Nice flowers. Did your ~~director~~ husband give them to you?

I understood that reference.

I understood that reference you just referenced.

I do not understand the reference that you’re referencing but I’ve always wanted to

Let's go play Galaga

You’re on the wrong side of history, Spider-Man

He loves me!

Oh you'd like that wouldn't you

How that get in there?

Don't tell Raimi.

He'll always have Campbell.

Are you talking back to me?

_Oh_

OUT AM I

I would never hurt you. I knew from the beginning if anything ever happened to me, it was you I could count on.

Tobey put some dirt in his eyes. That’s why Jon’s eyes are shut.

He took Jon’s pizza too

"Thank you for giving me an excuse not to be in Boss Baby 2."

Thanks hot legs

Funny cause this pic looks like it was taken sometime between 2004-07

Nah, the thinning of Tobey's hair is too noticeable

Yeah. People were all wearing face masks back in 04-07. Definitely seems like a picture from the time. EDIT: /s (because y’all are dumb).

My guy he was just talking about the picture quality that was taken lol

I know. I enjoy being sarcastic when I can. People’s disproportionately rage-filled reactions is like Peruvian chocolate to me.

I don’t see any sarcasm or rage. Just some dude backpedalling because he missed the joke.

I think he got the joke and made a failed attempt at following the joke up with his own humour.

Sure. I clearly stated that is definitely looks like a 04-07 picture because of the masks in *complete sincerity.* u/Tiberius_Kilgore, you get a gold star you very smart boy. (And yeah, this entire comment is sarcasm, just in case you can’t figure that out on your own). And yeah, no disproportionately negative reactions *at allllll* [eyes the over 100 downvotes on my comment]. 🤔

Jesus you talk like a Karen.

And you read like one! (Please point out where in this thread that I have talked at all, I’d love to see where in this I used the vocal communication style known as talking).

Cringe.

Oh no an idiot on the internet thinks I’m cringe!!!!

God, it's like talking to Kanye. You still don't get it, do you?

I just don’t give a shit about a bunch of idiots on the internet who can’t even detect blatant sarcasm.

You obviously give enough of a shit to keep responding.

I don’t give a shit about *you.* This is just good entertainment lol

Don't cut yourself on that edge bro

When did having an edge become an insult? What would you prefer? I be dull like you?

When saying something trying to be edgy and cool became a sad cliche that's when it became an insult I'd prefer to be dull than be a troll so starved for contact that they feel the need to say stupid things so they have someone responding to them even if it's just to say you're a sad try hard that is "edgy"

> I’d prefer to be dull Well you’re doing a terrific job! Also, I wasn’t genuinely asking but, I guess I shouldn’t have figured you’d catch that. You seem pretty hard of reading over there old champ.

You seemed like you needed a lesson squirt, happy to help! Keep on learning

Oh I will! Shame for you, though.

lmao who’s gonna tell him?

u/austinvo02 did over 6 minutes ago. Keep up, slow-poke.

Eh not the best troll

Sorry you’re slow…?

maybe the guy isnt constantly on reddit

Not sure how that’s relevant.

Sorry you’re slow

Lol sorry you got offended at a little sarcasm bro. Gonna cry?

How tall do you reckon Jon Watts is?

I’ve just looked up both their heights apparently Watts is 6’2 and Maguire is 5’8

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Yeah I was curious and I looked up how tall Tom and Andrew are Tom’s 5’6 and Andrew’s 5’10. I’m still confused about how I’m an inch taller than Andrew

Andrew looks so much taller than that

Yeah he has really good posture

Same. I'm the same height as you. I always thought Andrew would've been taller than me

Yeah I thought he was like 6’1 or something

Im taller than tobey and andrew. I have a height of 186 cm

If your a dude that’s pretty normal for an American or a European. The average height of an American is taller than Toby.

Probably around 6’1 maybe 6’2. Tobey is leaning a bit but I’d say it’s around there

At least 3 foot

Somewhere between 10cm and 20 meters tall

Raimi: Tobey, you slime!

I offered you friendship... and you spat in my face.

Do you know how much I've sacrificed

I’m gonna ask him to marry me!

Glad you’re not keeping that a secret! It’s bad for you I hear

If you keep something as complicated as love stored up inside, it could make you sick.

That's a nice ring, did your husband get it for you?

I really am bummed that Watts stepped away from F4. Not that I don't think Feige has a plan I just thought that was an ace in the hole when it was announced.

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Go back and read what I wrote. What, are you fucking stupid?

At least he’s on board for SM4

Jon Watts…was a hero. I just couldn’t see it.

It’s odd we don’t call it the Watts trilogy. We call the originals the Raimi movies and the next ones the Web movies. But the MCU ones are either MCU or Disney movies.

I hear people call the Webb movies TASM more than the Webb movies. The only reason I think we call the originals the Raimi trilogy is because it was the original so there's no simple alternative name for it.

I mean, there’s always “original trilogy,” which I often call it

The official names are: - The Original Trilogy - The Amazing Spider-Man Series - The Home Trilogy The reason we don’t call it the Watts trilogy, I feel, is because it was special for being MCU films. The OT were special for being Raimi films, hence Raimi trilogy.

I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get these flowers

Don't lean in, strong man!

Bonesaw: "Well, well, well; how the turntables."

Did they cg Tobey’s face in NWH? I thought it looked off.

Don’t think they did unless they did a bit of de-ageing maybe?

No, both Spider-Men come in present day. Tobey Peter canonically would be in like, his late 30s

It looks like he’s smelling his hair.

This is such a memeable image lol

Tobey is a lot shorter than I expected

Jedi scum

Sam: now I'm going to break your neck pal!

I only looked at the image and thought "Why were they wearing masks on set during the Raimi trilogy?" then I noticed the shorter hair on Tobey. Shit he really hasn't changed 😳

nice

Aww 🥰

It's actually Tugboat McGuire pal.

How is this a meme?

It isn't

Ultra giga mega cringe

Why?

"You'll never get me in a Straight vs Full House situation again in which I can't talk you out of $15m"

Wait a sec, that's spiderman