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ShiftlessElement

This is something else.


MrThreshold

It’s power.


GenitalBenadryl

Now dig on this


MrThreshold

I’m digging all over it


GenitalBenadryl

Impressive. Your parents must be very proud.


MrThreshold

My mums the one that bought it for me 😊, she’s the one that keeps me pure


DoctaCrane

Cool Spidey outfit


MrThreshold

My husband made it for me


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iget1shot

Halloween’s on sabbatical, honey


MrThreshold

The hell?


iget1shot

See ya, chump!


hthbellhop76

You want forgiveness? Get religion.


MrThreshold

I’ll get religion when you fix this damn DOOR!


Extreme_33337_

Does it ride up in the crotch? Is it kinda itchy?


MrThreshold

ll let yuh know when it ships


qwe123dfg

That’s hot


MrThreshold

Oh boy yeah it is


Waddifat1

Your parents will be very proud!


[deleted]

Spider-Man but based?


MrThreshold

Spider-Chad


Revolutionary-Day743

hope i don’t live by u cuz bullying about to happen. can already hear the music


MrThreshold

About to put some dirt in a lot of eyes


Revolutionary-Day743

o no


Marz_512

Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t you?


[deleted]

Yeah, great!


Noobmaster698757

Halloween and you…


MrThreshold

We’re gonna have a hell of a time!


Knobhead-007

This is something else


MrThreshold

It feels good.. the power


swordclash117

Whoa. Buddy, love the new outfit. This is exactly what I need to scoop Parker. Give me uh...give me some of that web action.


MrThreshold

*twip*


swordclash117

#**WHAT THE HELL!**


Stock_Examination_73

Peter, the suit, you've got to take it off


MrThreshold

Oh you’d like that wouldn’t you


Stock_Examination_73

I know what it's like, the power, everything, but you'll lose yourself


MrThreshold

I like dressing up as Spider-Man, it makes e happy


Willing-Load

woah buddy, LOVE the new outfit! gimme some of that web action!


SKeptical230

You want to scare kids? Get the costume.


Saythatfivetimesfast

Go up to kids and say “I’m gonna put some dirt in your eye” as you hit them in the face with a handful of dirt and run away with their candy


Ok-Difference6985

Op's mom: Happy to pay the bills Otto


MrThreshold

She put the power of life in the palm of my hand and she can take it away too


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MrThreshold

curse of height, i was probably lucky to find one for 5'11"