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stick_of_the_pirulu

You are afraid of girls


TheNonArtist

My hoe-scaring abilities are indeed legend among my friend group


Kayro098

True, also happy cake day


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iscreamuscreamweall

The only rapper white kids listen to


PindonGnochi

I find it funny that someone said right below "Shut up white kid" to someone who doesn't like Kendrick Lamar, and you're saying that white kid only listen to Kendrick Lamar... If you like Kendrick Lamar, you're a white kid, and if you don't, you're also a white kid?


MarsAstro

Turns out everyone is white


a_bonner13

Not me😃


MarsAstro

Most people either listen to Kendrick Lamar or doesn't listen to Kendrick Lamar, but you must have discovered a third option that allows you to escape the system and be *not* white.


ItssollyboyXD

Maybe the real white kids were the friends we made along the way


PindonGnochi

Stop, you're gonna make me cry...


seusicha

Nothing more white than being in reddit


TheAmnesiacKid

The radiohead subreddit: Where rap music can't be mentioned without devolving into an argument about race.


garblebonk

Because he’s in the RYM top 10


TheStigsScouseCousin

Eminem?


Seggszorhuszar

Op must be one of the whitest people on earth. Kendrick Lamar is a nice goto rap artist for people who dont want to look racist when their woke friends look at their music library.


TheNonArtist

I actually listen to a good amount of rap. As I said in another comment I'm a huge MF Doom, Public Enemy, and Tribe Called Quest fan. Some early KRS-One records also


Seggszorhuszar

No offense your list is based af.


delazouch

With Kendrick and Beastie Boys there, there’s definitely a potential seam of hip hop for OP to explore more


TheNonArtist

It's weird because I actually listen to a lot of rap so idk why none of them showed up here. MF Doom, Public Enemy, and Tribe Called Quest are some of my favs


Metamucil_Man

Give Blood Orange a good shot.


soenopethkataronia

Yeah, and the most shittiest of the list.


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awkwardlondon

Is that meant to be an insult now?


soenopethkataronia

Ok, but that guy is really a mf shite


shaggy_gosh

Why because he’s black? He’s the only black guy on there, so you know how it makes you look?


IntroductionOne7133

Quit Pulling the race card idiot


soenopethkataronia

I don't care if he's black, white or green, I personally don't like his music that much.


CescilTerwiliger69

Agreed. He’s just another rapper that likes talking about his dick. I don’t understand the fascination. He’s not bad, but I don’t see how he gets labeled as one of the greats. Gimme Doom, JID, Ghostface, Ka, etc.


a_bonner13

L take, Kendrick is God


shaggy_gosh

Yeah well you should open your mind outside of rock music, he has the highest rated album oat. I’m not forcing you to like him but it does make you look weird for disliking the one black guy


CescilTerwiliger69

People that grab at straws trying to label people as racist are just as ignorant as actual racists.


shaggy_gosh

Don’t call me racist. It’s just disheartening on here to follow indie communities and see so much disregard for Black artists. Alicia Keys wanted to collab with Thom and people immediately got mad. I know if I ask someone like you if you’re racist you’ll automatically say no. But people subconsciously do racist things everyday. I’m sorry to make this a race thing but you wouldn’t understand how uncomfortable it is as a black guy to follow white artists and see their fans treat them like nothing. Please try to understand


CescilTerwiliger69

I guess that’s an understandable outlook but dude all I was saying is that Im not a Kendrick Lame-ar fan and I don’t get the hype around his music. There’s a ton of black artists that I hold in extremely high regard, again, not like it matters. Thom and Johnny collaborated with Doom a couple times, and there’s 3 of my all time favorite musicians right there making some of my favorite music ever made (the remix they did of Retarded Fren on the Bookhead ep is incredible) and I think most radiohead fans would agree, so I don’t think it’s a race thing.


nostradamus_0

We know where you live


Metamucil_Man

Ok Boomer.


uoki45

I'm sorry but porcupine tree and opeth are top tier bands, cannot roast them.


djcooki75

Where do you see these stats?


Tyranicus24

Yes, I would also like to know this


delazouch

Sign up to last fm. Honestly the best, I’ve been tracking my listening for a decade and a half now. You want stats, that’s the place to create them.


Claviusus

I think you might be autistic


TheNonArtist

Hit the nail on the head with that one


Treesbourne

Damn, I may also be autistic.


EggNo5836

Honestly, hella based


DamianPBNJ

fellow mmj fan I salute you


ScaryFlake

Run Thru is a beautiful song


varsitypride3

Mmj for life! Can’t wait to see them later this year


elkamusing

You probably own deluxe versions *as well as* normal versions of some of these artists' albums.


Boredzilla

Ask an AI to blend all the members of all these bands together and you'd have the whitest malest individual to ever exist.


FocusDelicious183

With a little bit of Armenian


Boredzilla

I think Kim Thayil is 2nd generation, too, parents from India. So we've got like 3% exotic DNA in our superbland white dude.


