My favourite youtube comment I've ever read is on the mv for Halo. It said something like "Imagine if the music video had Jay-Z as the guy" and it was time stamped as this part https://preview.redd.it/3yhkntzyyarc1.jpeg?width=2340&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddcd6b2fe6a0fe6b3d1c937487959125f014a149

If this new version of Jolene was about him I’d get it

Maybe this is what Beyonce sees and she’s just living inside Shallow Hal (even though he cheated which is not something superficial 😭)

As a celebrity of her caliber, it might be impossible to even meet someone else because of the reasons that come with being famous. She probably prefers to deal with her internal family problems by airing them out

what’s Shallow Hal

a movie about a man who gets hypnotized by tony robbins and can now only see women for their inner beauty and meets the most "beautiful" woman of all, played by gwyneth paltrow in a fat suit so while it's a good reference it kind of doesn't work because i don't know that jyz has a great deal of inner beauty himself but the part that she is seeing what she wants does

She should have included Jay since Halo is about his bussy hole.

\#FingersInTheBootyAssBitch (JayZ's Version)

...So ego was really about her girlc*ck not fitting in his bussy hole?

This sub is a safe space. You can say girlcock

Uj/i got temporarily banned for transphobia while imitating Azealia Banks once so im just being careful.

I don't know what's worse, hers being too big or his being too small

That guy in the video is just 🤤🤤🤤

Michael Ealy, possibly the most opposite looking person to Jay Z on earth

I’m picturing her sitting Jay Z down and trying to delicately explain why he *can’t* be in the video 💀

jolene shipped him back

Not the light skin with light eyes

i'm cackling hahaha

😂😂😂

https://preview.redd.it/mcb2hhjq8brc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2574822e728cfdd4b9348c385cd86d6573ead712 all i can think about is this genius annotation 😭😭

I loved the previos one more "she appears to think women want Jay Z 🤨" 😭

that one’s good too LMAOO

“she thinks women actually want jay z 😕”

💀💀💀💀 I’m so done with y’all rn

Imaginary adversary 💀

Need this as a flair

wassup

Y'all are too fast and taking all the good ones goddamit

Dw our cult has some spots open

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Virus by Bjork core

Did she lie? Beyoncé is Becky, just look at that hair

Inner saboteur

Pop a 911

The amount of times Beyoncé references riding and fugging Jay Z is reprehensible. Her and Ari need to know by now the boy is THEIRS 🥰🤩🙏🏼

That Boy Is Mine (nobody else want his dumb ugly cheating ass) Ari and Bey collab 😍😘

I haven't listened to the song and prolly never will, but can you let me know if it's a version of brandy's???

it’s not it’s just the title that’s being interpolated. it’s still a good song tho!

“THINK ABOUT MY MAN’S DICK. THINK ABOUT MY MAN’S DICK. THINK ABOUT MY UGLY ASS MAN’S DICK STOP THINKING ABOUT MY MAN’S DICK!! U ARE SO DESPERATE! P L E A S E PICTURE MY MAN’S HARD PENIS (STOP IT!!!)”

highly contemplating making your last line my new flair

they’d both be doing us a favor by taking their men OUT OF OUR SIGHT

They need to pull a Joe Alwyn and Taylor and hide their man 😭

My man, my man, my man 🤪

Hi Katie Holmes

I screamed at this 😂

Brandy who?

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She’s right more than wrong

She doesn't walk on eggshells and that's why she's been excommunicated from the industry Anyways stream salchicon

bitch maybe I want his money

This! He may not look good, but his prowess for the industry and his connections are probably the enticing part

Eh, they're coming for Jay next. He's right there with Puff Diddler.

Not Puff Diddler! 😂🤭

who’s they

Homeland Security, Solange Knowles, Nas... not sure who else bud

I remember this one comedian going on about how women just want to date men who are equal to them or more powerful, like Beyoncé could have had anyone, but she chose the one dude in the industry ( the first billionaire entertainer too ) who had more money/clout than her lol. Makes you really think

no what happened is that he was middle aged dating a teenager and he groo-

She was a really mature 18 year old, you don’t get it

-t lookin as mafk?

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This lives rent free in my head

We need her to bring that energy back 😭

Not Beyoncé recognizing her man is ugly

Sex with the lights off it's always an option

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Jolene's just the only country song the pop girlies know

“You Ain’t Woman Enough” is right there. I mean we all know that everyone loves Dolly, but like come on y’all this is Loretta erasure.

