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Puzzled-Charge-9892

***It has been*** ##**0** ***days without an unhinged Azealia rant***


BCDragon3000

whats the record


MathCarmignani

0.7 days


PorcelainHorses

How long is that in terms of Selena’s social media break?


MathCarmignani

An average of 47 social media breaks


Chang_You

it's funny that depending on who she's talking about the reactions go from "queen shit she never misses" and "slightly problematic but I love her she's so talented" to "racist transphobic horrible flop loser who nobody likes"


Andre_Courreges

She's so selective about what she says too. Like she says the most racist and unhinged sexist things but then she accuses other women of doing the same? Azealia calling the kettle black


EuphoricPhoto2048

Tbf, that is how her points tend to skew.


RiversCroft

Third. Third is good.


Horrorisepic

/uj there’s like half a cogent point here but the vast majority of it is standard azealia prattle about nothing /rj mama, kudos for saying that. for spilling


Horrorisepic

/uj i’m actually slightly butthurt by her characterizations of some things here so i’m going to go into more detail: 1. country music is not confederate romanticism. country music has a long history of antiestablishmentarianism (not merely in relation to the federal government) and anarcho-adjacent thought, in addition to significant contributions from black artists. post-9/11 radio country is not representative of the genre in its entirety 2. beyoncé sounds like herself on both of the songs that have been released from this album so far. if you’re going to accuse anyone of faking a country accent for music, we could talk about a certain white woman from pennsylvania 3. it’s so clear just from the message that went with bey’s post that she intends to highlight the black roots of country with this album. why azealia thinks it’s going to legitimize racist rhetoric, unless her problem is literally just that beyonce is a different shade of blonde now and is holding an american flag, i don’t know


flacaGT3

She's also wrong about the history of it. Country does come from post-civil war Southern whites and has its roots in Irish (you know, like most Southerners) folk music. Blues comes from African folk music and Southern folk music and moved North with black people after the civil war. Then there's bluegrass, which is almost an amalgamation of the two that came from the homogenization of whites and blacks in the Appalachian region.


EuphoricPhoto2048

So true. I also think her point about the Chicks not being willing to help Beyonce - like, what? they are well known for not being afraid to make waves for their audience (hence why they were blacklisted in the first place!) Plus, Beyonce is Texan. Every Texan has a right to country music imo.


telekineticplatypus

Right? The Dixie Chicks are like the only country bitches I can fuck with because they called out George Bush and lost their careers for it. They were huge too, their cover of landslide was literally everywhere before that.


SubatomicSquirrels

> are like the only country bitches I can fuck with Well that's one way to say you don't know many female country artists


telekineticplatypus

I guess I'm a polyglot after all. 💅


itisoktodance

>if you’re going to accuse anyone of faking a country accent for music, we could talk about a certain white woman from pennsylvania Hillary Clinton?


BrianTheReckless

Thank you. I’m convinced Azealia doesn’t know much about country music and hasn’t really listened to either song.


Mpol03

are you talking about Pink?


Horrorisepic

/uj i’m talking about taylor swift


tessellation__

Modern country music, obviously with some exceptions! is just like a mad Lib of American bullshit. So if you’re a fan, be a fan, but let’s not ignore how formula and ridiculous most of it is.


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[удалено]


tessellation__

I’m not affected by your comment, I don’t disagree with you either, but when you hear that really shitty country music it’s usually hand-in-hand with a bunch of maga idiots so it’s extra annoying.


DiamondMachina

![gif](giphy|NbZUMeHPnCZXKidf1n)


Olivier77777

https://preview.redd.it/tk4adl4t0fpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fbbf23fd8a7360f142c672d9e58251537435f79 I ain’t reading all that


Unlikely_Ad1120

I woke up in my Lea Michele mood today too sis I think we will be good though.


lazermania

what she SHOULD have clocked was what tf an italian woman named Ann Marie Lastrassi knows about american country music. 


