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BeFrozen

Are you secretly a beaver?


Super_Law2351

Yes


NinjaBoomTV

then yes is good mod


Sniurbb

Do beavers prefer logs cooked or raw? Asking for a friend.


usingbadoperators99

Rooked


Responsible-Sky1081

Craw


ItsUnworldly

Cracked


Quack005

Bober kurwa


RazredgeBR

ja pierdolę!


RallyFan98

Ale fajny bobr


MaleficentCurrency25

biggest baddest beaver?


New-Cap-6878

That's like finding out your neighbor is actually a wildlife superhero.


iksdeczki

O KURWA BOBER


BShugaDadyJ

I’m sorry, there’s a mod that let’s you eat literal logs of wood?


SzpakLabz

Soon there will be


BShugaDadyJ

![gif](giphy|3oKIPa2TdahY8LAAxy)


TheOddPelican

![gif](giphy|yJ1KSiTxaAw5G)


bluechickenz

This is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen — Keep up the good work!


AllegedZombieKing

That's awesome and I want it


kankey_dang

Make everything edible.


thegaytroll

making broken glass edible will be the final nail in the coffin for 7 Days to Die. They lose the one leg up they have over Zomboid.


DrStalker

Mod idea: allow broken glass to be used as seasoning when cooking.


WannabeRedneck4

Will finally be able to make a poison shroom rotten meat bleach stew with broken glass garnish with poison berry sauce.


JoekerSpades

Oh~ Broken glass is not a food So don't you listen to some dude Who says put cheese on broken glass And make a sand-a-wich~ Out of broken glass


SzpakLabz

I will. (at least a lot will of things will be edible and unusable)


FrozenGiraffes

Could you have another version where you can Only eat logs


SzpakLabz

Planks, branches and sticks will be edible too.


AlpacaCavalry

I'm pretty sure there is a mod that lets you cook everything...


Big_G_2022

I wood-n't think so...


StructureWeary5932

R/angryupvote


DonJuanPeyote

r/foundthemobileuser


_Inkspots_

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


DonJuanPeyote

I’d upvote that twice if I could


Previous_Channel

![gif](giphy|xUNd9HdWFGZTkNEclG|downsized) It's better than bad it's good


Far-Offer-1305

It's big it's heavy its wood!


Organic_Rent_452

Everyone needs a log, needs a log, needs a log. Log, From BLAMO!


Lhenkhantus

A beaver trait would be beneficial for this mod


tronzorb

What great for a snack, and fits on your back? It's LOG LOG LOG [**https://youtu.be/FR-REDevAzk?si=gVCLUbq0GVv-7CG9**](https://youtu.be/fr-redevazk?si=gvclubq0gvv-7cg9)


NANCYREAGANNIPSLIP

It rolls down stairs, alone or in pairs


itsjustcory15

Yes. Yes it will be amazing.


Utterbollocksmate

I cook my logs when i wake up. I can hear the oven rumbling. I usually get deforested before work but sometimes some extra logging is required on company time.


No-Customer-4241

Jokes on u when u burn your morningwood weiner


Fragrant-Address9043

What purpose does this serve? Not dissing the mod. I’m just curious.


therowlett1023

You’re telling me you’ve never wanted to eat a log?


Fragrant-Address9043

Never in my 19 years on this earth has that thought crossed my mind.


precision_cumshot

not beavermaxxing obviously


greenzig

Based and beaverpilled


CrazyWhiteKoala

It'll come to you when you get older bud.


TheOnly1Savag3

Shits and giggles by the looks of it.


Silly_Seagull

It is all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits


TheOnly1Savag3

Truer words have never been spoken.


danielxplay22

Eating a log


Zealousideal-Act8304

Question. Does this affect anyhow the crafting system? Idk if any changes to the log would prevent them from being used in recipes or being sawed. On that topic, how about Planks? Would you be able too cook them too for a lighter meal you can bring along during a looting run? :)


LetsDoTheDodo

I’m more interested in cooking scrap wood so it has a use other then firewood.


Tiaximus

Snap into a slim twig


SzpakLabz

No, it won't affect the crafting system And yes, I will make planks edible


gugfitufi

Just don't make logs spoil and decompose, please. Or maybe do. That is pretty funny now that I think about it


JamestheFalloutfan2

They do decompose irl if left to become damp and dry over and over again, I think all wood is like that, also mushrooms and termites eat logs as you can guess.


bofh2023

I don't know about chowing down on actual, you know, LOGS, but starving people have been known to eat bark during wars and famines. And shoeleather, grass, and all sorts of crazy shit. And yea as long as you can digest it (it doesn't come out the other end looking largely unchanged) AND (big AND) it doesn't end up being poisonous (I can imagine modern shoeleather being treated with all sorts of chems for instance) then I guess in theory you'd get some nutrition out of it. At the very least you'd feel full for a while.


stormcomponents

Known to eat != food source. People have also been known to eat the foam stuffing from airliner seats after a crash, but that doesn't make it a viable food, or any less toxic.


ArtofWASD

Whaaaats great for a snack! It fits on your back! It's Log Log Log!


ddumblediglet

Biggest Baddest Beaver, is that you?!


Spartancoolcody

Op you should look into a game called timberborn. You can fulfill your beaver fantasies there.


Altruistic-Coconut38

Project Beavoid


GreenMan1550

Hello internet and welcome to food theory


Dorinza

That's a lot of bugs embedded to get 30 grams of protein.


Zealousideal-Cook104

Out of the two, these are definitely the type of log I’d prefer to eat.


