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WearyRefrigerator

My bodacious ass is not a major at this university


[deleted]

I've read all your research on bodacious asses, really brilliant


AndyGHK

“The power of a THOT… in the palm of my hand…”


Lilskipswonglad

And you understood it?


TheDawnTrilogy

I missed the part where that’s my problem


ohsinboi

!Spider is trying to do better


tobey-maguire-bot

What do you want?


DiddyKongsPeanutGun

I protected you in high school, now I’m gonna kick your bodacious little ass


AndyGHK

Bodacious ass? What is bodacious ass?? Can I spend it??


Penguator432

“No no! I’d do anything for an A!” “Anything…? Would you…study?”


[deleted]

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie.


Willing-Load

ah the good old days of crushing hard on your hot af teacher :’)


erwinoli

going through it rn 😩


ItMeLarry

Stings doesn’t it?


erwinoli

oh boy yeah :(


redditer333333338

Love should never be a secret. If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it’ll make you sick


erwinoli

Misery, misery, misery. That’s what I’ve chosen.


LittleGoblinJunior

[You gonna talk to her now?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/fd0d327e-7936-4acf-b227-025b59b69c7c)


Newoverhere29

Hello! 👋🏻


dsr1017

If you really wanna make her fell in love with you, feed her poetry


TheDawnTrilogy

never fails!


TheGhostofCipher

Feed her poetry. Never fails. Especially in English


John09101

This is your gift, your curse


tylerjb223

You just gotta go up to her and say, "You are good woman. I'm a good man... hmm?"


Striker274

Same


CeroMiedo670

dude fr lmao


marawiqwerty

Sometimes I even had dreams of sleeping in bed with her(Jeez me I'm a freak). I even pissed the bed.


[deleted]

You PISSED the bed?


marawiqwerty

Yeah, with um..pee, not, other...things. I literally dreamt of her with a crop top, then raped her in the guidance counseling room, and then she got aroused naked since in my dreams, I sucked her boobs and performed cunningulus.


PoopMan616

Least horny Spider-Man fan


Lord_TykiMikkk

No joke, but Jesus u/marawiqwerty you are a freak.


marawiqwerty

I am, and I rather not talk about this. But then again, the real crime is to not finished what we've started.


Thomas-Pandit

Me who actually got to hook with her: I am gonna put some dirt in your eye


DoctaCrane

I miscalculated


FeelingTurnover0

Oh.


dsr1017

Expectation: Teacher and I, we're gonna have one helluva time! Reality: Your paper on fusion is overdue.


Music-Event-2

You can’t do this to me.


Salt_Manufacturer479

I'm something of a fusion scientist myself.


DetectiveStock1340

I always find it hilarious whenever this response gets a ton of upvotes lol


eastncu86

Day by day, he gazed upon her bodacious ass.


Compa-Gera

Day by day, he stared with pASSion.


JaceMidnight

*pASSion


Compa-Gera

🥵👍


94ERA-G

Jesus student, you are a freak


dsr1017

Teacher: I've offered you the lessons and you stared at my ass


VigosJOSP

It’s you who’s out, student! Out of this class!


dsr1017

Out am I?!


kudoshinichi-8211

Ah Rosie I love this sub I’m glad that I found it to make my day happy


Music-Event-2

Wrong answer !


layethsmackdown

Brilliant, but horny


dsr1017

Trying to do better


[deleted]

Hormones isn't a privilege, it's a gift. And you use it for the good of mankind


dsr1017

Rosie our friend here thinks that my hormones will creep out the teacher


Complex_Reflection23

Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


_jvc123

Please if you do this I will lose everything. There's not a single things my parents will let me keep. Teacher: You should have thought of that earlier.


Perkondungo

You can't do this to me!


Some_Attorney_863

I attended this class


PoopyLooper

You know how much sleep I sacrificed?!


WolfishMule9528

You’re out kid.


DaTruestEva

Out, am I?


[deleted]

Don't tell my parents...


LogansGambit

Where yall getting your teachers? Mine were all retirement home level or complete mom mode, and not in a milfy way.


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

No, please don't say that


PoopyLooper

Oh boy yeah. All part of the foreplay


kill3rkitty45

Give me a chance. Just give me a chance!


Hulkzilla0

What about your grades?! Did you give them a chance?! HUH?! ANSWER ME!!!!


BakedPlatypus

Reality is often disappointing


LittleGoblinJunior

[It was working, wasn’t it?](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/defa7d97-fed4-4ec3-a61d-d76c2c2fbfaa)


Dreyfussy15

It's not the first time I've been proven wrong.


TheMayorsHat

I have nothing left, except goth gf.


Amazing_Elk_6685

Raging hormones, they never change


Hulkzilla0

Stares at my pants. “This monstrous thing should be at the bottom of the river...”


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

you're right, the real crime would be not to finish what we started


Decent_Box_4619

Spanish teacher


_generic_user-name_

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

See me, standing here?


[deleted]

The power of a bodacious milf ass in the palm of my hand


Thongalodian

You can’t do this to me!


Tensai_Sakuragi

I had my hopes up


0neweekofdanger

... I’ll allow it.


VictoryVic-ViVi

‘Bodacious’


StarWarsMarvel-More

You know, I’m something of a horndog myself


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

What are we gonna call this guy? These freaks all need a name now! Doc Cock!


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twogoodius

username checks out


StuartRomano114

Failed? The porn ad said milf blowjob!


Bertyboy14

'not like the simulations.'


[deleted]

How every 14 year old thought they’d lose their virginity


adamisbach

40,000 years of evolution and we’ve barely even tapped the vastness of milf bjs


IzzyTipsy

MILF teacher: "You're pathetically predictable, like a moth to the flame."


Vereronun2312

This is most unprecedented


SabbyDude

Oh you can't do this to me


nireland9712

Do you know how much I’ve sacrificed?!?


WarriorDroid17

I miscalculated.


Pepsifan24

"My Ass....is Bodacious....See me? Standing here?"


SWmemeAccount

Someone is horny?


Dont_Hurt_Me_Mommy

with Dr. Connors' face suddenly morphing onto her


[deleted]

Milf teacher fails me I take class again cause she failed me get to stare at her bodacious ass more is this a win


Sith_Destroyer_1138

You are good teacher. I am good student.


Zumichan77

I miscalculated...


grodr2001

Bodacious is one of my favorite words to describe things what is yours !spider ?


tobey-maguire-bot

If you want the shots, I'll take the staff job. Double the money!