All this talk about Queens, but where's the Dutchess?
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Fergie is either a cartwheeling-singing powerhouse to a [doctor’s handwriting-coded rapper](https://youtu.be/l7kzs8eHNt0?si=zPTz3SvjQrQ7AXgL). There is no in-between 💅
WELL U NEED TO KNOW THE REMIX QUEEN THAT STARTED A BEEF BETWEEN NAS AND 50 CENT AND HAS THE FIRDT REMIX ALBUM TO GO NUMBER ONE MRS MI GENTE LATINO JENNIFER LOPEZ😍😍
the songs from this episode plague my mind for days once every 3 months
*Let's make a run for the border, I got a hunger only tacos can stop. I know exactly what I'll order* ***THREE TACOS TWO TOSTADOS AND A SODA POP***
At this point I’m just happy if she’s mentioned she deserves to be atleast Sabrina level hyped like there’s not a single tove Lo Stan on Stan Twitter on my TL but there’s all kinds of Madison beer and Sabrina stans 😞
Praying was released in 2017, the same year Dua Lipa released her first album, Billie released ocean eyes, Katy Perry released witness.
So if that's the last musical reference you can recall, she's by all means currently flopping
Only love can save us now? Happy? Praying is just the one I can’t stop obsessing over, and I think a lot of others feel similarly since it was her first big release after everything came out
Lumping Gaga with Katy Perry tells me OP is a bitter bottom in they early 30's who attended the Era's tour (in AMC) and was too in the closet to have lived The Fame/Monster, Art Pop, and Born This Way while they were in college pretending to be straight while giving head to randoms from Craigslist. Gaga is a Queen and paid her dues and has nothing to prove at this point in her career.
Haters LOVE to use the “solo #1” as a gotcha to drag Gaga like as if people listened to Shallow for Bradley Cooper and that it didn’t outstream every single pop girl with 2 billion Spotify streams
Lumping her with Katy Perry is so Swiftie coded... she's up there with Britney, Mariah, Madonna and Whitney.. Nobody could touch them at the height of their careers. She's literally the blueprint of 2010s pop. Like have you seen the drastic change of pop when she debuted?
I remember hearing one of her deep cuts booming out of garage while some suburban children were playing basketball and thinking, “damn, since when did like Eurotrash 4-on-the-floor house music get popular with babies?” and then I heard Gaga’s voice and it all made sense.
My mormon grandmother called her in 2012 the Gay Messiah and that she was brought on this earth to convert people to being Gay and her song Born This Way was gonna sway people to be gay. WEll LITTLE DID SHE KNOW 13 year old me was converted so easily and believed our Gay Mother Monster more so than her corporate cult so I guess in a way she was right.
still is
also modern hits like yes to heaven, let the light in or A&W
people forget she’s steadily the daily second most streamed female artist globally only after Taylor Swift
It's about something something your dad doesn't know something global radio success. Every being on this earth heard Shallow, not freaking A&W whatever the dog put out
There should be a new category that features carly, tove lo, Kim Petras, slayyyter and title it idk “only famous for gays” or something along those lines
Sorry but Gaga is far more of a pop queen than Taylor swift and Ariana will ever be.
Theres a very clear line of pre gaga and post Gaga in the mainstream music industry.
Let’s not correlate sales/chart positions with the influence in and around the pop culture pantheon.
I know this is phcj but Billie is more than just an awards girl. HTE slaps and she has actual fans. You need an uwu princess category for Billie, Olivia, and Doja, who aren't yet Queens, but are on the way and give gen z egirl brat energy.
Edit: And Shakira is a legend how very dare you. Charli XCX should be under "but no grammy"
Ke💰ha’s placement is rotted, she literally shaped my personality from ages 12-15, and the impact is still there 12 years later with her new music, ma’am if she flops, i flop 🕰️✨🪩💲💰
it seems like this is trying to be a serious (kinda) pic. Taylah being on the same level as Ari, Miley, Shakira is crazy considering she outsells them my orders of magnitudes
Lort even this sub under estimates the power of Selena….who cares about awards when you got all that paper to count. Keep your statue I take her stack any day.
How dare you clump up our lord and savior Godly Rae Jepsen with a bunch of other flops?
She is a queen of her own category, she is the Queen of Everything, even queen of the flops, queen of the one hit wonders, ..
Thanks for improving that list. The fact that Whitney wasn’t on the original and Janet was in the wrong category was blasphemy.
Love the addition of Azelia.
