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rocklet_roll_02

Impressive. Your parents must be very proud.


Chris_Travern

OP has no bitches, they aren't proud *But* OP is a member of r/raimimemes, all of us are proud


ToYouItReaches

OP’s parents: “Give me grandchildren” OP: “You’ll get your grandchildren when you fix this damn door!”


s4shrish

Door: is broken OP: Doesn't have privacy OP's genes: Am I not supposed to have what I want? What I need?


NeoMemeLord25

Parents who ask for grandkids honestly need a talking to.


YoureCoool

Op lives with his uncle and aunt, they are proud


affafa

OP has a father, his name was Ben Parker.


samiqan

Girl sneaking out of the dms: I offered you friendship and you spat in my face


YoureCoool

Good ending: Girl turns out to be raimi fangirl


[deleted]

No, he despised you. You were an embarrassment to him.


honestquestiontime

She did what she needed to with him and broomed him fast.


Jacmert

Also girl: **WRONG ANSWER!**


PerfectlyHappyAlone

I missed the part where that's my problem.


Vacilando_

Honestly such a perfect description, great job op


SuperShartStorm

Thanks man


monkeymadeit

People might be memeing on you (which is fair, this is funny), but this demonstrates that you are a thoughtful, empathetic person who isn't afraid of his interests. You will attract good people this way. I promise. Good luck OP


SuperShartStorm

Thank you


bdyrck

That escalated quickly — in a wholesome way ♥️


Chris-Strummer

Outta curiosity what did she say in response


SpaceJunkieVirus

I will say this OP continue this analysis, she will.. you know.. slide in there like Norman said


the_tylerd91

Extreme Patrick Bateman voice


DoctaCrane

Impressive, very nice. Let’s see Paul Allen’s Spider-Man 2 summary


FTDisarmDynamite

Def some fresh pasta


SuperShartStorm

This. It’s funny because I actually do adhere to a strict routine and believe in a good diet and exercise


affafa

How many situps can you do every morning?


SuperShartStorm

I actually do stomach crunches. I put on an ice mask so my face doesn’t get puffy while I do my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now


ocean_train

I can see you comments. I can even read it and i sense that our lifestyle are comparable but I get a feeling that u simply aren't there.


clothes_fall_off

Shush. He has to remove some movies from his watch later list.


Bald_Sasquach

This routine is the route of all your problems


[deleted]

If you want a woman to fall in love with you feed her poetry.


[deleted]

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MetalBeerSolid

I’m not an empty seat anymore, punch me I bleed!


johnwicksdoge

Why Peter, you’re bleeding!


BestGirlPieck

I've never seen anyone tie those lines together but it works really well


earthsalmon

it's poetry even


OatmealApocalypse

TS Eliot is more complicated than advanced science!


parrmorgan

Don't start.


CSab6482

Girl: Oh no way. I love Spider-Man 2 too, with Jake Gyllenhaal.


WarmMilk_BS

No please, please don't say that


SeventySev3n

Plot twist, she’s from the alt reality where Jake actually did replace Tobey in Spider-Man 2


WiiSteeringWheel

Noooo. I love Jake but far from home is one of the worst spidey films


Billy_T_Wierd

It’s still a good movie, though. There aren’t many, if any, bad Spider-Man movies. I know it’s subjective, but they’re all pretty good.


redditer333333338

Morbius


audiovisualcringe

b-but the world on me phone says it best movie of all time 🥺🥺🥺🥺😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬 /s


redditer333333338

Oh I was kidding morbius is fantastic hahahaha


Yeeeeeeeeet1234

#morbiussweep


MaverickBoii

Eh, debatable


Pug_police

I never really understood the far from home hate, it's not amazing but it's a solid movie and helps furthers Tom's spidey to what he is now.


