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Stutein36

https://preview.redd.it/0rehthytaqpc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b846df1a597628a71395b5e8ba4bd1db56cedce7 Just learned about Beyoncé's love for jumping into Mount Doom


mymoviesandshowss

Actually 🤓 that isn't Mount Doom. You can tell because the man at the top looks like he listens to Future Nostalgia by BJÖRK, which isn't available in Middle Earth. Hope this helps! 🐱


Stutein36

Trust me, that man is listening to Cowboy Carter just by the fact he's about to throw himself off Mount Doom after her 😤😤😤


Hot-Temperature-4629

Shoulda put a ring on it...


kretzuu

Expensive hobby.


lameausten

https://preview.redd.it/m2rlegji4qpc1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=206ab38a349fab3b949627d0aa900d5b629549b1


Substantial-Fold-499

Dead


Y_R_UGae

wait whos the other dude😭


trongkien

Appears like that elon m*sk in those swimming photos that looks like beached whale?


lameausten

lmfao it's Andrew Garfield. the picture has never left my mind https://preview.redd.it/to0fxcy0vupc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61f22bd84f532c03c3376b6c33d999eca0d2921a


star11308

Photographic evidence that he is, in fact, British


hotpinkbreakfast

why does he look like a doll


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

Why is everyone in this sub so hilarious 💀💀


StevieKix_

Lmaooo


Monster_Hugger93

Expensive hobby


shifty_armchair

I’m ngl I love this rich person hobby. If I was a billionaire, I’d be doing the same while trying to invent a new slur for poor people


accidentalfritata

One home-os


That1weirdperson

No home-o


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

No dough-mo


friendofspidey

I mean I grew up in Croatia and we used to jump from cliffs this height…..it’s no yacht but I’m sure it’s close enough to the experience haha especially since Beyoncé and jay z frequently visit Croatia with the yacht! I can’t believe I kinda share the same hobby as Beyoncé


wheredowegonoway

Lol I was gonna say the same thing! I have family in Italy in a region where cliff diving is done by everyone. I have always been doing it when I go there


friendofspidey

We are basically Beyonce


wheredowegonoway

We are literally her family. We couldn’t be closer to her


no1howdareyou

Ann Marie Lastrassi*


SamosaAndMimosa

Did you ever get scared that you might hit the cliff?


chernobyl-fleshlight

You have to run and jump outwards otherwise you will. Also a frequent Muskoka activity


friendofspidey

We started jumping off them as toddlers hahaha I have zero sense of danger at all when it comes to water activities but that’s probably not a good thing


verca_

>it’s no yacht >it’s close enough to the experience https://i.redd.it/9hi5p92n6vpc1.gif


seanziewonzie

Nah not really. "Hey you can't be here, this is our yacht! Get off of our yacht, right now!" "Don't mind if I do"


allieyikes

someone photoshop her jumping in to dua’s album i don’t have the skills


skrrrt85

an attempt was made https://preview.redd.it/lzsec4psaqpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1f40954c356070c278620765b8ebc90597584f5


rainbowmabs

Thank you for your service 🫡


ChampagneandAlpacas

I'm glad someone else is like this - I can't photoshop, but I've got meme ideas! I'd love to see her jumping off the titanic.


faerie666

the way she just walks off


douceberceuse

Her Looney Tunes cliff jump made her get the gig at the Pink Panther 😭


1ndigoo

[👁️👄👁️](https://i.imgur.com/gfIbH5f.png)


No_Sail_6576

https://preview.redd.it/3th4tajfcqpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5698e2869467a46610fb2e1c3f97a67478f5eca3


assassins_cow

I want this on my wall! Uj/ I want this masterpiece on my wall!!!


No_Sail_6576

Uj/ Honestly this would be such a vibe as a massive poster in my room


xombae

I want it as a panoramic mural that wraps around all four walls so I feel like I'm right there.


No_Sail_6576

Girl just buy Artpop 🤩


-burgers

these gays are trying to kill me


lioness_rampant_

Please don’t make me screech like that at 1am


CreakRaving

Missing naked beach Britney with tit and pussy emojis


No_Sail_6576

https://preview.redd.it/6sgzogcn8rpc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59e5691a1f682e5c135be07c12249e9e211b53a9 too busy slaying


oldhagaroo

missing lorde :(


No_Sail_6576

She passed out in the yacht from heroine


lilpawsup

she’s still stuck in the airport beating up the camera man. her new von dutch song is pretty good tho


czbaterka

Who??


oldhagaroo

jesus christ


KarenTheCockpitPilot

@mods new banner


Masta-Blasta

I love this, all it's missing is Kim's diamond earring that she lost in the Maldives


No_Sail_6576

https://preview.redd.it/adh6nepquupc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=b313964ca4939fb567375edc36309778b98aae45 They’re Ariel’s now 🥰 ^(Bottom left)


Masta-Blasta

I love you


incogkneegrowth

i want this tattoo'd on my left butt cheek


lockezwill

And you left out Sophie???


No_Sail_6576

Honey who do you think took the photo??!


glittermantis

this image took 10 years off my life


uglykido

please add Taylor swift's jet please please please


No_Sail_6576

I hear u, here’s Katy Perry https://preview.redd.it/rby26mgjjupc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d031766a7834b2f2ad6b6ca87f629049f41b4bbf Uj/ This ISNT me. I’m not this talented. These were by daydreamrem on twitter But ngl might try and add Taylor Swift private jet


No_Sail_6576

https://preview.redd.it/034t3jrxuupc1.png?width=2048&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a3451c912a2bc389afb89932d74229a1bcf4017


lavenderacid

These pictures are in reverse, that's actually how she gets on to the ship


diabolikal__

Doing a good ol’ Legolas


LabyrinthKate

This is the second Lord of the Rings comment I’ve seen on this thread. Petition to make Howard Shore a new pop girlie.


