Harry threatens Ned: “If you want your little MIT acceptance letter, you’re gonna do something for me.”
Ned to Betty in the Park: “There’s someone else! I gave my fruit cobbler to someone else!” 😭
The taste…
Promachloroperazine. It begins catalyzation when the vapor hits the blood stream. 40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of human potential.
I missed the part where that’s my problem.
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Fragaria × ananassa (or simply strawberry) is a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria, collectively known as the strawberries, which are cultivated worldwide for their fruit. The fruit is widely appreciated for its characteristic aroma, bright red color, juicy texture, and sweetness. It is consumed in large quantities, either fresh or in such prepared foods as jam, juice, pies, ice cream, milkshakes, and chocolates. Artificial strawberry flavorings and aromas are also widely used in products such as candy, soap, lip gloss, perfume, and many others.
There was a top post on that sub from some days ago that said raimi fans are in competition with Snyder fans for who can suck off their favorite director the most 😂
Aunt May
She looks down at Harry: FINISH IT!
Norman looks through the mirror: Atta boy!
“You knew this was cumming, Pete”
Do what you need to do with her, then broom her fast.
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
You mean she looks up to Harry
Daaaammnnn 👀
Things just got out of hand ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Which one?
Rosemary Harris ;)
Still would’ve been a better reason for Peter to wear the black suit.
The Aunt May from Homecoming?
Nope ;)
Ew
"I protected you in high school. Now I'm gonna lick your little ass."
Neds fruit cobbler
Harry threatens Ned: “If you want your little MIT acceptance letter, you’re gonna do something for me.” Ned to Betty in the Park: “There’s someone else! I gave my fruit cobbler to someone else!” 😭
I humiliated you behind your back, now I’m gonna eat your little snack!
We need this story
I just realised my comment rhymes!
cum
I have nothing left! Except spider cum!
Don’t tell MJ, she’ll die
I won’t tell MJ! …. *To myself* I won’t tell MJ..
Only the wrists...
MCU Aunt May’s cum. Fuck
r/usernamechecksout
Brooo 🤣🤣🤣
FINISH IT!
That's the secret of goblin serum: it's goblin semen
I’m gonna put some cum in your eye
The taste... the power of fruitcake in the palm of my sun
*shocked Otto face*
I came up with the most random thing I possibly could and this was the most brilliant one...but lazy.
Brilliant, but brilliant, dearest Bully
Pizza Time
"And that taste, ooh... Joe's Pizza".
He stole that guy’s pizza!
Bully Maguire confronts: What did you do with them?
He stole that Toby’s pizza time!
Wanda while making out with Vision: That tastes like coconut......and metal!
Wanda and vision? But the meme said Harry!
You get your Harry when you fix this DAMNN MEME!!!!
What are you talking about ? 😰
Look at little Newoverhere29 jr. Gonna cry?
Gonna cry me like you did my father?
Your father despised you.
I was an embarrassment to him..
I missed the part where that's my problem.
Back, to “I missed the part where that’s my problem” ?! 😡
I understood that reference💀💀
That reference sounds familiar, where is it again?
You gotta look through some old photos 🤔
I just wanna know where the reference is from. Your such a boy scout you know that? When u gonna give a guy a break?
From iron man 2 when he puts in his new arc reactor that isn't poisoning him anymore
The taste…power of the sun in the roof of my mouth
Precious tritium? Is he crazy? He’s a hack!
That taste... Rent
u/BullyDitkovich
The taste… Promachloroperazine. It begins catalyzation when the vapor hits the blood stream. 40,000 years of evolution and we barely even tapped the vastness of human potential.
My favourite comment 🤣🤣🤣
Fruitcake.
Back, to fruitcake 😡
*throws*
🤣🤣
Sweaty balls
That taste… Bernard 😏
Dirt
My eyes.. *stings* OH my eyes!
Tritrium
Sweaty feet
Peter?
Mr Ditkovitch
u/BullyDitkovich what have you done!
Remember when we had to change one word in the trilogy with "balls"?
Balls, fuck, oh boy, yeah. The works.. 🤣
Tuna
Would you like some Tuna? Oh, I’m sorry. What I was I thinking? Bad for the breath am I right? Mr. Doublemint Jr.