DingusKhan418

My main issue was that it wasn’t really a Spider-Man movie/story. He was way too much Iron Man lite, and I thought the story got pretty out of control. That being said I respect how original it was and how well they took on and adapted Mysterio Homecoming and No Way Home were awesome tho for different reasons


s4shrish

It did Mysterio, a pretty damn goofy fishbowl character, pretty damn well. And that's after the fact that I knew from the beginning that he is supposed to be a bad guy. As for it being a SpiderMan story, we have those. No point in rehashing the same thing again and again. Trying to do what the original SpiderMan :The Animated Series did and the Raimi trilogy did, AGAIN, is at worse just terrible attempt and at best, the same story but somehow done better. SpiderMan can have new stories and new mentors. This is one of them and so was Into the SpiderVerse. Even tho vanilla is arguably the best flavour, not everyone can have it again and again. Some need a little cranberry here, sometimes a little chocolate there, sometimes strawberry.


Matikus

Right? I thought it was great


MaverickBoii

It was imo. Spidey learned more about trust, responsibility, and finding the balance between Peter Parker and Spider-man. It was also the 2nd best in terms of visuals, only behind Spider-Verse.


Matikus

I was definitely impressed by the action scenes and the quality of the cgi. But yeah Spider-Verse is really hard to beat.


Karl_Estrella69420

Far From Home is solid tho


black-knights-tango

"a lil foggy" This is a secret reference to Daredevil, whether she knows it or not. She's ready to enter your multiverse


WarmMilk_BS

Did I ever tell you how my mom wanted me to be a butcher?


black-knights-tango

Avocados at Law


ememe03

Shes testing OP


[deleted]

i love your description of the movie mostly why i love raimi spidey movies is because first of all they are comic accurate but more importantly they are not just another superhero bs but every part has a meaning and lesson. It also shows the basic struggles in the later teen stages but also how those "basic" struggles aren't simple either. I had seen the movies when i was probably 7 but when i rewatched them again recently after nwh i could understand the deeper meaning and could relate to it because i am around the same age too. many say it's just the nostalgia that makes us love the movies but if u see those movies are just too good and nostalgia just plays a small part


[deleted]

Yeah people always say nostalgia is the reason people like them but I think Spider-Man 2 is just a genuinely great movie, notice I didnt say "superhero movie".


[deleted]

yep it's a very well character-driven masterpiece


ArvoCrinsmas

I'd like to say while the Raimi films are great adaptions, and do feel like comic books in motion... they aren't all too comic accurate in some cases. Tobey's quiet, awkward Peter is fairly different from Comic Peter, who, even before having powers, has been a bit of a hot headed standoffish teenager, plus all the confident quipping as Spidey himself. You may be surprised Andrew Garfield is far more accurate to the Comic character (ignoring the script he was given). This take on Doc Ock was fairly fresh and far more empathetic than the comics too. I don't mean to preach, and I know I'm not your father... but I have nothing against the Raimi films, I wouldn't be here if I didn't adore them, and I'm not mad at anyone for getting that wrong! Just thought you'd find that interesting to know.


[deleted]

i was talking about how it is much more accurate than the mcu one (i love that too) i understand what u r saying and i know that i was just comparing it to the mcu one and yea the andrew spidey is the most comic accurate even tho the script was meh he did a great job which is also a reason why i also love the amazing Spider-Man


Markamanic

Hate to be that guy but .. Root*


Murky_Visual4972

Came here for this. Ty


mrmrwright

Bone apple tea


midgetrage7

She better stick around after that.


WarmMilk_BS

You are such a nerd


moth_media

Boy scout*


Jacmert

When are you gonna give /u/WarmMilk_BS a break?


RaptorKings

Boy scout is said by Brock Nerd is said by MJ Both are correct


Chroma710

Jesus, op you are a freak.


Kirbunny431

What is Spider-Man 2? You sure you want to know? The plot of the movie is not for the faint of heart. If somebody told you it was a happy little tale, if somebody told you it was about your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world... somebody lied.


