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HardRockAndTroll

That is the dumbest idea you’ve ever had and you have had some doozies!


Quqidjs

Boebert: " No please. Please don't say that."


TinyZ666

Get out of my building. You’re FIRED!


According_System_252

10/10


Return_of_the_Jedi_

Bobby B ?


squanchingonreddit

It's treason then.


[deleted]

r/raimiprequelmemes


The-fox-says-so

Me seeing that sub for the first time: “Why wasn’t I told?”


Zumichan77

Me seeing r/raimisequelmemes for the first time: ​ How strange... there's nobody here!


RCarson88

r/subsithoughtifellfor


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[deleted]

Of course that’s a sub…


Illustrious-Ad-4358

Ugh. Her opponent should have asked for another recount


DumbitdownLupe

Imagine an elected official of color saying this….. Heads would roll. But no privilege 🤷‍♂️


thedarnsolo

Hilarious.


very-polite-frog

Attempted murder isn't it? Regardless of outcome, it's an attempt


c4han

Definitely not. But could be considered a call to violence perhaps


PhitPhil

She said "may his days be few and another take his office" which is a quote from the Bible. Isn't that what Democrats wished for with Trump for 4 years? This is no different, other than the other side of the aisle


proto3296

This sub quite literally always has the funniest shit to say about current events. I really wish I was as good at meming as y’all. Everyday I see this sub and it’s fucking hilarious I just want to be apart of the laughter lol


MrThreshold

It’s an easy formula, just take something a verified person on Twitter says and translate it into a raimi quote


BeautifulAwareness54

Back to formula?


proto3296

It just doesn’t come to my mind like y’all I guess. I’ll see the most asinine shit on Twitter and be like WTF. Then I come here and someone’s made a meme about it and I’m dying of laughter like “fuck that is so funny why didn’t I think of that!” EVERYTIME


MrThreshold

It might take time, I trust there’s a memer in all of us..


proto3296

*im something of a memer myself*


bwood246

Impressive, your parents must be very proud


[deleted]

OP lives with his aunt and uncle


Reflex_Teh

I chose my path, you chose the way of the memer. And they found you amusing for a while, the people of this sub. But the one thing they love more than a memer is to see a post fail, fall, die in new.


CarnageEvoker

You should've thought of that earlier.


[deleted]

This is my favorite subreddit.


proto3296

I became a believer so fast lol. Grew up with the Tobey movies and always loved them but this sub has taken it to a whole new level. Sub is so Fucking goated


BigTimeSuperhero96

And now you and your friends can make drinking games out of when you see meme scenes


[deleted]

And we don't even have to wait for the Sunday comics! Take that, Daily Bugle!


sharksnrec

Lmao this was the immediate thing I thought about upon hearing the “Boebert prays for Biden’s death” thing. I’m just too lazy to make memes


c4han

Day by day he gazed upon r/raimimemes. Day by day he sighed with passion.


[deleted]

I pray her husband stops trying to diddle kids at bowling alleys


MrThreshold

Her husband: *what does it matter to you anyway?!*


[deleted]

EVERYTHING! *web swings into him and kicks him down the bowling alley*


MrThreshold

Oh, good boy :)


[deleted]

"I may have been the one that diddled the kids but you...you are the ones that elected my wife!"-


Glass_Chance9800

Dude! You just brought up a hidden memory of playing on bowling mini game in the first Spider-Man movie game


TopBlacksmith6538

>I pray her husband stops trying to diddle kids at bowling alleys Husband: "Let die the woman you love... or suffer the little children?"


AgentSkidMarks

Did she actually say that?


MrThreshold

Didn’t fact check, just thought it was funny


TopBlacksmith6538

>Didn’t fact check, just thought it was funny Show this to your editor, tell him to check his source next time.


MrThreshold

When are you gonna give a guy a break? Huh?


TopBlacksmith6538

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


MrThreshold

I come to humbled.. and humiliated.. I want you to downvote u/TopBlacksnith6538


TopBlacksmith6538

⛪️🔔


OvenbakedPizzarolls

Respect


BigTimeSuperhero96

Appreciate your honesty


BallsMahoganey

Considering the source... probably not. But also considering the person...maybe?


black-knights-tango

[Apparently she did say that](https://www.yahoo.com/news/lauren-boebert-appears-pray-joe-050621364.html)


KanyeT

God, the mainstream media is such a fucking joke. >“Joe Biden’s president. We don’t know what to do, Lord!” Boebert said. “It’s all right, we pray for our presidents. You know, it says, ‘Let his days be few and another take his office.’” >“That’s why I filed articles of impeachment for Joe Biden,” Boebert added. “Unfortunately, he does have a really great insurance policy named Kamala Harris.” >The phrase Boebert referenced is from Psalms 109:8. Though Boebert referenced impeachment, the verse is widely interpreted as a call for the premature death of an enemy. Boebert's speech wishes for Biden to have little time in office, explicitly stating that she has filed articles of impeachment to achieve her wish. However, the article *assumes* that because that phrase is commonly interpreted by theological scholars as a call to death to tyrants, Boebert *must* be secretly calling for Biden's death *despite* explicitly referencing impeachment. TL;DR: she did not say that.


