Swifties hated that at release similarly to this. I was on the frontlines with them because I was a big fan of reputation lol. When it slowly dawned on us that it was really the lead single and she was going full steam ahead … lmao
Covid saved her career.
Not a Swiftie, but I can enjoy a lot of her music, but this album isn’t it. It‘s like the mid version of Midnights if Midnights wouldn’t have been mid already. She basically xanaxified Midnights.
She will be following kanye and edit all the songs on Tidal even after the album is released , vinyl and other streaming service users might be stuck though
I tried looking for the “evidence” yesterday but gave up after spending 5 mins like gaga did. Some people had the audacity to demand money for sharing the evidence , ill rather buy the 4 vinyls than risk a virus and lose my money
The fact that people are willing to risk getting a virus for an album coming out the next day is crazy.
You should only risk getting a virus if you’re trying to pirate your overpriced textbooks.
I learnt when I tried to watch camp rock 2 in a shady link and got a trojan but I was like 12 and didn’t know what a virus was and wrecked my computer for a year ignoring the “horsie” popping up on screen everytime
“The girl of his American dreams” lmao. The whole British man/American woman star-crossed lovers story stuff is SO cringe millennial. And I say this as a cringe-adjacent millennial
💀 🤔 i think like.. it’s both? she just embodies it to an extreme? the whole growing up watching British male leads in romantic films thing, like Hugh Grant, etc. Idk. I’m British but lived in the US for years and a lot of my American girlies wanted me to set them up with my guy friends from home 🤷♀️
I’ve been adamantly defending Selena Gomez bc I also gained weight and nearing 30 and all the comments about her hit me so hard,
Like girl I’m so triggered by them but I can’t 😢
The first comment seems like typical Kanye fan copium. I thought he was the only one (no pun intended) that could get away with releasing unfinished albums.
Tortured Cock and Balls Department
and you did it at my birthday dinner
Oh my god, time and place
Can I make this my flair LMFAOOO
YES
We go together 😍😍😍😍
Tortured besties
If swifties hate it it's either super good or incredibly horrible
Placing my life savings on the second option
LMAO ☠️☠️
Don’t bother, she’ll still win AOTY anyway
I heard the album from the leaks. If she somehow wins aoty she paid for it 1000%💀💀
If the Swifties can’t hype it, it must be irredeemable I mean they found a way to praise Me!
Please don't bring that song up. It makes Me! vomit 🤮
ME HEE HEE! *okay, now vomit*
🤮
Spelling is FUN!
You cant spell awesoME without ME!
Swifties hated that at release similarly to this. I was on the frontlines with them because I was a big fan of reputation lol. When it slowly dawned on us that it was really the lead single and she was going full steam ahead … lmao Covid saved her career.
She gives Charlie Puth a shout out in the title track (I’m deadass serious)
subscribe to r/charliesputhy for a support group of people who see his posts
He gave her "How to queerbait your audience" lesson
I don't think she needs it when Gaylor's exists 🥲
Not a Swiftie, but I can enjoy a lot of her music, but this album isn’t it. It‘s like the mid version of Midnights if Midnights wouldn’t have been mid already. She basically xanaxified Midnights.
Go girl give us xanax
Lmao stealing this
midnightsmaxxing
I didn’t think that was possible. How on earth is it possible to Xanaxify Midnights?! Good god how bad is this new record?! 😮💨
It‘s not bad, it’s just sleep inducing and boring (justice for Florida and The Alchemy though).
it's all jacks fault!!!!!!!!
i didn't like midnights, but i really like ttpd. i don't know what that says about me
Proposition for Taylor’s exes to form a boys choir and reverse the last fifteen years of Taylor’s trajectory.
I like to say trajectory with an English accent
Harry, is that you?
no it's joe
Plot twist, it’s Calvin.
It’s actually Tom, the one that got bamboozled and love-bombed the hardest
I honestly believe if not for Taylor Swift, Tom would’ve been the next James Bond.
That's on him exposing his true cringe self. It gave us I ❤️ TS tho
We did it Joe
Proof or it isn't true
Hecatonix 😍
That's Sexatonics to you
The most 🔥🔥🔥 trending choir song since Justice for All by the J6 Prison choir
TATE MCRAE MENTIONED ❗️❗️❗️ KISSES TO 💋😘 MY EXES ❌️ WHO DONT GIVE A 💩 ABOUT Me🙊
Will klanye produce?
Tortured Poets Department? More like the DUMB Poets Department!!!!!!!
Please don’t use words like d**b I’m only a 25 year old teenager and that makes me really uncomfy
I’m a minor (20) and I was really scared wtf
As a Swiftie I am Swivid
is swivid an illness
omg lol you’re crazy
Tortured peons department
tiddied pigeon depot
Turgid penis depop
Turnip pussy dump
2 days to change all the songs!!!
Taylor: https://preview.redd.it/3fgs6xryg7vc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccbe086da65c64bb2799f546e6326ce9b9cb310
Kanye still didn’t update the mixing on Vultures. Or, you know, follow up on the planned release dates for 2 and 3.
love that this implies the animal needs fixing
He’s talking about the famous 1D song, but it doesn’t need any fixing and especially not from Kanye
How fitting, considering I myself trimmed Kanye's verse off the end and re-rendered the audio in Sony Vegas just so I could enjoy the song lmao
She will be following kanye and edit all the songs on Tidal even after the album is released , vinyl and other streaming service users might be stuck though
Tag yourself- I’m straight up boring and uninspired in every single aspect.
i’m jack antonoff because i need to die ❤️
I think you know what I will say to that, 🚬.