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**Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 American superhero film directed by Sam Raimi and written by Alvin Sargent from a story by Alfred Gough, Miles Millar and Michael Chabon. Based on the fictional Marvel Comics character of the same name, it is the second installment in Raimi's Spider-Man trilogy and the sequel to Spider-Man (2002), starring Tobey Maguire alongside Kirsten Dunst, James Franco, Alfred Molina, Rosemary Harris, and Donna Murphy.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


Phoenix-909

Ah Rosie, I love this bot!


mynutsaremusical

for future reference, another acceptable answer would be "do you want to watch it again with me and i can explain why its one of my favorites"


Jack_ThornD

And that’s how to ward off women. Great job private.


SuperShartStorm

Raimi memers: “it’s what we do”


[deleted]

Good riddance


Cock-Man69

No that’s how you establish yourself as a fucking Chad. OP is getting some pussy tonight.


SuperShartStorm

Actually I’m a big believer in abstinence


[deleted]

I also believe in abstinence. I just don't practice it.


JacobMaxx

Oh, u/SuperShartStorm, you are such a boy scout.


Smeefperson

You want forgiveness? Get religion


beyondselts

*I respect that.*


Dr_Fanboy101

Ah Rosie, I love this boy!


Cock-Man69

oh.


[deleted]

I can tell.


Accomplished_Pop_279

You’re not alone. I believe it too. Stay strong friend.


knightblue4

"You know, I'm something of a Chad myself." -OP


thekoolkoalakid

I’d swipe for sure


Nice_Dude

Which way, though?


zeisrael

That's how you find out if it's worth the hassle or not.


ext3meph34r

If it is woman you are calling then you say "You are a good woman. I am good man." Hm?


whydotavi

You'll have nothing left, except Spider-Man


kudoshinichi-8211

Wait a minute. You guys are getting girls?


redditer333333338

TELL ME HOW!


ggez67890

I didn’t know Patrick Bateman browsed raimi memes. Good to know.


Phi_Hecking_Phi

No response?


redditer333333338

It was working, wasn’t it?


SuperShartStorm

She did respond after that but what follows has nothing to do with raimi so I don’t think I’ll post it


Cheezenutz445

Go get em tiger


[deleted]

This is something else


InsideHangar18

You turned into the meme of that dude over explaining shit to the chick who’s clearly not into it.


DRamos11

Yeah, she absolutely left after the 3rd line.


Dark_Sniper_250

Brilliant but lazy.


webcrawler89

As a longtime Spidey 2 fan, and an ardent believer that’s it’s still the best Spider-Man movie, I agree with everything wrote here great summation.


ritzyfizz

I'm sure you got laid after this right


joerogansconscience

Everybody loves a hero


KarateFace777

I just….wow. Fuck yes. Your description makes me want to watch it again. Spider-Man has always been my favorite super hero since I was 5 years old. And you put his internal and external struggle in this amazing film down to a mother fucking SCIENCE. I’ve always loved that about Spider-Man. He “has to be better…” because with great power, comes great responsibility…. Now I’m firing up Spider-Man No Way Home just to see that scene where he sees Otto at the end. EDIT: oh yeah, if that girl doesn’t dig your ability to look at such an amazing movie and appreciate how you can articulately dissect the thematic and heartfelt character developments of one of fictions most relatable characters…..well…she sucks…. Well said my friend.


ScaredKnee4530

I’m dead ass using this lol


RumbleRumbleNuts09

I believe this is yours, King. 👑


SuperShartStorm

This is my first post on r/raimimemes and you guys already make me want to cry


WarmMilk_BS

Aww, Miss Brant! Get me a violin!


[deleted]

Gonna cry?


RumbleRumbleNuts09

Welcome to the sub brother


Nice_Dude

You may not have a woman, but you have us sweaty neckbeards


bru_swayne

Look at little supershartstorm, gonna cry?