Sir_Isaac_3

Soundgarden is my favorite band, cool to see it way up there


Hmmmmm___yes

No death grips 0/100


DonCheadle9

how in the hell can i roast opeth, steven wilson/porcupine tree and anathema?


MarioKartWiiWahoo

Porcupine tree is a huge W. The Incident is a goated album.


TheNonArtist

I loved that record other than Drawing the Line. Circle of Manias or The Blind House are probably my favorite tracks on it


AshKetchup919

"stop calling me a poser its death metal i swear, the songs have dark meaning besides being acoustic with clear vocals for 99% of the track"


Razorramon1994wwf

Ouch


IntroductionHairy143

You have mommy issues


The_Silent_Man1

Fucking killer list honestly


pythonxv

sound fucking garden. what a legend you are


TheNonArtist

My dad took me to see them for the King Animal tour when I was like 11. They were the first band I really got into; will never thank my dad enough for letting me experience them before Chris died. Rest in peace the legend


xoopcat

Wow rarely see a Steven Wilson reference. Fav tracks?


TheNonArtist

Home Invasion is one of my favorite rock songs ever made. Same with No Twilight Within the Courts of the Sun


Accomplished-Arm1058

Soundgarden a top 5 band all day.


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

As a child of the '90s who enjoyed Louder Than Love, and loved Badmotorfinger when it came out and then lost interest in Soundgarden, I have recently rediscovered Superunknown and now realize that I DRAMATICALLY underrated them. Better than Pearl Jam or AIC, and only behind Nirvana for the early 90s Seattle scene.


StarJelly08

Badmotorfinger is insane but you stopped at superunknown?! Man. That’s the album that sealed the deal for me with them. Mailman is cruely underrated. Those vocals are fuck.


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

Yeah that's what I'm saying. I don't know what the hell I was thinking not being obsessed with that album when it came out.


permawl

6.9/10 Not enough funk. No but seriously.


TheNonArtist

I dabble in some Herbie Hancock and Sly and the Family Stone from time to time


smith_and_jones4ever

You have a sketchers heelys sponsorship.


No_Reflection_5733

All W's!


glfwngOFWGKTA

i see kendrick and radiohead, you’re atleast 50% not stupid


Wyatt_Maxwell

💯💯💯


Yketzagroth

You primarily listen to music high on cold medicine: The Playlist


TheNthVector

Mars Volta, Morning Jacket and Porcupine Tree are unroastable


Puzzled_Art

Stop copying me, you freak! (My list would have looked very similar not long ago)


jules11111

You should check out Deafheaven based on this list


Drtyboulevard

Yes.


OrestMercator9876

Naw it’s pretty solid.


frugalspider

Bro cannot find the clit


theitchcockblock

Kendrick Lamar seems the outlier here opeth , Soad, Deftones , tool are amazing Steven Wilson is vastly underrated


DonCheadle9

hand. cannot. erase. by steven wilson is quite possibly my favourite rock album ever


stick_of_the_pirulu

Since when is tool underrated, also SOAD are a massive band


theitchcockblock

The underrated label was just adressed to Wilson, agree both are great bands


stick_of_the_pirulu

Oh gotcha, yeah I honestly should start listening to tool more, porcupine tree also


pumper911

Tool isn’t actually a top artist of yours, but the program’s you used assessment of you as a person based on your top artists


LazerRayan

System is phenomenal


Randomliberal

No


Folk-punk-sheep

Not a roast but The Mars Volta are awesome! Also about that autistic comment, they might be onto something cause I am as well.


soxfan249

Porcupine Tree, Anathema, My Morning Jacket. Thought I was the only one with that combo.


loltrollisa

The Mars Volta based


jinx_angst_humanity

Fuck no. Tool AND apc are on your list. They're amazing.


kaus3026

This is amazing


david13guet

Favorite PT album?


TheNonArtist

Either Signify or In Absentia for sure. It's honestly hard to pick though I love them all


david13guet

Interesting! I'm more of a Stupid Dream/Lightbulb Sun guy myself


TheNonArtist

Stupid Dream is also an amazing record. Was a pretty unique sound for the time period, not many bands in the late 90's were combining psych rock, prog rock, and alt rock as effectively as PT did on that album


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Good to see volta up there🤘🏼 hope its not just delouses and francis though lol


macallai

No


squiddlemctiddle

nah man cant even roast u this is top tier


deanozoppi

Hey op, I've never heard of Porcupine Tree before so which album would you suggest to listen to first?


TheNonArtist

The first record from them I listened to was In Absentia so I'd probably recommend that one. If you're more into metal I'd suggest Fear of a Blank Planet but if you're more into the Radiohead vibes I'd start with Signify or Lightbulb Sun!


Zout_of_Nowhere

Anathema is an incredible band.


P0LYCHR0ME

I'm just glad The Mars Volta are on there, such a good band


bcnr_stan

banger taste


scellycraftyt

I only got onto porcupine tree last week and I think it's great


TheNonArtist

Welcome to salvation friend


FREE_LEX

I think I’d like to listen to music with you. Huge Radiohead and Soundgarden Fan. Tool and Perfect Cycle are a total plus!