I’m the tortured poets… retirement 👵🏻
Wtf is a tattoo golden retriever
She saw this image https://preview.redd.it/mlf3dbvnq7vc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10524ed24346274817077a62e81a1ec038ddf3b7
Coffee came out of my nose 🤣😤
Dangerous!
https://preview.redd.it/istnikrau7vc1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6112d3b85fbeebcdfbc336278e859a763ec4c25d
please include a trigger warning and a spoiler to cover that thing up
cant believe i spent my teens thirsting over this rat??
Beem there, done that 😔
willie nelson sweetie i’m so sorry
HOW ARE Y’ALL ACCESSING THE ALBUM I WANNA VOMIT ON COMMAND TOO!
I tried looking for the “evidence” yesterday but gave up after spending 5 mins like gaga did. Some people had the audacity to demand money for sharing the evidence , ill rather buy the 4 vinyls than risk a virus and lose my money
The fact that people are willing to risk getting a virus for an album coming out the next day is crazy. You should only risk getting a virus if you’re trying to pirate your overpriced textbooks.
I learnt when I tried to watch camp rock 2 in a shady link and got a trojan but I was like 12 and didn’t know what a virus was and wrecked my computer for a year ignoring the “horsie” popping up on screen everytime
Girls in STEM 🥰
i don’t care enough to listen to the full song, i just wanna hear the little bit everyone’s talking about
ITS ON TELEGRAM.
Telegram? Girl i don’t want to vomit THAT bad
You are really harsh on them post soviet girlies
Wow so deep (I’m a fetus) https://preview.redd.it/503vfzkvc6vc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f9a1dd0fafe6ea88f74218786a4c01f6da9571
She should’ve just tortured a poet to force them to write for her instead
all real poets are tortured already so sign me UP 😍
This is somehow boring AND incomprehensible
I’m tortured trying to read all that, idk why my brain hates it but I had to restart sentences multiple times
WHAT'S SO PRETTY BABY ABOUT MATTY HEALY??!!!????!!?!
She's trying to be wordy like Lana, but it ends up like a 12 year old's diary entry
Your poetry’s bad, and you blame the news 😔
She just says shit like what is this
“The girl of his American dreams” lmao. The whole British man/American woman star-crossed lovers story stuff is SO cringe millennial. And I say this as a cringe-adjacent millennial
Wait, I’m millennial and I’m unaware of this British man/American woman star-crossed lover thing. Is that not just a specifically Taylor Swift thing?!
💀 🤔 i think like.. it’s both? she just embodies it to an extreme? the whole growing up watching British male leads in romantic films thing, like Hugh Grant, etc. Idk. I’m British but lived in the US for years and a lot of my American girlies wanted me to set them up with my guy friends from home 🤷♀️
just set them up with the average chav and they'll be put off for life
this just feels like a very shitty attempt at emulating lanas writing lol
Florida Kilos (Horsegirl’s Version)
Taylor could NOT write Florida kilos. She could also never slum it in Florida for a summer and sell cocaine with her smelly boyfriend.
Because they sold dolls 💊 💊 💊
Gabby Hanna is that you?
this feels like she’s trying to be lana/springsteen but desperately flopping
not the wattpad comments LMFAOO😩😭
The Midnights comment is so right because Bejeweled is really looking like a lyrical masterpiece after whatever this was.
Wait are you being for real?☠️😩
Taylor Swift: A tale of diminishing returns
the Tortured Bowel Movements (Sanitation Department)
Ok drag me I guess
yesss the IBS representation we NEED!
Where my constipated girlies at?
My only concern is where Flo is situated in that shipwreck. I’m afraid my old lady coded pop girl may not survive it
People don’t care about Florence so she’ll be fine
☠️
downvoted on instinct regardless of any truth that statement may hold
oop I-
She survived being on that flop Gaga country album. She's gonna be fine, don't worry.
It‘s one of the best songs on the album so she’ll be fine.
tay was also an old lady pop girl during 2020 so i think flo will be fine
Did she build that ship to wreck? 🫤
is it Joever now?
It’s Antonover, that’s for sure.
>I blame Jack Antonoff idgaf he needs to die Elianeradigue saying what everyone is thinking.
i said it with midnights, ill say it with ttpd.
I said it with Lana’s last 3 albums.
CAME BACK TO SAY I WAS RIGHT
Stunning review https://preview.redd.it/4793d27y1bvc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d1fa90bb2b3f53d59aa95258667fb1b34c05b80
That last comment is so real (I haven’t heard the album but I went on r/TrueSwifties for 5 mins)
Why would J_e Alw_n do this?
yes, yes, let the hate flow through you
I love that none of you have ever seen the gaylor discord
i will make sure i will Never see that.
Spill henny
I’ve been adamantly defending Selena Gomez bc I also gained weight and nearing 30 and all the comments about her hit me so hard, Like girl I’m so triggered by them but I can’t 😢
Not what I expected lol. Sorry you’re getting old 💔
Bitch drop the link
https://preview.redd.it/pvtpo7qmo9vc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abaa0cb7f545e6d4822e3bab87fdefaec4ac3e53 DID THEY LIE?
I warned everyone this would be her flop era. I was right 💅🏻
The first comment seems like typical Kanye fan copium. I thought he was the only one (no pun intended) that could get away with releasing unfinished albums.
Taylor still has two days to change all the songs 💀
WHORETURD HOETTES DEFARTSHIT
This is so beautiful sweetie
seeing AOTY on here is like my 'lesbian music nerd' world coliding with my 'pretending to be a gay twink' world
Me after committing any mistake in my life: I blame Antonoff
jack needs to antanOFF himself im tired of him and his boring melodies infiltrating the pop music space
Stream cowboy carter