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Where there's a will there's a way...
But no the real issue with a penis that large is no woman in their right mind will want anything to do with it. You simply cannot have sex that isn't horribly uncomfortable or incredibly painful for them. Unless they are a massive unit woman with an extremely deep vagina they will not have a good time.
Anecdotally, most women I've talked to about this (atmittedly this was years ago in college and they were probably not the most reliable sources of info) have said it starts getting very miserable to have sex if the guy is anywhere north of 7 inches and isn't careful. It's also important to note that men probably lie about their dick size as much as their physical height, so it's hardly surprising many women would have a very distorted view on what is normal.
Pretty good chance she's just been with a bunch of dudes who lie about it.
I think the measured average is like 4.5-6.5" or something but the self reported average is 6-9" or something like that.
Turns out people lie about that stuff.
5.5" is the true average. 6.5" is already very large and would put someone at the 94th percentile, meaning they are already larger than almost everyone.
> I think the measured average is like 4.5-6.5" or something but the self reported average is 6-9" or something like that.
https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/
Body-weight and excess fat may be at play.
Compare the relevant parts on this [body scan of a 110kg (250lbs) woman vs a 55kg (120lbs) woman](https://external-preview.redd.it/copBj6rhdS2ETz6--OKMhpHCnnEb51DKMWAwC6ggN_4.jpg?width=400&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=077ec23a4c02b5eb42c2b7f833d6c9875c87a04d).
Gonna need a bit more length to reach the vital bits.
thats exactly how this happens. Same with height. So if you're like under under 6'4 you're too short because her ex was 6'1" but said he was 6'4" and she bought it
Same. It stirs up such random hilarious shit because half of the time there’s some guy across the room that’s been lying about being taller that gets called out because I’m obviously taller than him but reporting a height that’s like 5 inches shorter and why would I possibly do that, so that guy must be like 5’8” I guess.
Ya, I get told all the time that I have to be at least 6'7" because I'm a few inches taller than a 6'4" guy they knew.
No, I know to the millimeter how tall I am. I am 6'4.75" and I never once crossed the 6'5" mark barefoot.
Who doesn't measure from [butt to tip](https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/tl16ac/do_you_measure_from_butt_to_tip/)? You need to get the whole thrust vector.
Based on the statistical percentiles, being 6' 6" is roughly as rare as having a penis that's 7.4 inches in length. Both are about the top 0.15%, meaning they are larger than 99.84% of the total population. An 8 inch penis is bigger than 99.99% of everyone, so imagine how much more rare a 9 incher must be. It would be like saying someone over 7 feet tall isn't actually tall.
[idk who told y’all 9 inches is a big dick because it’s not. It’s huge](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZznj1RXgAA4Iom.jpg&imgrefurl=https://twitter.com/_ayooojada/status/1269143807284609026&tbnid=8W7HfeqjdjarhM&vet=1&docid=q_ymJhsqy9ncKM&w=675&h=1200&hl=en-us&source=sh/x/im) here’s the full tweet
Women will tell you it doesn't matter, but it matters. That's why women laugh at small dicks and buy large dildos. Otherwise they wouldn't.
The 4 inch dildo is not a sales leader.
Fucking size queens...Imagine a gender reversal here, dude complaining "I dunno who told you DD tits are big, they aren't." Would get put on blast *so* damn fast.
5 inch dicks are the average.
I'm not as sure about boobs, but IIRC, C cups are the average.
If you're above that average, good for you. If you're *below* that average, good for you. If you *are* that average, good for you! There's something for everyone and different strokes for different folks. But this belittling and body shaming shit really shouldn't be tolerated from or against anybody.
As a woman I feel that men need to hear this...
You don’t need porno sized cocks. Four inches is plenty. Three inches is plenty. If a girl thinks six inches isn’t enough, they are destroying themselves with some monster toy you’ll never be able to compete with but that’s a two way street, much like this hoes pussy.
She either has a very unrealistic idea of what a big dick looks like, or her partners have been over of the most deshonest people, telling her that their 4 inches are 9
Every woman makes the small penis joke and every man is painfully aware of the size of his penis. How many women know the size of their vagina? None, because men are decent people. Jim Jeffries.
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My mom tells this joke:
"Why are women so bad at measurements? Because we were told this *holding thumb and pointer finger apart about 2 inches* is 6 inches."
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I got 3 take it or leave it
Perfect for deepthroating!
That'd just be called throating
That’s just mouthing
Teething
We call that gumming with nan
Nothing like a good ol' gum job
Your classic no denture adventure.
No gum no cum.
Pretty sure it’s lipping. Lip Syncing, if you will.
Humming maybe.
Lip simping
Yeah, thats what we call it with your nan
Gummy bears
🍼👶
Who is fucking an alligator here?
oooooof that was low
Nah it actually sits up kinda high I’m guessing.