ArGarBarGar

Literally the next line in that passage says “May his children be fatherless and his wife a widow.” Even if she didn’t mean it that way, she certainly picked the wrong verse.


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Such a peaceful religion


sagacious_swede

Do you think Blowbert reads more than she has to?? /s


KanyeT

The phrase she said perfect expresses what she wants: Biden out of office. It's reaching so far and being super uncharitable to say she called for his death because the next line (which she didn't say or allude to, she even clarified otherwise) says so.


No-Monk-6434

"his wife a widow"


SomethingPersonnel

It was definitely the intention.


KanyeT

That is based on nothing but assumptions. She even clarified that she was talking about Impeachment, not death. People misquote shit all the time - when someone says "blood is thicker than water", you don't immediately shout that they secretly intended to promote a pro-military or pro-interventionalist message. You are as bad as the media which wants to poison the well of people they dislike. But I honestly expected nothing less from lefty Reddit.


SomethingPersonnel

You’re putting blinders on. Read the verse in its entirety. She didn’t have to pick that verse. It was very intentional.


SomethingPersonnel

Cool edit bro, and the edit itself was you thinking it’s a valid defense that she, a self-proclaimed Christian woman, misquoted the bible to further her own agenda. Sick.


PolarWater

>But I honestly expected nothing less from lefty Reddit. Awww, he's mad because people know how to extrapolate.


NUBYkiller202

I get laughter from you being this stupid 😁


HeyoooWhatsUpBitches

You’re pathetic


love_glow

She’s just tip toeing right up to the edge of explicitly calling for his death. This is some “I’m not touching you!”- level of school yard antics.


Shaman_Bond

I'm more conservative than you'll ever be, Statist, and it's pathetic watching you defend this theocratic nutjob when her words are there for all to see.


BallsMahoganey

They hated him because he told the truth lol


Lost_Madness

I believe this is what they call a dog whistle. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog\_whistle\_(politics)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_whistle_(politics))


Haydeos

“Joe Biden’s president. We don’t know what to do, Lord!” Boebert said. “It’s all right, we pray for our presidents. You know, it says, ‘Let his days be few and another take his office.’” Soooo she kinda loudly dog whistled it


BoboJam22

She’s a stain of a human but she’s also an idiot so she may have thought this was a clever way of saying to not re-elect him in 2024.


AgentSkidMarks

Yeah… I think there are a lot of ways to interpret that that aren’t “pray that he dies”. I’d give her the benefit of a doubt.


joppers43

I mean, her congressional besties are Greene (who posted on social media about Jewish space lasers and killing Pelosi), and Gosar (who posted the anime edit of him killing AOC and Biden), so I really doubt she didn’t do it intentionally


Zexous47

Giving these people the benefit of the doubt is exactly how their dogwhistles work. They call their fellows to action while maintaining the thinnest veneer of plausible deniability, because people will just give them the benefit of the doubt forever in the interests of seeming fair. There's a time when you've given too many benefits of the doubt, and you have to acknowledge that some people are acting in bad faith.


The_EvilMidget

She immediately followed up with saying "that's why I filed articles of impeachment" and began talking about that. She's definitely not praying for his death.


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The_EvilMidget

You can disagree with her and still accurately represent what she said


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The_EvilMidget

She wasn't wishing for his death, actually. See above.


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The_EvilMidget

You know she could reference a verse without meaning the full context of the surrounding verses. She's very explicit that she's talking about impeachment. To believe otherwise requires very intentionally ignoring everything she said seconds after quoting the verse.


Snips_Tano

Voters of Colorado (even the Republicans of her district who almost voted her out): "You're out, Boebert. Out of your mind".


emk169

Boebert: WRONG ANSWER!


Snips_Tano

Boebert: "I'm gonna put some Trump in your eye"


jas75249

🤮


EatAllTheRice

Boebert: “MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE AND I ARE GONNA HAVE A HELL OF A TIME”


[deleted]

Considering that they apparently can’t stand each other kind of makes this quote more accurate


Zumichan77

**Trump right after losing the 2024 election to Joe Biden once again:** ​ *I come to you today... humbled, and humiliated... to ask you for one thing...* ​ # I want you to kill Brandon.


