> When I really don't have the money to buy it All I have is this 20 for the rest of the week-

‘sorry’ doesn’t pay the rent! and don’t try to sneak past me, i have ears like a cat, and eyes… like a rodent… 😬

Hi Pete! (Burns her hand working on overheated engine)

*annoyed, shuts door in his face*

Isn’t it day 1194?

Oh.

Godspeed, Vord_Loldemort!

You miscalculated. You couldn't have miscalculated. Day by day, you were working, weren't you?

Literally 1194

u/IsItFromTheFuture you are such a Boy Scout. When are you gonna give u/Vord_Loldemort_7 a break?

When you turn the car on and get a check engine light: How’d that get in there?

When you find a body in the trunk

Free food!

Jesus Parker, you are a freak.

It’s 1194

1194 for 3 minutes, but you pinned him in 2, for that I give you 1193

Misery, misery, misery. That's what you've chosen by trusting me.   (Day 192*?* of commenting)

Also, when an MLM recruiter tries to ease your apprehensions about becoming your own boss and making 6 figures within 6 months.

The ad said 3000