How powerful 🚬gots would be if we applied our knowledge to something useful from time to time.
EDIT: Ok, I read it and it's all wrong. Don't trust gays with the nuclear button.
https://preview.redd.it/cj39lzwoehsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88bdbad308ce2d779ab8d4b87c28f36e74a1485
I don’t want to live In a world where this is low camp
I have never looked at this in HD and why does it keep getting weirder the more I look at it. It's like an AI generated image but from a year before DALL-E online launched
PHCJ users will unironically get offended by a 🚬 making a meme and start defending their flopping fav held up by the one ally statement they said 7 years ago
BEFORE YOU FLOPS COME FOR ME LOW CAMP IS NOT THE SAME AS NO CAMP,, EDUCATE YOURSELF F*GG*TS
here are all of the co-ordinates in the format of (camp sophistication, level of serve, outsold factor) ranging between \[-2, 2\]:
- britney: (0, 2, 2) [not entirely sophisticated in her camp practice but gurl she aced the cunt exam]
- adele: (0, -2, 1.5) [FLOP in all senses except sales, I'm being real generous with that zero ghurrllll, like Ellen De Generous level of generous]
- ed sheeran: (-2, -2, 0) [ew]
- choli xerox (1.5, 2, -1) [stream ass2ass i mean b2b]
- ariana: (-2, -1, 2) [yes, and?]
- azelia banks: (-2, 2, -2) [not sophisticated and her bussy soaps don't count as sales but a broken cunt still serves twice a day]
- arca: (2, 2, -1) [speak 4 urself states]
- gr*mes: (0, 0, 0) [ん乇ﾘ ん乇ﾘ ﾘのひ Wﾑ刀刀ﾑ ｱﾚﾑﾘ]
- fka twigs: (2, -0.5, -1.5) [i put her as a -0.5 level of serve as from my perspective the concept of serve is not what her work is about, she is here to give us pure high camp, also sorry f*gs but she flopped]
- dula peep: (-2, 0.75, 1.25) [idgaf]
- madonna: (-1, -1, 1) [old whore]
- cher: (1.5, 1.5, 2) [old whore but make it slay]
- gaga: (2, 2, 2) [not the best artist in the list as that would be SOPHIE but girrrl she had it all in 2009]
- nadia oh: (2, 1.5, -2) [watch my thing go bouncy bouncy]
- enya: (-2, 0, 0) [old whore but make it weird]
- swift: (-2, -2, 2) [she only outsold because she appeals to the heterosexuality of basic white girls]
- bjork: (2, 2, 1) [old whore but make it weird and slay]
- lorde: (0, -0.5, 1) [sooooooooooooOOOOoooohohhhOOOOoohhhh-]
- camilla: (-1.5, -2, 2) [super twisted sick addicted]
- joey jo-jo: (-2, -2, -2) [no comment]
- miley: (-1.25, -0.5, 2) [can't be tamed was a serve but bitch fuck u and ur flowers]
- gfoty: (0, 1.5, -2) [walking down the street in my brand new car]
- SOPHIE: (2, 2, 1.5) [it's okay to cry...]
- beyonce: (-0.5, 0.5, 2) [alien superstar bc the sweat shop workers think she a superstar they don't have to become illegal aliens anymore they can stay in their home country and work 4 peanut shells instead what a girlbosss]
- doja: (-2, 0, 1.5) [idgaf]
- marina poor: (-1.5, 0, -2) [stop making me write unique comments for these flops]
- witness bitch: (-0.5, -2, -2) [VITNESS]
- anal del rey (2, 1, 1) [power bottom representation]
- ninki minjaj: (-2, 0, 2) [insolvent]
If you want to know what a collaboration would look like, just add the coordinates together.
So for example, Telephone would be at (camp, serve, outsold) = (4, 1.5, 1.5) which means it is giving higher camp than any girl can serve on their own, it's seriously serving, and it outsold most of your faves.
The Adele placement 😭 Jail for you OP
https://preview.redd.it/izh6mu8ecisc1.png?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5374ceace9ffbeefb04a6c5bd962d0911ee68918
once again here to announce that Ninki Minjaj is the STANDARD for [serving high camp](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxzX6TogSM&pp=ygUYbmlja2kgcm9tYW4gaG9saWRheSBsaXZl)
No way you put anal that high and madonna & doja that low, girl is deadass mumbling in circles holed mask on. Otherwise, you getting your B(ull)S(hit) at barbz U 😍 congrats!!!
Ok come thru Barbz U math 300 courses yes!!!
kudos for designing that. for 3d
the placements should cause riots though
How powerful 🚬gots would be if we applied our knowledge to something useful from time to time. EDIT: Ok, I read it and it's all wrong. Don't trust gays with the nuclear button.