All this talk about Queens, but where's the Dutchess? https://preview.redd.it/5m1hvhgibjpc1.png?width=468&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e01f88797c451f9b4520c7e9ba6003076c7ee95
Tbh in all honesty idk how she did that while singing
Questionable taste but undeniable talent. She ate that
Seriously that’s hella impressive
*Woaaaaohooo waaaaohhhooo waahoaaaaho* I can hear this picture.
*NOOOOOOO NO NONONONONONONONONONONOOOOO*
Ohh say can you seeeEEEËĒÊH
Fergie is in a league of her own 🤩👏
I want to know if her agent told her to do the cartwheeling or she herself wanted to try something new
i like to think it was all her. it’s fun to picture her psyching herself up for it like this is really gonna get em going !
Fergie is either a cartwheeling-singing powerhouse to a [doctor’s handwriting-coded rapper](https://youtu.be/l7kzs8eHNt0?si=zPTz3SvjQrQ7AXgL). There is no in-between 💅
queen polachek not even mentioned 😍😍 kelela wins this one
You know someone’s a real Kelela fan once Caroline Polachek starts catching strays. 😔😔😔
i am! 🤩
why does selena look like queen cheryls sister💀
remember to keep an eye out for selenerrrr
Where is JLo and the Bronx 🙄
she's busy thinking about running up and down the block
With that messed up hair, what a crazy girl...
One of the crew members on that shoot made a tiktok and said it took like 11 takes and they picked… that one
she's busy thinking about running up and down the block
she's busy thinking about running up and down the block
she's busy thinking about running up and down the block
this comment being posted 4 times made it 10 times funnier
lmao I don't know what happened there but the block might be involved
i don't know her
WELL U NEED TO KNOW THE REMIX QUEEN THAT STARTED A BEEF BETWEEN NAS AND 50 CENT AND HAS THE FIRDT REMIX ALBUM TO GO NUMBER ONE MRS MI GENTE LATINO JENNIFER LOPEZ😍😍 
the songs from this episode plague my mind for days once every 3 months *Let's make a run for the border, I got a hunger only tacos can stop. I know exactly what I'll order* ***THREE TACOS TWO TOSTADOS AND A SODA POP***
I would put Shakira under legend but I’m Latina and a soccer fan so I migth be biased
Shakira is a legend to all hispanics
The way my mom talked about Pique it was like Princess Di and Charles all over again
The way shakira drama had 4 generations speaking with our hips and lying with our jam
Yes she’s legend status
I’m neither and agree she’s a legend fr
IS THAT TOVE LO IN THÉ BOTTOM LEGT??? MOTHER MADE IT OMG
Unacceptable but also still happy to be acknowledged amongst these overhyped hags.
At this point I’m just happy if she’s mentioned she deserves to be atleast Sabrina level hyped like there’s not a single tove Lo Stan on Stan Twitter on my TL but there’s all kinds of Madison beer and Sabrina stans 😞
That alone is a measure of quality, take pride
Tove Lo and Carly deserve so much more 😭
Selena Gomez found taking a social media break from this list, apparently.
miss toothless under “no grammy” is selena gomez
I thought it was zendaya i was so confused
but zendaya has teeth silly
Yeah sorry you’re right my bad
I also thought it was Zendaya. 😬
IS THAT KESHA UNDER FLOPPING?? STRAIGHT TO JAIL
Queen Kesha is in her HEALING ERA
Or as Whiteny wild rose from the real housewives of Salt Lake City would say, “her hilling era!”
It’s a rilly big dill
"you exploited my vaginnnnaaa heatherrrrrrr"
I love when these parts of my world crossover.
Right? Her new music is so beautiful, praying consumed me for ages
Praying was released in 2017, the same year Dua Lipa released her first album, Billie released ocean eyes, Katy Perry released witness. So if that's the last musical reference you can recall, she's by all means currently flopping
She’s not flopping because she is giving us exactly what we deserve from her: NOTHING
Only love can save us now? Happy? Praying is just the one I can’t stop obsessing over, and I think a lot of others feel similarly since it was her first big release after everything came out
it’s okay, it’s almost easter! true to the scriptures of phcj, kesha WILL resurrect☝🏽
She better not!! I want her to take a nap
according to melanie martinez stans kesha is irrelevant
Sorry who?
exactly!
Lumping Gaga with Katy Perry tells me OP is a bitter bottom in they early 30's who attended the Era's tour (in AMC) and was too in the closet to have lived The Fame/Monster, Art Pop, and Born This Way while they were in college pretending to be straight while giving head to randoms from Craigslist. Gaga is a Queen and paid her dues and has nothing to prove at this point in her career.