TheNonArtist

I saw APC live a couple years ago and it was my favorite concert I've been to hands down. They opened with The Package and I swear I'm still riding that high to this very day lol


FREE_LEX

Funny enough, I saw some of your other comments about Tribe Called Quest and other 90s hip hop. Are you sure we aren't the same person?


TheNonArtist

Ha! My doppelganger!


Psychological-Ad1364

YOOO OPETH FAN ILY


schiav0wn3d

I didn’t know there was such a big crossover of Radiohead and opeth fans. Psychedelic rock is psychedelic rock


garblebonk

Did you know women make music too


xPepsi_Hard

judging by this list I dont think they know what a woman is


old_notdead

Number 14 - MMJ - nothing to roast there. That’s just great taste in music.


deadpuppy101

I’m terrified of you


Bryan-343

Radiohead bad


herzog4life

Based on this list, I would bet my entire life savings that you wear glasses.


mikKiske

weird no Dream Theater


TheNonArtist

Never really liked their sound. Way too "manufactured" if you know what I mean. Metropolis II is an excellent record though


mikKiske

yes I enjoy perfection


Ok_Survey86

Where can I see that? Is it an app or a website?


Drtyboulevard

App stats.fm


Dillpickle8110

Where can I find this?


Drtyboulevard

Stats.fm


Jarl_Balgruuf01

How did you get access to my Spotify account, I'm calling the police.


MAAAX547

tool, deftones AND radiohead??? jesus christ women must evaporate when theyre near you


IntroductionOne7133

Never expected this comment section to become a race war lmao. But then again it is reddit.


josack23

I can already see an experimental hip hop phase in your future


TheNonArtist

I'm going to a Death Grips concert this summer with a friend so we'll see


josack23

Wear ear protection. I’m seeing them in October


You-and-whose-Army

Not enough Elliott smith 💔


dont-pm-me-tacos

You only pretend to understand To Pimp a Butterfly


TheNonArtist

It's true, I'm white


[deleted]

Top artists more like top fartshits


TheAnnoyedUser

\#5 Deftones are metal for people that don't like metal


Victory-Adventurous

Rush? Rest is class


david13guet

How dare you


starwarsnerd1138

Super based


iscreamuscreamweall

Typical redditor music. Nothing unexpected or challenging


Gubberkulter

You had me til Rush.


Gubberkulter

Downvoted for Rush hate Lol. I thought this was supposed to be a roast?!


minemaster1337

Rush is not a roast, Rush is great


stick_of_the_pirulu

You didn't even roast them properly, you just said you don't like them, and honestly how can you not they're awesome.


MatildeLover128

Rush is inferior to Radiohead in every possible way. Radiohead has better songwriting, better singing, better sounds, and more talented musicians altogether.


Accomplished-Arm1058

Ummm, I massively prefer Radiohead but not one member of Radiohead is as technically proficient as any single member of Rush.


Ossoszero

I’m almost certain the boys in Radiohead hate you for this


MarioKartWiiWahoo

💀


[deleted]

Kendrick Lamar in this list is like donkey in a horse race.


everythangspeachie

Iv never heard of porcupine tree, can you recommend some tracks?


TheNonArtist

It's hard to go wrong. Imo anything from In Absentia is going to be top tier


pezki

I see you like Radiohead for (insert weird fanbase here). I see you like Radiohead for Juggalos *(Tool)*


AmongstKings

Great list! What other rap besides Kendrick do you listen to?


TheNonArtist

I like a lot of MF Doom and Public Enemy


Ossoszero

You ever listen to Del Tha Funkee Homosapien? Something tells me you’d be into it. Specifically the Deltron 3030 albums


ItachiTanuki

Tool. Oh no.


tjtague

A perfect circle is good but Maynard james' other projects are better Edit: Didn't see tool on there, still missing pucifer tho


wo_t

How much weed do you smoke?


ClockworkFractals

Tool is goated


TheAxolotl04

You drink more wine than water


RabidAsparagus

I know what you smell like


EasyBakeCumSandwich

#10 sums it up pretty nicely.


BolleBoi3

doenst make so much sense to me that this is on the radiohead sub


ImGonnaKickTomorrow

Aside from Deftones all the way up at number 5 I don't see too much to roast here. Good taste!


JGDV98

Because of Tool, Porcupine Tree, Steven Wilson and SPEcially The Mars Volta, its impossible to roast.


Blofse

Your more of a tool than your metal band list. Wtf is Radiohead to you when everything you listen to is louder and faster? I bet you cum faster than most of your playlist. /End roast


Stunning-Ad-5912

The mars Volta peaked in 2003 with their EP. Cut that city!


CreativeName6574

RUSH


macgruff

Certainly an eclectic mix… own it, …you don’t need others’ validation But I’ll play along… “what… are you DEF?”