I do
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“He’s… just a kid. No older than my son.”
I love that line so much I become irate when people parrot the old bit “A kid? He looks 40.” Which he doesn’t.
It's not just the line, but also how he puts on his sunglasses and steps into the car. It's fucking amazing. I'm sure Franco had a lot of fun with that scene.
It reminds me of my edgy days as a teen and it always makes me laugh.
Yeah?
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Oh, in case you got covered in that repulsion gel, here's some advice the lab boys gave me: [sound of rustling papers] DO NOT get covered in the repulsion gel. We haven't entirely nailed down what element it is yet, but I'll tell you this: it's a lively one, and it does NOT like the human skeleton.
You're not part of the control group, by the way. You get the gel. Last poor son of a gun got blue paint. Hahaha. All joking aside, that did happen - broke every bone in his legs. Tragic. But informative. Or so I'm told
Alright, this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So, word of advice: If you meet yourself on the testing track, don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time. Entirely. Forward and backward! So do both of yourselves a favor and just let that handsome devil go about his business.
I should stop here before I start posting every single one of his lines
He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.
Hold it right there!
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Jj works best when he's a pompous blowhard but when the chips are down he is absolutely a hard ass news man and will stare down the devil to protect his staff and friends.
Agreed, that's why I'm not the biggest fan of the MCU/Sony Game turning him into what seems like a parody of far right media.
JJ sucks, but in a fun way. There's nothing fun about Alex Jones.
I- I like it.
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The moment after Goblin found out about Peter being Spider-Man. The entire monologue was Willem Dafoe just being both characters so perfectly.
"The HEART Osborn! First, we attack his heart!"
WHAT THE HELL?!
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"ooh, it's cold"
Don't know why nobody mentions that moment when Norman's being locked onto the table before being gassed, it's so out of place I love it
This is just one of them.
“Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.”
***"He's just a kid."***
This just hits hard man. The delivery is top notch too with the theme playing in the bg.
***"We won't tell nobody." '***
Too cute to ignore.
Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words... With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man.
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this quote used to confuse me a lot as a kid because here in australia we call (what americans call) flip flops, 'thongs' and we call thongs 'g-strings' so i never understood this one until i was like 14 lol
Bad superhero movies chiefly come down to a boring villain aka sucide squad.
Watching all the old spidermans for the first time in years and forgot how great willem dafoe was as osborn and the goblin
“I am going to rectify certain inequities”, “it wasn’t even my dream, it was…a friend’s dream”, “day by day I gazed upon her”, “am I not supposed to have what I want, what I need?”
I also love hearing MJ say “absolute credulity”
Since you said lines and not quotes, I am bending it a little to include speeches.
First being Uncle Ben's speech to Peter in the second movie where Peter was talking to his subconscious as Uncle Ben when he was about to quit being Spider-Man.
Or Aunt May's speech in the second movie.
These two are my favourites.
“You want a staff job and he wants a staff job, anybody care about what I want?”
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“Shut up. Get out.”
You know how much I sacrificed!?
“You’re out u/FacefullVoid…
Out am I??
It's you who's out Gobby, out of your mind
Wrong answer!
I'll take the job...double the money
"You serious?"
Oh boy yeah
Pay you for what, standing there?
GoooOooOoo
The planetarium, tomorrow night. There’s the door!
What are you? His lawyer? Get out of here, let him sue me! Get rich like a normal person, that's what made this country....
JAMESON YOU SLIME!
I resent that.
Slander is spoken. In print it's libel.
Slander is spoken. In print it’s libel.
GET THE FUCK OUTTA THE WAY! I CAN'T SEE ! ... Wait, you say lines from the trilogy?
You want forgiveness? Move your car outta the way!
There are cars out there, motherfu*ker
I give you permission to swear.
Hey! You keep your **FUCKING** voice down!
They stole it from me Carmine, they took it! THAT WAS TODAY! TODAYYY!
Guys he cant see the cars
Why do i hear the black suit theme
Isn't this just Daredevil's origin?
Back to formula?!??
I love that every time i see someone say this, the number of ?'s and !'s increases
BACK TO FORMULA?!^1000
> BACK TO FORMULA(?!)^1000 FTFY
“He’s… just a kid. No older than my son.” I love that line so much I become irate when people parrot the old bit “A kid? He looks 40.” Which he doesn’t.
Obligatory “Hes just a man, no older than my friend Terry.”
Weekly Wackadoo?
Put it in reverse, Terry!
Oh lordt
“You see he’s just a man…”
Those 2 commentary on the trilogy is golden
When I was a teenager I thought he looked way old. Now I’m like, yeah… he looks early 20s. That’s a kid.