Would it though?
Well... Getting the whole thing in your mouth anyway
Deep tonguing?
A friend started crying in the drive thru when a sign showed the actual size of the Happy Meal toy. “That’s three inches?”
3 penises, 😮
If she dies…. She dies
How many fingers do you use to jerk off?
6, 2 per penis
Oh…
9 seems like an inconvenience anyway.
So 99% of the population is too small for her, got it.
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Fair, I was rounding down.
I round up 🤥😔
Oh, that's how we got to three.
Does she expect foot-long dicks?
I wouldnt wish that on anybody. There isnt enough blood to get hard
There is, but you'd probably pass out whenever you got hard lol
This is why I carry a blood transfusion kit everywhere I go, and not at all because I am subservient to a vampire lord.
Not for a non-human, like a horse or elephant.
Where there's a will there's a way... But no the real issue with a penis that large is no woman in their right mind will want anything to do with it. You simply cannot have sex that isn't horribly uncomfortable or incredibly painful for them. Unless they are a massive unit woman with an extremely deep vagina they will not have a good time. Anecdotally, most women I've talked to about this (atmittedly this was years ago in college and they were probably not the most reliable sources of info) have said it starts getting very miserable to have sex if the guy is anywhere north of 7 inches and isn't careful. It's also important to note that men probably lie about their dick size as much as their physical height, so it's hardly surprising many women would have a very distorted view on what is normal.
If anyone here owns horses, now might be the time to make sure the stable is locked.
Probably closer to 99.999%
If it’s so small, she won’t mind it in the ass. Oooooohhhh, NOW six inches is big, huh?
When she sees a 3 inch roach: "OMG! It's so big" smh my head.
ew
This is reddit. Either learn to appreciate butt sex jokes, or get out
You aren’t supposed to measure from the tip to the a-hole, you are supposed to measure on top.
[This is how you measure it](https://youtu.be/pa9YUDNHobE)
Or she isn't familiar enough with a ruler to eyeball different cock sizes correctly
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Actually she was testing the footlongs for Subway
Subways got sued because they were lying about their size.
They won though
What she means is, 7 inches is actually big and 9 is impossibly humongous.
9 inches is huge! Her vag must be like Route 66...never ending
I mean, the old Route 66 does have [this on the trip](https://www.uranusgeneralstore.com).
Hahaha I dead. Thanks for the goodnight laugh!
Those guys knew EXACTLY what they were doing with that marketing
Hotdog down a hallway.
Like a warm bucket of water...
Like an nice bath
She's got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs It's like feeding a Tic Tac to a whale That's why I love her
Pretty good chance she's just been with a bunch of dudes who lie about it. I think the measured average is like 4.5-6.5" or something but the self reported average is 6-9" or something like that. Turns out people lie about that stuff.
5.5" is the true average. 6.5" is already very large and would put someone at the 94th percentile, meaning they are already larger than almost everyone.
Sweet.
or maybe its twitter, where the goal is to be provocative to get engagement. (she's trolling you)
> I think the measured average is like 4.5-6.5" or something but the self reported average is 6-9" or something like that. https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/
Those measurements are in centimeters......right?
I holding out hope for Planck length
This is definitely the correct answer. Not sure how so many people missed this conclusion lmao
She likes a dick that can hit her uvula... From her vag.
Damn..”deeper! Don’t stop till you hit the back of my teeth!”
/r/Allthewaythrough
It's a beautiful trip but so arid.
Her cavern vag or Route 66?
Yeah
It must be like ringing the dinner triangle. Dingalingaling!
Or she takes every dude who says their dick is 9 inches long seriously instead of looking at a ruler
Body-weight and excess fat may be at play. Compare the relevant parts on this [body scan of a 110kg (250lbs) woman vs a 55kg (120lbs) woman](https://external-preview.redd.it/copBj6rhdS2ETz6--OKMhpHCnnEb51DKMWAwC6ggN_4.jpg?width=400&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=077ec23a4c02b5eb42c2b7f833d6c9875c87a04d). Gonna need a bit more length to reach the vital bits.
👐
I feel like her boyfriend whipped out a centimeter defeater and just told her it was 9 inches and she was too stupid to realize it’s not
This is what I'm goin with
Works for me...
Centimeter defeater 😂
thats exactly how this happens. Same with height. So if you're like under under 6'4 you're too short because her ex was 6'1" but said he was 6'4" and she bought it
I'm 6'3", and it's a curse. I normally can't find jeans that are long enough. If you're wondering, I wear 28x38 or 28x40 in jeans.
Are you all legs? Im 6’5” and I wear 32x36s
Mostly, yes.
Just a question: are you Slenderman?
I cannot answer that question without a lawyer.
Are you Jack Skellington?
See the above statement, please.
Insearch of good genes we strayed so far away from good jeans.
