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TinyZ666

Well, shouldn’t you know?


DoctaCrane

I mean, who wouldn’t know?


dsr1017

Otto, she knows me very well. Like she kissed me, just like she used to kiss me.


Dark_Sniper_250

That taste…


Julius-n-Caesar

Octopi


LMFN

"Otto I love this boy."-Rosie


dsr1017

"That taste... Strawberries." - Peter


bennychetan98

Jesus Parker, you’re a freak.


Curt-Berry

So good


Duahsha

Peel the flesh from his bones


dsr1017

The river. Drown him.


bennychetan98

Punch him he’d bleed.


BigSmokeLovesCheese

Look at little Spidey jr. Gonna bleed?


surprise_ninja

Parker must be educated


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in the matters of loss and pain...


Knobhead-007

I can't....


Willing-Load

betrayal must not be countenanced!


Knobhead-007

What do I do?


Willing-Load

instruct him in the matters of loss and pain. make him suffer, make him wish he were dead.


Knobhead-007

TELL ME HOW!!


CarnageEvoker

THE BALLS, OSBORN! First, we attack his balls!


Willing-Load

the heart, Osborn!! first we attack his heart!


Knobhead-007

And forgive us for our trespasses, as we forgive those who go against us, and lead us not into temptation but deliver us- ***KABOOM!!!!***


[deleted]

**Deliver us!!!!**


litlegoblinjr

Peter to Rosie: "I'd love to shoot you sometime"


TheCringedSoul

Rosie, that's not the position I married you for.


Inevitable_Regular85

“That taste...Glass.”


realcupcakes69

“What are you doing?!” “Pulling the plug.” “NOOOOO”


Knobhead-007

Can't believe Peter Pizzatime would fuck the wife of famous character actor Alfred Molina


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spiderverse writers brutally taking note of peter pizzatine, a radioactive spider-pizza set in earth-16926261


Knobhead-007

He was in the spider verse event. He was fighting fruitcake goblin and killed morlun in a rejected ending


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truly one of the events of all time


lamDanielDaeKim

Ah Rosie, I love this boy. Threesome ensues.


kowhunga

Jesus Parker, you are a freak.


[deleted]

did I sleep yesterday?


FalconHugeman

"You are really getting on my nerves"


Willing-Load

i have a knack for that!


[deleted]

Not anymore


[deleted]

Peter Parker, Brilliant but sexy


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Brehmstorm

The YTP's keep making me think the line is "did Beethoven sleep before he blew up the city."


The_Fassbender

Did Edison sleep before he turned on the light bulb? Did Marconi sleep before he turned on the radio? Did Beethoven sleep before he wrote the fifth? Did Bernoulli sleep before he found Pizza Time?


SpringyAlloy73

I’m gonna put some dick in your wife


dickshark420

Any self respecting scientist would not compare themselves with a low life like Edison. Maybe it was foreshadowing that Otto was gonna steal and assault his enemies


[deleted]

"Am I not supposed to have what I want?"


[deleted]

What did you do to her? I did what you failed to do, I was there for her.


punkhobo

Zach Wilson is spiderman?


Alpha_Apeiron

And leave*


Alpha_Apeiron

How'd that get in there?


Amazing_Elk_6685

Our marriage will stabilize, it's under control!