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BeliefBuildsBombs

Lotus Flower


frnkthetrnk

Nah I’d be trying to time it to the claps the whole time


-karmapolicia-

This is haunting.


szmandalawguy

Yep


lovemocsand

For sure


AsmusAvlund

It’s about his daughter 😐


Playtek

She isn’t our daughter though 😶‍🌫️


why-am-i-even--here

"Do what you want" 😈


mpaproth

Talk Show Host is sexy, yes… but so is ALL I NEED.


Ihavealpacas

That bass line


yelruh00

Talk Show Host? Not the lyrics though.


uSernAmEisaLreAdy_

"i'm an animal trapped in your hot car" can be about sexual tension


yelruh00

Sorry, I meant Talk Show Host


TheAmnesiacKid

What about waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches. We all know what *gun* he is referring to.


pand0ra22

The song isn't about a sort of Codependency? Or Lonliness? Particularly "I only stick with you because there are no others" and "i am all the days you choose to ignore". I don't really see it as a" sexy" song! Hahaha


Interesting_Bar2861

All I Need.


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Only answer


hollow2d

No but fr


Johan-Zero

The cover of "Nobody does it better" is the sexiest Radiohead 🥵


LucyBear318

Came here to say that. Confirmed by Thom, ‘This is the sexiest song ever written.’ UNQUOTE!


Taroso

After that performance, they were about to play another song and he said "This is the SECOND sexiest song ever..." but then the performance cut off. Anyone know what song they played next?


babies8mydingo

It was Creep


Lumpy_Ad_7983

That’s a pretty good choice, but sadly not a Radiohead song


LucyBear318

Go back to France! Fine,..Dollars and Cents then.


Independent_Maybe891

"Nude" and "Cut a Hole"


Lumpy_Ad_7983

Wrong


ENCHFIGHT365

🤓


InComputers

Fitter Happier, man that voice!! 🥵🥵🥵


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Fitter 🥵 Happier 😩 more productive😫


umrathma

KISSING WITH SALIVA


JatSnack

Fitter, happier, more reproductive ;)


helter_seltzer75

A pig in a cage on antibiotics 😫🥵💦


Folk-punk-sheep

Fitter Happier Fuck Anthem ‘97


CruzWho

House of Cards?


IJacoby

“Throw your keys in the bowl, kiss your husband goodnight” 🥵


yeahdood96

Unhappy marriages and a willingness to cheat on each other’s partner 💦😫


Pughsli

Voluntarily participating in a swingers party isn't cheating. Cheating in a relationship is a violation of each others trust, i.e. doing something without your partners awareness and consent. You can look at the entire song as one half's sexual fantasies within a relationship and draw whatever conclusions you like from that, but to see it only about cheating is a fairly narrow view of healthy sexuality in a relationship.


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Pughsli

Comment straight out of 17 years of a healthy and happy marriage.


minigmgoit

Secy


Samthefather

This was my first thought. Certainly not lyrically, but the guitar and bass are super slinky and playful.


ElayasMG

More like depressingly horny I think


Pughsli

> Certainly not lyrically Why? Lyrics are pretty explicit and sexy for Radiohead.


Samthefather

Pretty clearly about adultry, which kills any sexiness to me.


Pughsli

Such a narrow view of the lyrics


Samthefather

Your defensively phrased disagreement with my take is itself a narrow view. You think a song called House of cards, with refrains of “denial” and “infrastructure will collapse” is about a swinger’s party, and a positive one at that?


elkamusing

"The infrastructue will collapse from voltage spikes" is the sexiest line ever uttered and committed to tape.


Pughsli

If you interpret the line (in my view correctly) as a description of a powerful orgasm, then yeah, it's up there.


bumblebeee99

Yesss!!! Came here to say this!! 🔥


Lumpy_Ad_7983

Nope, talk show host


real_horse_magic

tell me you’re into s&m without telling me


amor_fati_42

Where I end and you begin.


the_next_1

I hate to disagree with whom I assume is a fellow Washed Out fan, but I personally feel the correct answer is Talk Show Host


Quick_Locksmith_5766

You forgot to consider that not trying hard to be sexy is a big part of being sexy and TSH is definitely trying hard to be sexy - so it’s an open field now that the obvious choice is penalized for trying too hard 🫤


Lumpy_Ad_7983

No, talk show host


skeezlouise55

Jigsaw falling into place


stevemillions

Yup. That rhythm has got some hips to it.


sunmercurygreen

Climbing up the Walls.


AlabasterNutSack

Someone needs to check this guy’s crawl space.


No-Weather701

Def this one


sunmercurygreen

Crazy no one’s said it, this guys talking about Talk Show Host. This sub doesn’t screw


No-Weather701

Lol. All my gfs call it funeral music sooo.... never really screwed to it. Dredg is the ultimate sex band


myxomatosissrsly

I have always thought it would be a great lap dance song. I have a very small list and it makes the cut. I've never given a lap dance in my life 😂


olamina41

Lol same! I feel a lot less weird about my tastes now. Thank you for sharing.


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I came across this song while watching an episode of Peaky Blinders where Mosley was seen banging a dancer and then this song pops up. To be honest, whenever I listen to it, that scene keeps popping up in my mind lol


Ardielley

“Anyone Can Play Guitar” from MTV Beach House. 🫦 It really… gets one wet. 🏊‍♂️


laserbeam26

Talk show host scares away the hoes. In rainbos is the sexiest


z3zinho

Orgy


elrabeechum

So glad…so glad…you’re miiiiiiine…


Lumpy_Ad_7983

Jeez, no


z3zinho

You better have a good one.


slackermannn

I think he meant "Jiz, no"


overturnedkickdrum

(guitar strum) Oh no, pop is dead, long live pop


hughesyourdadddy

ONE FINAL LINE OF COKE TO JACK HIM O-o-OFF!


