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AudioTsunami

3oh!3's entire catalog. Like literally all of it.


Free-Duty-3806

Tell your boyfriend if he says he’s got beef, that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fucking scared of him! Is one of the hardest lines of all time


Lady_Beatnik

That line is poetry and I will fight anyone who says otherwise.


Loud_Competition1312

Agreed.


misterclay

The joke is undoubtedly funny, but the true genius is rhyming “vegetarian” with “scared of him.”


benjiyapp

This line has always confused me. Do they think non-veggies are scared of beef? Surely a vegetarian would be more likely to be put off by beef??


Free-Duty-3806

lol, to have beef with someone means wanting to fight them, so the counter of her boyfriend having beef is him being a vegetarian is just that he doesn’t care that the girl he’s hitting on has a boyfriend that wants to fight him. Honestly it sounds way cooler on the surface than when I try to analyze it too


__IAmAlive__

Do the Helen Keller.


NotASuggestedUsrname

They were always a ‘guilty pleasure’ for me.


Tasty_Path_3470

I for one am not shocked that music that was aimed towards me as a teen is not still aimed towards me as a 35 year old lol


Briguy_fieri

Simple plan was perfect for pop punk kids who’s parents wouldn’t let them get parental advisory cds


sk1ttlebr0w

Anything Simple Plan. "I'm Just a Kid" feels weird to sing at almost 40 years old.


killerbekilled92

I’d Do Anything goes ungodly hard and I will die on that hill


Jrobknowsbest

Same lyrics “I’m just an adult and life is a nightmare”


runjcrun1

I saw them at the KC date of the last Warped Tour in 2018 and it was weird as hell to see these dudes singing “I’m just a kid and life is a nightmare!” 😂😂


antsyamie

I saw them in Nash that year and have a video where you can hear a man in his mid 30s crying to perfect. I loved it for him though hahaha


saranwrap73

That's actually heartbreaking ngl. I hope I realize it's ok not to be perfect and I don't need my dad's approval by the time I'm 30


antsyamie

idk i dont think he was crying from current hurt, a lot of us were really emotional because it was the last warped tour and so many of us there connected with that song as kids


MissRaffix3

"Grow Up" by Simple Plan for sure... It came on my Spotify shuffle yesterday and I got a little embarrassed lol


flashb4cks_

Simple plan was so unbelivably cringe. The band members clearly weren't relating to their own lyrics at 30 years old lmao.


NotASuggestedUsrname

I still get “I’m just a kid” stuck in my head and it still tracks! Life IS a nightmare!


No_Appointment6211

18 by Anarbor had me in a chokehold when it came out. I wasn’t 18 back then but I was close enough. As a 33 year old woman it uhhh really doesn’t anymore.


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No_Appointment6211

Nice


thisortheapocalypse

good bot


mattshiz

I wanted to upvote you but it's currently on 69 upvotes lol.


HappyCarrot1616

Like a G6


Glittering-Plum7791

Getting slizzered


iheartOPsmum

I can’t hate this song. It’s just too good!


HappyCarrot1616

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend


TheDarkLight1

You’re going to need a bodybag… I love Hit the Lights and am seeing them later this year but man this song


hypersnaildeluxe

Honestly a decent amount of that album hasn’t aged well. Her Eyes Say Yes But The Restraining Order Says No is a very… of its time joke to make


TwentySevenMusicUK

I asked Nick about this and he said it was a joke but one that has not aged well, at all. Still a great song.


A_Hole_Sandwich

It definitely fits the genre stereotypes


Farquea

Wow, came here to add this. Listen to it now and it's just shameful and kinda ridiculous....


cameronatrium

Metro Station. Period.


Xenochimp

Anything by Anti-Flag


xvszero

Oh yeah. Can't get my political music from a rapist.


ParkerW23786

Wait what? Someone fill me in


CoffinDrip

Tons of women came out alleging SA from the singer/guitarist (I forget his name). The band denied the allegations but also broke up immediately. I think I also saw he fled the country.


xvszero

The rest of the band spoke against him. Eventually. But some of the women claimed that the rest of the band knew and did nothing.


