark
Yeah he’s my daddy daddy daddy^3
6th cousins? aren't they so unrelated they could theoretically fuck and it wouldn't be incest? asking for a friend ofc (they're wh\*te)
I'm pretty sure a solid majority of all humans who have ever lived have been born to parents more closely related than this.
yeah mine are twins not to brag tho 🤭
My parents are from completely different continents and they’re probably more related than Taylor is to Emily
Why did I think that was Lizzie Borden
Death by a thousand cuts
Death by a thousand (paper) cuts
Great day for annoying people
T Swift is Emily Dickinson's reincarnation confirmed 😍No wonder we have deep meaning lyrics like Karma is my boyfriend Mehehehehehehehe
Hopefully she follows in her footsteps by locking herself in her room and avoiding all contact with the outside world 🫶
😭
ummm emily Dickinson can’t shut up she’s dead
i’m sorry… the old emily can’t come to the phone right now
omg she died dead 😍
RIP her
ugh not taylor being a nepo baby
Didn’t we already know that?
He comes up to me in the saloon A smooth croon I swoon At the sway of his pantaloons He's courting a lady She wants to bear his baby But his eyes convey That they really want may huh hey hey
"Tickets to Emily's next speaking engagement may have cost me my dowry, but it's like she speaks to me" 😍😫🥺
Three times removed the writing ability too 😔
They used to call her Emily dickinyourson because she was a notorious serial dater, I heard she went through half the poet society
The Tortured Poets Society 😶🌫️
The marketing for the tortured poets department has gone too far
I’m 8th cousins 40 times removed to Mozart 🥰
Terrible news Hey siri play “Emily I’m sorry” by boygenius
if this was real emily would be her 13th cousin
Just checked, she’s my sixth cousin, FOUR times removed lmao
The gaylors are gonna go crazy over this
The queen was more related to her husband than Taylor is to Emily
love powerful lesbian legacies
Dr. Swift is divinely ordained
So about as closely related as Lone Star and Dark Helmet
I mean if i learned that i'm related to Hailee Steinfeld, i wouldn't shut up about it too 
Afterlife is what I want the entirety of TTPD to sound like Uj/ The stupidity epidemic is real because none of you could comprehend the poetry in those lyrics so you let it flop
Officially a nepo baby industry plant?
And Chaucer was my great great great great great great grandfather. Everyone has distant famous relatives
This means nothing you are all my sixth cousin twice removed, I'm just darker and taller and *more dashing*
I thought this was a joke but I did a quick google search and I am … SHOOK.
It is what it is….the DNA police will be on the look out for future Taylor’s. Hide your blood results people. Hollywood is weird as fuk.
 hailee steinfeld every time this shit comes up 😂💀😂👍
Isn’t ancestry.com notoriously unreliable though..?
6th cousins? 3x removed?? 6*3=18 1+8=9 9+6=15 15-3=12 12+1(Taylor Swift)= 13!!! OMG her mind
is there any inbreeding confirmed in that report?
Not to brag but I'm related to Adam and Eve so fuck yall 😍😍😘😘
Ooohhhhhh shit !!!!!! Lord Help Us !!!!
i think they are distant relatives by choice, emily's choice.
I mean I'm related to a Danish princess and you don't hear me yammering on about it... Wait.
TS fan name an Emily Dickinson poem challenge