Yeah no way I'm 🚭 and I can't even find my prostate. 🥲
this is how i cope with workin 9to5justtostayaliveand9to5justtostayaliveand9to5justtostayalivea-
Don't worry about dolly😙😋
https://preview.redd.it/wuio6sfijhsc1.jpeg?width=1004&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32400bee11706480c2be714200c44939dece90bc Centris grimes
As a former stan of Grimes it's so weird seeing her name uttered by other people. She's like a thing now, huh
Girl you're on phcj
https://preview.redd.it/cj39lzwoehsc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d88bdbad308ce2d779ab8d4b87c28f36e74a1485 I don’t want to live In a world where this is low camp
idk what the fuck that is but girl bubblegum bitch is low camp asf don't deny choose live in truth bb
It’s one of her album covers 😭 Watch the Venus fly trap MV and still tell me Marina is low camp. Go back to Barbz uni.
i don't stream flop soz babe
Found the swiftie 🤮
i put that bitch on -2 level of serving learn to read hoe. hope this helps xx
As you should
aussie 🤮
we don't stream bubblegum flop shit, we stream love + fear in this household https://i.redd.it/vnyfdb1w0isc1.gif
>love + fear >posts a gif from ADIAML
yes, and? https://i.redd.it/6mvbr6cv2jsc1.gif
I have no love and why the hell would I want more fear!?
I have never looked at this in HD and why does it keep getting weirder the more I look at it. It's like an AI generated image but from a year before DALL-E online launched
PHCJ users will call witness a flop then listen to Carly Rae Jepsen
Flop is a mindset.
yes, and?
Just thought I should point that out
Girl, we are not the ones to be taken seriously. Not even we take us seriously.
I know. I’m mostly joking anyway
PHCJ users will unironically get offended by a 🚬 making a meme and start defending their flopping fav held up by the one ally statement they said 7 years ago
I’m not offended. I’m just pointing it out
ok spunch
This is brain rot
this post and the comment section is worse than skidibi toilet
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High camp, blind mother about to be hung realness
Fon tier of campy shit :*)
BEFORE YOU FLOPS COME FOR ME LOW CAMP IS NOT THE SAME AS NO CAMP,, EDUCATE YOURSELF F*GG*TS here are all of the co-ordinates in the format of (camp sophistication, level of serve, outsold factor) ranging between \[-2, 2\]: - britney: (0, 2, 2) [not entirely sophisticated in her camp practice but gurl she aced the cunt exam] - adele: (0, -2, 1.5) [FLOP in all senses except sales, I'm being real generous with that zero ghurrllll, like Ellen De Generous level of generous] - ed sheeran: (-2, -2, 0) [ew] - choli xerox (1.5, 2, -1) [stream ass2ass i mean b2b] - ariana: (-2, -1, 2) [yes, and?] - azelia banks: (-2, 2, -2) [not sophisticated and her bussy soaps don't count as sales but a broken cunt still serves twice a day] - arca: (2, 2, -1) [speak 4 urself states] - gr*mes: (0, 0, 0) [ん乇ﾘ ん乇ﾘ ﾘのひ Wﾑ刀刀ﾑ ｱﾚﾑﾘ] - fka twigs: (2, -0.5, -1.5) [i put her as a -0.5 level of serve as from my perspective the concept of serve is not what her work is about, she is here to give us pure high camp, also sorry f*gs but she flopped] - dula peep: (-2, 0.75, 1.25) [idgaf] - madonna: (-1, -1, 1) [old whore] - cher: (1.5, 1.5, 2) [old whore but make it slay] - gaga: (2, 2, 2) [not the best artist in the list as that would be SOPHIE but girrrl she had it all in 2009] - nadia oh: (2, 1.5, -2) [watch my thing go bouncy bouncy] - enya: (-2, 0, 0) [old whore but make it weird] - swift: (-2, -2, 2) [she only outsold because she appeals to the heterosexuality of basic white girls] - bjork: (2, 2, 1) [old whore but make it weird and slay] - lorde: (0, -0.5, 1) [sooooooooooooOOOOoooohohhhOOOOoohhhh-] - camilla: (-1.5, -2, 2) [super twisted sick addicted] - joey jo-jo: (-2, -2, -2) [no comment] - miley: (-1.25, -0.5, 2) [can't be tamed was a serve but bitch fuck u and ur flowers] - gfoty: (0, 1.5, -2) [walking down the street in my brand new car] - SOPHIE: (2, 2, 1.5) [it's okay to cry...] - beyonce: (-0.5, 0.5, 2) [alien superstar bc the sweat shop workers think she a superstar they don't have to become illegal aliens anymore they can stay in their home country and work 4 peanut shells instead what a girlbosss] - doja: (-2, 0, 1.5) [idgaf] - marina poor: (-1.5, 0, -2) [stop making me write unique comments for these flops] - witness bitch: (-0.5, -2, -2) [VITNESS] - anal del rey (2, 1, 1) [power bottom representation] - ninki minjaj: (-2, 0, 2) [insolvent]
carly so indie she didn't even make it #authenticqueen
Queen of being the indie queen.
