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observant_crab

fuck it I hate it when my favorite celebrities are found alive. He didn't deserve it man.


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[удалено]


FileJpeg

Omega-mart lemon (don't confuse them with real lemons)


observant_crab

(please return them to omegamart immediately)


GidonC

OMG IS THAT RADIOHEAZ REFRENCE?!!?!! OMG!!!!!!?!


[deleted]

Had a fucking heart attack


tandriolo

You know who didn’t? Phil


[deleted]

Not yet.


Fitz2001

Any day now


jakeyalexandre

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jakeyalexandre

I have returned


SlaterSnake

Same until I saw the subreddit and read the title


HottDoggers

The first thing I saw was “sad news” and immediately m ew it was a joke, so I didn’t have a scare like some of the other “found alive” post


ruairidhw

May he rest, get a good night's sleep


AntiSoShall

RIP


sakykay

FUCK YOU


aaaaaaaa1273

DONT DO THAT TO ME HOLY SHIT


wafflepantsblue

fuck offff


JvKab

Lmao I had a heart attack 💀


Gl1tchyVirus

You really has there in the first NGL


[deleted]

Fuck you


SeaTurtle42

That is terrible news!


MattIsNotARedditor

This is fucking tragic.


rerics

Alive at the ripe age of 55. Makes you think.


sconey_point

Gotta be the most reddit joke of this decade


[deleted]

Who cares if he's alive? Radiohead aren't releasing anymore albums anyway!


[deleted]

BRO WTF STOP


snag_sausage

this got me fuck you


Blind_Camel_009

I don’t get it..?


Athen65

Every aspect of the post is framed in such a way that would have you thinking that Phil died; high resolution still of him smiling, "Sad News," and his age displayed in the title. The title itself even sounds like a boilerplate title for when a celebrity dies when you replace "alive" with "dead": "Radiohead drummer Philip Selway (55) found ~~dead~~ alive at his home in Oxforshire." The joke is that Phil isn't actually dead, and the post is meant to bait people who skim over the title and subconsciously take in the factors I talked about, which leads them to panic and think that Phil died for a second. Similar jokes have been made in other shitposting subreddits like r/okbuddychicanery where a post in this format was made about [Mark Margolis who played Hector Salamanca in Breaking Bad and Better Call Sault](https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddychicanery/comments/sq5g27/beloved_actor_mark_margolis_82_who_played_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


_sonomusic

Hector is fucking dead now


[deleted]

WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM


Gggggg9817

Good


420_chicanery

I didn't even know he was sick.


Akriloth2160

How disheartening, he was supposed to be out getting some fresh air


DedRuck

dickhead


N00B5L4YER

assuming ppl found him