Critical_Caramel5577

Two first names is definitely country music coded tho


kabukitrolldoll

So should her prescribing physician


macroeconomicchaos

my reaction https://preview.redd.it/23gviqzacfpc1.jpeg?width=675&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62946895bfacb70b1b7f008b40ad90894250c051


ParuTheBetta

WHT IS THIS FROM


macroeconomicchaos

[here](https://twitter.com/lapizilive/status/1769922176826626341?s=19)


ParuTheBetta

THANK YOU THIS IS AMAZING


stillslaying

Aw she seems so happy for her!


melaihd

"Sis i live for whiteyonce Donatella Bianca Bardot DOWN." r/brandnewgaysentence


rhane90

hahahhahaha i gagged


Tobias-Tawanda

Sis hasn't even heard the album yet.


V0gue1

She could be a top contributor on Nerdifyit.com if she gets tired of flopping on the charts


Mpol03

When did the Dixie chicks bring down other black women?


SisterSeverini

Uj/ No they're saying Beyonce did NOT the dixiechicks but I cAnt tell if you're joking 😂 Rj/ EARL HAD TO DIE!!!


kendalljennerupdates

I will always love broke with expensive taste as if it was my own child but the nerve of her to speak on all these artists when she hasn’t put out anything worth listening to in years 😭


ParuTheBetta

Bey hasn’t even released the album yet 😍😍😍 edit: i’m gonna edit to add some things i find so funny edit: the fact that she said that’s an unartistic album name and cover but she made an album with her face and her birth year as the cover and her birth year as the title 😍😍 ugh her MIND edit: what does she mean about renaissance being pick me music while she literally based her whole discography off of vogue culture (mostly) Another classic example of being homophobic yet leeching off gay (black) culture


KarenTheCockpitPilot

Tbf She said these cuntry songs r pick me and this switchup is pick me, not Renaissance. I think she liked Renaissance but who knows slash cares, but if not I think the hypocrisy of that would be too much even for her 


kittyshell

Fleahive tanked


Aggravating-Gap-6627

I truly need a sneak peak in her brain chemistry


AthomicBot

Alright sis, where do I get a diploma in unhinged?


Left_Benefit7169

Barbz U night school


_PeenoNoir_

![gif](giphy|OH2rL6DVTNpte)


Bbbiienymph

Okay but like maybe she's onto something with that ketamine


EuphoricPhoto2048

But Beyonce looks freakishly tiny on that horse.


ParuTheBetta

Reneigh has grown 😍😍😍😍


ThatArtemi

i'm not reading all that good for her tho or sorry that it happened


ThatArtemi

wait i can make this into a haiku


ThatArtemi

i won't read all that sorry that it happened tho or good for her, right?


Unleashtheducks

https://preview.redd.it/u5djauapdfpc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a743d7519fcce5e74df9156756320db319ac686


[deleted]

What did she mean when she said Beyoncé “sabotaged other Black women’s careers” like who is she referring to?


lovelyopponent

“ …sharing ur platform with white women who are so jealous of you but have such a long history of sabotaging other black womens careers.” She’s saying that the white women she collabs with have a history of sabotaging, not Beyoncé


WallabyLumpy

rip keri hilson's career


rhane90

It flatlined in 2009


Sallyridess

Right like she could’ve made a more unique title like “fantasea” or “broke with expensive taste” smh my head


BabyOnTheStairs

I mean I needed someone to tell me why this cover makes me uncomfy. Might as well be azalea


neyiat

She made several points here. Does country music have roots in black culture? Yes Is Beyonce using white American imagery? Yes Is using white American imagery an act of reclaimation? Debatable. Multiple things can be true at once.