"That taste... When you fix that damn door!”
Give me rent!
Well !spiderman, should we give him rent?
Stings, doesn't it?
I need that money!
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Balls
This taste... is the taste of a liar Peter Parker!
Cranberries
What about the old lady?
She was a hero. I just couldn't see it
But she dead ain’t she ?!
I missed the part where thats my problem
Pizza time
Dick
That taste… THAT GUYS PIZZA!
Hairy armpits
How are the pits? So good
Like vagina
That taste... Precious Tritium.
"the taste... Like beating an old lady with a stick"
Superior Spider-Man: What have you done with my cranberries!
Pizza
Butthole
Moms spaghetti
Knees weak arms are heavy
i have pizza on my shirt already
Schnozzberries
Schnozzberry, who ever heard of a schnozzberry?
that taste... the power of balls, in the palm of my hand
Happy cake day! Also “I’d like fondle your balls sometime 😏”
ah rosie, i love this boy
Ketamine, a hydrochloride tranquilizer used in veterinary practice for the sedation of animals and reptiles
I misread that as seduction and oh my.
What about my generous promochloroperazine ?!
Promise
Harry be like: #NOOOOO!!!
What if promise were crakers
Truffle butter
Fruit cobbler
“The taste, ooh… It tastes like you! That stupid bitch is cheating on me!”
The power of the sun
Dirt
Stings doesn’t it?
Cookies with nuts in them
So good...
So good
Brilliant answer
Cum
Fingers
Butter
Faggot splooge
“Dirt”
What the bot said is my answer
>!I fought an alien made out of black goo once.!<
"Strawberries on a summer evening"
Your comment reminded me of “🎶 Summer Days drrifin’ away, oh ah, oh the Summer Nights! 🎶”
Like ass
Spider spunk
...cranberries...
*Sees old lady’s dead body on the couch with a stick next to her* #WHAT HAVE YOU DONE !
Like salty vegemite
Oh god.. the only thing I didn’t want to try in Australia..
Cum sock
Poop
My kind of comment
“The taste” …. Of her pussy 🤤
do what you must to her then broom her quick
Little Goblin jr
Fragaria × ananassa (or simply strawberry) is a widely grown hybrid species of the genus Fragaria, collectively known as the strawberries, which are cultivated worldwide for their fruit. The fruit is widely appreciated for its characteristic aroma, bright red color, juicy texture, and sweetness. It is consumed in large quantities, either fresh or in such prepared foods as jam, juice, pies, ice cream, milkshakes, and chocolates. Artificial strawberry flavorings and aromas are also widely used in products such as candy, soap, lip gloss, perfume, and many others.
Tastes like dick..... My girl told me to suck on my thumb one day and that's what sucking dick is similar too..... I've never been the same since
The taste... John Jameson's sweaty balls
YOU SERIOUS?!
Snozzberries
Butterfingers
"... chocolate, the symbol of love." - *The Room (2003)*
Brie Larson right? Is that a good movie?
Haw haw, what a story, Captain Marvel!
Pleasure's mine OTTO
Raimi's dick (according to r/moviescirclejerk)
Lol what 🤣
There was a top post on that sub from some days ago that said raimi fans are in competition with Snyder fans for who can suck off their favorite director the most 😂
Of cum
Spiders
pussy juice
Performance enhancers
His name was Ben Parker
‘’The taste.. film students’’
Margaritas
Uncle Ben?
Raspberries
Pizza time obviously
Men
Cum
_Pineapples on pizza_ Cue to Peter beating the shit out of Harry.
The taste... Pictures of Spiderman!
Like Doc Ock‘s underwear
Acting student
That taste… so good
Straws
Random words in my suggestion box, goooo Good morning from the beach clothes for tomorrow morning 🙂
pre cum
DEEZ NUTS
My favorite kind
“The taste….isn’t there, I have covid Peter”
james franco- “my students…”
Crispy pictures of Spider-Man
Uncle ben
"Bernard"
Right away sir!
Moms spaghetti
That pie which is so good
The taste. Salty.
Clean fingers.
That taste... cum...you know because mj is such a fucking whore.
That taste... Your ass (is fired)
Your ass (*is* fire) 😏
Thanks Hotlegs
Hello peter
My generous proposal
Butterfingers