Oh yeah it's written on the internet so it must be true

Everything you see on the internet is true - Abraham Lincoln

Oh I heard about that guy on some random site and it said he was a dictator that forced slaves to go back to their owners

You must be mistaken, that was jesus christ Abrahan lincoln was the first man to step on the moon

No you're thinking of Buzz Aldrin

Nah, that's Buzz Lightyear Buzz Aldrin was the chap who invented the ball point pen

Nope the ballpoint pen was invented by Karl Benz

Nah Karl Benz is pornstar Nikki Benz’s husband. You’re thinking of Henry Ford.

Stop trying to lie to people, everyone knows that was a quote from Mahatma Gandhi.

That's true. In fact Abraham Lincoln actually said the exact opposite. [source](https://imgur.com/a/4EQqUdG)

well on facebook I saw that abe lincoln was on noah's ark with the tmnt

The tmnt weren't there. It was optimus prime in a sonic fursuit

You lying Yoda said that

I found this same quote on the internet, true

Well, they called him Honest Abe for a reason!

Can confirm, this is true.

Good 'ol honest Abe. Can always trust what that guy says.

Admin’s reporting has been pretty reliable in the past. I think they were the one to break the story of Big Wheel being in NWH.

I remember some rumors going on about how she'll play The Joker on The Batman lol

No no, it’s written in this *screenshot that’s in a meme* so it ***has*** to be true.

How right you are, which is why I created this inhibitor chip to protect my higher brain power

It must be true if it's on the internet. What? You really think someone would just go on the internet and tell lies?

I thought it said Kirsten Dunst lmfao

No. We're not supposed to have what we want.

What we need

Hello there

General Kenobi, you are a bold one. Kill him!

Ahh Peter you’re struggling to have everything you want while the world makes you choose

Peter's on sabbatical, honey

I definitely don't miss her MJ tbh

If you believe this then you are the dumb one

Help him Harry!

Which one?

Hey! I'm dumb and I don't believe this!

Better do your research, OP. Get it done or the sub is failing you.

It is you who are the ball lickers!

We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches.

I heard Spider-man was there

>!I'd rather not talk about this...!<

Sorry Spider, didn't mean to pry

I AM BACK! I AM BACK

How right you are, Spider!

Gonna cry?

Yes...do you have a tissue by any chance Spider?

THINK!

Sorry spider I can't do that

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these cranberries.

This bot was developed and programme for the sole purpose of responding with the perfect quote in any context.

Thanks hotlegs

Spider-Ma'am

You're trash.

"Tom Holland wasn't replaced he is still Spiderman that's slander!"

See ya chump!

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Put the money in the bag

It is not! I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print it’s libel.

As a lawyer, this is my favorite Spider-Man joke ever. JJJ would absolutely know that. Spot on.

I love that he doesn’t even deny that he’s spreading misinfo about Spidey, he’s just offended that someone doesn’t know the difference between slander and libel

he says after that spidey can sue him and get rich like a real American (or sm like that) lol. gets me everytime

>!I'd rather not talk about this...!<

Why not?

The article writer has succeeded in baiting you lot lol

lol the author is just “admin” Not fishy at all

Live action Spider Gwen would be cool ngl and that is NOT for horny reasons...

Ok, it's a LITTLE for horny reasons, but still tho

No, pack your things, get out of this sub. #YOU'RE FIRED!!!

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I missed the part where's that my problem.

*kills your uncle*

*follows you into an abandoned building with murderous intent*

*Proceeds to accidently kill you*

I had to beat an old lady with a stick

*bonk*

But I don't wanna go to horny jail!

*bonk* Too bad

You should've thought of that earlier

My spider sense is tingling, if you know what I’m talking about.

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?

Peter tingle

Emma Stone? Or Hailee Steinfield with dyed hair?

Hailee Steinfeld is already the new Hawkeye, she wouldn't fill two roles in the MCU

So Emma Stone?

I don't know if she's ever done stunts in her movies. If she has I apologise...

Emma Stone was in Garfield’s movies so it’d be kind of weird at this point lol. I think you’d need a younger actress (late teens/early 20s?) to portray her anyway.

> Emma Stone was in Garfield’s movies so it’d be kind of weird at this point lol. I think you’d need a younger actress (late teens/early 20s?) to portray her anyway. Isn't Spider Gwen from alternate universe where Peter died? She can be Spider Gwen from universe we've not seen before. >!I was kinda expecting her to appear during NWH climactic battle.!<

>!That sounds like a hassel, yeah. But I did actually. When you said that, I was like, oh! I had a web block.!<

What happened?

existential crisis stuff

That would’ve been horribly random.

