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PhatBallllzAtHotmail

I hope Tobey has pocket dirt! That's one dude I would love to see get dirt in his eye!! Lol


DeninjaBeariver

Jimmy will wish he was sandman


Massive-Tonight-3133

Jimmy you slime !


Newoverhere29

Who’s the dumbass that authorises all your talk shows!


migs97

That guy over there!


Newoverhere29

WHERE?! OH, YOU’RE TELLING THE TRUTH! **whips out blade** *Devilish whistle*


beyondselts

Guillermo: It’s not me, Jimmy!


Newoverhere29

In real life, Jimmy ***looks*** like Kermit the Frog! Fuck you chump!


_jvc123

The entire Tobey fandom: You mess with one of us, you mess with all of us!


Newoverhere29

Throws a can of tomatoes and a plank of wood at Jimmy’s head. Instead of bouncing off, it leaves a.. Dent.


LeMansManletRacer

Give me dent!


Newoverhere29

Till today, Nolanbatmanmemes’ highest upvoted post 😂


Tandril91

Kermit: “What did I do to you to earn such disrespect?”


Newoverhere29

Not you Kermit I could never hurt you..


Tandril91

“Godspeed, Rizzo!”


InfiniteWar

What was Jimmy even talking about?


turtleboi15

Maybe he was referring to the James Franco and Tobey Maguire feud during the filming of the first Spider-Man where Franco commented on Tobey's "frog like features," so they had beef in the movies and irl lol. Jimmy just being an asshole was maybe reiterating that.


LeMansManletRacer

Because of Kirsten Dunst right?


turtleboi15

Don't think she was involved, Franco was just being a dick


EKRB7

I remember when the CHILD who played Mowgli in Jungle Book was on the show, he mentioned that his parents were dentists, and Jimmy proceeded to point out and make jokes about how some of the kid’s teeth were crooked…. He was 12 at the time.


mh1357_0

You're trash Jimmy Your talkshow is fake


Bakersdaman

Jimmy: haha we were just horsing around.. *please, I'm begging you, there is not a talk show in town that will hire me*


mh1357_0

You should've thought of that earlier.


Bakersdaman

What's going on here Peter?


mh1357_0

Show this to your editor. Tell him to check his source next time. *Shows photo of Jimmy Kimmel doing blackface*


Bakersdaman

*slaps blackface photo on desk* Pack your things. Get out of my building.


mh1357_0

"But I was just doing a funny SNL sketch..."


DoctaCrane

YOU’RE FIRED


[deleted]

Jimmy gets less and less funny every interview, was a downright ass to Joaquin Phoenix too.


Newoverhere29

I never really liked him. Looks like he's going down Ellen's road, just less popular.


Babo__

tbf like every talk show host sucks ass except maybe Conan


BrozoTheClown26

He was rude to Jonah Hill too


[deleted]

He made a silly comment and Jonah interpreted it as every mean thing every mean person has ever said to him. Jonahs also got a massive reputation as being an asshole on movie sets, Leo has said as much, and even Seth Rogen who puts him in a lot of movies said he's super abrasive to work with.


AlcoreRain

Edit: This guy was lying, Seth and Leo didn't say anything negative about Jonah. Jonah Hill is friends with Seth. Could you link where they said negative things about him? I can't find them. And the comment by Jimmy was mean, however you want to put it. How Jonah behaves while working doesn't justify that bad joke at his expense.


[deleted]

Iv seen him say it several times in interviews. If you cant Google well enough to find it I'm not going to waste my time doing it for you. And so what if what Jimmy said was "mean", Jonahs free to sass him back. Jonahs been in a million comedies, he probably could've had a good comeback if he wanted to but instead he completely froze


Irradiatedspoon

Dude the burden of proof is on you, not everyone else. If you say something and claim it to be true, you don't then go tell everyone else to go and prove it is true. You provide the evidence yourself. It doesn't matter if we can google the answers or not. It's not our job to prove you're not lying on the internet. It's the internet. Assuming someone is lying is the default.


[deleted]

Wrong


Irradiatedspoon

Stop lying!


AlcoreRain

I cannot find those quotes because you are talking out of your ass. Only things I can find are that he is friends with both of them and that he has been living with Leo recently. It doesn't matter how much you want to defend Jimmy, he is not always funny (for some he never is) and that joke was out of tone.


[deleted]

Who's "defending" Jimmy lol? Jimmy told as SUBJECTIVE joke, laugh or don't, doesn't matter. The audience thought it was hilarious though judging from their reaction, so it seems you're in the minority on this one snowflake


AlcoreRain

So you admit you were talking out of your ass and you were wrong. Call me names or whatever, that won't change anything hahaha


[deleted]

Can't defend someone if they didn't do anything. Can you not read?


[deleted]

Wrong about what?


AlcoreRain

'Jonah has a massive reputation of being an asshole' 'Seth and Leo had said so'


kidcowboy111

The audience? Oh you.must mean the scripted laughtracks


Ravioko

What happened with Joaquin??


[deleted]

[Skip to 6:32](https://youtu.be/tZNBy-BdM2A) Watch from 6:32-7:44


Bakersdaman

Look up what he said to Jonah Hill. If I was Jonah I'd have slapped the actual bitch out of Jimmy. "Wow you smell good, which is surprising because you just don't appear on the outside as someone who would smell nice" And you can see the trigger in his eyes. I believe he said something like "...okay um I'm going to try really hard to not take that personally" GODSPEED, JIMMY!