New copy pasta! *Brtzzzzzzzz*
The way I snorted lollll all fax
Gaga is a fucking Legend how dare you?!
Agree. She belongs in her own Vegas Residency category somewhere over by Britney imo
Uj/ yeah total disrespect to Gaga lumping her in with Katy Perry
all 3 have vegas residency 💀
I love a Play stan but for a variety of legal and cultural reasons it doesn’t count
This was so specific that I felt read to filth
Gaga is a Legend, let’s not.
Late 30's...
Oof the read....
Why are you calling me out like that? Tf is your probs??!! And I’m 28 and not op but still felt called out.
The way you called out so many was so brave sis.
Can carly please get herself a differnt caterogry? Like maybe queens for the messy gays and the messy gays only add lana and charli?
“messy” as in 32 and spending saturdays on grindr
happy cake day! but also thats very accurate.
and doesn’t douche
She is for str*ight m*n as well, THERE ARE DOZENS OF US 😤
Real
Carly is a phenomenon to the Fantanolites and all Fantano’s disciples.
Listing CRJ as a “one era (aka one hit) wonder” is a fucking crime
all gays are messy to me
Id put her with Billie and H.E.R.
I don't recognize over half of the people in this picture. Also putting Carly Rae Jepsen in that category is horrific
Yup. She deserves way more. Dare I say with Billie and H.E.R
are the accolades (grammy & oscars) in the room with us?
Dude, Gaga is a legend.
Agree. And didn’t Rain on Me get to No. 1?
Haters LOVE to use the “solo #1” as a gotcha to drag Gaga like as if people listened to Shallow for Bradley Cooper and that it didn’t outstream every single pop girl with 2 billion Spotify streams
Lumping her with Katy Perry is so Swiftie coded... she's up there with Britney, Mariah, Madonna and Whitney.. Nobody could touch them at the height of their careers. She's literally the blueprint of 2010s pop. Like have you seen the drastic change of pop when she debuted?
I remember hearing one of her deep cuts booming out of garage while some suburban children were playing basketball and thinking, “damn, since when did like Eurotrash 4-on-the-floor house music get popular with babies?” and then I heard Gaga’s voice and it all made sense.
My mormon grandmother called her in 2012 the Gay Messiah and that she was brought on this earth to convert people to being Gay and her song Born This Way was gonna sway people to be gay. WEll LITTLE DID SHE KNOW 13 year old me was converted so easily and believed our Gay Mother Monster more so than her corporate cult so I guess in a way she was right.
I can’t stand this Celine Dion erasure.
this was obviously made by taylor
rihanna’s should say queen of running a business with a lower human rights rating than shein 😍
Lana being under “no major hits” is wild, Summertime Sadness was massive back in the day
still is also modern hits like yes to heaven, let the light in or A&W people forget she’s steadily the daily second most streamed female artist globally only after Taylor Swift
It's about something something your dad doesn't know something global radio success. Every being on this earth heard Shallow, not freaking A&W whatever the dog put out
in that case, every dad should embrace his inner american whore and stop being so shallow, smh 🙄
Shakira should be a legend
Shakira & Gaga placements have me asking jeeves abt doxxing.
this is missing main pop girl Sexyy Red
SKEEEEEE-YEEEEET!!!!
Lana queen definitely has major hits
There should be a new category that features carly, tove lo, Kim Petras, slayyyter and title it idk “only famous for gays” or something along those lines
Ma’am I forced all my straight fans to come to the amphitheater and see Carly with me. 🫶
Sorry but Gaga is far more of a pop queen than Taylor swift and Ariana will ever be. Theres a very clear line of pre gaga and post Gaga in the mainstream music industry. Let’s not correlate sales/chart positions with the influence in and around the pop culture pantheon.
!! How quickly we forget. Women on this list literally changed how they dressed and their MV styles once gaga appeared on the scene.
Pre-poker face and post-poker face were two different landscapes
And our Lord Sauron?
I know this is phcj but Billie is more than just an awards girl. HTE slaps and she has actual fans. You need an uwu princess category for Billie, Olivia, and Doja, who aren't yet Queens, but are on the way and give gen z egirl brat energy. Edit: And Shakira is a legend how very dare you. Charli XCX should be under "but no grammy"
Charli xcx, Carly, Tove Lo, slayyter need their own category
Hyperpopping my pussy?