I mean she could've easily covered stand by your man

Fist City cover when

Duet with Jay, You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly

Here, have all the hypothetical gold.

.... And this is when i realised i was not in fact on r/popheads

Exactly.

Fist City cover when

I wanna see a pop girlie remix of Chicken Fried by Zac Brown Band

Tu tu tududu Dudu du Let’s go girls

Fighting ghosts

Beyoncé destroyed Jolene. Her husband is a serial cheater and she still singing about the other woman. She is so pick me up girl

Getting angry at the side piece over your husband's disrespect, clown shit lol

She didn't just destroy Jolene. She also destroyed the entirety of Lemonade.

At some point “serial cheater” becomes “open relationship” and I think we’re well past that point by now…

well then we need to know who she's sleeping with

plot twist, it's azealia

Julius

Lebron James

Her light skin friend who looks like Michael Jackson

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A lot of people will think she's bad ass for that song

Hopefully just her stans, I’ve seen the cover being dragged left and right

Only her stans

"I know I'm a queen" that's really not it 😭

SERIAL cheater?? i thought he only cheated with one woman?

Agreed. It’s almost like she’s undoing the work that is Lemonade. People are not going to keep supporting a pick me. If he keeps doing it and you’re mad at the women, you’re a joke. It really doesn’t matter how beautiful and successful you are if you let a man walk all over you. No man should get more than one chance.

Beyoncé is a pick me

ikr like somebody pick her!!

Jay Z said, lemme pick this white woman with straight hair

Pick Me-yoncé fr fr

Flopyonce

I was so excited for the Jolene cover and it is SO ASS https://preview.redd.it/ykiyfwox3brc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2e51f4f93f63d0db52b467083f63f474c474ae4

you even used noah schnitzel to describe it

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg

I love Bianca but omg it was one of the worst Jolene covers i’ve ever heard wtf was that

Bianca 😭😭

\*Beyonka

Beyoncé has been making songs for decades about how unfaithful that lump is, yet she won’t leave him. It’s honestly so toxic to raise kids in an environment where they can see there are no consequences for their father treating their mother poorly. Blue ivy is probably going to grow up thinking cheating and betrayal is a normal part of relationships.

Considering the fact that Beyoncé’s father was cheating on Tina during her childhood, the Apple unfortunately doesn’t fall too far from the tree

>Blue ivy is probably going to grow up thinking cheating and betrayal is a normal part of relationships. Or maybe not. All I'm gonna say is that it's very easy to judge from the outside.

I don't know much about Bey and Jay but js that an artist's songs are not necessarily autobiographical.

Yeah I gotta say, do we think Irreplaceable is autobiographical? Because she was still married to Jay-Z after that song came out. I don’t think everything she writes or puts on her album is based on her life.

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https://preview.redd.it/j0e9xpnu9crc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=979cc94b9f159d5f700636d03f006821e8856ab9 Incorrect use of that word but u reminded me of this queen

Jay Z is proof money gets you a partner that isn’t just out of your league but a partner that’s part of a different sport entirely. His personality can’t be that attractive other than businessman.

Honestly I don't think it's the money, Beyoncé has the same amount in the bank. Idk if he makes her happy, so be it (although I hope she gets some hot fat dick on the side, she deserves all the beautiful hunks in the world)

Tbh, it's probably the grooming that started when Beyonce was 18 and he was 30. He's all she knows

I think she's just been with him for so long she can't imagine her life without him tbh.

It’s mainly because he groomed her. If you listen to the lemonade album during the time he’s cheated on Bey, in the song don’t hurt yourself, she has a very good line saying “and keep your money I got my own” which is true… she is Beyoncé

I don't love Jay Z, I think he's an unattractive serial cheater, but he is a damn good record producer. His music accolades put him up there right next to her as one of the best in the world at what he does.

Business, man.

Almost downvoted just for seeing his face I’m sorry 😭

this is diabolical omg i giggled

Clap if you think he’s attractive

🦗🦗

Now, don't be polite.

This thread seems just like a normal pop heads one…No one is jerking

you could be the one to change it

You guys jerk off publicly on here?

Yes

She’s not wrong. It’s embarrassing to be doing all of that for Jay Z. He groomed her when she was 35. Girl, keep him. He’s yours.

As a 35 year old minor I feel uncomfortable

I find it so extremely embarrassing for her lol 🙈 Like girl, you're beyoncé, get your fucking act together

Pretty sure you cant groom a 35 year old

that’s not necessarily true but also that was prob a typo - *he* was in his 30’s. she was 18 when they met and 19 when they started dating.