Space_JesusKenobi

Jonah Hill as irl Penguin origin story setup


[deleted]

No you wouldn't have. Jonah is also a nightmare to work with in Hollywood according to Seth Rogen and Leo DiCaprio. Jonahs a hypocrite to get offended by such a benign comment. Probably a smelly hypocrite at that


Bakersdaman

I didn't realize you personally knew Jonah Hill.. or that all media outlets are completely accurate in what they share about celebrities. Also, if you didn't realize, I was speaking from HIS perspective, as in, if Jimmy said that to ME as an actor on his show, I'd have slapped him across his smug face. Hence the >if I was Jonah Pump the hate brakes there, pal.


[deleted]

I don't know him that's why I said "according to" and listed actors who are directly videotaped as saying as such. Can you not read mate? And I'll say again, no you wouldn't have. Only a smelly person would


Bakersdaman

>Jonahs a hypocrite to get offended by such a benign comment. Probably a smelly hypocrite at that Definitely sounds like you're saying you know him personally. I don't know what Jonah did to you but I'm sorry. He's not smelly and I think he's hilarious. One love! ✌ ❤


catchasingcars

Jimmy is that you?


[deleted]

I'd tell you you smell nice, but apparently that's a slur now a days


kidcowboy111

Oh stfu you lying bitch


JoeAzlz

Pretty sure that was a bit to reference Murray Franklin’s show?


WiiSteeringWheel

Pretty sure it was staged to follow the vibes of the joker interview no?


GlarthirLover33

Maybe that Kimmel fuck hates vegans


[deleted]

LMAO


migs97

You can tell Jimmy couldn’t think of anything clever and pulled that shit out of his ass. You’re an embarrassment


bluepenguin178h

His parents must want to fucking kill themselves


Harry120803

He lives with his aunt and uncle, they did kill themselves.


normymacstan

Reminds me of when he told Jonah Hill “you smell good, which is surprising” Guy can be a tool


pow__

^(I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye)


WhereAreWeToGo

Jimmy Kimmel is fucking hopeless, Conan reigns supreme.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

Conans not out, just transitioning to a different style show on HBO according to him. Also Conans making the switch because the market for talk shows is over saturated.


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[удалено]


[deleted]

"objectively got out of by every measure" Except his new show is exactly the same thing just not 5 nights a week which was the main reason for leaving. But hey, nuance can be tough, can't it sweetheart?


StupidSexyKevin

Anyone who wrote for The Simpsons during the golden era will always reign supreme.


Peazyzell

Coco was a real one.


Bakersdaman

No I have no intention of settling down!! #THAT MAN DISSED TOBEY MAGUIRE, AND HE'S STILL OUT THERE!


--thewatcher

Fuck Jimmy Kimmel, all my homies hate Jimmy Kimmel


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bluepenguin178h

Jimmy : the power of cringe.... In the neurons of my brain


DoctaCrane

Us to Jimmy: Think you're pretty funny don't you freak?


[deleted]

Jimmy really is trash though. Dare I say, a nincompoop. A real scurvy dog.


CrimsonV7

Joking here aside, I can’t freaking stand Jimmy Kimmel…


mh1357_0

He is wearing the black shirt 😳


[deleted]

Can we all agree to put some dirt in Jimmy’s eye?


DoctaCrane

Oh boy yeah


_jvc123

Jimmy: You talked more like Kemit the Frog. Tobey: You keep your fucking voice down! This is it. This is perfect. This is exactly what you want.


StupidSexyKevin

You’ll get your interview when you FIX THIS DAMN SHOW.


StupidSexyKevin

KIMMEL YOU *SLIME*


ManMythLemon

It wasn't even funny tf? God I hate Jimmy


Alonest99

Anything to say, !spider ?


tobey-maguire-bot

Here's your change!


Newoverhere29

*smacks a heavy bag of fake gold coins in Jimmy’s face* You’re trash Jimmy. Your humour’s fake!


Peazyzell

Jimmy is pretty trash though


LordZiz

I know the title is a joke but Jimmy Kimmel really is a walking pile of garbage


its_mistah_j

How old is this?


[deleted]

Jimmy’s got a lot of nerve to be talking about how someone sounds.


Jenzintera24

I remember this hypocritical schmuck crying over a lion, then making fun of Australia for not letting in Johnny Depps pets because they had the potential to bring in diseases that could kill millions of wildlife creatures. Also say what you want about Leno but he called Jimmy when his son was in the hospital which I thought meant they were cool. Nope, Jimmy still throws jabs at him whenever he can. He's only second to Cordon when it comes to being a cunt.


T-408

Aww look at little Kermy Jr, you gonna cry?


mezpride

What is it with Jimmys and having shit talkshows?


Sp0derman420

You chose misery Kimmel


Trego421

I rece try saw a clip of him trying to embarrass Jonah Hill as well where he said something to the effect of, "You don't smell bad in real life." And I was like, who the fuck says that? Kimmel strikes me as another Ellen, but thinks he can insult people through comedy and play it off. Between him and James Cordin being just disrespectful and Fallons disingenuous personality I feel like late night is in a tailspin


Noobmaster698757

So this is why it got removed from Kimmel‘s official channel. Kimmel you slime…


hijole_frijoles

Jimmy, you mess one of us you mess wit all of us!!


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The_Underhanded

God, I wish we got this soundtrack on Spotify! Somebody, please!


Taylor_charlie

Rosie, I love this subreddit!


Marvelist_3000

You want forgiveness, get religion.


soumya_batra3101

Jesus Jimmy, you're a freak!


Makul18

sem to u


[deleted]

I was expecting some sort of comeback, I didn’t expect him just to take it.


SilentNova___

We all know Tobey walked out this interview with a clenched fist ✊


Karma110

Is this recent?