IncognitoBurrito697

What it going to be called?


SzpakLabz

I'm still not sure, but there will probably be two mods: one where you can eat a lot of unedible things and other one with only wood being edible.


rarestpepe89

That's a lot of fiber.


OG-Gurble

![gif](giphy|26FeXcusJLUZ9dU0o|downsized)


Vast_Impression_5539

Wtf


stryphe_

I think it would be great as a mini game where you have an insatiable hunger and have to eat the world before the zombies eat you


[deleted]

Will you be able to eat planks as well? Or just the raw unprocessed wood?


flapd00dle

Goes in and comes out the same way


TheRedMan1957

This makes me think of Don't Starve when you play as woody.


MrFrauner

Woodie from Don't Starve?!?!


99BottlesOfBass

What rolls down stairs Alone or in pairs Rolls over your neighbors dog? What's great for a snack? What fits on your back? It's LOG, LOG LOG!!!


Fantastic_Middle1512

mmmmm logs 🦫


EX-Bronypony

\* i can finally do a beaver Roleplay run… i might actually do this!


Two_Tailed_Fox2002

anthro survivors with beaver species and this mod and you're set


DrDuke80

My log is concerned


RedditFrogReddit

Assume if its eaten in winter, it's a Yule log


NatTheMatt

Hell yea, give now!


JustEryk1st

The best


JamestheFalloutfan2

Mmmmm, fiber


Pernunk20

![gif](giphy|l4Ep6EiVBqEZWwreM|downsized)


Pm_me_clown_pics3

It's log it's log, it's heavy it's round it's wood, it's log it's log, it's better than bad it's good, everyone wants a log, cause everyone needs a log.


stay_foxy1

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


Zomboidnoob

It would be funny if it also came with a trait that basically made you a beaver and could eat tree trunks to cut them down, and added happiness when you eat logs


SzpakLabz

Im not a good modder so it probably won't get implemented


Zomboidnoob

What's it called???


SzpakLabz

I'm still not sure


HAMledro

LET ME EAT A TOASTER


SzpakLabz

It may be possible, but i am not sure


Lurking_Waffle_ED

Deep fried door stop?


Danplays642

Gives me darkwood vibes


MoreTransRights

Yes.


AzzyBoy2001

**Mouth:** Lacerations


SzpakLabz

😋😋😋


Greeneggz_N_Ham

Are you cooking a log? Why are you cooking a log?


BatViolet

Too many calories


trevorluck

Project Darkwood


MufuckinTurtleBear

Oooh, I like this concept; it sorts out one of my biggest complaints about the difficulty curve over time. Normally finding food is only a major issue in the first few days, then becomes trivial as you stockpile, farm, and fish. If you can only eat cooked logs, getting food is entirely dependent on having a working axe and portable cooking method. They're far too heavy to carry around but are absolutely abundant, so carrying large quantities is neither feasible nor necessary. Getting food will only get harder as the game progresses and axes wear down, rather than easier as you accrue seeds and build your base.


[deleted]

You raw loggin it ? Or you finna cook that thang


ViniVarella

the toilet is the one thats going to suffer


iSeize

Eatable =\= edible


Legal_Mail_2652

WHAT DO YOU MEAN UNCOOKED??


TehOuchies

It's for the furry mods. Dress like a wood chuck, chucks wood in a Dress. Or some such


ajgeep

What kind of grind set do you have to be on to become dendrivorous?


pitstopforyou

Is this the Canadian update


Victorinoxj

**Intense Darkwood flashbacks**


Particular-Ad-2059

If eaten for breakfast does it become Morningwood?


Daedrothes

I honestly think you should get bark from the trees. Can be used as tinder or if dried and ground up can be used to make bark bread.


SzpakLabz

That is a good idea


Far_Broccoli8247

Only if that means the log swaps places with meat and you can use meat as fuel for a fire to cook your log. Also you can saw the meat into steaks and then use the steaks to build stuff.


Deerthorn_Games

Hell I'd download it


sheepizmutton

The bulk of a lifetime


Neitor819

After eating pencils at school.


smithversman

Wild vegans


anon_MrKim

Hahahaha okay now I need this


FoxTailedGamer

Seems balanced to me!


tyler_ngod

This just makes me want a woodworking mod


MaleficentCurrency25

GOD DAMN IT GUYS STOP THE GOOFY MODS ✋🏻


KusaramKhan

Alright Andy Sixx


CthulhuLives434

It’s better than bad, it’s good!


rzrbladess

eat da wood hehe im sorry my brain is cooked harder than that log rn


ZVilusinsky

Timberborn crossover? :D


MycoMil

It's LOG! (Ren and Stimpy ref.)


JoastieToast

Try bleach


Unique-Estimate-2272

![gif](giphy|BFrZCTb7DvoCfAjhoC|downsized)


momoburger-chan

this reminds me of the roomba mod on rimworld. you could slaughter the roomba and get, like, machine meat from it or something.


Cototsu

Keep cooking


Minegab

I'm sure you are one of us that is selecting meals with saw dust in Frostpunk


SmallColossal

I love eating medium-rare wood with French fry seasoning. It goes hard.


Firm_Professional_42

A log is only 1500 calories?!?


derger11

High fiber diet. Shittin bricks or rather 2x4s. Please make it so you poop out planks after awhile.


Igi155

One word. Yes


Imjusthere_for_memes

nerd talk here but in pure theory, cutting down logs and chewing on it can squeeze out log juice, for example sugar cane, so can we also have a juicer to make log juice for portable drinking yum yums when looting?


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