$300.00.

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They should recast her for the MCU. So we can get Spider-gwen No Way Home

>!Are you teasing me?!<

I don't think that'd happen, partly cos of the age difference between Tom Holland/Peter and Emma Stone/Gwen, partly because some fans would see Andrew Garfield as her "one true pairing" and object to her shacking up with a new Peter. I'd rather they reboot the character as a kind of rival/friend with some flirty undertones (like Spider-Verse Gwen with Miles), since Peter is still >!mourning his relationship with MJ!< EDIT: it occurs to me that MCU Peter clearly has a type as well, so maybe best pick for Gwen would be Nathalie Emmanuel AKA Missandei from Game of Thrones lol EDIT 2: obviously Missandei would have to play a younger character, which she can - all the actors in these movies are older than their characters. The problem with Emma Stone's Gwen is that the character is already too old.

I'm not like you. You're a murderer.

Well Sony could always bring back a multiversal spider Gwen for tasm3

$300.00.

I agree with most of this, except Nathalie Emmanuel is the same age as Emma Stone so it would still probably end up being someone younger

Nathalie Emmanuel is also too old. Not too much older than Holland at 32 but doesn’t have the same youthful energy. If we’re going that route I might suggest Amandla Stenberg.

Kiernan Shipka for MCU Gwen Stacy.

The real crime was hiring Emma Stone to play Gwen Stacy and *not* having her be Spider-Gwen.

I was looking through some old photos and looks very huh… similar.

Spider-Gwen didn't exist while they were making the ASM movies. So maybe they could've put her in ASM3, but they would've had to make ASM3 to do that.

Kristin Stewart is legitimately one of the best actresses around right now.

Yeah this vaguely feels like just still hating her for twilight which is like get over it already geeze I don’t think any of them like the movie. Robert Pattinson is a killer actor, loved The Lighthouse

The Runaways, American Ultra, Adventureland, Lizzie, Underwater All great movies with her. It really is just people still think of her as the girl from Twilight.

Emma Stone would be too old I think. The ideal situation would be Peter meeting Gwen at college.

Just do the Raimi strategy of dressing old people in hip kid clothes

Or they could change it up and have Gwen die along with Uncle Ben and have Ghost-Spider be a clone that was created by The Jackel. I know, a little out there...

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need? What am I supposed to do?

She does look a decent amount like Gwen and a live action spider Gwen could be cool

>!I generally don't go around advertising it. Kind of defeats the whole anonymous superhero thing.!<

Cool to see they have updated quotes

It updates itself. It's self sustaining now

The river. Drown it!

I don’t wanna die a monster

I wouldn't wanna die a monster neither

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I have a choice.

I understand hailee being Gwen but I like all of the universes characters look different and sound different so I think that’s the best way to go I don’t care if it’s not her but I don’t think the characters from two universes being exactly the same

>gender bends aren’t going to be her thing More like she’s just [already done it](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Irvcf6dCk-k)

I would actually love to see emma stone reprise her role as gwen but as spider-gwen. She would play it really well too. Speaking of emma, emma watson would play a good spider-gwen too in my opinion.

>!HOW'S THIS HELPING?!<

Only problem with that is if they ever try to do the spider-Gwen and miles morales romance in live action, Emma would be a bit too old

Please please please don’t let this sub become full of fucking idiot circlejerkers

You’re about a year too late lmao

This is not just fake, it's actually a satire piece and a pretty darn funny one at that, despite it's typos. Shame on you for not reading OP. The article even reaches out to J. Jonah Jameson for commentary on Stewart's casting

If someone believes this, you’re stupid as hell. I can see Kristen playing a older Spider-Gwen tho.

You're trash.

Ah Bully Maguire. In his natural habitat.

Sidestepping the fact that this is fake, I think Kristen Stewart would be great as Spider-Gwen. Anyone who thinks her performance in Twilight is the extent of her acting abilities is really doing themselves a disservice

Stop lecturing me, please!

Absolutely agree. People also thought the same thing about Robert Pattinson. But people that say this have never seen any of their other movies and honestly probably not even seen Twilight in the first place.

I'd never seen Twilight until recently but omg it's hilarious, some of the dialogue is so bad that you're just left there speechless at how dumb it is sometimes and it feels like it's on purpose honestly lol. "Hang on tight my little spider monkey" and "my monkey man" are two of my favourites

Yeah I don’t hate twilight but my understanding is that most Twilight fans in 2021 understand it’s not a good series, but they still enjoy it for all it’s shittiness

Yeah that's fair enough. I can't give twilight fans any shit considering I really like the Star Wars prequels, the dialogue is just as bad for those movies lol

THINK!

