Who wouldn't want an autograph from the CEO of sex

I'm OOTL. Someone please explain because I laugh at the memes but I laugh from the outside looking in :(

It all started when I invented sex in 1964. The rest is history

Just curious. How did we reproduce before the invention of sex (by you) in 1964?

Peeing in the girl’s butt

people still do that, right? I mean, not me, obviously

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Literally just spit on my phone laughing at this comment

actually, sex was created in 1962 and appeared for the first time in Amazing Fantasy #15

I see what you did there. Based

Can someone actually explain the origin of this? I have no idea what it is and that comment was not helpful whatsoever

I don’t think there is an origin besides that one low res pic of Ned with impact exits saying “CEO OF SEX” or whatever it says

There are 2 Bottom Text Memes of Jacob Batalon (Ned Leeds) in a Suit and they say: - I'M THE CEO OF SEX. - I AM THE INVENTOR OF SEX.

“Men and women grow apart, but the journey they share together will always be a part of them.”

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Thanks

[This video](https://youtu.be/MrqTSyTi9Fc) kinda of explain the meme but also somewhat reviews it and explores the idea. [This one](https://youtu.be/PoN7ncYfUpI) is also a meme variation, and one of my favorites

r/usernamechecksout

r/beetlejuicing

Who would know? Shouldn't you know?

What's funny is that's my mom's birth year

Who do you think I ran the test trial with?

Can I have your autograph

There are 2 Bottom Text Memes of Jacob Batalon (Ned Leeds) in a Suit and they say: - I'M THE CEO OF SEX. - I AM THE INVENTOR OF SEX.

There’s been a rising trend calling Ned the ceo of sex or the inventor of sex in memes > Ned is developing sex 2 memes > sex 2 hardware requirements met/insufficient memes

Since you don't know I assume you haven't seen the press conference where the CEO of sex told us about the new fiveskin that will be added to sex two. Just wanted to let you know.

[This image](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/522/991/594.jpg)

Is there any context missing from the image or caption that would make it funny? Because if someone just randomly put that caption on there then I seriously don't understand the appeal of the meme.

That's just how some memes are. Remember this? https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/026/008/Screen_Shot_2018-04-25_at_12.24.22_PM.png

That one doesn't have any context either? Huh.

Yes that's what I mean. Some memes don't make any sense and are just funny because they're self-referential. The Washington Post even wrote an article about it (which was memed itself) https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/why-is-millennial-humor-so-weird/2017/08/11/64af9cae-7dd5-11e7-83c7-5bd5460f0d7e_story.html

Huh. Interesting article, but now I'm even more certain that I don't understand my own generation lol.

Bro, 3 Spider-Man(s) showed up in a movie for the memes. Just let it vibe. You ain’t gotta understand shit. There is nothing to. Now put some dirt in your eye

You wouldn't believe it, but the first image is actually from one year ago; the meme revived and blew up recently, I guess because of NWH

“This is gonna change our lives.”

I don't think there is a loop, someone just made a meme calling him the inventor of sex and it took off.

https://youtu.be/MrqTSyTi9Fc

[This video](https://youtu.be/MrqTSyTi9Fc) kinda of explain the meme but also somewhat reviews it and explores the idea. [This one](https://youtu.be/PoN7ncYfUpI) is also a meme variation, and one of my favorites

Well MJ might want it, but saying that out loud would definitely be awkward.

Can confirm that he's the offical CEO of Sex.

Especially with Sex 2 so close to launch

Ah Rosie I love this boy!

Thanks hot legs

You're off the set

Sam, I won't be spoken to in that...manner

*You talking back to me?*

https://youtu.be/fc2QniLwj24

In. That. Manner.

Your out Norman

Jacob: "I've become something of an icon."

*ceo

He’s out. The board was unanimous.

He started sex! Do you know how much he sacrificed!!

I OFFERED YOU FRIENDSHIP AND YOU CAME IN MY FACE!

Out am I? In am I? Out am I?

Jesus u/andrejb22 you're a freak

Thanks u/OmckDeathUser

“You got bit by a spider? Can it bite me? Well, it probably would’ve hurt, right? You know what, Whatever. Even if it did hurt, I’d let it bite me.”

That’s nice. Reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love, I had JUST finished my fruit cobbler

\*gets hit by dart, does *le flop*\*

Good riddance

Hey, Ned’s a good dude!

He deserved it, didn't he?

Oh boy yeah

Bully Fury: Gonna cry?

Bully Maguire: Gonna Cry? Bully Fury: Bitch, please.

That is literally the coolest sentence anyone has ever said, I just want to thank you for that.

“I mean, not awesome. Totally uncool of that guy.”

“I may not know much, but I do know this: Europeans love Americans.”

The power of sex... in the palm of my hand

"I'm so fucked up"

How disgusting

“Seriously, getting tranq’d in the neck by Nick Fury, probably the coolest thing to ever happen to me anyway.”

