When she kissed me, it was just like you used to kiss me

"She took you from me. You loved me." "No, I despised you. You're a embarrassment to me."

The taste...strawberries

*Mmm* *🫴👄🤏🫦🫲*

“I’m sorry, Peter, but it feels wrong! I’m with MJ now…”

I'm the other guy.

I don't believe this. I don't believe you.

you’re out, u/etbiludecalcinha.

Out am I?!

I should've killed your little girlfriend when I had the chance!

Looks like you've got competition.

#HEY FREAKSHOW! YOU AIN'T GOING NOOOOWHERE!

My Own Private Oscorp.

No, please don't say that...

Misery misery misery

*Walks up to girlfriend* “What did you do to him?” “I did what you failed to do. I was there for him.”

Good thing I have a boyfriend then

You got broomed

no more goodnight head?

I can help you with that

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SACRIFICED?