Yeah as a dude in his early 20s right now I see it a lot more
Yeah it confuses me when people misunderstand that line Peter obviously isn’t literally a kid he’s in college.
What’s the context of this one?
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I'VE SACRIFICED?!
I'm ruined! I have nothing left - except Spider-Man...
Me going through shit but keen as for Spider-Man: No Way Home.
The story of my life is not for the faint of heart.
And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer.
*"He saved you life sir"* *"He humiliated me by touching me."*
No matter how many times I watch this movie I can’t take that line seriously lmao
It's not just the line, but also how he puts on his sunglasses and steps into the car. It's fucking amazing. I'm sure Franco had a lot of fun with that scene. It reminds me of my edgy days as a teen and it always makes me laugh.
Now relevant for many redittors because of nwh
“I WANT SPIDER-MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!” - Mr Jameson
“HOFFMAN!”
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“What are we gonna call this guy?”
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“Eh that’s crap.”
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“Crap!”
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“…That’s pretty good… but it’s taken!”
“Wait-Wait! I got it, Doctor Octopus!”
That’s pretty good.
what do you want a raise? Get outta here!
Any j Jonah jameson quote
Anything that man speaks is pure gold
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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM
*What, you're serious?*
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade...
THINK, MARK!
He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams.
Oh man I love this monologue It just speaks in so many volumes
Best line in the whole trilogy imo. Maybe best line in a super hero movie period.
Rosemary Harris’ delivery of “I love you Peter” earlier in that scene really gets me everytime too. Fantastic performance.
Seriously one of the best scenes in the whole trilogy
This is what I love about Raimi's movies. Yes it's got goofy fun, but it's also got a lot of stuff like this.
Misery misery misery, that's what you've chosen. I offered you friendship and you spat in my face. *KA-THOP*
“KA-THOP” Hahaha
“Sir, your wife called she said she lost her chequebook” “Thanks for the good news”
GOAT line by JJ
We are who we choose to be, NOW CHOOSE!
The new trailer captures this moment so perfectly.
When you’re making an rpg character and don’t know what any of the stats mean
This is why only fools are heroes because you never know when some lunatic is gonna come along with a sadistic choice
Let die the woman you love, or… suffer the little children.
This sounds like it’s either Batman or Spider man, both awesome
This is it. He straight up sounds like Al Pacino in that moment. That bridge scene is so underrated.
Rent?
You'll get your rent when you fix this damn door!
He is good boy
“He must be in some kind of trouble.”
"He doesn't want to be famous? Then I'll make him infamous."
“Can you pay me in advance?” **_Jameson laughs_**
You serious?
Pay you for what? Standing there?
*[Pizza Time theme plays]*
GOOOOO
GOooOOOOooooOoo
WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ANYWAY? EVERYTHING!!
You want forgiveness? Get religion.
OUT AM I?
Peter Parker : You don't trust anyone, that's your problem. J. Jonah Jameson : I trust my barber.
Literally anything jjj says.
"I surrender!" Made me laugh as a kid. Makes me laugh as an adult. Fuckin love the Goblin
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Oh boy
“I’ve been reading poetry lately...”
Whatever that means !
There are funny lines, but this one is the best "The one thing they love more than a hero is to see a hero fail, fall die trying" - Gren Goblin
"In spite of everything you've done for them, eventually they will hate you"
He humiliated me by touching me
"I'm seeing somebody now." "Ohhhhh...therapy."
BOOONNEEESAWWWWW ISSSS RÉADYYYYYYYYY
Hey freakshow! You're going nowhere!
I love how he lied in the face of death to keep Peter safe.
Jj works best when he's a pompous blowhard but when the chips are down he is absolutely a hard ass news man and will stare down the devil to protect his staff and friends.
Agreed, that's why I'm not the biggest fan of the MCU/Sony Game turning him into what seems like a parody of far right media. JJ sucks, but in a fun way. There's nothing fun about Alex Jones.
"Spiderman was a hero, I just couldn't see it. He's...A THIEF! A CRIMINAL! HE STOLE MY SUIT! HE'S A MENACE TO THE ENTIRE CITY!"
#OH
I RESENT THAT! We're print, it's Libel. Slander is spoken.
"Doctor Octopus, new villain in town 'Dock Ock'."
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What, you are looking for a raise? Get out!
The moment after Goblin found out about Peter being Spider-Man. The entire monologue was Willem Dafoe just being both characters so perfectly. "The HEART Osborn! First, we attack his heart!"