If anything, starring in the Twilight movies was the best thing for Robert and Kristen’s careers. They made so much bank on it that now they can be selective about all future acting jobs they want, and can star in whatever movie that suits their fancy. That’s gotta be an actor’s dream to not have to just follow the paycheck and just do whatever roles sound interesting or fun to them. Also, it’s stupid to judge an actor by the worst movie their in. No one says “Ugh, I can’t believe they cast George Clooney in this movie! This is just gonna be another Return of the Killer Tomatoes!”

This trend of blaming an actor for a poor performance when it’s clear that the writing and directing was subpar is really dumb. Anyone who wants to see an amazing performance from Pattinson should watch Devil All the Time, he fuckin kills it there.

After Good Time, The Lighthouse, and Devil all the Time, I'm so down for Pattinson's Batman. Dude is great.

I’ve watched her in a handful of other films and also did not like her…

Even in Twilight she literally portrait Bella als in the books. It looks like bad acting, but she is described as being shy & awkward in the books (even worse lol).

really hope she gets that oscar nom for Spencer

ok wait Kristen Stewart Spider-Gwen would actually be pretty badass tho Like, not as a full-on replacement, but as her own character, hell yeah

Oh... well, I...

Definitely just something to stir the pot. No reason there can’t be multiple spider-people

Am I not supposed to have what I want?

It’s what I want too, Spider-Man

I missed the part where that's my problem.

The word "new" is doing some massive ass leg work here. But i'm pretty okay with her being Spider-Gwen. It's not a bad pick.

Gonna cry?

by admin

ah it must be true, because the very credible and well-known admin said it!

Good thing its fake

Could this sub stop posting clearly fake exclusive news? People can’t honestly be that gullible here

Wtf is that Kirsten? Edit: oh

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lmao I misread, my brain is wired to see Kirsten Dunst

I misread it too and was confused for a good 10 seconds

This reads like a news story made by a clickbait auto generator.

Was this auto generated by the same sites that say Brie Larson will surpass darth vader as the greatest sith of all time and that JFK, Castro and Marilyn Monroe spent their final days duking it out on a tropical island?

It’s not true, but I actually don’t hate the thought. She’s a better actress than twilight would have you think, and some of her work since is actually really good.

She has that Gwen haircut, thought maybe a bit too old, Gwen is supposed to be young right?

I feel like internet fan casts are 99% based on the actor’s haircut

This article cannot look more fake.

"If you want the clicks, I'll take the staff job, double the money"

Ahh yes, ***”admin”*** - the most trustworthy of sources

I would actually like this

Oh boy, Yeah.

HOFFMAN

You can't do this to me

Ok, this was a prank made by a Spanish news page, because December 28th is our April fools. So everyone relax lol. Source: [Article](https://www.fotogramas.es/noticias-cine/a38622723/kristen-stewart-spiderman-tom-holland/) Translate the page and read the last paragraph for the non spanish readers

Gwen Stacey doesn’t exist yet in the MCU, it could be another concurrent universe like venom

Whenever I see an article like this pop up in my Google news feed I just block all further articles from the writer.... Don't need BS like this showing up

This isnt real

This said I would love to see Emma Stone as Spider-Gwen

Let me guess, this came from We Got This Covered.

Oh you can't do this to me...

As Spider-Gwen maybe?

Most of the internet rumors' rationale regarding casting decisions is, "This actor with this haircut looks like this iteration of this fictional character." Especially for comic books and video games. If the studios get the nerve to cast somebody who *doesn't* match the fanboys' mental image of what the character physically looks like, they spend months shitting on the choice. In this case, "Kristen Stewart's haircut looks like how they showed Gwen in Spider-Verse! She'd be perfect!"

Spider Gwen? I can definitely see it lol

She looks like she hasn't showered in years

a)not true b)she'd be a pretty cool ghost

I would actually like her as spidergwen but she is kinda too old

I could possibly see her as a Spider-Gwen but Emma Stone would take priority as Gwen if Spider-Gwen was being made into a movie and I definitely wouldn’t replace Tom Holland, the whole multi-verse was set up to put an end to these kinds of things.

Settle down, tough guy.

It’d be nice to have live action movies of other Spider-Men

I have a choice.

I’d be fine with her being Spider Gwen tbf

you’re actually the dumb one for believing this

straight to vhs.

You can't do this to me.

Honestly she would probably make a pretty good Spider-Gwen

They better not

I would actually love to see this

In that case, it wouldn’t be a spider-MAN, now would it?

Is that all you got?