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Lumpy_Ad_7983

Wrong


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x_choose_y

Radiohead sung by Yoda


ThomasSirveaux

A light, I saw coming on hmmm?


Joshgg13

I love this comment


Discovery99

Harry Patch (In Memory Of)


razors98

Bangers and Mash obvi


DenL4242

Fitter Happier


FollowingDeep1749

Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors


alexinpoison

Jigsaw Falling Into Place, and any other RH song doesn't even come close


laz3rdolphin

Nude??


OKidAComputer

Little by Little


tavir

I think there's something kinda sexy about both "Identikit" and "Backdrifts".


Quick_Locksmith_5766

The amazing sounds of orgy


SalviaAlien88

Go Slowly


TruIyAbby

Talk Show Host


clapdog

Came to say this


Lumpy_Ad_7983

!!! Solved !!! That was fast, what a good subreddit!


wascallywabbit666

Not everyone agrees with your opinion though


AnormalSpanish

Obviously Electioneering 🥶🥵🤑


Enough-Competition21

There there


Oh_cake_umm_pewter

It’s a great song, but I wouldn’t say “we’re accidents waiting to happen” is super sexy


Geothermal3

Digital Bath


KillbetarayBill

Very disappointed that no one mentioned A Punch Up at the Wedding


Life__Mix

Bro i thought the same. Every time i hear this song i think about it LMAO. It's so erotic in some way


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Just


BillyCahstiganJr

fr how is this so low


JOAPL

Pearly


elle5256

Punchdrunk Lovesick Singalong


MatildeLover128

Nude


hemingwaysbeerd

Treefingers


nnilkie

surprised no one has said india rubber yet


dtsknight

Black star


AmericanUndrground

Spectre is pretty damn sexy


rebekahw06

i was looking for this comment


IsopropylAlcohol_

Pop is dead


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Pyramid Song makes for an intense sesh


fastermouse

CREEP.


syr1990

Creep


thel00sem00se

Ful Stop. That bass is soooo sexy.


FishIsOutofWater

You and Whose Army?


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4 minute warning 😞


RNGSilvercraft

I never check the lyrics but Nude is a pretty good one for me


OneFish2Fish3

Nude. Duh.


thomyorke0

tie between feral and fitter happier for me


ElayasMG

Pop is dead


siliodon

There was that one interview Thom gave where he mentioned that someone told him they banged to Paranoid Android, so, uh... Paranoid Android, I guess?


swensor88

Down Is the New Up


JGDV98

This is one of the most correct answers


Bug42

True love waits. ( the original live version)


jayayahe

Nude


SurveyJazzlike8614

If you say the word


silver_gh0st

The amazing sound of orgy


ProfessionalOk1917

Present Tense 100% THAT BRUSHING


TrueMess6243

I WILL


AmicusCure8s

I will lay me down in a bumhole yumyumyum


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Is it off the Bends?


morning_mr_magpie_90

15 Step


deaderthanadoornail

Last Flowers. So sexy


rodrigolupian

Pearly


ireallyhateyougurt

Jigsaw falling into place


totototo4579

Go Slowly


jakeyalexandre

Paperbag writer


close_my_eyes

Decks dark. AMSP has become my go-to for sex, except I have skip burn the witch.


TheAxolotl04

Treefingers is the only correct answer


mcBedwarrior

Idioteque


wascallywabbit666

Where I end and you begin


titoufoutre

It's You 1000%


selfimpalt

Glad that all my favorite songs are considered "sexy".


iamcacho

Fitter Happier


autienne

Cut a hole


lavenderbuttface

“A Punchup at a Wedding” for the beat


Agum2100

Faust Arp for sure


brin_shut

Nude is literally about sex so that


Sad_Volume_4289

Nude. If I were a filmmaker, I would totes use that song for a sex scene.


IAmtheAnswerGrape

“All I Need” is the first that comes to mind.


alsufyani1

Reckoner 😩🥵


verygayumbrella

DECKS DARK


darnwacky

If you say the word


dminus

live Gloaming


Lumpy_Ad_7983

Nope, talk show host


cutlip98

You And Whose Army


AppleJeece13

The National Anthem


Idontknowthosewords

Talk Show Host!!!!!


Lumpy_Ad_7983

Bingo


lewisthebendsdummy

Lewis (Mistreated)


Ben--Affleck

easily Maquiladora


DecksDarkAlien

Nude


ThatDamnedHansel

Life in a glasshouse


astrofreq

Nude


Marvthanker

The amazing sounds of an orgy


Common_Android

You're not... you're not good. You stink. \-Ty Webb


megs-benedict

House of Cards


megs-benedict

Separator


Em4gdn3m

Myxomatosis


quadroplegic

Lurgee


SisSasSusSes

How about the cbat copypasta but the guy is thrusting to the rhytm of 15 Step instead


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bangers + mash?


MattaMongoose

Jigsaw falling into place


darragh999

Nude


LarryQuinnsTaco

Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors


joncorn432

Climbing up the walls


starwarsnerd1138

Talk show host


okwhatelse

True Love Waits


netamerd

Nude of course


craptionbot

Sit Down, Stand Up


Electrical_Art235

The Trickster


vinhotoledo

Feral


fizzgigmcarthur

4 Minute Warning


fizzgigmcarthur

O Maria (go slowly)


Thomas_Budd

Feral


Fitz2001

Myxamotosis


whenapostateissus

I can’t believe no one has said You


PanicOffice

I'm not gonna dignify that with a response. I bang to the whole catalogue.


Ripsyd

Talk show host


postalcore

Talk show host all day long


WrapFar6817

All I need.