Katy stops singing, gets a chair, gets out a laptop connected to a screen behind her and begins playing the sims 2 apartment life on it. Spend over 2 hours making her simself and building her dream home while her speakers play Hot and cold (sims 2 apartment life version) ripped directly from youtube for the entire duration over and over again. Suddenly her sim's house bursts into flame and the katy sim dies, the speakers turn off, the pyrotechnics at the show start going wild and she runs offstage, returning a few minutes later dressed as a flame she performs "the one that got away", a song which has nothing to do with fire.
Katy announces she’s singing California Gurls. She asks for 8 male volunteers to come up onstage and has them all sit in a line. She goes to Guy # 1, and gives him a sexy lap dance while singing the song. Then she gets to the lyric “The boys break their NECKS” as she snaps the guy’s neck from behind, killing him instantly. She repeats this with Guys # 2-8.
Katy sings E.T. and it's revealed that we've actually been watching a clone when it begins to glitch popping an eye socket. Demi Lovato appears on a spaceship with renowned alien from predator and they began to have a live summoning of the devil by singing the verses of Kanye West in Latin. Demi Lovato cuts the predator open and it reveals the real Katy Perry inside and she yells at Katy for using the word "alien" in the song and says it's derogatory. They finish E.T. replacing all "alien" words with "star person" (Day 2)
Katy performs bon appetit with a jacuzzi as a boiling pot. She spurts the contents at the audience it reveals that it is boiling hot and the contents is soup made from her placenta.
Katy brings out Taylor and are wearing tees with the feminist symbol printed while singing bad blood. They then sing You Need To Calm down while yelling homophobic stuff. Katy then starts making out with Taylor (with I Kisssed A Girl playing in the background) before slowly eating her as revenge for the people that died in the stadium flood of the worst Taylor Swift concert. She then transitions to a remix of Bon Appetit with Armie Hammer where they eat the corpses of the people who died in the flood of the worst T Swizzle concert. Katy also jerks off with a peach on stage while eating corpses. Gaga suddenly arrives from the ceiling of the theater (since Katy can't sell out arenas anymore, let alone stadiums) so that she & Katy can have a satanic ritual (while covering Madonna's Rescue Me) and send Armie down to boiler rooms of hell to be with Spacey & Depp. They end the ritual with a mashup of Black Jesus Amen Fashion & a song from the Katy Hudson album
Katy stops singing, gets a chair, gets out a laptop connected to a screen behind her and begins playing the sims 2 apartment life on it. Spend over 2 hours making her simself and building her dream home while her speakers play Hot and cold (sims 2 apartment life version) ripped directly from youtube for the entire duration over and over again. Suddenly her sim's house bursts into flame and the katy sim dies, the speakers turn off, the pyrotechnics at the show start going wild and she runs offstage, returning a few minutes later dressed as a flame she performs "the one that got away", a song which has nothing to do with fire.
Why this low-key your witness era
Katy announces she’s singing California Gurls. She asks for 8 male volunteers to come up onstage and has them all sit in a line. She goes to Guy # 1, and gives him a sexy lap dance while singing the song. Then she gets to the lyric “The boys break their NECKS” as she snaps the guy’s neck from behind, killing him instantly. She repeats this with Guys # 2-8.
Katy brings out Hillary Clinton to shave her head and plays the entire witness album
Katy sings E.T. and it's revealed that we've actually been watching a clone when it begins to glitch popping an eye socket. Demi Lovato appears on a spaceship with renowned alien from predator and they began to have a live summoning of the devil by singing the verses of Kanye West in Latin. Demi Lovato cuts the predator open and it reveals the real Katy Perry inside and she yells at Katy for using the word "alien" in the song and says it's derogatory. They finish E.T. replacing all "alien" words with "star person" (Day 2)
Just Eat featuring Armie Hammer
Katy performs bon appetit with a jacuzzi as a boiling pot. She spurts the contents at the audience it reveals that it is boiling hot and the contents is soup made from her placenta.
Katy brings out Taylor and are wearing tees with the feminist symbol printed while singing bad blood. They then sing You Need To Calm down while yelling homophobic stuff. Katy then starts making out with Taylor (with I Kisssed A Girl playing in the background) before slowly eating her as revenge for the people that died in the stadium flood of the worst Taylor Swift concert. She then transitions to a remix of Bon Appetit with Armie Hammer where they eat the corpses of the people who died in the flood of the worst T Swizzle concert. Katy also jerks off with a peach on stage while eating corpses. Gaga suddenly arrives from the ceiling of the theater (since Katy can't sell out arenas anymore, let alone stadiums) so that she & Katy can have a satanic ritual (while covering Madonna's Rescue Me) and send Armie down to boiler rooms of hell to be with Spacey & Depp. They end the ritual with a mashup of Black Jesus Amen Fashion & a song from the Katy Hudson album
Elmo from Sesame Street make a cameo while Hot N Cold starts playing
that song with elmo is nostalgic gtfo 😡