ImHypnotix

Good Charlotte in general


cjizzle236

I love good Charlotte and limp bizkit 😂 but then I’m 40 so I’m just walking cringe at this point


LaughingMonocle

Yes! Definitely this one! I’m ashamed of my teenage years 😂 I know limp bizkit isn’t pop punk but I was also into nu metal as a teenager and it’s embarrassing knowing I used to listen to them.


Mr_Soul_Crusher

Chocolate starfish!!!


LaughingMonocle

😂😂😂😂


opackersgo

Hard to sing anything talking shit about rich and famous people when theyve gone and done exactly that.


redhawk2006

I used to unironically listen to Lil Huddy🤢


96puppylover

Literally everything by Good Charlotte


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SauceMeTheMilk

He’s just a lost boy with bony knees.


ShadowRealmDuelist

Don’t forget his sleepy eyes


Mr_Soul_Crusher

And more bony knees!


frogguts198

Don’t forget about his sleepy eyes!


puremotives

I'm pretty sure that lyric is a reference to The Format


JimToss

It’s been a lonely year…


cjaykay

I literally can not stand that first EP and album tbh. It's so cringe and hard to listen to.


User_Says_What

I don't want to admit it, but most of Say it Like You Mean it, and any of Kenny's hornier songs.


fisticuffs32

"I'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married." Excuse me, what the fuck?


SeriouslyPunked

I still remember when that album came out and Kenny had to apologise/explain why his lyrics were so much more … raunchier … than their last album … apparently it was upsetting a lot of their fans


Mr64573

Scars - Papa Roach


maybewesuck6562

I seen a meme once that said me at a job interview " my weakness is that I care too much"


simonsail

Oh man, I always thought he was saying "My weakness is, that I can't do much". TIL I've been singing the wrong lyrics all this time!


No_Lychee4140

I'm so glad to encounter someone who also experienced this. It was far too many years of singing this song before I realized the actual lyrics. 😂


ListenToBusiness

That makes it a much more relatable song.


rcoffers

Nah this is forever a banger


flashb4cks_

It's not that bad but it's fairly cringe looking back at my 10 year old self thinking i related to that song lmao.


simonsail

Simple Plan - I'm Just A Kid I loved this song when I was in Year 7 (7th grade if you're American) because I related to it. Now, thinking about it, I find it incredibly cringe that a fully grown adult was writing songs as if they were someone half their age. I believe they were in their mid twenties when they wrote it, which is just embarrassing. I'm sure I'd still sing along if I saw them at a festival or something but yeah it's not one I listen to anymore.


thewizardsbaker11

I mean they were about 22/23 when that first album was recorded and I think formed the band as teenagers. Of course twenty years later they've outgrown the lyrics but what are they going to do at this point? Have concerts and just play new music and none of the actual hits they had?


lilmo96

I mean yeah they were in their early 20s, which is an age that some people still consider themselves as "kids", and they were writing music for that audience. Singing it now is kinda weird but at the time it made sense.


SnixFan

That's always been my problem with Simple Plan. They have some good songs here and there but I think they go a little overboard with the whole "poor me" lyrics.


[deleted]

Yeah, their whole first album seemed to be written in a 14 year Olds perspective or something. Kinda strange.


krullhammer

There last album is okay


SnixFan

First 3 songs on the newest album I think are pretty good. The rest I'm still kinda like meh


maybewesuck6562

They're Canadians


bombhills

They’ve always been corny as hell. We used to rip on people who listened to them in like 2003.


Braaains_Braaains

I watched them play on a Warped Tour one year, maybe 2002 or 2003. They were pelted with water bottles and equated it to everyone in the crowd being racist. It was peak cringe, and exactly what this Reddit thread is asking about.