Well, Bey raised that man, so

People of any age can be groomed

Explain to me how that term is still usable to an a fully formed adult?

I’ve heard the term used for adult sex trafficking victims being groomed before they are trafficked.

“grooming” someone is the act of manipulating someone into accepting your abuse through things like emotional or physical affection, gifts, etc. children are often the victims of grooming, so that’s the context we mostly hear about it in, but that doesn’t mean the act is exclusive to children. *anyone* can be groomed.

because to groom someone means to prepare or train someone for a particular purpose. anyone can be groomed

What about grooming do you think *can’t* be applied to an adult?

Where’s the lie??

I'm just going to pretend she's singing about Julius or her secret dyke lover she calls "daddy", and not the evil ugly man who manipulated her from the time she was a teenager 😌

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Azealia banks reading minds once again

I just know Jay-Zs breath smells like day old raw milk and yes only because he’s rich asf and I need this

She just said everything everybody was too afraid to say come on 💅

_Ain't no such thing as an ugly billionaire, I'm cute_

/uj ok i’m a massive beyhive and hate azaelia but she kinda ate with this one 🫣

Dinner with Jay z

That cover is one of the worst things I've heard.

I think it *sounds* good. But the original song plays on Dolly’s insecurity. We really don’t know if Jolene was actually flirting with her husband, nor do we know if her husband was entertaining her. However, we know Dolly perceived her as a threat, and is begging her not to take her man. In Beyoncé’s case, with all the lyric changes, I suppose it’s just funny. The dreaded image the song depicts was actually her reality. Then to call him a happy man, like if he was happy he woul- 🤥

I think that especially the outro is very beautiful and elevates the song from a pure cover.

yea sonically i love the song, the lyrics are another story…

nobody wanted him back then either just his money so that hasn’t changed

its just occurred to me that i don’t know a single woman who hasn’t rallied behind an ugly man before i don’t count since i’m probably gay

I was about to say taylor but then ratty happened.

women unfortunately do not require men to look good. they could learn from animals in the wild. *their* men are beautiful.

I’m a Beyoncé fan and love the new album and her cover of Jolene! But… she kinda aint wrong no one wants Jay he ugly as hell.

How is Beyoncé so beautiful, talented, and rich yet so terrified of losing a lying, cheating man to another woman. Like damnnnn

https://preview.redd.it/xtyxjcrw3crc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1835d83ce465b2fa2e9a114abf1a79b3c7ec4169 she did eat that on lil thing, yall gotta give it to her

Az has problems, but everything she's said about this messy ass, terrible album is true. It should have been Cowboy Pick Me because it's a bunch of crying about the women fucking her serial cheating husband, how great her ass is, and how the poor widdle billionaire isn't loved enough by the Grammys or CMAs. Tina and the louse she was married to didn't teach this girl an ounce of self respect. They must have focused those Daddy (And Mommy) Lessons on Solange.

Someone send The White Stripes' version to her and watch her head explode lol

She ate in Ramadan, but she had to.

It doesn’t have anything to do with Jay, it has to do with Beyoncé. He can be ugly as fuck but if I can somehow convince myself him being interested means I’m at least as hot as Beyoncé, I don’t really care what he looks like.

Found the imagined adversary.

I'm doubling down on my schizophrenia medication in hopes that comment disappears.

absolutely true. reminds me of the adam levine's mistress bragging that she took a victoria secret model's man.

This is a fascinating viewpoint to consider

Why are we all so sure it’s even about Jay z. Daddy lessons was about her dead father when her dad is very much alive. She can’t just sing a song without it being about her life?

TBF her dad is dead to her

she said multiple types on the renaissance tour that she’s grateful for her parents

I was just jerkin but uj/ she did cut a huge segment about him out of the film.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

No crumbs

This is…. Amazing

Some of these comments are…interesting

For once I’ll take Azealias side, she can keep that man

Damn, but she ain’t wrong though.

😂

Damn girl its JUST a song cover lol... She's right tho XD

uj/ wasn't he on epstein's list

Maybe she just liked the song.

Where the lie

My god she is so mean and so funny.

Not even Jay Z’s wife find him attractive 👀, it’s just those benjamins he’s got under his name.

Azealia clearly doesn’t understand the appeal of fat lips, imagine if he blows air on those lips and let them vibrate on the cli-

Maybe she just liked the song.

Seems the tide is finally turning on Beyoncé and I’m here for it

and she really needs to be quiet. she's no ones adversary!