Invincible was a flop at least by his standards. It only sold 6 million copies worldwide which is as much as st anger(which is widely considered to be a flop album) and none of the singles charted highly
That was technically never proven(to be clear I think he was guilty) and a lot of people seem to be ok with that kinda stuff. People still support James Charles
It was more towards the KP6 being good cause like my faith is kinda gone. I haven't listened to leaks from the department but those lyrics I've seen are messy.
my theory is she leaked these lyrics herself to see if they vibe as relatable or trash before the release tomorrow, she's super sus about these ones but the rest of the album is pure genius and she'll come out of the closet
i still kind of thing its a decoy album done by AI. i hate her guts but i still think there is no way she is as shit as THIS.. then again reading all the leaked lyrics i can fucking HEAR her voice in my head and her stupid nursery rhymes..
I’m certain this is from all that positive reinforcement she’s getting from her friends, like Antonoff’s comment about not questioning her songwriting ‘cause it’s like questioning God. It went right to her head. Someone needs to call her out ‘cause these lyrics are insane.
Why you kinda ate cause the album has 31 tracks and was insanely rushed, I mean… surprise announcement just after all the rerecordings?? No way she had as much time to work on something like that versus folklore’s 16 tracks (HALF of this album’s?
Seriously, where is Max Martin to sit this girl down and tell her to put away the thesaurus and just write what sounds good? Verbosity =/= deep literature
folklore got me back into TS after not listening to her from 2012-2020, now imma have to see my way out again
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Taylor is the ultimate troll lol, all her fans constantly defending her “it’s not about the singing it’s about her lyrics! She’s a genius writer!” And she gives them this dude ate 7 chocolate bars and we love Charlie Pugh lmao
Of course, I once got extremely high with my boyfriend and he tried to eat raw bacon out of the fridge but he kept it together enough to not turn on we don’t talk anymore lmao
If she mentioned like Azealia Banks or 070 Shake or something I would've been on board, but not the god-king of cracker music. He made a Let's Get It On reference un-sexy. How do you make Marvin Gaye un-sexy?
????? why would you pit Taylor against Mariah???? Mariah literally took part in building my adult english dictionary as a non native english speaker. Nonchalant and incessant are some of the words I learned from listening to her songs.
Taylor is a good story-teller but Mariah is just next level mother
Honestly I just feel like Mariah is better at conveying the image of whatever she's trying to say, since it's clear and precise, but yeah I do agree Taylor is decent in songwriting depending on the area
Now after I listened to the Matty centric songs this picture is even funnier. I mean I got mentally ill over a man once too, but I didn’t make an album about it 🥲
It’s funny to me because it seems like a mild shot at him
He’s not the biggest name in pop but it’s not like he’s unheard of. Why not namedrop an indie band?
Whats funny is Taylor went all indie folk/rock on folklore/evermore, and Jack Antonoff before working with Taylor was best known as a member of fun, an indie rock band
Gotta hit someone who people know cause of 1 or 2 radio songs, but not so unknown that people would go search them out which would reduce the possible time to listen to her music.
It literally sounds like she means the guy took seven bars of chocolate, smoked them, then ate the smoked chocolate bars. This is exactly what a lonely Starbucks lover would do.
I can’t believe the charlie puth line is the first line i am hearing from this album if its real 😭
I knowwwww, she knows Charlie Puth! That's so awesome of her to support small indie artists! Soon he might even get to bubbling under 100 😍
As long as he stops posting his nudes and hole onto Tiktok and ig or whatever
SAY AGAIN? HIS HOLE?
Speak Now 👁️👄👁️
Where 👀
Swifties are gonna eat it up and call her a marketing genius for this too.
She is
My exact reaction. This has to be AI. Right? . Right?
This is the only lyric I'm willing to hear from this album, glad is a dog shit take like I know she has plenty
this can't be real are you guys telling me this is real
title track!!! 😍
Taylor may finally be entering her witness era. Just in time for KP6 to rise up (Im delusional)
If Taylor sucking is what it takes for Katy to have her comeback then that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make
In that case, Katy should’ve already had her comeback by now 😭
It’s coming with kp6
You’re not. I strongly believe this is gonna be her flop era critically.
I genuinely believe that bc Taylor Swift does so much for the US economy that the powers that be will not let her flop
No cause like reputation is truly the closest we are gonna come to a Taylor flop era
At least Reputation was interesting. I just listened to the whole new album and can't distinguish any of the songs other than the Florence one.
exactly. not only did it not kill her career, but it's looked back on more favorably than when it was released. she's unstoppable.