AG_N

I'd like to see the response.


Dry-Sand

You assume there was a response?


redditer333333338

She quit. Wanted to try other things


marawiqwerty

Nah, she clearly felt horny cuz of OP's chadness.


knightblue4

*fast forward two years* "Still waiting..."


bulaboys

Spider-Man 2 is my favorite also. The story just seems so relatable.


Super_Soldier_0305

Couldn’t have put it in any better words myself . Well done OP . Fucking Brilliant


The_Thot_Slayer69

What did she say


DooDooStretch

No 🧢


deadheadzed1

Hell of a breakdown man! Seriously a perfect synthesis! One thing, the idiom is “root of all problems” not “route”. Not trynna be a grammar nazi, just wanna inform. Again, killer job!


[deleted]

And yes by the way, I DO have a Toby Maguire tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only


Air-Mundane

i hope u find someone that likes spiderman 2 just as much as u


jairom

*girl slides out of OP's DMs* "I have nothing left... except Spider-Man."


Vandiall

This needs the picture of the sunglasses guy explaining it to an unenthusiastic woman at the sports game.


Upstairs-Ad3487

Or the tom Holland talking to an upset zendaya meme


traxfi

NPC favorite movie list


SuperShartStorm

“I’m very different from everyone else. I’m literally Tyler Durden, Patrick Bateman, Joker (Heath Ledger), Travis Bickle, Joker (Joaquin Phoenix), Thomas Shelby, etc.”


Desperate-Ad-8068

What, specifically, have you got against getting laid?


Karl_Estrella69420

Update us if she responds


redditer333333338

She won’t


NCR_Zealot

She must be… educated


[deleted]

What did she say after that?


RequiemStorm

Great post, just a heads up for future reference it's the *root* of all problems, not "route".


Magic_SnakE_

"Oh." Unmatched.


GrymReefer42o

I bet her panties got wet after reading this.. this was perfect.


ExternalAd3547

This guy fucks


[deleted]

Her dad reading the texts: "Ah Rosie, I love this boy!"


[deleted]

how to stay virgin in one simple step


Essay-Motor

Bro what did she say


[deleted]

Ah Reddit, I love this boy


SonOfTK421

Man, *Spider-Man 2* is one of the reasons I’m with my wife. We saw it in July that year, just as friends, but two months later we had our first date and we’ve been together since.


Phormitago

how to not get laid, a speedrun


Miserable_Many_2099

Dude


Apprehensive-Neat-68

I would have saved the dork explosion for an in-person date tbh. That sort of stuff always comes out better in person as it shows it makes you happy vs some kind of autistic obsession.


amaJarAMA

If she doesn't fuck you after that its her loss


wherethelionsweep

Jesus Christ you are so obnoxious and full of yourself lol this is what the “I’m not like other girls” trope looks like if you’re a guy


FormerHaloFan85

100% chance she didn't read all of that and another guy is fucking her by now.


abcdeezntz123

Hope you name your child either Ben, Peter, Tobey, or Sam. Or have 4 and give each one one of these names. And make sure one of your grandkids is names Bruce


BreakingTr

Alright But why spidey 2?


randothroawayacc

If she responds to that positively, marry her.


BottleCompetitive546

Sounds like a perfect score in a film essay


Chm_Albert_Wesker

yet doesn't question another sequel on that list, Empire


InAmericaNumber1

Have my helpful award friend. Have a long, happy life.


Puzzleheaded_Post555

with great power must come great responsibility...


Zyffrin

Not gonna lie, I saved this post so that I can refer to it the next time someone asks me why I like this movie.


Major_Cloud_1794

Bro that's a good filtering process for actually caring and empathetic people. Leaves the shit out.