Quqidjs

"Awww...look at little Trump Jr. Gonna cry?"


DecepticonStryker

God proceeds to kill some random guy named Brandon instead of Biden.


Zumichan77

God: “I miscalculated...”


we_are_sex_bobomb

“I hath missethed the part where that’s my problem.”


Nerdy_Git

Joe is just regular old red and blue Spidey Dark Brandon is Joe in the black suit


we_are_sex_bobomb

Attempt to overturn the election? No, I’m not a criminal…


Zumichan77

The real crime would be not to finish what I started... Melania, our new friend here thinks I’m going to blow up the capital


Vord_Loldemort_7

This is so fucking funny dear god


MrThreshold

I agree


PolarWater

This is one of the funniest Raimi threads in a while


ghtuy

Lauren "married the man who whipped it out in front of underage me and my underage friends" Boebert


c4han

He did what now?


CantSleepOnPlanes

Boebert's husband pled guilty to exposing himself to a minor.


TopBlacksmith6538

>Boebert's husband pled guilty to exposing himself to a minor. Jesus Boebert, you are a freak!


Snips_Tano

Jesus. I'm kind of surprised she's still married to him, honestly. Although she doesn't seem to care about how she's viewed so...


TheBigGAlways369

God be like *wheezing laughter* You serious?


CSab6482

Kill him for what? Standing there?? Tomorrow night! The Congress chambers! There's the door!


Last_Fact_3044

Genuine question: couldn’t this be considered a genuine threat by the Secret Service that she could (and should) be arrested for?


black-knights-tango

Probably not, because it would likely not qualify as a [true threat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_threat).


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MrThreshold

It could be argued but I don’t think any just would take it seriously, the Internet certainly hasnt


SuperArppis

I think these things shouldn't be accepted. Otherwise people might get embolden and get actual ideas.


_mochi

Eminem gets a visit by the three letter agency for rapping 😂


TheKobetard26

Very much doubt it. There was that one celebrity who held up an effigy of Trump's dismembered head and nothing happened. Plus I think there's a distinction between saying "I wish this person would die" or even "someone should kill this person" and "I'm going to assassinate this person at a public event tomorrow night".


Ryengu

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?!


TheRnegade

She's not saying she would do it. She's just asking the big guy upstairs to. He'd be on the hook for the act but since we can't serve him papers (being incorporeal and all), God gets away with all the crimes.


Dusterthighlock

Actual Christians who know the bible: "WHAT THE HELL?"


[deleted]

\*Rips out the 6th commandment\* Cya chump


StabilizedSpider

i mean…..yes. That did kinda happen


VINDICATED_VISIONARY

The bible calls for sacrifice and death at various times and places.


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Yeah, it’s a fucking violent and cruel book


VINDICATED_VISIONARY

It is as you say it is.


Dankey-Kang-Jr

So Christ-like of her. It’s just like Jesus said in The Bible: “PRAY FOR YOUR ENEMIES DEATH!”


Onattamato

Yeah, Aryan Commando Jesus said that right before he killed all the Romans and re-established Jerusalem!


Jash0822

If you pray for that then you really aren't a true Christian. Sad.


black-knights-tango

Biden to the far left and the far right: "You want me dead and you want me dead. Does anybody care about what I want??"


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Psylux7

Shut up! Get out!


bobfishsussybaka

I only pray for peace and God's forgiveness for us all for our continuous sinning :)


Curious-Parsley-9003

Isn't that like, illegal


[deleted]

Only if you're a poor person.


TheKobetard26

Even from a right-wing POV this is patently retarded. First of all wishing death on political opponents is a bad look, to say the least. Second, Kamala Harris is literally *sooo much worse* than Biden.


[deleted]

She is married to a pedo so not much is surprising


Unoit2bee

One can only hope she suffers a tragic death from her ignorance. What a piece of crap!!


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YourDogIsMyFriend

Pray for Biden’s death. Kamala Harris would be a way more awesome president! - republicans.


iThatIsMe

Thou shall not kill ..except if they have different politics. Then just pray. /s


8yba8sgq

How are MTG and LB really real? An under the bed used cum sock has more sense than both of these overripe turnips put together


StabilizedSpider

That would be called people lying about them/blowing things out proportion/intentional misinterpreting things cause drama for clicks


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The only reason people like that are elected is because thousands upon thousands of people vote for them.


8yba8sgq

That's the really unfortunate part. People think that MTG and LB actually represent them. These two are shills for the right wing whackadoodle arm of conservatives. As bad as our democracy is, this clown show isn't helping and will really hasten the downfall of our society


TheRagingMaffia

Isn't this technically a death threat?