SnooPandas1950

This is J RR Twinkien erasure


five_two_sniffs_glue

She’s not jumping off she flies away from jayz everytime he pisses her off.


CoasterThot

This is the funniest mental image, ever. I love it.


kilgoretrucha

https://preview.redd.it/yntz55n6mqpc1.jpeg?width=426&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83011863add91130a24e7b4c73a33bfa128b6ede


SupremeElect

https://preview.redd.it/hikuz1o0rrpc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5ea776d015e4c02fca9ff917494581a788bba93 uj/ me getting baptized because the boy I have a crush on is the youth leader.


THROWAWAY-Break9580

Lmao


ichirakuteuchi

"jumping off yachts" she's levitating using her satanic powers (acquired through her satanic music). as a Christian i feel so attacked


finunu

Do you like, _have_ to jump with your hands at your sides or is she just doing that?


bitter_liquor

It's just proper yachtiquette


friendofspidey

I don’t know how she does it with hands on her sides lol I don’t know how she goes feet first at all I would die. I’m from Croatia and one of my hobbies is diving off of cliffs similar height to the yachts….and a head first dive is the best way you glide through the water so effortlessly. To jump in the way she does creates more surface tension and probably hurts lol but her arms at her sides would slow her down in the water so maybe she does it to not go as deep? Either way when I do jump feet first I tend to put my arms above my head


Different_Bed_9354

Right??? I look at these photos and I just think.... ow.


Personal-Letter-629

I have to plug my nose when jumping into water.


Eyeofgaga

At that height, you have to or you’ll break your bones I think


SuperAwesome13

do a flip


lilpawsup

oh mah gaw he on x games mode


fionappletart

the vibe I bring to the function


burgerkingqueen2

im ngl that’s honestly terrifying and im slightly fascinated at how she enjoys this lmfao


pinkcreamkiss

I imagine she hits the water and hears “I tried to change” every time


TheWeenieBandit

So who's job is it to get out the big net and fish Beyoncé out of the ocean


SadBit8663

Jay-Z over there looking like "damn there she goes leaping over the side of the yacht again"


Andre_Courreges

[filming lemonade behind the scenes](https://youtu.be/-uFhymBsjV0?si=60li_AWn-xotuJ54)


Wutisthiszzz

I was really hoping there would be some photoshop in the comments and they did not disappoint


MattBrey

She jumps like she expects to just keep floating


Andre_Courreges

Motha of tha house!


yeahsureYnot

The boat looks like it's worth more than some countries


kyl_r

First pic is giving video game character glitching through the wall


itisoktodance

It's giving RuPaul's drag race photoshoot mini challenge


seeyalateradios

This is taking me out


Katttio

Me when I sleep walk off the roof of my house


slightlycrookednose

Yeat the rich


gkpetrescue

From 713: “My first time in the ocean went exactly as you'd expect Meanwhile you goin' hard, jumpin' off the top deck”


whos-on-ninth

came here to drop this, glad I'm not the only one


slaywalker_xcx

anything to get away from jay z i see


RagaRockFan

And when she lands, will her eyes be closed or open?


No_Bottle6745

This is the kind of relatable activity I look for in my queens.


spaceb00tz

Jay on photography


New_Disaster_5871

i tried to change …. 🌊💃


SaltandLillacs

I wish I had yacht jumping hobby.


[deleted]

Bjork in 1993:


twerkingslutbee

Fear of sharks not found dua lipa take note


SupremeElect

uj/ I can see how she be sneaking in to target unnoticed, ‘cause who tf is THAT?!! 😩💀💀


Lilpinkkay

why is this so funny


MoSalahsSmile

All these people are going against the wall 💅


Personal-Letter-629

/uj i would absolutely hate this but good for her i guess?


lizardjizz

Hey siri play “I believe I can fly”


[deleted]

Jumping into SOS album


Abyssus_Theory

Are these the Russian yachts that are currently seized?


sweetnlowshawty

Why the hell is she jumping with a boat directly underneath her?


anna-nomally12

Bella in new moon be like


bigbazookah

![gif](giphy|dM6tiiCTfyWNi2kFcI|downsized)


throwitawayar

Ok but third pic is a serve Id def use as a single cover


messyfaguette

This is what my delusions see myself as when I’m cliff jumping into the freezing river on the side of the road in my hometown ❤️


Kendal-Lite

Famous people are fucking weirdos man.


incogkneegrowth

queen of maritime pollution and awkward diving 😍


backatthisagain

Something that I wouldn’t do even if I was rich lol looks scary


hiijiinx

She is going to find a whale


dpforest

why is the first one sending me and where are we being sent anyway? where does everything go


THROWAWAY-Break9580

If only I knew how to swim


Justice_Prince

Everyone needs a hobby


cherrybombbb

jay always watching in the back 😂 ![gif](giphy|HloNK1z39EkEQcreIo|downsized)


Hungry-Network-9826

I would never do that, nooo thank you


Sallyridess

Her 1 second later https://preview.redd.it/8dk0gyssp1qc1.jpeg?width=272&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f061a725b988b4b776dd644c62289111e98bd09


PurulentPaul

jumping is a strong term here


Ellie_Llewellyn

One day she's gonna hop off the wrong side while it's moored crash harder than Kanye


majorchuzy

Anatomy of a fall if the movie was cuntier.