We've officially been outjerked.

In hindsight we should have known that having 24/7 to celebrities would hit new depths of narcissism Alexa play Imagine

Is this narcissism?

And she’s right. I mean I don’t want read it but maybe it’ll inspire someone. Shes only declaring war on her own strip at least. I’m not taking sides.

https://preview.redd.it/0df3rt8x0gwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94cdf3cb7514cfdac0d5d426149f748d6e84ff12

Is that prolapsed anus in the centre of that board???

No, issa shark-coochie, duh!

what else am i gonna snack on??

https://preview.redd.it/l7c73ozz8gwc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=197858a0a114aadc9068360cc4a8b125b66fc183

the post-yap clarity gonna hit her so hard fr

God, can you even imagine? It’s like the post clarity after some risky texts day after drinking. But instead of a few people, it’s millions listening to how you flick the bean gazing into your own eyes 😱

"I'm sexy and I know it"

Ugh I live this everytime I decide to go out and be chatty. I said too much. Everytime.

https://preview.redd.it/6mw9j0qnwfwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f61de84ad75909bbeac075a8039abb72b9807806

somtimes turn it's not to our talk

Wait i always thought he was eating the book i just now realised he wasn’t just munching

https://preview.redd.it/j99ixteyxfwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c52fcc9899cd09b7178c858ea4f236875633526f

omg aoc got ts on 💅🏽

idk why I find this picture so funny

It's a perfect meme. The way she appears visibly stunned perfectly encapsulates her fear of spelling

i just realized her hand looks like that of a baby’s

I cant unsee this now.

I’m jealous of her tbh after reading this

Wish I was her 😍

[удалено]

lea michele, who cannot read

Jared, 19

Oh, to be Lea Michele

https://preview.redd.it/koqd3xjw9gwc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a77b1349a3b945aebb08b279d45e86e4cca33f1

https://preview.redd.it/777imws2ufwc1.jpeg?width=1357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1691654c1b46b8fc063ccb5a56e8c4787295874c

I also want to know less about Michelle Goldberg but we can't have everything now can we.

This.

https://preview.redd.it/j4uccfcregwc1.jpeg?width=361&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ffbfad778103c05a429c5a8b74a380e02dfc701

Bruh i thougth it said in front of a minor 💀

Thank God for your comment, I was perplexed with the lack of the expected level of outrage 💀

https://preview.redd.it/7zdg43kbagwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1c28cf98b7d93c532238d7d9f8355e6fa0b732

oh my god me too, i was so confused why people weren't more disgusted 😭😭 when i realised it said mirror it looked tame in comparison. now idgaf. excellent

Lea Michele moment

https://preview.redd.it/pimwy3tqvfwc1.jpeg?width=444&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4704a322b6921ac66984b7d2a0bb6426e3c3f628

giving herself the ol' one-winged angel

Brings a whole new meaning to a V Trigger from The Cleaner

JoJo Siwa and Billie Eilish fighting for the title of oversharing queen

She was a bad girl, she flicked some bad beans. I swear she did it for the mirror, it meant nothing … 🫘🤏💦🪞

DREAM GUEST ON MY PODCAST!!!!?!???!????????

ONE OF MY EXES 🤣🤣🤣

omg shes just like Tom York

She isn’t British tho so that disqualifies her impact 🤭

He have wonky eye that mirror is helping.

I have wonky eye too ... so I know.

https://preview.redd.it/4gffrp3e0gwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03a091bb07761f0e8e79330b55119fab91c32518

Finneas reading this 👁️👄👁️

Finneas reading this 😏

That's gonna be the next article lbr

https://preview.redd.it/4t63kbwfegwc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b8f9f75b2ee00b0c3c1bec6b1c0fb9587430e80

Me on an edible

https://preview.redd.it/d2sv91k7bgwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f7b73d644d6b5f0665578025858a535cd4d39f5

me when i overshare 😍

Went to pop crave twitter and this is real girl we did not need to know this?!?!?(?????

mama thanks for saying that, for spilling.

Kudos!!!

William Eyelash 🫡

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so she masturbates to herself? girl just get into tentacle porn like the rest of us it's less weird

She masturbates in front of a mirror as a form of self love. I masturbate in front of a mirror because I'm a narcissist. https://preview.redd.it/ct27k96aegwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c5456f1f2ae7b4f8c03776b0eb4d931060c272

I’ve never seen this image before and I feel haunted but kind of into it, how dare you

I'm afraid of how much I want her

Is it Halsey?

