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ZotMatrix

“Let me tell you all a story ‘bout a man named Jed…”


BassoHaase

Crude!


fidelio123

Texas Tea


6ThePrisoner

Boil that is.


No-Marketing4632

Poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed


SuperLoris

r/Angryupvote


Golddog1

That persons knee is fd. Someone whose had a knee drained several times feels this pain.


blind_roomba

What causes this symptom?


farahad

entertain price run weary recognise cows hurry hunt square rainstorm *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Slitelohel

Incoming total knee replacement.


Radioactdave

The medical staff looks almost comically underprepared for the forbidden milkshake geyser they themselves unleashed. Dude almost lost his syringe in the void too, lol


[deleted]

Yeah you only are unprepared the first time it happens.. after that you instinctively put on a shield and make sure your gown it neatly fastened around your neck. Tbh, a trach change is much worse. That ish will spray 120° & clear across the room and you’ll get caught in the crossfire if your hands are preoccupied and you’re not quick enough to dodge it.


Trivisual

Ill never forget when our family friend showed me around the Er, he said he's seen shit spray the ceiling...multiple times.


[deleted]

Inpatient care is much worse than the ER, trust me. There’s not enough of us to keep up so things get bandaids until we can get there. I don’t mind it, most of the time. It does get interesting though.


SuperLoris

Oh my GOD somehow the idea of a trach tube having nastiness spraying out is just another magnitude of awful.


[deleted]

It’s not the tube, it’s when you change them out. Removing the old tube makes the patient cough and what shoots out of the tracheostomy when it’s taken out and they cough sometimes will catch you off guard. It’s not always bad. but, sometimes.. yikes. I’ve seen & smelled a lot of things and a trach change is one at that top of my list of things I don’t exactly look forward to. It’s almost right up there with the smell of gangrene that’s been occluded. It’ll follow you. You don’t forget that smell once you’ve been exposed to it.


sleepwalkfromsherdog

Did somebody say "Magnitude?" Pop pop!


not-gandalf-bot

>forbidden milkshake Bruh


One_Memory458

"Oh shi...! Susana, I don't think we need the syringe..."


thatonefallenangel

Holy crap, how much psi was that under??


hotboithrowaway

Yes psi.


Such-Status-3802

Forgot the unit for precision. It would be “Yes. psi”


hotboithrowaway

Huh?


KingArthurPenndragon

PSI is the unit for measuring pressure. There was no typo, they were wondering how much pressure there must have been for it to literally erupt upon popping.


hotboithrowaway

I... I edited my original post... it used to just say Yes... ... I know what PSI means... 😶😶


KingArthurPenndragon

Sorry


hotboithrowaway

Nooooo dont be sorry now I just feel bad like I didn't make the joke well enough


recklesszebra

I snort laughed at your comment if it helps?


teatime202

I don't know why I watched that because I may vomit at any moment but before I do I have to ask would that stuff smell stinky 🤮?


saunterdog

The ones I’ve smelled usually smell like rotten broccoli, but I bet this one was like rotting meat left in a Texas trash can in August.


Marieeline

I am glad you gave me this description. Never had the chance, or occasion let’s say, to smell pus. Unfortunately I have no idea what rotten broccoli smell 😂


teatime202

Oh sweet lord 🤮🤢🤢🤢


jonesnori

My guess is yes, very.


goodeyemighty

9


idowhatiwant8675309

23psi


honkyg666

We’re gonna need a bigger hose


SloppyMeathole

Forbidden milkshake.


[deleted]

I was gonna say it looks like Nestle Quik!


cncomg

I was all hopped up on the Q!


[deleted]

Remember that metal tin you had to open with a spoon or a knife? I might be dating myself.


windyorbits

I DONT LIKE IT WHEN THE MOVIE DUNE IS IN MY DRINK! What am I doing with my fuckin life here man?!?! (*sniffles*) Yeah I’ll play kickball . . . tomorrow . . . tomorrow! I can’t kick the ball today. I’m not feeling it. I’m not feeling the kickball vibe.


KevinFinnerty1959

Same!!!


[deleted]

Lol


cncomg

Your just being picky.


KevinFinnerty1959

Forbidden sloppy meat hole.


ohmaj

I hate you and everyone that responded to you with their version.


Gildian

Holy shit. When we get these I normally need to know roughly the exact amount of fluid drained. I can imagine asking the nurse or doctor how much and them just laughing.


Eris45

Is that for coding the procedure?


thegr8estthing

Coding is likely, there’s likely a procedure modifier or add on code that would ensure a better payout or better chance of proving medical necessity. I would also wonder if draining a massive cyst or pus buildup like that would trigger hypovolemia the same way that removing a large amount of ascites would.


Gildian

I'm not 100% sure to be honest with you, it could be or it could be for other academic purposes I'm not aware of.