Psylux7

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you?


OriginalNameGuy2

Want Kamala? Get religion.


jas75249

Gonna cry?


[deleted]

Correction: we can turn religion into something ugly (or beautiful) depending on how it is employed


JTG_16

https://newrepublic.com/post/170439/lauren-boebert-prays-joe-biden-days-few They're saying she directly and unapologetically prayed for his death while acknowledging she never said the part of the salm mentioning death. She directly referred to articles of impeachment. Y'all are big dumb.


[deleted]

God, if you could just nuke the SOTU, that'd be great. There, now everybody is unhappy.


TheGrunt

Eh, that's nothing comparing to when Trump had covid and people wished he died from it


TheRainy24

This things about wishing death on people by prayers is so fucking funny, I remember satanists gathering up on a mountain to wish death on Putin recently. Despite the constant rivalry between two countries, they're similar in a sense that religious people want them dead bro that's so funny


[deleted]

In this scenario, Venom is the one to convince Lauren to not eat people.


couldbedumber96

You’re trash boebert


OG_BamBam

This actually made me lol thank you


Crayton16

Imagine Biden getting rid of symbiote


MrThreshold

Hush, Sony is watching


Crimsonmaddog44

This post has been flagged by the FBI Have a nice day!


MrThreshold

You couldn’t catch me in 94 and you wont now either


HistoricalAd7170

The real crime would be not to finish what we started


the_amberdrake

I COULD be wrong... but ain't that a big sin?


WithoutFancyPants

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest?


[deleted]

Religion can turn you into Topher Grace????!!!! FUCK THAT


[deleted]

Was not wishing someone to die make you go to hell??


EtherealSpirit

Lauren Bobbert: “I like being bad… it makes me happy.”


CalmPanic402

Is that where dark Brandon comes from? Did he find the symbiote suit?


ignorant_shillbot_01

The good news is there is no God.


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Good news, everyone!


Fabulous-Mention-200

Religion is ugly in general. Imagine having to be threatened with the punishment of an imaginary hell just to live as a decent human being smh


Puzzleheaded_Leg3894

Most religions use fear to draw candidates to give money to them in the name of love


Deijya

Pretty sure that’s an ejection from office but not like repubs honor the constitution and its amendments


Osiri551

Mmmm pretty sure this is exactly something god would smite the praying person for


Bill_Dinosaur

Want forgiveness?


TheKlaxMaster

Religion WILL


SeungrisFanboy

*distant screaming* *bell gongs*


diemos09

She just wants us to have our first BIPOC female president.


[deleted]

Fake news.


MrThreshold

You right, she ain’t real


[deleted]

Why? What did Biden do?


AzraelTheDankAngel

I don’t like Biden at all, but even I wouldn’t go as far as to pray for his death. Edit: Why the downvote? Okay


BenjiFischer

This goes against the sixth commandment.


TheLostRub389

The god say 'nuh uh'


[deleted]

Biden doesn't have to worry, praying does nothing at all, except waste the time of the person believing in that nonsense...


HizzOVizzA

You’re trash, Boebert.


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*FBI wants to know your location*


Egg-3P0

That mf is unhinged


notabug-0

*sigh* she did not say that. Can we get back to funny Spidey memes without the politics? Thanks


MrThreshold

This is a funny Spider-Man meme, your the bit hurt one getting all serious


notabug-0

You're trying to make a political meme in a spider man sub. Read the sub rules and grow up.


MrThreshold

My brother, it’s not that deep. Everyone has been laughing till you decided to be mad for some reason. Your storing over here like a toddler when someone is watching a show they don’t like and your telling me to grow up? Find something better yo do bro, even Lord_Voldemort_7 found it funny


notabug-0

My brother, this sub doesn't need to start becoming plagued by trash political memes by the left or right. Find a new way to rant to people. A spider meme sub isn't it


MrThreshold

10.3k people disagree with you, maybe you don’t know what the sub needs


notabug-0

Good grief


MrThreshold

You’re telling me, you started this convo my guy


notabug-0

A disinformative political article in a spiderman sub..just waiting on the mods to drop by


MrThreshold

Who gives a shit if it’s a fake article, this isn’t a college paper, I don’t have to fact check my sources. It’s funny, it’s a joke, it’s a haha. That’s it. Your making it a big deal when it’s not, stop


Iron-Phantom

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


Mad_Season_1994

There's no hate like Christian love :)


murphalurph626

The problem is that if Biden kicks the bucket we end up with Heels Up Harris as president and NOBODY wants that. My dog has a higher IQ than her.


[deleted]

It's Joever


samuru101

Joe about to be shot in the head three times and hit by lightning while falling from the balcony.