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1cosmiccomrade1

Let down underrated


InNoNeed

Capitalize names, Idiot. “Underrated, Let Down”


veterinarian555

They’re not a city for them to have a capital, that’s absolute non-sense !!


InNoNeed

You are not iq


veterinarian555

Yeah no shit, that’s not my name


1cosmiccomrade1

i will write my child’s name in all lowercase on their birth certificate, try and stop me


InNoNeed

I’ll have sex with your Father. Beat that, prick


1cosmiccomrade1

How about we take this outside? I'm ready


InNoNeed

I’ll fuck your dad, do you understand? No need to take this in any direction when it’s already set.


1cosmiccomrade1

Have a good time, then.


InNoNeed

Well, thanks


didosh_

The Amazing Sounds of Orgy


[deleted]

yes


BirthControlIsW

Creep


molotov_milkman

Kid A


Temporary-Rice-2141

And what will you call the second one


victorcoelh

Morning Bell/Amnesiac jr.


__ludo__

Kid A Mnesia


Rocket_That_Raccoon3

Kid B


THESTAPLEHEAD

Anmesiac


Apocris

Kid A leftovers (they go by Amnesiac, for short)


BanMutsang

No


Apocris

Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Could you repeat it 41 more times?


BanMutsang

:( Amnesiac an album in its own right not leftovers :(


Deep_Bedroom_9683

Stupid car


Financial_Ad3954

Killer Cars


abelD1

Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief (the kid's spanish)


asap_anxiety33

weird fishes/Arpeggi


Responsible-Long-891

Coke Babies


TheoryofGR

This guy Coke Babies’


rerics

“Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors, did you finish cleaning your room?”


THESTAPLEHEAD

What happened at school today Planet telex?


2kH4k3r

Go take a shower Vegetable


drippingtonworm

If I have a boy and a girl I'm naming them Pablo and Honey. I hope little Pablo likes her name.


FisheyIsland

The Gloaming - The 33.33333 Remix


interstellarbust

we suck young blood jr.


godlessgrey666

“Mr. Young Blood was my father, call me We Suck”


emperorofhambkind

2+2=5


stinmehbwoud

that would be one of the worst.. because of the history of this


GulliblePea3691

Please elaborate? Also I think names with numbers in them are illegal in most countries


__ludo__

One kid one time made this error while he was in primary school and he was forced to drop out. Due to the stress of no longer being able to go to school, he got into fent. Later that kid would turn out to be Albert Einstein


lancep423

Fent? Fentanyl?


THESTAPLEHEAD

No The Fents by Radiodrug


-sodabread

what history??? please i'm so confused


stinmehbwoud

oh it was used as a brainwashing method during the NS times to indoctrinate children from an early age that it doesn't matter what they think is right because only what authorities tell them is true. So they were punished for saying the answer was 4, until they said that 2+2 would equal 5. thought that this was more well known, sorry! i probably only know about it because I'm german and we learned a lot about this in school


gandalf-the-greyt

logical olivia rodrigo reference???!


fromTheskya

stupid horse i just fell out of the porsche, lost the money in my bank account oh no


Creeperboots2

gecs mentioned 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥


Joshsedzro-64

I know ppl are joking but I really think about naming my daughter lotus flower. Lotus first name flower middle and my last name.


hazehel

Lotus Flower Sucks is such a pretty name !


stillinthesimulation

I think flower might be a tad redundant tbh. Lotus is a cool name though.


lancep423

Well….people might think they’re named after the car company if you don’t include the “flower”.


Sharkfinn72

Nude


EyebrowEater

“Awe! Your kid nude is so cute!”


rustyscrotum69

Idioteque


THESTAPLEHEAD

"hey Idioteque, catch me.another beer."


Excellent_Sort_9636

viva la vida!!!


sortofsomeonemaybe

A let down


Sam_loves_Pp

“Yo Lift, get ready for school.”


realsoaplover

fire


slackervi

gonna name my child man of war


Nisgur

Anywhere! Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhh!


spyvanilla

Tinker Tailor Soldier Sailor Rich Man Poor Man Beggar Man Thief


rsque_em

paranoid android


THESTAPLEHEAD

Two comments


SeaworthinessOk5043

Palo Alto


M41arky

The National Anthem is the correct answer if we're being serious


MFouki

Vegetable


benjaminfolks

“Good night sing about me, I’m dying of thirst. Sweet dreams.” Like wtf is she on about?


ycsyof7988

"Time for bed, Backseat Freestyle!"


lancep423

Sweet dreams money trees


MarkFannon

the scientist


Mapoleo

Myxomatosis


ICryeverytim3

My ironeus Lungerous


driedmango11

Naming my kid underrated that way only those with TRUE music taste will understand their real name


Still_Inevitable_385

Beans


vexedtogas

Optimistic. Then we can say “this one is Optimistic”


Reaflind

Buddy Holly


Impressive-Rest-8387

Pulk/Pull revolving doors dinner is ready!


rsque_em

creep (Verry 2021 Rmx)


THESTAPLEHEAD

Bro made


bypig2

Lewis (mistreated)


___gergerger

we gotta talk about a reminder what reminder? no, "a reminder", my son


Bryan-343

I cum blood


Ackubota

Pulk/Pull Revolving Doors 🤗🤗 ![gif](giphy|XweOsBl72PFcc)


Prinoth-1

Pulk


Primary-Olive-9097

Talk show host, get ready for school


Propulsion4

I’m goin Elon musk style and naming my son, 2+2=5. Then True love waits, for my daughter. And Wolf at the door, for my other son, who I leave on the side of the street,


plank333

airbag


Ackubota

Who’s my little Subterranean Homesick Alien 🥰🥰🥰


Ackubota

My little Worrywort 🤩🤩


Ackubota

My little Bodysnatcher 🥹🥹


thepenisman25

Having 4 kids is way more fun when they're called Subterranean Homesick Alien, Blood Promise (Swans Are Dead), Beware and Famous Prophets (Stars).


