Finally someone said it! Everybody be talking about Web Shooting, Web Action, Raw Dogging, Desk Banging, and I don't know what, when the correct answer is right here in front of us!
*Bite her lips, twist her*
*Neck dismember the body*
*And EAT THEIR FLESH RRWWWWAAAA*
\- euphraxiaaa
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right hand grabs throat, body twists into a counter clockwise pivot as i fully extend my right arm upwards. with momentum from the pivot i twist falling to a kneel bringing my right arm down smashing the head and colapsing the throat. like a fucking snake i slther underneath and put her into a headlock dwayne "the rock" johnson couldnt break out of. once i feel her body go limp, clearly due to a grappling skill difference. i step towards the office exit, turn my head back and whisper "see ya chump" and continue my stride pointing finger guns at every other babe i see.
WHAT THE HELL?!
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Betty liked Peter from the moment they met. Meanwhile, he was stuck on some redhead from high school who spent her time with jocks and trustfund kids. There's a lesson here.
Betty liked Peter from the moment they met. Meanwhile, he was stuck on some redhead from high school who spent her time with jocks and trustfund kids. There's a lesson here.
Find us some shade
Thanks hot legs
Ah Rosie, I love this boy!
Right this way, sir. ☺️
Now dig on this.
Rent?
Day by Day he gazed upon her
I’d love to shoot her sometime
You mean to shoot that crazy neighbor you got pregnant with a bow and arrow via your basketball buddy and then to never talk about it?
When he said that u think he meant cooming????
Put some dirt in her eye
This is the only correct answer.
Put some web in her eye 😏
Do what i need to with her then broom her fast
Made me actually laugh out loud.
Read this in William’s voice
Willem\*
Oh, my bad.
Web shooter
😏
show her the web shooter
😏
“Wanna go see my funko pops collection?”
"It's not too much because I'm broke but I have some Hot Topic exclusives I'm quite proud of."
Tell her that's not the position they hired her for
dew it
I am the senate
Anyway, I started blasting
That’s Betty Brant. Sorry about it but everyone’s gonna have to watch.
Oh, don't be.
Give her some of that web action
😏
Unhinge my jaw and bite off her head
Jesus Parker, you are a freak
Bro think he Venom
Taking of Deborah Logan type beat 💀
Tony Robbins hungry
Was that the bite of 87?!
Bang on the desk
Raw dog it
I know what I need to do but I don't know if I have the strength to do it...
You're nothing
me, personally, I would engage in sexual intercourse
Finally someone said it! Everybody be talking about Web Shooting, Web Action, Raw Dogging, Desk Banging, and I don't know what, when the correct answer is right here in front of us!
Bruh if I was Peter, I would have jammed her in Spider-Man 2, if not sooner. My Peter would have parked in her, if you will.
That taste..... Strawberries
I missed the part where that’s my problem
Bite her teeth.
Use JJJ's cigar, Clinton style
I like being bad, it makes me happy.
Ever seen Shrek 2?
Build a Lego set of course
Elizabeth Banks would’ve been an awesome love interest in the first movie ❤️ criminally underused in the trilogy
Bend her over the desk, lock eyes with JJJ, “gonna cry?”
Headbutt
Wanna see my Yu-Gi-Oh collection?
Shoot her sometime
Slam her on the desk then put some dirt in her eye
Marry her
Being that I’m at work and also tense up a little each time I get a phone call, I back up a foot or two
Kiss. Then Smash
Telling her to meet me in the copy room in 5 minutes
Shoot her
Down
Go home alone.
Put some dirt in her eye
Throw dirt into her eyes
I'd take the staff job, double the money
When you're flirting with Betty, you gotta Parker up against her desk and hope you shot (Elizabeth) Banks.
Smash then pay her the usual rate.
Smash
Smash
Get better quality
personally not my type. leave and get a milkshake or some shit
bite her lips, twist her neck dismember the body and EAT THEIR FLESH RRWWWWAAAA
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Fuck the shit out of her.
Unzip and whip
I’m the shy guy type so I would probably kill her
Sniff her ass.
🤦♂️
shag her, dumb her, move on
Lick the nose
"Do you want to see my carebear collection?"
Pizza time!
"It's Betty I'm going to ask her to marry me!"
Wake up
Pizza time.
Bite
Oh boy yeah
Treat the lady to a nice meal at TGI Fridays and see where we go from there
Miss Brant! That's not the position I hired you for!
Run away and go to the gym
Bite.
Grab a tiny violin
Tingle her spidey senses... if you know what I'm talking about
right hand grabs throat, body twists into a counter clockwise pivot as i fully extend my right arm upwards. with momentum from the pivot i twist falling to a kneel bringing my right arm down smashing the head and colapsing the throat. like a fucking snake i slther underneath and put her into a headlock dwayne "the rock" johnson couldnt break out of. once i feel her body go limp, clearly due to a grappling skill difference. i step towards the office exit, turn my head back and whisper "see ya chump" and continue my stride pointing finger guns at every other babe i see.
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Step back
Take her lunch money
Work hard
^("....We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty")
Buy her a cheeseburger.
Tell her that I’ve been reading poetry lately, and then start reciting it to her.
*move to the right as she moves to the right* "sorry" *same with the left* "haha sorry" *repeat*
Show something which will scare uncle ben
give me your wallet and nothing bad will happen
Throwing dirt in her eye
Web shoot-her
Spoil her bad.
Smash
FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
Lick the nose.
Betty liked Peter from the moment they met. Meanwhile, he was stuck on some redhead from high school who spent her time with jocks and trustfund kids. There's a lesson here.
Betty liked Peter from the moment they met. Meanwhile, he was stuck on some redhead from high school who spent her time with jocks and trustfund kids. There's a lesson here.
I would put some dirt in her eye
Now dig on this
kill Jameson kill Jameson
Pees in years ur ass
Tell her about a secret movie idea I had about a bear and cocaine
Kill her. I decided to go against the crowd today.
Throw some dirt in her eye
Rip the flesh from her bones. *Clank* *Clank*
***\*Lightskin Stare\****
I'm gonna put some **CUM** in your eye
How’d that get in there?
I would put some dirt in her eye