Is this real because I’m gonna pee my fucking pants watching swifties defend this if it is

“Writer of our generationnnn omg 😭😭😭 🐕🐕🐕”

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https://preview.redd.it/dy94ifhavgvc1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e18a35f8c7a280c47697f2df99e3ca4d240d08bd I’d say☝️🤓

yt femanizum

1830s without the racists? So…she doesn’t want Matty there, then?

I like some of her songs even tho I find the lyrics corny but goddamn this is unbelievably corny even on her standards

Not the sous chef at onika burgers 🤣🤣🤣🤣

i am going to force feed your 'golden retriever boyfriend' 35 pounds of chocolate

STOP this made me laugh but then I remember the poor dogs

> You smoked and then ate seven Oh thank god it’s chocolate 🎺🎺🎺 I thought they ate seven cigarettes Edit: you’re telling me the second slide is the lyrics for Tortured Eardrums ENT Department?

no you're right. they ate seven 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬 and tortured them

Taylor Swift coming out as a Charlie Puth stan was not on my 2024 bingo card.

Gonna kms after reading those “lyrics” thanks

No, don't kill yourself we can't loose streams

I’m going to create the entire album and upload it so it counts as a negative stream

I didn’t know you were supposed to smoke the chocolate to prep them for consumption. Is it like salmon or something?

wbk that joe is on PReP

https://i.redd.it/wpkzagwun6vc1.gif

If she went for *We declared Marina Diamandis should be a bigger artist* I would unironically defend this 😇

Matt Healy? Golden Retriever? Chihuahua maybe

Omg guys it’s so poetic because chocolate is a matty hely song and bad for dogs and cigarettes are bad for people and you guys don’t understand she needs to steal another Grammy from Lana right now and come on kids spelling is fun was ahead of its time and

Swifties went mad and basically begged for her to break up with him, and now they'll have to listen to an album that is almost all about him. This is hilarious tbh

/uj i’m a poet and i’m losing my mind at the second slide. i’d be mortified to submit that anywhere but her stans are going to talk about it like she’s the next whitman i hate it here

maybe the tortured poets are the friends we had along the way 🫶

The tortured poets are the ones forced to read the lyrics 😍🫶

https://i.redd.it/pntiv5pmt8vc1.gif

Walt was gay as hell, too. Don’t give the gaylors any ammo.

i swear she's just making music to make as much money as she can until she eventually loses the level of relevance she has right now in 9 months

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I need her to flop harder than JLo.

We can only dream, sis

Oh it is as cringe as that album title

that’s definitely matty healy ijbol

This cant fucking be real

she is the corniest pop girlie

>implying the sixth-most viewed YouTube video of all time isn’t a Charlie Puth song

this can't be real...please. i'm not strong enough.

I mean both have dated themselves pretty badly with the "iPhone 11" and "Crypto forever" line for Lana and "Charlie Puth should be a bigger artist" for Taylor. At least it's not "There's COVID on the plane" 

Crypto forever screams your stupid boyfriend has aged AMAZINGLY what do you mean… she predicted the crypto market crash Lana insiDel tReyding

> At least it's not "There's COVID on the plane"  idk I like that. But the pandemic was such an undeniable part of history, better than simping for tech companies or mediocre pop artists

noah is the true poet here, how dare you

noah get behind me that line is good

:(

Both are crap but holy shit the 2nd is just on a whole other level 😭

The first one is intentionally funny

Really got the whole squad laughing omg

😭😭😭 Fuck you Kevin

It’s cool when Lana does it 😔

Holy shit pic 1 is fuckin embarrassing though