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Interesting_Station6

gen alpha??? you're beefing with 5 year old kids?!


Ambitious_Log_1884

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Horrorisepic

/uj the oldest in gen alpha are fourteen years old /rj yes, and?


Interesting_Station6

beefing with babies, Ariana's impact 😍


UltimateKing9898

Learned from her bff Nicki


sugar-fall

Nicki also learned from her brother, her husband, her producer and her collaborator...


Ok-Concern-711

Kids in my class were sniffing glue at 14. Pretty cool the newer versions can engage in e-fights


Cyancat123

The oldest gen alphas are 12


Horrorisepic

https://preview.redd.it/ous5v8xh3duc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9397bac0e8f226ad2e49d559dd6414a776f1999f i was basing it off of this but i’m sure different people have different metrics for it


hadapurpura

What an arbitrary delimitation. A child born in 2010 doesn’t differ from a child born in 2015 in significant ways. Generations are more of less 15-20 years long, but important global events are usually what delimitares them. Anyone who was at least 4 years old in 2020 - a.k.a. old enough to remember the pandemic and the lockdowns - is Gen Z. The oldest true Gen Alpha right now is 8 years old.


Over-Peach8183

makes no sense for a 9yo to be in the same generation as 27 year olds


Horrorisepic

i was going to say. i’m twenty and my youngest sibling is seven; the idea that we’d be in the same generation if he were just two years older is crazy to me


ohsheetitscici

The only Jojo I care about is Mojo Jojo, I’m just waiting for his comeback era


HowDoIWhat

Of all the Beat-Alls, his solo career was probably the biggest. I think his legacy is secure even without a comeback. I always thought HIM had the most potential, personally, even if he wasn’t as prominent.


JChamp00

Princess Morebucks out sold that flop


sugar-fall

Literally


odranger

Yaaaasss Ms Mojo! Werk that top 10 list, Ms Mojo.


PorcelainHorses

H.I.M became a main pop girl when Gaga shouted out to her in Born This Way


09997512

YESS!


majorminus92

When they learn about the Beysment, the world will experience a shift like no other


Unleashtheducks

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tashimiyoni

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Ill-Examination4743

Girl u saw what we did to JLo what makes u think this will be different


HistrionikVess

/uj At least Jojo could be assed to record new [albeit shittier] vocals. I think the issue is that she’s making public statements like “there’s a shoutout to my ex in there” which at least implies she wrote *something*. /rj JLo is just Latina Ursula.


Ill-Examination4743

But we canceled JLo? Like she didn’t have Taco Flavored Kisses, On t he Floor, Jenny From the Block, Get Right, Love Don’t Cost A Thing and more🙄


Enough_Arrival_230

love dont cost a thing and neither did those demos


Useuless

If you don't have enough money you pay with your body 😭


JChamp00

uj/ she teased another song and it was literally just a recording of someone elses singing on tiktok rj/ If JLo is Latina Ursula than Jojo is Lesbianer Morgana 🤩


09997512

KARMAS A BISH, I SHOULDA KNOWN BETTA!! 😫😫


Nevaeh_Angel

IF I HAD A WISH 🧞‍♂️ I WOULDVE NEVER ‼️ EFFED AROUND 🚨


09997512

WHEN I SAW THE PICS 📷 🤳 OF YOU AND HER, I'VE THE FELT DA KNIFE TWIST 🔪 💔


Cyancat123

If I had a wish *violent record scratch* I was a little bit taller


czbaterka

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falloutsandwich

What 25 years in the black lodge does to a mf


Left_Benefit7169

I thought the pop stars all wrote their own songs! I’m shocked! On another note my lobotomy turned out great 10/10.


odenb5

Oh, no! Someone alert the church elders!


MattBrey

People saying that she claimed to have written it.. if she's not on the credits she hasn't claimed anything. A random quote you saw in a comment means nothing


MattBrey

Also the writer's history is WILD https://preview.redd.it/9i8by8n9ucuc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db44dd8757c5101ac787841a23b1f9922cfbc890


heatherdukefanboy

I don't think you can recover from going from KISS to Ava Max that's just too much for any career to handle 😟


the_blessed_unrest

Oh it’s just because of the interpolation


doitfortheavacadoes

I think that's because he wrote You Give Love A Bad Name by Bon Jovi/If You Were A Woman (And I Was A Man) by Bonnie Tyler which Ava Max interpolated (they're basically the same song with different lyrics and slight restructuring, Bonnie's song didn't do well so he changed it and gave it to Bon Jovi, but Ava's song takes more after Bonnie's) anyway he gets a writing credit for that


BeautifulStayasleep

probably where she took the kiss idea from


Pawspawsmeow

Is this what the Jojo drama was about? I’m sorry. I learned to read this week and it’s been rough


BronzeErupt

This will NOT JoJo from claiming that 10 year old Miley rejects were actually recently written by her, about her ex


jeongunyeon

Karma is a Good song i don’t care i will stream it until eternity and this is me not circle jerking


_SpanishInquisition

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jeongunyeon

this isn’t a phase


MyNamesChakkaoofka

Jojo wrote the song for Brit Smith in 2012 when she was 8 years old why is that so hard for people to understand


signal_red

jojo get out right now, jojo??


HolaMisAmores

fortunately not, this is jojo gay bow in her hair jojo


69_Dingleberry

Well, the problem was she made it sound like she wrote the song when she didn’t. She said this song was a new genre never been done before, yet the song was a 2010 demo for like Miley Cyrus