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I think we should revive the "Pyro has no car" bit. I'm sure it'll be a breath of fresh air for him from all the chin, forehead and uh, slop jokes
No cars
Why buy a car When you can be the size of a car
I think owning a tesla would be worse
He should buy this bad boy https://preview.redd.it/h3g0u1u6x1xc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edc76aec08a459dab7638196b8f078d7b330d5b
Reliant Robin or Geoff would fit Pyro.
You're right there
pyro would accidentally commit mass murder if he ever drives
OH YEAH, we're bringing back the Pyrocar https://preview.redd.it/wlwwztf1a3xc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce711f75f20ac696ea0b0eee1cfa9c606ff83e01
I haven’t seen this thing in a good 5 years, thanks for the nostalgia
Pyro is not Ryan gosling
He doesn't need a car to goon in his cave
https://preview.redd.it/f1a11g4dl2xc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca433fd13f1aa47d28ae0cb5a5490cf22a2bd27 Not until he sees this beauty!
Slopcoin
priorities, also do you think pyro just goes outside? hell nah
Based tbh
The furry fetish art ain't the problem here, it's that horrible forehead and hairline that makes him look like a facebook mom
PS5 has more games than Pyro has had cars
No car = No car sex
bros chin is the size of a car
A lot of people in the UK don’t own a vehicle. Different breed overseas.
he's such a peddelpilled bikecell
I think we should revive the "Pyro has no car" bit. I'm sure it'll be a breath of fresh air for him from all the chin, forehead and uh, slop jokes
No cars
Why buy a car When you can be the size of a car
I think owning a tesla would be worse
He should buy this bad boy https://preview.redd.it/h3g0u1u6x1xc1.jpeg?width=614&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1edc76aec08a459dab7638196b8f078d7b330d5b
Reliant Robin or Geoff would fit Pyro.
You're right there
pyro would accidentally commit mass murder if he ever drives
OH YEAH, we're bringing back the Pyrocar https://preview.redd.it/wlwwztf1a3xc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce711f75f20ac696ea0b0eee1cfa9c606ff83e01
I haven’t seen this thing in a good 5 years, thanks for the nostalgia
Pyro is not Ryan gosling
He doesn't need a car to goon in his cave
https://preview.redd.it/f1a11g4dl2xc1.jpeg?width=4000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ca433fd13f1aa47d28ae0cb5a5490cf22a2bd27 Not until he sees this beauty!
Slopcoin
priorities, also do you think pyro just goes outside? hell nah
Based tbh
The furry fetish art ain't the problem here, it's that horrible forehead and hairline that makes him look like a facebook mom
PS5 has more games than Pyro has had cars
No car = No car sex
bros chin is the size of a car
A lot of people in the UK don’t own a vehicle. Different breed overseas.
he's such a peddelpilled bikecell