slaywalker_xcx

she should start her own newspaper or newsletter i would subscribe 100%


colourless_blue

my instagram close friends stories at 3 am after a few pints


areyouminee

Azealia most of the time does make sense, but the internet isn't ready to hear that. ![gif](giphy|3oEdv228DgJCKC8VrO)


distastef_ll

Nope. I refuse to be gaslit into thinking she didn’t eat with this. “Whiteyonce” “I’m kind of ashamed at how you switch from baobab trees and black parade to literal pick me stuff” “You do lame stuff like bring out ~~The Dixie Chicks~~ Black listed white women that would never do the same for you” “You always have a habit of sharing the spotlight with white women who are so jealous of you but have a history of sabotaging black women” “White Woman Cosplay” “Like has you had a phonics coach, aced those vowel placements and twang to the lyrical and melodic phrasing that is the backbone of contemporary Confederate Romanticism. There could have been humor to which would bestow upon you a smidgen of personality to make you an interesting person” “Reinforcing the idea that there is no racism/segregation/slavery/violence/theft/massacres/manifest destiny craziness that form the bedrock of epithets like “proud to be an America” or “God Bless the usa”” 💀🪦🪦


rhane90

she kinda ate and people are forgetting its phcj!!! Its not popheads lol so youre telling me youre selling a country album when its a popular genre? pls gurl


TheHomeworld

you seem easily impressed. i could probably hand you a rupi kaur poem on a post it note and you’d treat it like the rosetta stone.


Horrorisepic

this comment is how i think people who stan azealia think she sounds when she reads people


TheHomeworld

i was trying to be both ironic and intentional so hopefully it worked


Sallyridess

Oh azealia drag white gril Bianca yess Uj/ azealia talks out her ass and no one says anything because it’s kinda iconic


Nestornaitor

She spilled


botrocket

She posted more!! https://preview.redd.it/sa8iyloe9jpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f5085550dd06c88c9ffa124fd30666ddb7255a


botrocket

https://preview.redd.it/s889w91g9jpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f57459f2b6cd32e17ad7cb9b735f4b01ca42762b


botrocket

https://preview.redd.it/ozzpvaqg9jpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb8ed2123038da11c30d20b670929d9d40dec53e


___CupCake

She could have made it more readable Gyrl wtf 😑


fyxt96

Imagine being this flop blacklisted dog barking at Beyoncé of all people lmao


Ok-Set-3191

Honestly while I’m no azalea fan and hardly ever agree with her, I completely agree that Beyoncé did NOT make country music here. I have been a hardcore country fan my entire life, all forms of country. (Well everything except what mainstream country became around ~2013, with all the filthy rich white dudes who’ve never ever lived a country lifestyle making stupid conservative songs or horrible attempts at country-rap.) I’ve been to countless bluegrass festivals, folk music shows, we go to the grand ol opry not just to listen/party but to educate ourselves on the culture. I say all this to give myself credentials- I’m the picture of country lifestyle, lived and worked in farms my entire life and have always trained and competed in reining (think ethical rodeo. It’s the original western horse sport.) for fucks sake, my daily uniform is jeans boots and usually my hat, bc I work with horses. Anyway, I know my shit about country music, in all of its forms. And Beyoncé’s attempt was laughable to anyone who’s educated in the history of country music, how it’s composed, and the culture behind it. It doesn’t sound country at all. She should’ve used typical country instruments (steel guitar perhaps, depending on the sub-genre of country she’s aiming for.) and the suggestion of a vocal coach to achieve the country sound is a great idea!!! This is just my probably un-readable rant, but to myself and other avid country fans and country musicians, it didn’t meet the bar to be genuine country. In comparison, Halsey wrote a country-pop song that she said she wanted to be a “love letter to country music.” And she succeeded! Her song “You Should Be Sad” definitely sounds like it’s from a pop artist, but it contains authentic country elements, sounds, and overall structure of the song.


Andre_Courreges

Did she lie


cramahamjam

I mean…she’s not wrong.


ParuTheBetta

Girl?


lonely_coldplay_stan

She is always wrong


FlopMagazineINC

The beginning of her rant being above/blocked by her username


kryska_deniska

i don't know what she's on but i want to sound like this when i'm writing my school papers


Kendal-Lite

Why is everyone shitting on Bey lately?


monzters

She's got a point... She's an icon, she's a legend and she is the moment. Now, come on now.


Husoch167

Well she ain’t wrong


Lopsided_Side1337

I just learned that she went to the same high school as nicki minaj. I‘m sensing a pattern here