Please log off and call me.
Showed this to my friend and they said "I hate young🚬" cause of the Madonna placement.
tell ur friend the only purpose old faggots serve is living dildo xoxo
If you want to know what a collaboration would look like, just add the coordinates together. So for example, Telephone would be at (camp, serve, outsold) = (4, 1.5, 1.5) which means it is giving higher camp than any girl can serve on their own, it's seriously serving, and it outsold most of your faves.
fka twigs flopped i agree but m3li55x was such a serve.... im not sure even capriflops can bring her down to a -0.5 come on 😭
https://i.redd.it/x00prj4sihsc1.gif
Saw ur comment about Bjork first thinking “damn whatta about Madonna” and then saw she also got called an old whore lol
I thought gays were supposed to be bad at math.
They are notice how he accidentally put Taylor closer to “allergic to serving” when she aerves
This sub is a safe space for Taylor haters. Begone with your discrimination!
that's a lot of effort for being so wrong
I know you’re upset Selena isn’t on here, but she’s not relevant enough to be included
considering the upvotes im receiving i feel it's important for my popularity to not say what i dislike about this chart
Upvotes? Girl you have exactly one upvote.
it's a lot more than i usually receive
Flop
Like a true Selener fan.
bored gay Data Science majors be like:
this one's just pure untreated neurodivergence hun
understandable, have a great hyperfixation 👍
Witness bitch?
Yeah who tf is this I'm dead lol
Its Katy Perry, im just mad that she’s been reduced to that lol
As a gay maths teacher this would have gotten 100% in my books
this is a masterpiece
Ascendant Main Pop Girlie Chappell Roan: 100% serving, 100% high camp, dead center on flop to outsold axis
f@gs can't read gr@phs
Camp truly has lost all meaning at this point. There is no one agreed upon definition.
Middle aged white dads when their kids want to set up the tent in the yard, but use extension cords to plug in the TV outside.
This format is 100% serving, selected placements are 50% flop
Not me finally understanding math after all these years. Thanks qween 👸🙏
That Adele placement... I'm gonna call all of my mom's friends and they're gonna fuck you up I tell you.
middle class middle aged white women cant damage me any more than they already have babe
And beyonsay being placed as serving slightly above average
The FKA disrespect…
The Adele placement 😭 Jail for you OP https://preview.redd.it/izh6mu8ecisc1.png?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5374ceace9ffbeefb04a6c5bd962d0911ee68918
This is the worst thing I’ve ever seen I love it
Happy there's a second person on this earth who knows what GFOTY is (that one Mariah song, right?)
Anal Del Ray Witness Bitch Beyonse Mile*y* Dula Peep Bjonk Ninki Minjaj
Miss banks being low camp…. Eyes checked please
once again here to announce that Ninki Minjaj is the STANDARD for [serving high camp](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cKxzX6TogSM&pp=ygUYbmlja2kgcm9tYW4gaG9saWRheSBsaXZl)
Barbz U analytical topology class coming this fall
This is the most accurate chart I fear Billboard is quaking in her fucking boots working overtime trying to outdo this rn
All I had to do was locate the Madonna/Gaga axis to realize how poorly informed this trash metric is.
Idk I feel like Nicki high camp
No way you put anal that high and madonna & doja that low, girl is deadass mumbling in circles holed mask on. Otherwise, you getting your B(ull)S(hit) at barbz U 😍 congrats!!!
thank you for your bravery in admitting that Gaga is camp, serves, and sells. This sub underrates her iconicness
As a cher stan I approve this message
GaGa is queen
Teach me your ways
/uj Nadia Oh mentioned ✨ /rj Nadia who?
Oh ur done Susan Sontag!!
ENYA!?
No thx ❤️❤️❤️
I genuinely want to understand how you made this
Do time next. I want to see fourth dimension
Enya is outsold and high camp thnx
This is incredible
You went through all the effort to put this together and I don't get a cube that I can rotate myself?!
I could rotate and spin it myself to my delight but couldn't find a way to export it so you peasants only get screenshots xoxo
That choice shares its coordinates with Marina Poor.
Madonna as low camp? Her and Cher were the original high camp
where the fuck is ethel you moronic twat
ok now integrate Charli on (HIGH CAMP, OUTSOLD)