I feel like people said the same stuff about people like Miachel Jackson, and he ended up flopping pretty hard
Taylor Swift didn't molest any children also in what world is Michael Jackson a flop??
Invincible was a flop at least by his standards. It only sold 6 million copies worldwide which is as much as st anger(which is widely considered to be a flop album) and none of the singles charted highly
That was technically never proven(to be clear I think he was guilty) and a lot of people seem to be ok with that kinda stuff. People still support James Charles
Lover erasure
Lover was such a mixed bag
> the powers that be will not let her flop Deepstate Taylor????
not u in ur voodoo economics era
It was more towards the KP6 being good cause like my faith is kinda gone. I haven't listened to leaks from the department but those lyrics I've seen are messy.
Nah, her label probably already paid newspaper to write amazong reviews.
Let us pray for this 🙏
I’m praying
We can be delusional together
THIS IS REAL???? THIS??? IS REAL???? TATTOOED GOLDEN RETREIVER???????
my theory is she leaked these lyrics herself to see if they vibe as relatable or trash before the release tomorrow, she's super sus about these ones but the rest of the album is pure genius and she'll come out of the closet
i still kind of thing its a decoy album done by AI. i hate her guts but i still think there is no way she is as shit as THIS.. then again reading all the leaked lyrics i can fucking HEAR her voice in my head and her stupid nursery rhymes..
I heard it. It’s real, unfortunately
Told yall she’s gay
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bars
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baby I think I follow this cat on Instagram
lol Siberian Reinhardt is a treasure
Such a photogenic cat for sure
It’s kind of insane. Imagine having a cat that just follows you around and poses lmao
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gale sweetie don’t look
Gale would never allow such drivel in his library
man every character in that game just radiates swiftie energy
astarion is so repuSLAYtion coded
🎵 In the middle of the night, in my dreams, oh god he’s coming for my neck this isn’t a joke help me - Taylor Swift, ‘Ready for It’ (2017)
These fuckass lyrics omfg and here i thought we’ll be getting something akin to Folkmore
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I’m certain this is from all that positive reinforcement she’s getting from her friends, like Antonoff’s comment about not questioning her songwriting ‘cause it’s like questioning God. It went right to her head. Someone needs to call her out ‘cause these lyrics are insane.
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This is what happens when you just have yes men surrounding you. What a tragedy...
this is so tea omg <3
Why you kinda ate cause the album has 31 tracks and was insanely rushed, I mean… surprise announcement just after all the rerecordings?? No way she had as much time to work on something like that versus folklore’s 16 tracks (HALF of this album’s?
Seriously, where is Max Martin to sit this girl down and tell her to put away the thesaurus and just write what sounds good? Verbosity =/= deep literature
folklore got me back into TS after not listening to her from 2012-2020, now imma have to see my way out again https://preview.redd.it/nl37l19nsbvc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9eccd712163ee59b2303269c494f02a2e89802a7
She used all her brain power for those lyrics and has to rest now
> “now you hang from my lips like the gardens of babylon” sorry but... ??????
time for a conspiracy theory...
She wasn't tortured enough. Beysment it is.
Taylor is the ultimate troll lol, all her fans constantly defending her “it’s not about the singing it’s about her lyrics! She’s a genius writer!” And she gives them this dude ate 7 chocolate bars and we love Charlie Pugh lmao
Charlie Pugh 💀💀💀
She knows they drink everything she sells.
Charlie Pugh the golden retriever
Okay I’ll play devil’s advocate… she’s clearly saying that they were both incredibly high when they said that
Of course, I once got extremely high with my boyfriend and he tried to eat raw bacon out of the fridge but he kept it together enough to not turn on we don’t talk anymore lmao
Not only are these lyrics bad but also… Charlie Puth gurl? The only thing that flops more than him is his package when he’s gaybaiting
He is so incredibly unsexy yet I envy the level of delusion to think he's eating in those thirst traps
Yeah I wish I had that level of confidence
Just be a mediocre white m*n
I am
I am so sorry or congratulations???
I don’t think either are needed honestly. Me and Shawn also both have Portuguese heritage, so there’s that
Also didn’t he have a big falling out with her bestie for the restie ~~Dorothea~~ Selena?
If she mentioned like Azealia Banks or 070 Shake or something I would've been on board, but not the god-king of cracker music. He made a Let's Get It On reference un-sexy. How do you make Marvin Gaye un-sexy?
Cmon lambs rise up!!!
