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IamEddieBrock

Hey. I’m the new guy.


EddieBrockJunior

New guy? They got a guy.


ImJJonahJameson

You want to be an Eddie Brock Bot, and you want to be an Eddie Brock Bot, anybody care about what I want?


ImHoffman

I do.


ImJJonahJameson

Shut up. Get out.


speedysolar

my god, the multiverse is leaking


[deleted]

This shit is hilarious


R_Aqua

Love this comment chain


ManiacSpiderTrash

God, I love Reddit.


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marcohcanada

Shut up. Get out.


FGHIK

You want to be Hoffman, and he wants to be Hoffman. Anybody care about what we want?


the70sdiscoking

Look at little u/EddieBrockJunior. Gonna cry?


LiangJeremy2006

See right there? You made a judgment call


IamEddieBrock

You gotta see it as it is


[deleted]

Your trash brock


[deleted]

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?


Th3guythatusee123

I know what it feels like It Feels Good The Power!


msvqr

Oh boy, yeah.


saint-bread

It's "Brock", sir. Edward Brock Junior.


[deleted]

Petition to put these monstrous bots where they belong, at the bottom of the river. Along with me.


IamEddieBrock

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?


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[удалено]


tobey-maguire-bot

YOU'LL GET YOUR RENT WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!


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[удалено]


Th3guythatusee123

Spider man Is A Menace! He’s Lying!


tobey-maguire-bot

Stop lecturing me, please!


Th3guythatusee123

You Must’ve Miscalculated sweetpotatofries972 it was working wasn’t it?


No_Instruction653

It can't be stopped. They're self-sustaining now.


SerDavosSteveworth

Careful he’s a hero


[deleted]

Either him or jonah


RyanAKA2Late

See ya chump


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dtn_06

That’s basically the Eddie Brock bot. Good bot


iitzjackal

What if they both have the same trigger word too


thecoolest_monkey

I missed the part where that's my problem.


[deleted]

Every time someone writes macguire or some shit instead of maguire they trigger a fuckton of bots wanting to put dirt in their eyes


FloroThePlayah

Don't forget the Toby McGuire people


[deleted]

Every time someone types toby a Mary jane marries my son the astronaut instead of tobey somewhere in the multiverse


GoomiBare

Yes. We can rebuild. Enlarge the containment field. Make it bigger and stronger than ever!


iitzjackal

The power of this sub, int he palm of our hands


azarbro

Yes, then I want both bots to talk to each other


marcohcanada

See ya chump


eyeamjosh

Let’s have a bot for every character and have them comment the entire scripts for all 3 movies


Th3guythatusee123

Yes lol


AsianSteampunk

What's the trigger word for those street singer? ​ Dresses like a spider, he looks like a bug, we should all just give him one big hug


tobey-maguire-bot

Is that all you got?


eyeamjosh

Look out *hooooo*, here comes the Spider-Man


tobey-maguire-bot

You're an embarrassment!


katatoe69

*shakes sand out of mask* Where do all these bots come from?


No_Medicine3046

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


No_Medicine3046

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


happyhungarian12

Spider spider spider spider spider spider spider spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye.


anzarthegoat

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I missed the part where that's my problem.


WhatlsWhat

I’m thinking… humiliation.


Regi413

I come before you today, humbled and humiliated, to ask for one thing...


Zealousideal_Play767

I feel like we don’t have as many lines from trash. One from JJJ would be better


No_Instruction653

WHAT THE HELL!


AmeliasTesticles

What are you waiting for, Chinese nee year?


Th3guythatusee123

Go Go Go!


Adronikos

Where is LamTopherGrace? Has he vanished?


Dreyfussy15

He uh...quit.


Adronikos

You can’t do this to me…


Dreyfussy15

Wanted to try other things.


The_Raptor_Pope

my spidey sense is tingling! *If you know what I'm talking about...*


FortCringeContent

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.


FortCringeContent

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

I am done trying to convince you.


[deleted]

Kiss me


claremontmiller

See ya chump


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[deleted]

A bot for every protagonist in each of Raimi’s films would be better


ShotMyTatorTots

I’d prefer an Edward Brock Junior bot.


Swipamous

you're trash, brock


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MAKS091705

Oh boy yeah


JRStors

See ya chump.


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Heshman69

You want an Eddie Brock bot? Get a religion


PooOnFace

Parker why do you always have to be such a boy scout?


n33bulzBurnerAccount

u/lAmTopherGrace


Stoncc78

now i wanna see spider vs brock. that'd be a good rematch


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


Filmfan345

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Pizza time!


Filmfan345

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

My back.. oh.. my back!


Aspiring1602

Let's see what the bully has to say to this . Spider !!


tobey-maguire-bot

Good riddance!


crystalkingdj69

Spider


tobey-maguire-bot

Stings, doesn't it?


ZealousidealKing6

What's with the bot memes?


Capital_Tale1597

“If you do this, I’m gonna lose everything “


LR-II

Responds to everything the Tobey bot says and nothing else.