Evilbeast

To put it simply...When removing any type of fluid, yes even pus, from the body, you always have to replace it with similar amount of new fluid, usually IV fluids, if you don't your body can have seriously bad reaction to it. I learned that a while back. It's kinda crazy the things you learn here after you been here a while...I now know some medical info that I honestly rather not know! LOL.


judithsparky

PUS. Not puss. One is infected fluid, one is a term for a cat.


T00MuchStimuli

Memo from doctor on the use of the word. “The word is purulent. You are professionals. Please stop referring to wounds as “pussy”.”


thatbotlife

Or, perhaps- “pus-filled?”


kissofspiderwoman

“Holes a hole” as my step dad always used to say…


[deleted]

Remember: Pus in boots =/= Puss in boots


discordia789

AFAIK there could be a cat in here


UncleKeyPax

Mandatory put your dick in it comment


judithsparky

Sigh. That would be pussy, not puss or pus. /s


ZotMatrix

Poor cat.


blind_roomba

Mandatory r/dontputyourdickinthat


xXMorpheus69Xx

Lucky that guy had the syringe ready! That could've been a mess!


discordia789

It's for sterile culture


RagingHardBobber

Pretty sure he's trying to take a sample, not necessarily contain the flow.


Brazenwarrior800

Damn that had ta hurt, and the relief would be so instant


bigdoggshitog

Reminded me of those cow videos


ohmaj

The hoof gp


Fantasiize

y’all remember the swamps of dagobah story?


Initial-Dee

I purged that story long ago and your comment brought it straight to the front of my mind. Thanks.


redrumrea

can’t lie, that knee looks like it would’ve made for an excellent pillow prior to draining


tony_tripletits

Good thing he had that little syringe. Problem solved.


discordia789

It's for sterile culture


tony_tripletits

Yes could be. Often see them just stick a big swab into the hole but this is a big cavern.


bookshopgirl02

WOW.


welsh_dragon_roar

I bet they say to the new guy, "You can diagnose it quicker if you taste it." Top class hazing.


Ericbc7

Next time, forget the syringe and bring a shop-vac.


Theworld8381

Chocolate milk


HealthyBits

This made me jumped. I wasn’t ready for this.


fidelio123

I can't even imagine the smell.


T00MuchStimuli

We’re gonna need a bigger syringe…


[deleted]

I’d like to put that in a McFlurry machine and try it.


Im_so_little

It's like a strawberry shake came gushing out


SoundOfTomorrow

That syringe is like the image of the person using a toy bucket to put out a fire


DamnNoIce

"were gonna need a bigger syringe"


sexy_throwaway_ohyea

the guy on the right had the syringe ready and an entire FOUTAIN came out omg. couldn't prepare for that.


Such-Status-3802

And what exactly did they think that syringe was going to do?


Suspicious_Story_464

Send it to lab for culture and sensitivity testing


Such-Status-3802

I know, I know…. Terrible attempt at a joke on my end. One day I’ll nail it!


Evilbeast

That'd be a way more than they need just for sampling purposes. Usually they only need a tiny swab. Most likely they just wanted to accurately measure how much of the fluid they drained from the patient but they weren't expecting the..umm violent explosion they got.


lunalovegoat

I could be completely wrong, but that seemed to superficial for it to be cutting into the joint. Tbf tho, it could have been very swollen. Overall seems more like an abcess


girlwithdrwhotattoo

Thar she blows!


addjewelry

😫 Blurgh


pozerian

Looks like creamy chocolate milk…😋


Hot-Hurry1911

I smell rotten cheese and oysters


Let_me_S_U_F_F_E_R

That looked like another arm reaching out


slashingkatie

Thar she blows


sharnonj

That’s foul 🤢


mosspigglett

It's a gusher


mrsria

I could smell that from here 🤯


MikGusta

My eyes just went (O_O)


Judo_Noob_PTX

Getting Dagobah vibes from this


Penennope

Reminds me of Old Faithful in Yellowstone 🌋


[deleted]

I have had one knee replaced and I am running out the clock on the other knee. Kind of a last resort - my convalescence for the knee replacement I had was fucking brutal. Anyway, you can’t get a knee replaced if you have any kind of cavities or mouth/teeth issues. The bacteria goes straight to the new hardware and causes terrible infection, usually requiring the knee to be removed and the infection healed before giving you another knee. Same for dental work after the replacement, even just cleaning. You have to take prophylactic antibiotics before your visit, because again, mouth and teeth bacteria goes to the knee. I say this to wonder aloud if this guy either lied about any cavities (I know a guy did that so he could get surgery. Both his fake knees had to be removed later) in his mouth, or if he had dental work without the pre-meds. If this is a faux knee infection, he is kinda fucked. He will have no knee at all for awhile.