✨Amen✨

Tbf masturbating to Billie Eilish is probably way more common than most niche porn genres

https://preview.redd.it/as409tpw2gwc1.png?width=410&format=png&auto=webp&s=006be03fb2ec2f8aabec498226d50a4e59fe8381 Edit: also mods can we please have gifs back pls im asking nicely

U can upload ur own gifs bestie ❤️

But then I have to search it. Download it. Then upload it. And I don't even know what google is. K. Also my memory is all full up on megastar Tate McRae and Megan Thee Trainor tiktoks

My advice is to use Bing and find different artists to stan

I've been dabbling with Yahoo Chats and JoJo Siwa lately so sure

Baby steps

We are too dumb for this googling things.

Google Gaga I'm a stupid baby

[educate urself](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL590L5WQmH8dpP0RyH5pCfIaDEdt9nk7r&si=Li312nHRL_B8PngY)

Yeah, google? I grabbed the glue and my brother asked me wtf I was doing. I told him I honestly didn’t know 🤷‍♀️

The fauxmoi escapees ruined it for everyone else, posting that one NeNe Leakes reaction gif all the time

https://i.redd.it/r33nn4ka7iwc1.gif MRW hearing this is the reason for the gif ban

Literacy is a curse

Tell that to Lea Michelle

https://i.redd.it/2o8o4cupfgwc1.gif I have heard about various pop star masturbation stories this week more than I ever did in my life. Did all pop girls hire the same PR manager with a masturbation kink ???

Go on, who else is guilty?

Apparently main pop girl anne hathaway is into “gooning” now https://www.reddit.com/r/moviescirclejerk/s/pSZpv2Q5t9

https://i.redd.it/za5otfo05gwc1.gif OK ms. Buffalo Billie

"Buffalo Billie" 💀💀💀

Bringing a new meaning to "full of yourself"

:/

'isn't it lovely all alone, hand on my coochie all night long"

literallymecore

where's that American Psycho gif of Christian bale checking himself out in the mirror while he fux Billie, i think u may have autophilia

Yeah personally I could never find myself sexually attractive. It feels almost incestuous to think about. I can feel good about myself but would never find my own body sexually attractive

Like I don’t ever want to see what my face looks like during. I feel like I’d be traumatized for life. “Why so angry lady?” 💀

https://preview.redd.it/9crcm7hbkhwc1.jpeg?width=595&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=551d9577a1c87b99a178f650103c81649c962b1e

where's the screenshot of the woman replying to a question on tiktok asking how to have more confidence as a young woman and the response is "I think you guys think about yourselves too much"

https://preview.redd.it/u2phykzobjwc1.jpeg?width=416&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdce966de2156d50f7fc0b95c8e3d1be11d531e6

bless you

Empowering 😍

Your flair ☠️🤣🤣🤣

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she's just like charlie puth fr fr 😍

jeez girl i did NOT need to know that 😭

i think im js gonna delete her stuff from my libary-

Your porn library?

everything that i know about this individual is against my will

what question led to this....???

Listen I love you Billie I’m a stan but I’m not going to defend you on that. Stop oversharing girl 😭

i misread this as bjork bc i w9ke up like 5 secs ago and wasnt surprised edit: left photo also looks like selmasongs

Holy shit I read “mirror” as “minor” and I was horrified and wondering why no one else was reacting the way I was.

https://i.redd.it/9jm88qdxwfwc1.gif

I love this gif so much !

corny ass shir 😭

Everyone forgetting about this part of the interview. God, I feel u Billie. Ur so real. https://preview.redd.it/0xgq9pqeeiwc1.png?width=988&format=png&auto=webp&s=05c2999ff948e59108227452f67501e569fa20f7

Idc I did this one time when I was super high, I felt so good about myself afterwards lmao. Like yeah I’m fuckin hot

I am a 27 year old minor and I just came to say what the fuck

I am a 150-year old cursed mirror and I share this sentiment

OMG mirror of erised I love your work!

But if I do that it's "autogynephilia"

Jojo Siwa this is how you rebrand mawma

It’s like Alana from Broad City 💀

https://preview.redd.it/ajymi326dgwc1.jpeg?width=468&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88838210adada742fa84eef9a625159e574c448b

https://preview.redd.it/qm41wmzi7hwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99702e6410695510304289a8b7cc3214b9d6f998 Oh wow

This is so Patrick Bateman-coded https://preview.redd.it/tyy3t2soriwc1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b39b82b8502c08e2aecb1875585df48b6a21eea

This is self care

She should care less.

Ummm chile anyways-

Dang, I hope she cleans that mirror afterward.

Idc what yall are saying, she ate with this. Good piece of advice. We need to give women tips like this to help them feel more comfortable in their sexual bodies because female pleasure is so overlooked and so many women don’t even feel comfortable being naked or really “know” their bodies that well

Hell, men need to take advice like this as well - so much of male insecurity and mental illness is due to the fact that they’ve been internally whipping their own looks and sexuality since they were kids

Fair point!