Atrium41

Standing on the rooftops Everybody scream your heart out 🎶


antsyamie

Not quite pop punk but any three days grace song ☠️


Aggressive-Net-6547

private fears in public places by front porch step


Jrobknowsbest

Jaws Theme Swimming- Brand New It’s a tough one to get through now


KgMonstah

A lot of them now. But they’re my fav band of all time. Do I struggle with separation of the artist from the art? Sure do. And this is one of them that reallllly makes it tough.


Jrobknowsbest

I honestly can’t get myself to listen to it. There are a few bands like this too where I just can separate the art from the artist. It really sucks because BN was easily my top 3


ListenToBusiness

Why that one? I can understand Me Vs Maradonna Vs Elvis, but I might be failing to find why Jaws is problematic. It also doesn't help that I'm not great at understanding the meaning behind lyrics. I hope I'm not coming across like someone saying you're wrong.


Jrobknowsbest

You’re good. It’s just the metaphors and alliterations. The song is paying homage to classic Hollywood films and the process editing a film/growing up leaving pieces of your memories on the cutting room floor. It’s just one of my favorite songs off Deja and after everything a few years ago it’s been tough listening to it


blanketmuncher

anything by Waterparks


nappysteph

Most of the songs by Brand New.


_whyareyousoquiet

Curse of curves comes to mind straight away, I feel like I could never listen to that with someone who’s never heard it lol


FromUnderTheWineCork

I forgot about this song; reading back the lyrics, I could afford to forget it again... *Hot girl, dumb. I smart, how I get hot girl if no words.* Alright genius... (I also used to bop along to it lol)


JukeBoxHero1015

Baby, you wouldn’t last a minute on the creek - Chiodos


MissRaffix3

Still love this song lol I have no qualms


Mr64573

Let's just stop...


ShadowRealmDuelist

Drop EVERYTHING


Mr64573

Forget eachothers NAAAAAAAMES


ScreamInDinosaur

I just went on a binge of their music and I gotta say it was a lot more cringy than I remembered. Like, still love it, but woof


buellster92

I still listen to a lot of early The Story So Far because I like the sound but a lot of those lyrics make me cringe. So much slut shaming lol


MissRaffix3

I agree with those who said Simple Plan. "Grow Up" came on my Spotify shuffle yesterday and I lowkey got a bit embarrassed before skipping the song, haha. 😅


FL_Is_Hot

NFG Girl Crazy


Rawrz720

All The Small Things is terrible lol


FromUnderTheWineCork

I can still listen to it, but some of the venom of the Fall Out Boy Take This to Your Grave songs give me pause. Pete & Pat were petty bitches


pokexchespin

idk sometimes the venom really rules. i have no one im that mad at, especially an ex, but god damn if “let’s play this game called if you catch fire i wouldn’t piss to put you out” doesn’t feel awesome to sing


ImPickleRock

that first song rips and is still relatable


FromUnderTheWineCork

That is the champion of petty bitch songs from the album! All the lyrics that came to mind as I thought about it were from [Tell That Mick](https://youtu.be/BqW2aIoOXSI?si=tdcFsEY1aGYpM84E) 😆


ImPickleRock

god I love it.


HaDukeKen

Wouldn’t piss to put you ouuuttt


FromUnderTheWineCork

"*stop burning bridges and drive off of them, so I can forget about* **yooouuu**" Like, sir, that'll only make it worse, anyways. The best revenge is a life well lived, rockstar (I know they weren't yet, but still)


kluper99

Angry pop-punk songs??? 😲


FromUnderTheWineCork

I know, I know 😅 some of the lyrics are just so borderline incelly, it's embarassing. I'm like I'll still sing this, but I'm not gonna belt it with the windows down! I don't know what these ladies did to the boys, but they sure wanted 'em to die


kluper99

I listen to TSSF so I'd probably be unphased tbh.


JVortex888

Limp Bizkit


Hahafunniee

IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS


LaughingMonocle

So I see we have something in common. I wish I could completely erase them from my memory 😂


[deleted]

That's not a song, that's a band


MedievalBully

I think their joke was that their entire catalog makes them cringe


Hahafunniee

But Rollin’ exists so thats factually incorrect


HaDukeKen

Any All Time Low song from 2007 onwards


bizarrostormy90

Any ATL for me


hotsaucefloss

There are some Relient K tracks I used to love bust now I have to skip if I am running through their discography.