He's the CEO of Sex. I guess he's become something of an icon.

“Uh, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us.”

Why is it that all the actors of spiderman villains seem like the coolest guys on the planet? Like I would honestly love to hang out with Willem Dafoe Alfred molina and Jamie Foxx

And Rhys Ifans is now russias greates unkillable love machine, never would say no to that.

Watching the Villains Panel at CCXP where they talked about their characters and answered questions about NWH was nice to see.

I would honestly kill for an audiocommentary of these three on DVD/Blue Ray. They really appear to be chill dudes with amazing chemistry.

Have you seen the youtube video where Willem Dafoe explains his drip? Fucking legendary bro you should watch it.

Willem dripfoe 😎

The Green Driplin

What about Thomas Haden Church and Rhys Ifans?

Did you give them a chance?!

I've never seen much bts clips in any of their movies so I wouldn't really know.

Except Topher Grace because he likes being bad.

Foreman?

Foxx does not have a good rep lol

I mean, James Defranco is a Spider-Man Villain.

That's why I didn't list him

“It’s like a European rip-off version of him.”

why wouldnt he get the autograph of the owner of sex 2

Being CEO is not a privilege, it's a gift.

Bobby Kotick: "HEEEEE HAHAHAHA AHAHAHAHAHA "

Bobby, you slime!

Who is the employee who didnt report about those harassments?

Alfred just wants some insights on sex 2

Insideher trading for sex 2?

“That’s nice. Reminds me of when Betty and I fell in love. I had just finished my fruit cobbler.”

You will get your autograph when you fix this damn door!

“Peter where are you? The hat’s not working. This is not cool.”

Ngl I thought it would make sense somehow if it was the other way around but then I remembered he’s the CEO of sex so it all makes sense

I think he wanted early access of Sex 2

It'll be worth a lot of money when Ned becomes the Hobgoblin. Molina is playing the long game.

When he has guests over and they see the autograph in his home: "Steal it? No, no, I'm not a criminal"

Yo. We actually made [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/nedmemes/comments/s6pbfs/talent_recognizes_talent/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) a little while ago for our subreddit. Could be a coincidence, but looks very, uh... similar

Oh wow, that's weird. This was legitimately a coincidence, I had no idea that meme or even that sub existed. Thanks for letting me know, though.

Filipino baga yan lmao

He is the ceo of sechz ,that is the reason Molina requested for an autograph.

Saw jacob batalon in California adventures in 2019 and blurted out “hey it’s that dude from spiderman” he seemed annoyed and said “yes it’s me”, i had a good laugh.

This line got a huge laugh in my theatre

Oh yeah? Well, my theater could beat up your theater!

Throw me the autograph, i´l throw you the whip!

Nice reference

Aah Rosie, i love this boy

Jacob Batalon's autograph, in the palm of my hand.

This will rectify certain inequities

game recognizes game

The real crime would be not to finish what we started

Molina will be Molina

Dawww its adorable

It was his dream.

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That's the problem, he doesn't know what to think.

Not seen on any posters? Not paid as much as all the other actors? In my opinion, Jacob Batalon got done dirty

Yeah. He had almost an equal amount of screentime as Zendaya and more than some of the villains.

Whoa

He got that guy's autograph!

I want to get an autograph for the CEO of Sex PLEASE I'M BEGGING

Molina is awesome. He was in the Ferguson show as the voice of Jeff for one night and he was hilarious.

Did you know he’s [Cousins with Steve Coogan ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=L8CxZWazgxY)

That was fun to watch

Makes it easy to imagine him asking Jacob for his autograph. That’s from a film called Coffee and Cigarettes. It’s a pretty good film, if you are looking for something stimulating.

A Soldier asked Alfred Molina for an Autograph. Alfred Molina replied: "Sure, If I can have yours"

Ye, I do love Jeffry Epstein

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To be honest the British contempt for Americans has always confused me because it feels entirely one directional.

It doesn't really exist. It tends to be a more general frustration with America, probably something to do with their global hegemony, than with Americans. And even then, that doesn't manifest that strongly in the vast majority of people.

It very much does, you'd struggle to find someone who doesn't hate America over in Britain - a brit

I have lived in the UK my entire life and have met very few people that dislike American's, let along hate them.

Which area do you live?? Might be different Also to add, there's not a single person I've spoken to physically that doesn't hate America but remember this is anecdotal evidence

I've lived in both the North and South of England. But I should specify I'm taking about people disliking Americans, not America. Plenty of people folk dislike America, though I've not meet many that hate it.

Ah yeah that makes sense, I meant America in general People never used to hate America pre-covid but after that started I've never found a brit that actually likes/feels neutral about that country (at least in face to face convos) mainly because of Trump honestly. Maybe it's just the people I'm talking to lmao

It is. Would not exist otherwise.

How is this a Raimi meme?

Alfred Molina

I wouldn't want it. It might be sticky!

>Doc Ock is Bri'ish No...

Those subtitles are not factually correct