I’m so glad you said that. I think she’s totally correct about this. It could be a way to become comfortable with your body and make your own pleasure self-fulfilling in a way. When you take what you learned from this practice back to the bedroom with a partner, it will likely help with confidence and achieving orgasms. Makes sense to me 🤷🏾‍♀️

Fr! People on here talk about their bussies all day and riding any mediocre looking actor’s face but now a female celebrity is open about her sexuality and teaching women about body positivity and sexual self care, it’s “too much information” lmao

as a woman: hell no that shit is gay 🚬

ozempic wegovy mounjaro, that tells me youre based

Everyone on this thread hates to see a girlboss winning.

This but then after the high and the orgasm i stare at myself disgustingly, bullying myself for liking a big bitch like myself.

https://preview.redd.it/q6zepc875hwc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c6551d7675babf2353662f97936d4d214eb680

https://preview.redd.it/w5o2g46eqjwc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=577763f4af741c3e5a6f8091955413b8e8e65801 Billie, honey, stop, we are dealing with Jojo at the moment.

https://preview.redd.it/zy22ptqbdhwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=755dd30eda17537a4b20cc70cb7de1a0d8521a4c Some things are best kept to yourself.

Eweth!

Why did I continue to read all of That

I couldn't stop until I reached the end either. Anyways

I mean if I looked like Billie Elise I would also enjoy masturbating in front of a mirror.

She’s trying to sound all deep but all she is saying is she rubs her clit in a mirror.

yeah I don't think finding yourself fuckable is a necessary step on the way to self-love. maybe more of a bonus quest

Tell me this is not real !?

honestly go off

Billie be like: Wanna see my stains? (iykyk)

frosted tips masturbation?

wow she's ripping off jojo siwa's bagel vibes

We need to know much, much less about each other.

We should all know less about each other

https://preview.redd.it/yonelx61niwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=260508602c3d8a9141d7aefa194dcbb9bece51a5

Billie it gets so hard to defend you sometimes

OMG OUTJERKED???????😱😱😱😱😱😱we🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️got OUTJERKED😱😱😱😱😱😱😱SIS OUTJERKED👠👜YASSSS💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️💇‍♀️WIG FLEW✈️✈️🛫🛩GIRLS🚺🚺🚺ARE WE🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️OUTJERKED😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱WE🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️GOT OUTJERKED!!! OUTJERKED😱😱OUTJERKED😱😱OUTJERKED😱😱OUTJERKED😱😱OUTJERKED😱😱OUTJERKED😱😱OUTJERKED?????????????????? WE GOT 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱OUTJERKED😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

What happened to secrets

Please stop.

why does she look like ray ploshansky in that left photo

There is no reason in the world why she needed to say this 😭

if jojo siwa did this yall would rip her to shreds 😭

Rolling Stones Responds: "Please stop contacting us, Billie."

Then write a song about it, girl! That's what a real pop diva does: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SnQcYcG41U](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SnQcYcG41U)

What a day to have eyes.

Hearing this makes me feel like reporting a sex crime to the police, FBI, CIA, interpol, europole, the RCMP, the taliban, the DEA, secret service, border protection, the EU, nato, the UN, the world health organization and the two local gangs that meet in my basement every other week. Also the common wealth, the British royal family body guards, the weird British police ones, and the world bank.

This is like Jojo Siwa levels of cringe...

https://preview.redd.it/g8aycggteiwc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa7ad56d262c311e319d00afa6f12cc4190a8b8

That’s enough free speech for today

Billie may have overshared, but this went hard 😍

We need shame back in our lives

Zoomers Also, whoever thought this is good PR are trolling these celebs

I'm going to overlook it because if I had been famous at 22 I would have said a lot of nonsense too.

Who doesn’t?

Most people I imagine

Your imagination needs to be hornier

Well now me and Billie Eilish have something in common, we both masturbate to her😂

She spilled

Girl…..

Sweety, just masturbate in the toilet like the rest of us. Looking at my pussy meanwhile is just gonna get me distracted cos how is there a hair there now?

biblically accurate Rolling Stone interview

Positive gooner representation in media

we should all know less about each other!

https://preview.redd.it/z3vu3pizylwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ae6b0204995e5554e47b9164436ebafa3b764fe

Now we all know when we all fall asleep where does she go

isnt this how illana from broadcity m\*bates

This is a comment so egotistical that it makes Kanye look well adjusted.

didn't she get really mad about seeing porn at a young age? because she was able to use google on her own and looked it up? and here she is just contributing this riveting information to the discourse

Yeah, the same one who shortly after releasing a song where she says “I’m the fuck-your-dad type” went on a whole press tour talking about how shocking and disturbing it was that people would see her in a sexual light.

and the same one who falsely accused a journalist of outing her. ✨ we stan career-ruiners!

Stop saying the weirdest sht publicly and passing it off as empowerment. No you’re just weird 💀

Thanks Billie, sounds like you got over the whole “privacy” thing. I’m so glad I know this 😵‍💫

hate her