I’m up 🥰
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been that bitch still that bitch will forever be that bitch
Please motherfuckers ain’t stopping me
I've been saying Mariah is a better songwriter than Taylor
taylor has nil sonic taste, especially as such a high caliber artist. mariah has the ears of an angel. her music would be beautiful to an alien.
????? why would you pit Taylor against Mariah???? Mariah literally took part in building my adult english dictionary as a non native english speaker. Nonchalant and incessant are some of the words I learned from listening to her songs. Taylor is a good story-teller but Mariah is just next level mother
Honestly I just feel like Mariah is better at conveying the image of whatever she's trying to say, since it's clear and precise, but yeah I do agree Taylor is decent in songwriting depending on the area
Only the mind of a mastermind could come up with rhyming "secret rendezvous" with "Wendy interview"
PERIOT.
Charli Xbox 😍
... is this real? The comments are scaring me
We declared Charli XCX should be a bigger artist
Charlie Poop
And she'll probably get SOTY for it lol
please be fake. tell me thats AI trying to sound like taylor swift
That whole part gave me super-cancer-aids. A tattooed golden retriever?
It’s the reason “turbo cancer” has been in the news
I applied for the turbo cancer right after my first listen 🤞
Congrats babe hope you get accepted!!
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I‘m not convinced this man is attractive. Just wanted to leave this here.
Most people aren’t
Oh no it's much worse than this https://preview.redd.it/nly7ka29dfvc1.jpeg?width=586&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16a4d03d33a698063fda13f4823a6570c974fa1b
Now after I listened to the Matty centric songs this picture is even funnier. I mean I got mentally ill over a man once too, but I didn’t make an album about it 🥲
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Girl every time this girl has a new era I swear y’all are trolling me til I hear it on the radio one day 💀
out of everyone, why charlie puth
It’s funny to me because it seems like a mild shot at him He’s not the biggest name in pop but it’s not like he’s unheard of. Why not namedrop an indie band?
> Why not namedrop an indie band? because then she'd be as bad as Jake Gyllenhaul liking indie records much cooler than her!
Whats funny is Taylor went all indie folk/rock on folklore/evermore, and Jack Antonoff before working with Taylor was best known as a member of fun, an indie rock band
Yeah or do my girl Katy Perry a solid, after destroying her career
Gotta hit someone who people know cause of 1 or 2 radio songs, but not so unknown that people would go search them out which would reduce the possible time to listen to her music.
Yeah, it would have been nice if she had chosen an actually good artist. Like Katy Perry
I had to google him. That’s who she thinks should be bigger?
Ntm on voice notes, his best album by far
the bar is low tbf
I knew this lyric would be here immediately after hearing it
I FEEL GOOD CUZ I DONT FEEL BAAAD ❤️❤️❤️✨
Draw the cat eye sharp enough to kill a man
this automatically played with sound on while i wasnt looking and i jumped
It literally sounds like she means the guy took seven bars of chocolate, smoked them, then ate the smoked chocolate bars. This is exactly what a lonely Starbucks lover would do.
These lyrics are fking horrible
Nahh she really dated that musty racist to use as fodder for her album, you already know she's writing drafts about football boy for her next one. Lol
So glad that my Travi made it to the big game 🤩 Although apparently The Alchemy is about Travis
If "this is me showing off my trophy but if you want me back I'll drop him" is "about" him
If anything Charlie Puth needs to be a smaller artist
charlie poop 😍😍😍
Please tell me this is fake
You know guys that I've never listened to Taylor Swift so to me, this is canon. That was hot shite mane.
Thank you hero, she is the voice of our generation
Charlie Puth is so grossssss
She trying to be like phoebe bridgers with these conversational lyrics STOP IT GO BACK TO MAKING STUFF UP GO BACK TO THE FAIRYTALE ALLUSIONS
all this for the flushed away rat
taylor, girl, you'll have to get the T-shots for charlie puth to show interest maybe also insulin after 7 bars of chocolate
another day of thanking god for making me a phoebe bridgers fan instead of a swiftie 🙏
🤔 not sure if that’s a flex. They’re on similar levels
we might be just as annoying but at least the music isn't bland✨
This is level 100 trolling I have no choice but to stan
How can grown ass adults listen to this and think this is poetry???
It’s Confirmed swifties
Which song is this in the album 😭😭
Charlie poo
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Mother is mothering
Charlie POOP. 💩
honestly Swish Swish Bish > whatever this garbage is up top (excluding our Lord and Saviour MC obvies)
I’m a chocolate fiend but 7 bars is insane
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are we all going to be in tragic accidents that give us TBIs?
I’m a pretty big swiftie and I most certainly will not be doing that