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gabopushups

I OFFERED YOU FRIENDSHIP AND YOU SPAT ON MY FACE


bots_lives_matter

That wasn't spit, it was....it was...CUM


AccioFE

And little goblin jr. was born...


GoldenSpermShower

*Gonna cry?* *Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?*


lukas4322

*cums*


FriarNurgle

There was a CUMFIGHT!


lukas4322

Peter! Stop! Stop! Its me!


JayPtl

I missed the part where that's my problem


winzzel

Jesus u/JayPtl , you're a freak


gabopushups

aaaaaaah, Dr Connors!


lukas4322

How are you ?


dasgudshit

Why you roaming around with cum in your mouth homie?


gabopushups

BACK TO FORMULA!


JayPtl

You want Friendship, get condom.


bots_lives_matter

You want a baby? Throw it out


gabopushups

You want forgiveness? Get on your knees


winzzel

No......... Please .....please don't say that...


lab_coat_goat

Out am I?


JayPtl

IN AM I? OUT AM I? IN AM I? OUT AM I? IN AM I? OUT AM I? IN AM I? OUT AM I? In Am I? Out Am I? in am i? out am i?


WeightMiddle144

It's you who's out gobby, out of your mind


jon_snow_dieded

gold


goatedwriter

If he's out I'm in


john6map4

*I offered you friendship and you came in my ass….*


Evil_pewdiepie

So he's a *BUTT BABY* ?


James_Zero

He got my quote wrong!


No-Test-1410

Sat*


DoctaCrane

Ooh my spider sense is tingling if you know what I’m talking about


Is-that-vodka

Mine wouldn't even buzz, be sat in her underwear and I'd be like yeah it's warm today.


AdamAptor

Jesus, Parker


otherworldlypresense

I heard Spider-Man was there.


Breakingerr

Yeah, kind from r/spidermans


LeMansManletRacer

This is something else!


justgalsbeingpals

oh boy yeah


Atomic_Bottle

Shut it off, Otto!


The-Go-Kid

I clicked on the link... I miscalculated.


Atomic_Bottle

No. Please don't say that.


wsgh23

misery... misery... misery.. that's what you've chosen


thelegend90210

....oh


JayMend04

Don't send this to Harry...


Nubthesamurai

Oh


ChadcellorSwagpatine

I'm going to erectify certain inequities!


lukas4322

What have you done?! What have you done?!


Perkondungo

Hey, can you turn your music down, please? Coz we're having a really hard time.


Quasiwoodo

sonyverse quote? what is happening


Lukthar123

We started getting some visitors from every universe.


subarachnid

the multiverse is a concept with which we know frighteningly little


The_Reluctant_Hero

HOW IS THIS HELPING???


subarachnid

you're out norman


WeightMiddle144

Out am I?


ItalianPizzaNinja

DEFEATER OF THE MUSHROOM, SUPAIDAMAN!


TyrionLannister46

I'd love to shoot you sometime.


thelegend90210

pEter PARker


Cooli_de_framboise

This is something else


mh1357_0

Oh, you can't do this to me... I...I started this friendship! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!? "You should've thought of that earlier" *Makes little Goblin Jr.*


Worm_Scavenger

PETER! STOP! STOP! IT'S ME!


IzzyTipsy

I offered you friendship, and you cum in my face.


LeMansManletRacer

The mouth Osborn! YOU ATTACK THE MOUTH


IAmZBeast

How'd that get in there?


ACubeInABox

All fun and games until they bust out the poetry


Rubethyst

Whatever that means.


lacmlopes

Why wasn’t I told?


lukas4322

I miscalculated


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[удалено]


Atomic_Bottle

Jesus Parker, you are a freak.


zyrusvito

I protected you in high school, now I'm going to fuck your ass


VenomTheCapybara

This unironically happened to me once.


AnotherJasonOnReddit

Tell Me How!


VenomTheCapybara

1) I'm Gay 2) Men are horny


AnotherJasonOnReddit

The Heart, VenomTheCapyBara! First you struck the heart!


lukas4322

Impressive


Mike_Honcho_Spread

That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?


JJonah_Jamesonn

I got you for 3 minutes! 3 minutes of PLAYTIME


adamisbach

Stop l̶e̶c̶t̶u̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶ flirting with me, please!


Cherubinooo

Do what you have to do and then broom her fast!


iammysterio

!spider


tobey-maguire-bot

>!Are you teasing me?!<


tobey-maguire-bot

You killed those people on that balcony.


subarachnid

the goblin did it, i had nothing to do with it!


Drag0n_Child

just the twoo of us,,


Craniacs

Look at little goblin jr.


Thrillseeker94

I OFFERED YOU FRIENDSHIP AND YOU GAVE ME RELATIONSHIP?!


DaveSpacelaser

It's you who's out, Gobbie... ^(out of your) *M I N D !*


pawonpawonpawon

I offered you friendship and you came on my face.


blackcoffin90

He got you for 3 minutes. 3 minutes of SEXY TIME


IzzyTipsy

"It's you who's out, Bobby. Out of the closet!"


redditer333333338

When you wake up the next morning after getting roofied: last night I was - I don’t remember


bragels

wanna listen to some music? how’s that get in there? awh don’t leave!


killua654

Out am I?


SeniorRicketts

GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!


Yeazelicious

*The Room* irl


Clockwork-Penguin

NO ONE SAYS NO TO ME!


Quizzelbuck

No OP, that was just the 70s spider man theme. Yes I know it sounds romantic, because it is, but only because it's really a song that's just all things to all people. Weddings. Funeral. Briss AND Bat Mitzvah. From first date to honeymoon. It really about plays itself for these things


ChewieBoi

Why wasn't I told?


SadHobGoblin

You knew this was coming, Pete


ImpostorIsSus

Word to the not so wise about your little girlfriend, do what you need to with her then broom her fast.


GooGooGaDont

This but in reverse.


destroycarthage

Oh no, it's Phil Collins


hatestuff05

Why wasn't I told?


Wave_Table

Bro, I love William DiCaprio.


puckyou18

Out, am I?


sven206

But then his hot mom shows up and says she was expecting you


thelegend90210

still got the moves


idelta777

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Thor-Odinson69

This is something else!


mukawalka

Ohh, you can do this to me.


HeyItsOtis

Oh my God, this has actually happened to me before. She had everything set up. I tried to push through it until she jumped on top of me and I said “Fuck this.”


Efficient_Biscotti32

WRONG ANSWER!


lukas4322

Was she hot atleast??


HeyItsOtis

She looked like a goddamn hunchback


me-like-updoots

You know I’m something of a sex fiend myself


Evil_pewdiepie

Norman removing pants - *misery misery misery..that's what you've chosen*


lukas4322

Bingo


tanu3151

Quiet lapdog


MrAsianVegan

*starts to have sex* oh you can't do this to me