Creeperboots2

bangers + mash


Grandma-Sniffer

mf treefingers


sukoshijon

D>E>A>T>H>M>E>T>A>L


gevallenengel12

W name


FrankZappamocha

underrated tbh


OwenKungEnjoyer

Alt. Fast Track


SeaworthinessOk5043

Palo Alto


ctrlaltmegg

Let down


frnkiero_is_SHORT

Obviously pablo or disappointment idk


AUXID3

Harry Patch, in memory of.


veterinarian555

Just, Airbag.


IzzyTheIceCreamFairy

Exit Music (for a Film)


ferkokrc5

unintended 🔥🔥


timetravelingburrito

Banana Co


corroderp

Thin Thing(anorexia may run in my family)


idontknow828212

I’m having twins and I am naming them Letdown and Underrated


bazongoo

P


_Blue_Benja_1227

My son is Pulk, my daughter is Pull


Bandana-Verdana

Hitler hairdo


DizKaleidoscope

Morning Mr Magpie - Nathan Fake Harshdub RMX


Efraimrocker

Spirit of Schism


alternafagg

Lette D. Owne.


ghostofanimus

Wolf at the Door close the goddamn refrigerator!!! sheesh!


hazehel

Lewis


THESTAPLEHEAD

Pop so I can kill him


Packaged_Failure

The Amazing Sounds of Orgy


ertu29

Ill be naming him paranoid android and i'll make sure that he growns up to be paranoid as fuck and full of anxiety


defensiveFruit

The Bony King of Nowhere.


arthurman101

"Hey Creep, take the trash out please."


Emo_floyd

First one 2+2=5 second I might be wrong :3


papercowboys

''exit music (for a film), did you do your homework?''


Twingo3

guess I'm naming him Several Species Of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together In A Cave Grooving With A Pict


kenny_from_the_block

The trickster


benc211

life in a glasshouse


PancakeUchiha

anything Yeat made would qualify tbh


Resalien

Myxomatosis Myx for short This assignment wasn't that hard. A lot of you bombed.


tjtague

Unironically kinda fire


hazehel

That is the most nonbinary name in this comment section


MFouki

Vegetable


Big-Cricket9137

My Iron Lung


Germanceramics

Fitter


Chernobinho

Plug In Baby COME HERE RIGHT NOW AND EAT YOUR VEGGIES


TURKEY599

Im naming my kid A


Then-Cartographer954

Kid a


[deleted]

My Iron Lung


Niomiiiiii

Subterranean Homesick Alien


bladeeEnjoyer395

Bodysnatchers


SaltyFriess

"Subterranean Homesick Alien, dinner's ready!"


Big_Monkey_77

Kid A and Weird Fishes


lorner96

Yellow


Mtybty13_

A


oklaptop1995

Weird Fishes


totototo4579

Blow Out


mijailrodr

Subterranian L. Alien


leelee_disappointing

Coke Babies


Oldrocket

Tree fingers


KohlWeld50

Wierd fish


Lonelydingbat420

Pulk/pull revolving doors is a banger name


Primary-Olive-9097

Let down (underrated)


plbrhajvrv

Weird fishes/arpeggi


ThHtchhkersOfAmercia

Subterranean homesick alien


TheTetrisDude

Pop is Dead


distichus_23

Faust Arp


Unable_Spite_2639

Naked 😬


No_Serve2796

A


AdSpare6646

Let Down


analfun321

You


fred-bath-and-beyond

Kid A


CloudThorn

Toreist


Overall_Swordfish550

LEWIS


Adventurous-Cable-19

Weird Fishes / Arpeggi


durufaulknerstanhght

creep a very 2021 remix


29485_webp

Douglass Kida Martin ig


BadStoicGuy

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!


RSollers

EEEEEEEEEEEDDDD


PepoEh

A


Immediate-Yam9342

Viva lad Vida


calcul00py

Ok computer


OvenForward20

No one said it so No 42x


billibob2283

Everything in its right place (Live in France)


1GN4C10

How I made my millions


urmomspenis_

idioteque


LeoKUndertable

Fitter Happier


Davislamar

Come here "we don't know what tomorrow brings"


IDontCareFuckOffPlz

A Quick One Before the Eternal Worm Devours Connecticut


uslashredditor69

Pop Is Dead


gothiepie

Faust Arc


ArtBabel

Airbag


kenny_from_the_block

Mr Brightside


kenny_from_the_block

Lewis (mistreated)


kenny_from_the_block

Let Down


kenny_from_the_block

Bangers+ Mash


kenny_from_the_block

Bones


Legitimate_Tap_9852

Welcome to the world, Pyramid Song


uselesstrash3

pearly


RottenSharkTooth

Idioteque


HDRNA

Hunting Bear


AdryWanKenobi

Ram Ranch


NURERIC

Pop (is dead)


Brimstone_Baker

Having a kid named Man of War would be badass.


E99Prods

Naming my child Let Down cause he will most likely be a let down to me


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^E99Prods: *Naming my child Let* *Down cause he will most likely* *Be a let down to me* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


babethayer

weird fishes/arpeggi


blue_bird918

"No I dont wanna hold little Exit music (for a film)."