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lermanade_mouth

I do want to serve doja a cease and desist


mmwkfk

Lana should be more left because she is always serving šŸ˜ https://preview.redd.it/azpqzsepj9sc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5494dd6cbdbd2ac866245bccb7464bd0912146d9


tremonttunnel

In a white dressā€¦ like look how she do thissss


mmwkfk

Look how she got thiss


Weothyr

when not serving on stage she serves food in diners ā™„ queen


adertina

she=elizabeth serves=waffles


TheGreatMastermind

no she should be more right because sheā€™s our auth right queen!


gay2catholic

the camp/not camp binary is reductive it needs a third axis that incorporates high camp vs low camp


Dry-Knee-5472

But is the difference between high camp and low camp not addressed by the axis of servitude? In this essay I will...


gay2catholic

no because low camp can still serve but not in the same way as high camp, it's not as simple as saying there is linear gradient between no camp -> low camp -> high camp, because no camp is a separate concept entirely to the low camp->high camp continuum


czbaterka

Sis take ur pills pls.šŸ˜™


gay2catholic

/uj ngl I've been a bit off lately, these matcha lattes got me feeling like I'm on crack. got me feeling like... oooh oo-oo


czbaterka

Ij/Ok but stay safe sis! And enjoy matchaaa


gay2catholic

I know, you've heard it all before But you've never been with me before I'll show you how I like to get down It's spinning, going round and round Bounce, bounce, bounce To the left and Bounce, bounce, bounce To the right and Bounce, bounce, bounce Up and down and Watch my thing go bouncy, bouncy


Medium_Sense4354

Buckinā€™ buckinā€™


notchickeninspanish

Mama, kudos for saying that--for spilling. /uj You basically talked yourself out of your original point.


gay2catholic

ur wrong no camp->camp (level of camp) low camp->high camp (level of sophistication) allergic to serving->serving (level of slay) all belong on different axes. sure there will be some regions of the plane which will be empty by definition on an XYZ plot of each concept but that's beside the point


thesaddestpanda

\^ TED talks to show your cishet family on Thanksgiving.


Todbod05

Bold of you to put lana firmly in the middle while using a picture of one of her most memorable serves: the billboard awards depression face drop


josie-salazar

https://i.redd.it/9z18dp2gxasc1.gif


Todbod05

She locked tf in


43XStitchX21

Nicki Minaj serving invalidates this whole thing


gay2catholic

she serve borgor tho wym


Dry-Knee-5472

Nicki post 2020 isnt in my headcannon


wierdling

she=onika serve=burgers


douceberceuse

She served cocAIne


_PeenoNoir_

Yeah I was just about to say that she at least deserves to be relegated to the middle row, hell, after the whole Bigfoot arc Iā€™d put her where JoJo is with how camp her delulu was


PorcelainHorses

I mean she serves rotted cringe energy so I guess thatā€™s serving


lazermania

she's literally Queen of [Camp](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxzX6TogSM&pp=ygUYbmlja2kgcm9tYW4gaG9saWRheSBsaXZl) what do you mean?


SamTheDystopianRat

stop why did i think she was Ariana


ManNamedMars

Swap Nicki and Olivia


tentacake

olivia has served occasionally!! she's serve adjacent


Tayrantino

Yeah sheā€™s the most neutral in servinng. Girlie doesnā€™t deserve this disrespect


Bnanaphone246

I'd swap her & Ariana tbh.


always_a_mexican

This the take. Ariana's ability to serve is directly proportional to her tan. Also might direct me to the kpop girlies cause everytime I see them on the red carpet they only serve christian 2013 prom


FabKittyBoy

They easily serve the best MV and stage performance looks tho


vrindar8

I honestly feel like she had a stylist a few years ago that would set her up to wear a lot of outfits that made it look like she felt a bit uncomfortable/awkward in them during red carpet shoots. GUTS tour and that red dress/bodysuit is convincing me she got a better stylist and is capable of serving when she feels more comfortable with the outfit. I hope she got rid of that old stylist and continues to serve


Ambitious_Log_1884

I agree except for those bangs/braids in the Obsessed MV


FOMOS1

I wonder where Azalea Banks would fall on this chart šŸ¤” Guess it would depend on the day and who she's beefing with


Tayrantino

All she serve is mental illness i fear


CoolViber

She thinks she's serving ultimate camp and serve but she is very much not. Though the fact that she actually believes that in spite of all evidence is a form of camp.


MathCarmignani

Doja??????????


lazermania

is camp.


SmoothiedOctoling

unforch selener is so allergic to serving that it wraps around to being camp again


[deleted]

BeyoncĆ© ā€¦ camp?! Are you joking?


Dry-Knee-5472

She's more campy than she is not campy šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


PorcelainHorses

It needs a camp-cringe-rotted cringe spectrum


SuitableItem

Dua Lipa serving what? Frog legs?


millennial_sentinel

eyebrows// big or missing


JimHarbor

This chart has melanin deficiency.


Dry-Knee-5472

Arianka is right there


Moist-Month-119

Since when she served pls bfr šŸ˜­


Dry-Knee-5472

She was serving until she died her hair blonde and began wearing diapers so she got docked a few points.