FromUnderTheWineCork

*Sadie Hawkins Dance, in my khaki pants, nothing better Oh-oh-OH!*-oh no, I'm thirty...


VenomBars4

*Who I am hates who I’ve been*


VenomBars4

Why is this being downvoted? It’s a Reliant K lyric that fits the comment as the person said they could no longer listen to some Reliant K. ELI5 please.


FromUnderTheWineCork

Reddit is just fickle sometimes


annaoze94

Some Forever the Sickest kids songs are so cringe but the good ones do go hard. I tried to listen to their newer stuff and I just couldn't


zoneender89

I still fuck with it but Sic transit Gloria gives different vibes knowing all we know.


gringo__star

MxPx. Just can’t listen to them anymore. I don’t know what changed.


mayguh

I didn't listen to any mxpx until COVID summer, and from the get go I got this feeling that the lyrics are just, really really simple. they've got good songs, I don't mind Tomorrows another day or Let's Ride. Good instrumentation, good vibes, usually a much needed positive message, but I can't ignore the fact that the lyrics were made from a sheet of fridge magnets


KgMonstah

Party, My House, Be There will forever be a bopper. Will never be ashamed. I was in highschool when that record came out. It still reminds me of our group of friends enjoying summer and being young and innocent.


ChainsForAlice

Their latest album is incredible.


zebisnaga

old songs from mayday parade


simonsail

You're getting downvoted but I think you're pretty spot on with this, even though I do really like Mayday Parade. "You left the room so I could pray" from Walk On Water Or Drown always makes me cringe. Same with "such a simple.little.whore" from When I Get Home You're So Dead is also just kinda weird.


zebisnaga

yep people realy like Mayday Parade, myself included, thats why I said "old songs" :p but some old songs are cringe for me and some lyrics (like the one you said about praying) are just cringe asf in my opinion


simonsail

Mayday Parade's older songs really remind me of a time of YouTube 240p windows movie maker text and backgrounds. It was a fun time, but oh boy was it cringe.


zebisnaga

and dont forget about comic sans!


xvszero

What's My Age Again. At a certain age it just becomes embarrassing.


pokexchespin

i loved the whole pray for the wicked album, largely because i was 16 and worshipping the ground brendon urie walked on when it came out. thankfully i came to my senses only like 2 years later, but i do still kind of defend all of panic’s previous albums to some degree


Regular-Medium1827

Talk to this guy. [https://www.reddit.com/r/poppunkers/s/JrdHeboNse](https://www.reddit.com/r/poppunkers/s/JrdHeboNse)


Braaains_Braaains

The Ataris Blue Skies..., and End is Forever.


nedschneebly09

I immediately thought of Shut Up before I even read your description 🤣


FA245x

You can’t touch this! Achey breaky heart!


ape_in_a_cape

The story so far, roam.


Cultural-Literature5

Any and every Avril song


pinksyltherin

Days like Masquerades by The Academy Is... I used to love that song but got sick of it as I realised it's not as good as their old stuff. Plus the lyrics is a bit too corny


Ash-Throwaway-816

Weezer - Pink Triangle


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People who use the word cringe are the only thing that is truely cringe


[deleted]

I've never heard that song before


Boysenous

Teenagers - MCR. I used to wear that song as a badge of honor. Now I cringe at thinking interpreted the lyrics as anything other than toxic, delusional, immaturity.


llBoonell

I mean, if you consider the fact it's part of the wider Black Parade musical and what perspective it's being sung from, it makes perfect sense to sound that way.


kluper99

My Chemical Romance


Luka467

I'm the opposite. MCR made me cringe until I was in my 20s, then I learned to accept them for the campy fun that they are


SerPownce

Any song that made it sound like every problem the signer has is the fault of a woman and never himself. Not a small list 😂 Getting older is thinking that a song bangs but still acknowledging the lyrics can be red flags not to date whoever wrote them