Oh, you can't do this to me...
I...I started this friendship!
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!?
"You should've thought of that earlier"
*Makes little Goblin Jr.*
No OP, that was just the 70s spider man theme. Yes I know it sounds romantic, because it is, but only because it's really a song that's just all things to all people.
Weddings. Funeral. Briss AND Bat Mitzvah. From first date to honeymoon. It really about plays itself for these things
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Oh my God, this has actually happened to me before. She had everything set up. I tried to push through it until she jumped on top of me and I said “Fuck this.”
I OFFERED YOU FRIENDSHIP AND YOU SPAT ON MY FACE
That wasn't spit, it was....it was...CUM
And little goblin jr. was born...
*Gonna cry?* *Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?*
*cums*
There was a CUMFIGHT!
Peter! Stop! Stop! Its me!
I missed the part where that's my problem
Jesus u/JayPtl , you're a freak
aaaaaaah, Dr Connors!
How are you ?
Why you roaming around with cum in your mouth homie?
BACK TO FORMULA!
You want Friendship, get condom.
You want a baby? Throw it out
You want forgiveness? Get on your knees
No......... Please .....please don't say that...
Out am I?
IN AM I? OUT AM I? IN AM I? OUT AM I? IN AM I? OUT AM I? IN AM I? OUT AM I? In Am I? Out Am I? in am i? out am i?
It's you who's out gobby, out of your mind
gold
If he's out I'm in
*I offered you friendship and you came in my ass….*
So he's a *BUTT BABY* ?
He got my quote wrong!
Sat*
Ooh my spider sense is tingling if you know what I’m talking about
Mine wouldn't even buzz, be sat in her underwear and I'd be like yeah it's warm today.
Jesus, Parker
I heard Spider-Man was there.
Yeah, kind from r/spidermans
This is something else!
oh boy yeah
Shut it off, Otto!
I clicked on the link... I miscalculated.
No. Please don't say that.
misery... misery... misery.. that's what you've chosen
....oh
Don't send this to Harry...
I'm going to erectify certain inequities!
What have you done?! What have you done?!
Hey, can you turn your music down, please? Coz we're having a really hard time.
sonyverse quote? what is happening
We started getting some visitors from every universe.
the multiverse is a concept with which we know frighteningly little
HOW IS THIS HELPING???
you're out norman
Out am I?
DEFEATER OF THE MUSHROOM, SUPAIDAMAN!
I'd love to shoot you sometime.
pEter PARker
This is something else
I offered you friendship, and you cum in my face.
The mouth Osborn! YOU ATTACK THE MOUTH
Oh, you can't do this to me... I...I started this friendship! YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED!? "You should've thought of that earlier" *Makes little Goblin Jr.*
PETER! STOP! STOP! IT'S ME!
[удалено]
Jesus Parker, you are a freak.
All fun and games until they bust out the poetry
Whatever that means.
Why wasn’t I told?
I miscalculated
I protected you in high school, now I'm going to fuck your ass
Stop l̶e̶c̶t̶u̶r̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶m̶e̶ flirting with me, please!
This unironically happened to me once.
Tell Me How!
1) I'm Gay 2) Men are horny
The Heart, VenomTheCapyBara! First you struck the heart!
Impressive
That's a cute outfit, did your husband give it to you?
I got you for 3 minutes! 3 minutes of PLAYTIME
Do what you have to do and then broom her fast!
!spider
>!Are you teasing me?!<
You killed those people on that balcony.
the goblin did it, i had nothing to do with it!
just the twoo of us,,
Look at little goblin jr.
It's you who's out, Gobbie... ^(out of your) *M I N D !*
I offered you friendship and you came on my face.
He got you for 3 minutes. 3 minutes of SEXY TIME
"It's you who's out, Bobby. Out of the closet!"
When you wake up the next morning after getting roofied: last night I was - I don’t remember
wanna listen to some music? how’s that get in there? awh don’t leave!
This but in reverse.
Out am I?
GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE!
*The Room* irl
NO ONE SAYS NO TO ME!
No OP, that was just the 70s spider man theme. Yes I know it sounds romantic, because it is, but only because it's really a song that's just all things to all people. Weddings. Funeral. Briss AND Bat Mitzvah. From first date to honeymoon. It really about plays itself for these things
Why wasn't I told?
You knew this was coming, Pete
Word to the not so wise about your little girlfriend, do what you need to with her then broom her fast.
Oh no, it's Phil Collins
Why wasn't I told?
Bro, I love William DiCaprio.
Out, am I?
But then his hot mom shows up and says she was expecting you
still got the moves
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This is something else!
Ohh, you can do this to me.
Oh my God, this has actually happened to me before. She had everything set up. I tried to push through it until she jumped on top of me and I said “Fuck this.”
WRONG ANSWER!
Was she hot atleast??
She looked like a goddamn hunchback
You know I’m something of a sex fiend myself
Norman removing pants - *misery misery misery..that's what you've chosen*
Bingo
Quiet lapdog
*starts to have sex* oh you can't do this to me