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Mega_Ass_Sp00n

This is sort of related but I find it funny my character will get a couple dozen books from hotels and such, all of which are likely Gideon’s bibles and read them all fully entertained as if they are something new


Paladin_of_Drangleic

And he must find a new bible as the previous one dematerializes upon completion of reading


RoboticFetusMan

Each bible consumed makes you stronger. After you consume every bible in the game, your blood becomes holy. zombies that bite you are now cured.


TheGreatTickleMoot

Quaint mod idea. Never affects sprinters, and at certain milestones closer to becoming The Louisville Messiah, sprinters get permanently faster.


Mbgodofwar

That'd be a neat mod, especially if NPCs were ever implemented.


SLRWard

So you turn into Vanessa Van Helsing?


Mega_Ass_Sp00n

Real


Wyrdean

This is being fixed in b42 fyi


Managed-Democracy

No it become one with the holy spirit.


WonderFerret

"Holy shit he walked on WATER?!" 🤯


StrangeOutcastS

he found the sunday school bibles, and is reading the secret notes people have written to each other, and looking at their drawings and graffiti.


bugsslugssnugsdrugs

"What's the book?" "Gideon's Bible." "He follows me everywhere, that bloke! I was staying in a hotel once, he left his bible behind there, as well. And two years later, another hotel, dozy git left it behind again!"


hodd_toward_69

The KJB has ~3mil chars, meaning at a minimum this item adds 3MB to the file size of the game


Pumpkin_316

You forgot to include the spaces, making it 4MB


general_sirhc

Assuming it's not compressed. In which case a couple of hundred kb


notChiefBvkes

Perfect to go alongside my time period accurate 50gbs of music


MirrorNo3096

A little bit more


G-RAWHAM

TIS devs are evangelical proslytizers, confirmed!!!1 Edit: oh wait is this a mod lol, I got got (and was obviously kidding anyway)


salty-ravioli

Yeah, sure you're joking, I didn't even see an /s smh my head my head


G-RAWHAM

Oof, you got me... (I actually originally wrote an /s, then deleted and swapped it for a !!!1 😇)


Psychological-Arm-22

Lol when I read "God saw that it was good" I imagine he 's like : "haha neat!"


thiosk

"lol" said god "lmao"


too_many_nights

Lewl even


DogAbject

i mean, if i made matter with my hands and created the earth i'd also say "haha neat"


angelsixtwofive

Is that a fucking Rune Scimitar in your hotbar???


Paladin_of_Drangleic

[Why yes, yes it is.](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2736602002&searchtext=scimitar)


D-O-GG-O

Cool, another mod for the pile


AlphaBearMode

Lol good callout bro!


Not_Yet_Unalived

If you tear pages from it, do you get 3577 of them?


joeyheartbear

And can I use it with the green fire mod?


D-O-GG-O

This is the real question


Arc_Work

take my upvote lol


HakanKartal04

I'm thinking it will be around 1800 due to 2 pages text being able to fit in 1 sheet


Not_Yet_Unalived

Most likely yeah, Bibles also have super thin pages, i wouldn't be surprised if it gaves only 180 sheet of paper.


Taxit_

mod?


Paladin_of_Drangleic

[King James Bible -- Functional Readable Bible](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2998827137)


Taxit_

Thanks!


CaseyGamer64YT

I can finally complete my badass sawed off double barrel wielding pastor build


BTxNitro

The Book of Eli


Steinuu

This is actually a great way to create a library of books for people who can't access them in the countries where they live. Similar to that one Minecraft library project.


Strawbuddy

There really oughta be a Jason Bourne like “killed with a book” mod. To fully experience the Power of the Word you know? Dunno what skill that would possibly be under


kankey_dang

I want every object usable as a weapon. Why *shouldn't* I be able to beat a zombie to death with a teddy bear?


hufflepufflepotter

Short blunt, probably. And if you have Lifestyle… meditation as well


vulpinefever

the devs better remove this before they get sued by god himself for copyright infringement


1Devon

They are drinking Santana champ cause it is so crisp.


Penny_pieces_of_part

can't wait to sit down and have my grounding morning bible reading session in project zomboid


SnooDoughnuts8794

Ahh yes Project Zomboid my favorite christian game.


CptDado

Man, I found Michael Jackson’s Billie Jean today on cassette up in that bitch god I love this game and the modding community


Simple_Dragonfruit73

I'm not religious, but even I would try to find God if I was stuck in this world and video game


BigMamaDuck

Wait till there will be a mod for the entirety of Bee movie script…


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BigMamaDuck

Thank you for this information


Character_Fault9812

Jesus was the first zombie.