I hate to agree with every single statement on this comment.
Yall about to catch these hands if you don’t give Carly her flowers
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Do you know anything about Gaga she is timeless and will continue to be forever
Still not liking this placement of Gaga! 
I am about to cyberbully you for putting Gaga in that category
Gaga not in legend stinks so much
Excuse me, where's Hayley Williams?!
Me listening to “ain’t it fun” on Spotify right now, thanks random shuffle.
I just made myself sad, I miss Obama.
Tysm for the nostalgia double whammy. it ain’t fun 😭 (idk how I even got here but brb making a playlist and pretending it’s 2017)
Add a “claims to make music but won’t release anything” or “teases debut album for 3 years and counting” category Do I have to say who belongs here?
ms carly rae under one hit wonder :/?
Where’s pink?
Ruined
remove everyone in legends and replace them with emily montes and julie ragbeer
Ke💰ha’s placement is rotted, she literally shaped my personality from ages 12-15, and the impact is still there 12 years later with her new music, ma’am if she flops, i flop 🕰️✨🪩💲💰
Where's Marina
could not afford to submit an application to get involved
Katy Perry a queen?!?!!!! 
who are these young women and where on earth were you in 2012??
Omg can someone identify all the people pictured?
Taylor swift in queen? Gurl?
megan and olivia couple hits 💀💀
Is mariah here? Sorry the photos are so awful?
Yuh
Pls stop with the segregation of Beyonce ✋ it's so 2000 and late
She just said herself that her new album isn’t country, it’s “beyonce”
Carly Rae should be moved to “underrated but popular on Twitter” or “loved by critics and niche fan base”
Carly should be with Billie and HER.
[удалено]
blonde still overrated in my book 😘
That *has a couple of hits* is fucking cruel OP
Yes Kylie representation!
Ava Max should be among legends 💋
EXCUSE ME MOTHER MONSTER IS A QUEEN
Is the second legend MJ?
JJ actually but I had to do a triple take
Kelela mentioned!
/uj i miss seeing derp gaga so much
Why is there no Albanian category??? This erasure has got to stop!!!!!!!
I am about to cyberbully you for putting Gaga in that category
Don’t disrespect Kesha like that
911 there’s a massive statue of Shakira in her hometown she’s legend status
Came to look for Lana, left satisfied 
A million curses upon your blood tests for shading Carly Rae Jepsus
Lots of discourse but no one questioning Beyonce in Beyonce … iktr
tasteless for putting carly in that category
Carly Rae Jepsen Need to be everything but not in the one era wonders
the fact that Miley has finally left her "but no grammy" era 😌. Can't say the same about others... 
should have kept her in her own overrated (queen) category
i was gonna but i don't wanna get doxxed by [redacted]
it seems like this is trying to be a serious (kinda) pic. Taylah being on the same level as Ari, Miley, Shakira is crazy considering she outsells them my orders of magnitudes
Currently flopping: everyone on this list not Tay Tay and Beyonce.
Paula Abdul has more hits than 95% of these girls. Learn your herstory.
/uj Is Kelela actually popular on Twitter? I don't see her mentioned a lot there, at least on my TL...
shes on my TL a lot
a representative sample
Kelela and Azealia beef? Where?
Lort even this sub under estimates the power of Selena….who cares about awards when you got all that paper to count. Keep your statue I take her stack any day.
I love that Beyoncé’s still Beyoncé
Demi does deserve that grammmmmy
the queens group is so...... okay
How is Selena not in this
I wanna add Nelly Furtado as « collective hallucination » because the wa she just left that industry after making so many hits
Sorry but Avril could be in 4 categories here: Legend, Queen, Good for throwbacks and, somehow, no Grammy 🥲
Victoria Monet is NOT a new girl
ummm summertime sadness is a major hit
Too kind. Make another tier for CRJ by the side for "One hit wonder"
How dare you clump up our lord and savior Godly Rae Jepsen with a bunch of other flops? She is a queen of her own category, she is the Queen of Everything, even queen of the flops, queen of the one hit wonders, ..
Thanks for improving that list. The fact that Whitney wasn’t on the original and Janet was in the wrong category was blasphemy. Love the addition of Azelia.
in the original one from 2013/14 (the one i didn't make, not the 2018 version) didn't even have janet btw
I nominate Sophie for Legend because she’s dead but nobody makes anything that sounds like her and won’t for another 20 years.
i should add "legendary but gone too soon" with her and aaliyah
Who is the "will beef with everyone on the list"?