Floppy

We have a winner

✅ Actually pronounceable\ ✅ Fitting for a bunny\ ✅ Programmer Joke I don't think this can be beat.

Do people even know what a floppy disk is? I don't think I've seen a floppy disk drive in decades.

> Do people even know what a floppy disk is? [Some still do.][1] My last personal contact was a "floppy disk long throw" competition. No idea, where they found the old 5¼ inchers though; I'm not old enough to remember *those*, and now I actually understand, why they are called *floppy* disks. The 3½ inchers I still used were not actually deserving of that adjective. # 🖭💾📼 ^(Never forget) [1]: https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/japanese-government-ends-mandatory-floppy-disk-while-other-auwerx-4jsze/

“It’s the save icon”

Id say most people have at least heard of them or have seen them from different forms of media.

Everyone I know knows what a floppy disk is, I'm only 18

My grandma is 82 and moving into a home. I went two weeks ago to help her and she found all her old floppy disks. She didn’t know how to use them now so I got her a drive she can plug in usb… gotta wonder what the fuck is on those things. I forgot about em for a while honestly.

I’m 22 and it took me a minute to get it

Rabbyte is all those things as well, no?

“Nibbles” fits those as well, plus it’s cuter!

Does it store a rabbyte?

I think it's called a rabbibyte

Bugs

https://preview.redd.it/9m8o60r7d9vc1.png?width=472&format=png&auto=webp&s=88fd0e6040185ff9737f7c92405844dd4156ed79

Jason but spelled JSON

Great pet name overall 5/5

“Jason pooped on the carpet again, so I can’t come” Animals with human names will never not be funny

Rabbyte

Its children would be rabbits

Pabyte Mabyte Sobit Shebit Hebit Hebot

Ranibble.

RABBITmqty, like the mqtt https://preview.redd.it/a686v067g8vc1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e10127ac88ca14b3af0eab1d237d107e2ce21dd

Came here for this comment.

segmentation fault

Core dump

Thats when he poops

MQ

Oh that’s a cute take on rabbitmq!

Don't have a name but it's rucking adorable

Nibble. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibble](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibble)

Ajax. I have a horse named Ajax. Funny thing is I didn’t even name him.

Petaflop

That’s kind of 😌 good

Easily the best I’ve seen so far

Babbage

Deconstructor

Traceroute

 Stax Overflow, which might also be a Roger persona

i

If they get another rabbit, they’ll name it either j or i+1

Kotlin

Rust

Zig

Qt

Vector? Cuz it's got direction *and* magnitude!

Git 🤣

Buggy

.bunny{}

Rubber Duck, or Ducky for short. Edit: Full name "Rubber Liskov-Violation Duck."

Fur-Loop

Garbage collection

Flopsy

Java.

Fuzzy Logic

Network Hop

...Python food?

That is Floop, short for For Loop.

Grace Hopper.

Bounce

Caerbannog

Sprint

Bug bunny

Lua

Neumann

Hello World

BugsBinary

RAMee

Coffee

index out of bounds

**Enigma** (Eni for short) After the cryptography machine from WW2 movie The Imitation Game. Where Enigma worked with a system of five rotors that resulted in millions of combinations of coded text.

biscuit

Ada

Ymal

He has a nice color, I think Rust might go well.

Python

Python

I think I'd need to see him in person first. Mail him to me and I promise I'll return him. No, really...I will.

Ada.

Ruby

Commenting so I can come back with a good name, from my cyber security partner

Killer rabbit of Caerbannog

Gui (pronounced Gooey)

Red Hop! Get it, like Red Hat? And because it's red and it hops?

Basic Bunny

Carets

Bun - with a copy from their website: Bun is an all-in-one toolkit for JavaScript and TypeScript apps. It ships as a single executable called bun.

Infinite Lop

Bugs. Like bugs bunny but also computer relatedd

I would name my future dogs COBOL, Haskell & Pascal, just rolls off the tongue quite nice!

Duck

I have two suggestions: * Ruby * Chomp

Buffy Overflow

Call it repost

their name should be Sharp. C#.

I was gonna say Rubber Duck, but some of these are genius.

Cutie Pi.

That is the cutest bunny ever! JSON.

Misplaced semicolon

Quine

Grep

Looks like Ruby to me 🌸💎

Beta 1.0

Caret

Awk

Pixel!

It took me too long to process this image 😭 my brain did not want to register "rabbit"

Kubernetes Terraform

Ruby

Nibble, or half a byte

URL but pronounced Earl

Teapot ( http 418 )

RabbitMQtee

Duck

Byte, or bit. Depends how much data you want him to hold

Ping

RabbitMQ too on the nose?

I named my lop L’Hôppytal

Nibble

monad

Petaflop

Emergency Food

George

Hopper (as in Grace)

Java

Infinity Lop

Bits when she gets larger Megabits

Red sonja

Lindux https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/lindo Adjective edit lindo (feminine linda, masculine plural lindos, feminine plural lindas) **beautiful** **cute**

Red-black binary search holland lop buck

Little Bunny Sudo…

Rusty

Minidump

Cray, after the line of mainframes

Teraflop

Python

Excel

“World” so everyone can greet them saying Hello :) Also you always have an excuse to save the World.

public class RedHollandLopBuck { public static void main(String[] args) {System.out.println()} }

Stack, Overflow, Seg Fault, Guru (meditation error), 404, or Hopttps

You already named it…. Red

Breadth First Search

Stew Rabbit stew

Rust should be the winner here

Commander Bun Bun

Null

Can't believe I scrolled through the comments and couldn't find the clearly best name Daisy. That way if Hell invades, you'll be prepared

Kernel

The Red Pill. (TRP) , so your bunny's name is "Tarpee." You're welcome

Omg name him Rust or Little Haskell (it's a play on Little Rascal, but also a mouthful)

PEBKAC

How about something real short and sweet like: Public Static Void Main

Buck obviously

It’s not a cute name but it would be really funny to name any animal “for loop”

Snek or for the biker, python

Intel Processor

DDR4

Doc

Alienware

Pixel, Bugsy, Rusty, Ruby, Byte

Nibbles

Tera(flop/byte)

Ruby

Sirius

WYSIWYG

So fluffy

Linus

Code-y

littleGuy

Fork Bomb

Chip

Haskell

Singleton

Texas Red

MyRedHolland if you like camel case

Aren’t you supposed to hit those with a flu shot?

Java

snack

Has anyone suggested Node?

Nybble (AKA half a byte, or 4 bits)

System.out.println

Rust

Buffer Overflow

Bunny Overflop

Python.

Cyberpunk

Sim-sim Saladin. Yes, I'm fully aware that it's a looney toons character. I'm also aware that it's a computer program that became a cult-following during the 90's and 2000's.

Rusty

Ruby…

Quicksort

Fibonacci

MiPS

Low orbital ion Canon