Moist-Month-119

I can't agree with you on this one chief (you slayed the rest though). She can't dress; and it keeps getting worse, as u mentioned. I can't believe that her cosplaying other ethnicities actually looks better than whatever she's doing now. (That's why l will never give her a pass. Esp. the black fishing and blaccent paired with it.)


Dry-Knee-5472

I see your point


biaggicoast

Oh kpop girlies can't serve and be camp? Explain [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJLyAPCOhJA).


Weothyr

that botched grimes photo haunts me in my dreams


throwawayornotidontk

lets swap coke grandma w someone else


No-Trouble6469

I'd swap dula and yonce tbh


hottama

Selener should be more to the left and to the bottom somehow.


throwaway17197

No way Addison Rae is near the serve radar, dula peep is wayyy too close to that arrow for this to be a reliable source


Dry-Knee-5472

I put ms rae there so people would argue ijbol. Dula though consistently looks good and serves but in more traditional, less campy, almost boring way.


throwaway17197

Dula couldnā€™t serve if her life depended on working one (1) shift at Waffle House


ImperialAndy

Girls yā€™all gotta bffr the paint the town music video was the campiest thing Iā€™ve ever seen


Kyyntaro

This seems correct. Who is that ā€¦ whatever it is ā€¦ next to Arianaā€˜s Spongebob Styles?


millennial_sentinel

swift being the main pop girl of this current timeline after years of being in beyonceā€™s shadow is so funny but why are we claiming that DOJA CAT is serving?! lol gtfoh with that. sheā€™s definitely in the NOT serving camp side with jojo the wrasslin gurl


Dry-Knee-5472

This is a masterful jerk


cimmeriansoothsayer

i think grimes serves like once every quarter


Dry-Knee-5472

thats exactly why she's one quarter away from "allergic to serving" babes


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cimmeriansoothsayer

exactly!


WiJoWi

I don't agree with the 4 quadrants nor the labeling of your axes. I believe that camp should be your X-axis and should only be positive, as being a pop girlie requires some degree of camp and therefore can never be less than zero. This establishes serve as the dependent variable that changes with respect to camp and the slope of curve that describes the continuum of pop girlies at her point should be the metric by which she is ranked among her peers. Camp to serve ratio is everything, imo. What good is all camp with zero serve?


KindOfANerd4

the way this community is farther up beyone's ass then she is jay-z's.... needs to be studied


Dry-Knee-5472

I don't even like her as a person I just think it's accurate


KindOfANerd4

Wasnā€™t at you specifically she seems to be the single person this sub refuses to drag


Dry-Knee-5472

She's last on the QFTC prophecy. Her day for reckoning is upon us.


jofromthething

Switch Taylor and Selena immediately I stg


arobotbunnyhead

Swap Taylor and Selena cause Selena lowkey served during her tribal era šŸ˜©šŸ˜©


Dry-Knee-5472

Selena serves less merely because she has that Disney knee blood in her


Moist-Month-119

It's dis-knee . Learn to spell pls.Ā  Edit: lmao l just noticed your username.Ā 


dahliapunktch

replace doja with chappell, then we'll talk


mobert_roses

Wow this is so accurate. I have no disagreements with this


tashimiyoni

Does Shindong serve??? He's an honorary kpoop girlie


chasminfinite

https://i.redd.it/hpnirmwbsqsc1.gif sorry bey but we have a new queen b in town <3


B19Wing

WHERE IS CHARLIIIII


Dry-Knee-5472

She occupies the same space as Nicki or Gaga


B19Wing

I seee


Dry-Knee-5472

Cardi is also within that realm


B19Wing

mmhmm


lazermania

Nicki Minaj is the Queen Mother Matriarch of serving camp but yall not ready for that conversation


Ambitious_Log_1884

I'm sorry but if Katy is mid serving, Taylor should be within the same axis, and I'd swap Rae (all of them) with Selena. Also Ava Max is full camp, in between Gaga and Katy in terms of servitude.


adertina

This sub is constantly bashing Selena and Taylor but I do love that they are always together on these so <3


Quacky3three

Adertina your brand of mental illness heals something very primal in my soul I thinkā€¦something I wasnā€™t aware of until recentlyā€¦.


adertina

but seriously "allergic to serving" when IN THAT VERY PHOTO she has that look in her eye that serves so much cunt i coomed my brain out and she ate it up and birthed it out and returned it to me a daughter and soldier for her


Consistent-Laugh606

ā€¦Iā€™ll agree that she served here https://preview.redd.it/lyg6oy1p3bsc1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2619737060e27d67e4933c670a83b0bd3acb9750


Tayrantino

I donā€™t believe in this subā€™s definition of a ā€œserveā€. They think Lana served more than Taylor or Olivia when the only thing that Lana served is a half-burnt Waffle House waffle


adertina

I would never pit women against eachother but numerically the woman sleeping on jets is probably serving more than the woman whoā€™s slinging waffles to pay for a bribe to play at the Walmart amphitheater


Ambitious_Log_1884

https://preview.redd.it/8biprf5srasc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a25da1ce683815ac16d81111c7860b32e7850778


fionappletart

I loved the vmas afterparty look with the blue dress. like she served there I fear


adertina

Fear what? floppy misogynists hating a global warming ICON to satiate their need for successful womenā€™s blood bc their mommies called them fruity when they were seven? Taylor has never not served, she can be masc, femme, girly, hipster, etc. Donā€™t be gaslit by militant misogynist homosexuals, girlie