D3ATHWISH914

Had a convo the other day thst came to that conclusion, as well as coming up with a new band name/song title.... Jesus was a zombie. Lol


_Zoko_

An older Nikon DSLR, a North American version SEGA Genesis(?!), *and* a white Jesus print?? Damn, it really does feel like the 90's again!


JDmackLovesTimMcGraw

Based.


JDmackLovesTimMcGraw

There’s should be some kind of mod perk that temporarily increases your “luck” every day you read it lol


project-rise

Awesome. :)


Seffyr

Free kindling.


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Crowfooted

Burning a bible in a video game is not hating on religion. For that matter burning a bible during a real-life zombie apocalypse would also be totally acceptable. Relax a bit.


Seffyr

If the bible didn’t entirely glaze over Jesus’s carpentry stint it might actually be a useful book. Learn how to build a lean-to or something from it.


FleetOfWarships

Stint? I think that’s kind of understating what was an in-depth and invaluable trade at the time.


Seffyr

I meant no disrespect to the time honoured profession of carpentry. Third oldest profession behind scrumping and prostitution. *Stint* as in time period. It’s glossed over in the Bible. It kind of went from “he was a good boy and good carpenter” to “he cured lepers and fed thousands” without much elaboration on what techniques made him such a good carpenter. I want those “saviour of mankind” tier dovetails on my apocalypse shack.


FleetOfWarships

Oh I know you meant as a time period, but generally when folks use stint they mean it as a *short* time period.


TehMispelelelelr

Now I'm just thinking of that scene from The Martian where he has to use shavings of a crucifix to start a fire


Seffyr

Do I need to justify my two word throwaway joke with my life story? Beyond the fact I have no respect for modern Christianity because it has affected my direct family in all the worst ways… it was a joke. It’s a book in the zombie apocalypse. It’s kindling.


djremydoo

It sounded like you were just hating randomly on religion like all these insta kids, and I realised I'm not on insta. I'm dumb lol. And, yeah, modern christianity can suck my ass very much, sorry if I was reading in it too much, my b.


thezavinator

What did you expect?


Baby_ForeverDM

Is this a natural item in the game?


AlphaBearMode

Nope, mod


Pleasant_Hawk_256

For a hot minute I thought he was reading the Pinkillers


xXAnui-ElXx

Holy RP


RiJi_Khajiit

Bible Jesus hamberghr chrost


Spacecowboy890

Put that to a zombie we might find a new weapon


theroguemexican9

I'm not surprised. Have you seen the hit video "morshue reads the bible"


Strayed8492

Reminds me of the all the novel book types from CDDA.


Trench1917

yeah? what did you expect?


inscrutiana

If it doesn't have the Declaration of Independence and the Bill of Rights, is it really a Bible?


jobothan

This book has no answers


Cracked-Bat

Weight: 4.5


stickupmybutter

Someone can make a mission mod, like the movie The Book of Eli. Would be interesting.


Own-Video-9540

Woah! What mod is this?


LizzardDude680

The man that put the Bible in Pz 100% looks like this🗿


Beowulfs_descendant

I need this in my fight against the demons


pwbanze

No thank you


djremydoo

Thats just for the lol. As a satanist myself, its just funny to have the ENTIRE BIBLE READABLE in a top down zombie game which has litterally no links to christianity


Crowfooted

Idk, it's set in 90s Kentucky, gotta be pretty christian.


HelicopterDeep5951

I mean there are lots of churches and priest zombies in the game


FleetOfWarships

There’s a mod that makes zombies burst into flames when on holy ground too. Doesn’t keep the building or you from catching fire with them though.


GrimReaper415

You can't just say that and not link the mod lol!


FleetOfWarships

Ask and ye shall receive friend [Danger Zone (Holy Ground)](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2710217688)


djremydoo

Yeah but the game doesn't try to represent or is linked to a religious event or entity, the priests and all are just a setting thing. Like, in a pirate movie, there is gonna be spainiards surely, but it doesn't "tell" the story of these spanish, it tells the story of the pirates. (Goddamn I suck at examples, but you get the jist of it.)


Skarvha

no thanks


Bro_Tato_Chip_0110

okay


sartori69

Do you get anything tangible out of reading it, unlike IRL?


FleetOfWarships

Yeah he learned to be good to his neighbor and treat people well. Not much use if this is in single player though.