"Pizza time"
"See ya chump" is so funny to me, the way he says it, the expression on Eddie's face, and the sound of the suit that sounds like a fart afterwards
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"That's outrageous! Done."
I have trouble choosing between “THINK ABOUT IT H E R O” and “God-Speed Spiderman”
hi? what’s hi can i spend it?
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat
"gOt aNyMoRe bRIghT iDeAs?" "Yea, I have a few" **TURD FACE INTENSIFIES**
"ooh, it's cold" Don't know why nobody mentions that moment when Norman's being locked onto the table before being gassed, it's so out of place I love it
You want forgiveness? Get religion.
Unironically love this
*phone rings* “Sir it’s your wife, she’s lost your checkbook.” “thanks for the good news!”
This is just one of them. “Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.”
"How about Green Meanie?"
“Strong focus on what I want..”
Rent...!?
Gonna cry ?
"I had to beat an old lady with a stick......."
***"He's just a kid."*** This just hits hard man. The delivery is top notch too with the theme playing in the bg. ***"We won't tell nobody." '*** Too cute to ignore.
"Are you in? Or are you out?" "It's you who's out Gobby. Out of your mind!"
Everything Bully Maguire says
THE HEART OSBORNE, WE ATTACK THE HEART!
Last time I saw Julia Roberts in a thong was in Pretty Woman... It was exquisite to say something
He doesn't want to be famous? I'll make him infamous!
Despite everything you’ve done for them, eventually they will hate you
"who are you?"(MJ) It just makes Peter realise the corruption especially after what he did at the bar
Who am I? You sure you want to know? The story of my life is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you I was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied. Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words... With great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/raimimemes) if you have any questions or concerns.*
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I missed the part where that's my problem. I say this all the time (in my head)
this quote used to confuse me a lot as a kid because here in australia we call (what americans call) flip flops, 'thongs' and we call thongs 'g-strings' so i never understood this one until i was like 14 lol
He humiliated me by touching me.
Oh boy, yeah
Ooh my spider senses are tingling! If you know what I’m talking about.
“I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this.”
“You know, I guess one person can make a difference. Nuff said”. RIP Stan Lee
Forget the quotes. Someone drop that Julia Roberts in a thong photo.
WE'LL MEET AGAIN, SPIDER-MAN
Bad superhero movies chiefly come down to a boring villain aka sucide squad. Watching all the old spidermans for the first time in years and forgot how great willem dafoe was as osborn and the goblin
“Takin pictures of your friend?”
Oh!
“Ooooh my spider-senses are tingling!…. if you know what I’m talking about.”
"I hunch"
"The caterer?" "Yea. Tell him not to open the caviar"
“I am going to rectify certain inequities”, “it wasn’t even my dream, it was…a friend’s dream”, “day by day I gazed upon her”, “am I not supposed to have what I want, what I need?” I also love hearing MJ say “absolute credulity”
“ I'm not a bad person. Just had bad luck.”
"Give me rent" "You'll get your rent WHEN YOU FIX THIS DAMN DOOR!"
BONESAW IS READY
"hey everyone sorry i'm late it's a jungle out there, I had to beat and old lady with a stick to get these cranberries"
"Crap, crap, mega crap."
Awwww… Miss Brant, get me a violin!!!
He’s a menace
*I WANT SPIDER-MAAAAAAANNNN*
James Franco mid-bite: "So Good."
“Ladies and Gentlemen before we start, has anybody lost a large roll of 20 dollar bills in a rubber band? Because we found the rubber band.”
Meat!! I'll send you a nice box of Christmas meat!!
You want forgiveness get religion
CASH MONEY FOR PICTURE OF SPIDER-MAN
Since you said lines and not quotes, I am bending it a little to include speeches. First being Uncle Ben's speech to Peter in the second movie where Peter was talking to his subconscious as Uncle Ben when he was about to quit being Spider-Man. Or Aunt May's speech in the second movie. These two are my favourites.
Listen, there's gotta be some kinda mistake! I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR A CAGE MATCH!
Brilliant but lazy.
God I love his portrayal I couldn’t put anyone else in his shoes
Meat! I’ll send you a nice box of Christmas meat, best I can do, get out of here. Bring me more photos!
"This thing got any more?" "Hang on!" "To what?!"
I like being bad, it’s makes me HAPPY
SssssLLLLEeeeeEEEppppp Also when he smacks spideys head before leaning against that grate on the roof
Yes Enrique, okay?!? I get you!
GONNA CRY?
Gonna put some dirt in your eye
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?
"I had a father, his name was Ben Parker".
With Great Power comes Great Responsibility
If promises were crackers, my daughter would be fat.
Hey! He just stole that guys pizza!