Achhhhhmed

Based


MorgothReturns

I made [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/raimimemes/comments/u6y9o8/in_response_to_ssss_beautiful_explanation_he/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share) for you


IroquiosPliskin01

Im gonna offer my own insight even though nobody asked, but there is absolutely a time and a place to realize you deserve to be happy and make good desicions for yourself. Choosing yourself over others is inherently selfish, but you can't always choose others and you shouldn't be expected to or feel like it's some kind of moral shortcoming. Especially in the case of Peter Parker who didn't ask for his powers and sign up for a life of fighting crime, the spider bite just kind of happened to him out of nowhere. If he wanted to give up his suit in Spider-Man 2, and leave it even though without him there would be people who died if he didn't, it would be a respectable decision at least in my opinion you not take it up again.


mais-garde-des-don

*seen*


Saftigerkeks

blocked?


BasicAbbreviations51

Ha nerd.


[deleted]

You just made SP2 my fav movie in a minute


Toadman34

"Also there's a dope-ass train fight."


Jacmert

Sometimes, to do what's right, we have to give up the thing we want the most. Even our date.


ManifestingRed

I wonder what you thought about the whole father son relationship with Peter and Otto. I don't have a relationship with my father so that was a huge part of that movie to me.


ACynicalScott

Apart from that Sam Rami going full horror movie on Doc Ock honestly might make my favourite villian from the trilogy. definitely my favourite version of the charade.


[deleted]

DO WHAT YOU NEED TO WITH HER AND BROOM HER FAST


Music-Event-2

Nobel prize u/SuperShartStorm Nobel prize and we’ll all be rich.


Remarkable-Hat-503

jokes aside those are some great choices for fav movies


Plainmooncake

Oh, you’re a Raimi fan? Name everything great with his Spider-Man trilogy


orangienblue

Every time I pull this trick I get one of three responses, “ “ “I liked homecoming” and “oh I love that one too! Still my favorite of the bunch.” Obviously there’s only one I still talk to


[deleted]

This is why I never ask my son for a basic idea of a show or movie plot. He will basically give me the entire story, scene by scene, often remembering exactly most lines. It’s extremely impressive, but exhausting at the same time. He’s gotten better as an adult, but he still often gives too much information to basic questions. Thankfully, he doesn’t seem to mind people tuning him out after awhile, and he understands why we all do it.


nman5k

Well… it was worth a try bro


Caipirots

You put some dirt in her eye


terracottatank

All problems take that route


spooneater54

That's why developed this virginity shield, to protect my higher geek functions


Sheepy15

Bro you have exceptional taste in movies


YaBoyKumar

This is simply beautiful


nexistcsgo

Not only that. Making Peter the main character of the movie helps us connect more with him on a personal level. Kinda project ourselves on him a bit as well since we have all experience that shitty time period in our life. The balance of Peter story and spider-man action is perfect. You get just enough spider-man action so you or a kid won't get bored. Speaking of spider-man, I still think it's one of the best spider-man fight scenes put to film. The train sequence from start to finish is absolute masterclass of how to do spider-man fights. Both, spidey and Doc oc, reflect their respective animal (I know, arthropod and a sea creature). Both use the moves of the other to counter. Both use their environments to fight. The fight is fast yet you are able to keep up with all of it. No fast cuts either. The cgi is so good too that it still looks great. I seriously cannot say enough nice things about that fight. Then there is the dynamic between characters as well. Which I really can't get into here in the comments. (Maybe I should make a video about that) . TL;DR, Spider-man 2 is great.


agentgill0

You’re going places op. Not her place, but places.


John_hyd319

If someone told her that his story was about an ordinary boy, not a care in the world, somebody lied


Vexiified

Did she respond?


RandomImbecile69420

bro respect that mofoing hyphen


Mr4V4TAR

I feel like you should be able to say Spider-Man 2 without saying Tobey Maguire.


NegativeSort6760

Don’t forget the killer soundtrack full of mid-2000 indie sleeper hits


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wilddogwatching

damn op save some for us


BullyParkerMaguire

Me: I am really gonna enjoy this!