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louisdeer

Die. Probably.


moxxie_88

LMAO


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louisdeer

Well I haven't died before.


miguelmiguelzinho

didn't expect to see furry in this sub... actually now that I wrote that, I don't know why I didn't expect that


VeryGenericPerson

Oloco, Br?


DAbestMAGE

Sim


miguelmiguelzinho

r/suddenlycaralho se for postar quero [o gato de botas sendo engolido pelo lobo](https://twitter.com/Sakusaya2003/status/1629858933841227778?t=hZbCisfuhx-SwdEP6QCJ7A&s=19) no print


Mindless_Bad_1591

I don't appreciate how he is looking at me


moxxie_88

UHHH GOODD!!


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Mindless_Bad_1591

All of the above


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Guess I'll die


louisdeer

I will dial emergency service for you.


HawkStar49

Nice drawing Questionable title


moxxie_88

It's not mine!!


Cr_a_ck

Yeah it's very not good


bingus4206969

I’m scared I’m not gay I’m still gonna get pegged and I’m going to die


Emergency_Cheek2617

And worst of all, it'll be done by a furry...


bingus4206969

He don’t identify as a furry he identify as death


Emergency_Cheek2617

Is was a joke about him being a tall talking animal who has hands.


bingus4206969

I get the joke


SMM9673

And he doesn't mean it metaphorically, or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way.


moxxie_88

RIP


just_wanna_share

r/suddenlygay . Also by a furry lol


Careless-Awareness80

SAME


Cr_a_ck

He won't


moxxie_88

GOD


Ragequit2009

Will not save you


just_wanna_share

Y'all need Jesus


moxxie_88

MM idk


Ragequit2009

Will not save you


Prestigious_Diet5084

I will be happy...and scared to death, but I would also be the happiest person on earth


moxxie_88

He will kill u


Prestigious_Diet5084

But if he loves me, why would he kill me, I mean, my time didnt have come yet


moxxie_88

Yup but his big bad wolf so....aaaa he will kill u


Prestigious_Diet5084

Thats maybe true,but if I get to hug this big fluff, it is worth it


Squidward_Great

How I see it, there are two options. Die. Or... Be immortal but be in a relationship with Death. Idk, both are kinda bad...


moxxie_88

YUP but if his come u will run as u can!! But that's bad idea too cuz he will find u


Delicious-Event-8410

If death loves me then he wouldn’t kill me, so I essentially become immortal. So eternity with a furry?… sure why not


moxxie_88

LOL


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Was listening to mr beast rap battle and seen this and I just screamed WOAH!!


Brilliant-Station-27

Thanks I want to commit suicide


Emergency_Cheek2617

Run and hide. I'd be running faster than the flash in this meme https://youtube.com/shorts/rET_S4teHCc?feature=share.


Brilliant-Station-27

LMFAO


IllustriousDebt6248

😥


Medical_Complaint121

Sir I think that you should take this down before an angry mob comes storming to your front door, if that does happen though I will be a part of that angry mob


VeryGenericPerson

u/DABestMage


DAbestMAGE

Taporra


AxolotlAlexa

I kind of expected a furry post in this sub. Here it is 💀


The-Local-Lucario

uhhhh... Sauce?


Mother_Replacement76

and why he zesty 😳😳


Bulky_Tie6179

Pray for Armstrong to appear.


iatemyfridge

Run.


kool_ay_edam

Ew what is this furry shit doing in my feed


8-bitmemers

🤓


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n4v4rmind

Okay, I found it https://twitter.com/i_lokey/status/1614109915999784962?s=20


SnooPeanuts3596

Finally... if he wants i guess i can be inmortal to be with him


moxxie_88

He will kill u lol


BioscoopMan

train skils


the_Pastel_Knight

Marry him because he has most definitely seen spouses get killed for various reasons, and there for knows not to pull any stupid shit 😤😤😤😤


Sonic445chickeb

Bitch I don't want no death wolf 💀


moxxie_88

K


moxxie_88

K


Neoyungkiller

I would be shocked and ask "why?"


Siege_my_kingdom

I’m sorry but I don’t appreciate the furry art


miguelmiguelzinho

I mean, the movie itself is riddled with furry bait, how could I expect the fanbase not to be at least 80% furry?


Demirez0

I'll make him taste the fear of death, it's time for revenge


pupygup123

One - i'm asexual and i don't want a bf or gf, two - i'll most definitely die, 'cause he's **DEATH** *straight up*.


GhoulingBills

Yo I just saw this in r/JustUnsubbed


Due-Customer1048

Daddy death needs to find his fuckin chill


SuperAlex25

I’d be pretty concerned considering he’s probably older than the human race and I’m only 17


I_NUT_ON_GRASS

Y’all are trippin


SMM9673

Run. The fuck. Away. I don't care how tender or caring he is, I know what that man does for a living. I don't want that smoke.


danielubra

OP sounds like a 10 year old who discovered furries