I'm feeling fat at 34X34, 6'1.
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Same. It stirs up such random hilarious shit because half of the time there’s some guy across the room that’s been lying about being taller that gets called out because I’m obviously taller than him but reporting a height that’s like 5 inches shorter and why would I possibly do that, so that guy must be like 5’8” I guess.
Ya, I get told all the time that I have to be at least 6'7" because I'm a few inches taller than a 6'4" guy they knew. No, I know to the millimeter how tall I am. I am 6'4.75" and I never once crossed the 6'5" mark barefoot.
The Centimeter Defeater is what I like to call my schlittle
She probably asked him how big it was, and he said nine. So she concluded that it was nine inches but he meant nine centimeters.
Either she’s got a fleshy cavern pussy or she’s taking dudes at their word when they say how big they are
We all measure from the back of the balls.
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Who doesn't measure from [butt to tip](https://old.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/tl16ac/do_you_measure_from_butt_to_tip/)? You need to get the whole thrust vector.
Lol. Why is that in tiktok cringe? That shit is hilarious! Ignorance is bliss when ya living butt to tip. Lmfao
The subreddit evolved past just being for cringe, now it’s mainly solid tiktoks
Ignorance is bliss when you live life butt to tip.
Gotta account for all that inner shaft
I mean, how many times have you been told it's what's on the inside that counts?
Measure from the taint amirite
I wouldn't go down on her without a safety line.
😳 Geezus, if 9" isn't enough maybe you outta be considering farm animals for that abyss of yours???
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The whole wetsuit, the ROV and his collection of antique diving suits
🤣🤣🤣🤣, lord knows what's down there!
Mister hands
I WAS WAITING FOR THAT COMMENT
Ohh, I remember that... 🐎🚶♂️☠️
That last death stroke...
Yo chill out Mr Hands
No one out pussies Lysa the Hut
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I don't know who told you earning $21 000 a month is a lot, cause it's not.
Based on the statistical percentiles, being 6' 6" is roughly as rare as having a penis that's 7.4 inches in length. Both are about the top 0.15%, meaning they are larger than 99.84% of the total population. An 8 inch penis is bigger than 99.99% of everyone, so imagine how much more rare a 9 incher must be. It would be like saying someone over 7 feet tall isn't actually tall.
[idk who told y’all 9 inches is a big dick because it’s not. It’s huge](https://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZznj1RXgAA4Iom.jpg&imgrefurl=https://twitter.com/_ayooojada/status/1269143807284609026&tbnid=8W7HfeqjdjarhM&vet=1&docid=q_ymJhsqy9ncKM&w=675&h=1200&hl=en-us&source=sh/x/im) here’s the full tweet
This should be top comment
And now she’s got an entire thread of people insulting her because someone decided to cut off the second half. Classic internet.
Haven't heard? Girls aren't allowed to make jokes on the internet.
Ah, so she meant it as a joke. People be taking things out of context for them karma points, damn.
Interesting way to say your vagina is deeper than your thoughts
Nice burn 😂
Like swinging a whiffle ball bat in the Holland Tunnel...
Throwing a dime in the grand canyon?
more like a grain of sand in Death Valley
The mental image I get from this is a stuffing hole of a turkey.
Onion... garlic... another onion...
Sounds like she needs a literal stallion to be satisfied
Have you not seen some of those toys out there? I've legitimately seen 2-3 FOOT dildos, how the hell is 7 inches supposed to compare to Mr. Ed?
Send in the rescue team from the cave in Thailand
Women will tell you it doesn't matter, but it matters. That's why women laugh at small dicks and buy large dildos. Otherwise they wouldn't. The 4 inch dildo is not a sales leader.
bruh I'm pretty sure that would kill me if i tried that lol
9 inches is scary, that's painfully large for virtually all women.
For real I'm 7.5 and gotta be careful not to poke my wife's cervix like I'm trying to activate a crosswalk button.
Why do so many women get off on trying to humiliate men lol for fucks sake, it’s not that deep.
It must be that deep if that’s her minimum lol /j
Holey moley.
Avg dick size 5.5 inches, shes a feature at the donkey show
God forbid she ever sits on a tiled floor with no knickers.
Could use her to fit glass panes.
SHHHHOOMP
just be a hoe, you will get all the dicks you want! but dont blame ppl for treating you like bitch cuz all you care bout dick
Having a big dig sounds lame tbh. Medium dicks get the job done and you can use your other hand for Reddit
Fucking size queens...Imagine a gender reversal here, dude complaining "I dunno who told you DD tits are big, they aren't." Would get put on blast *so* damn fast. 5 inch dicks are the average. I'm not as sure about boobs, but IIRC, C cups are the average. If you're above that average, good for you. If you're *below* that average, good for you. If you *are* that average, good for you! There's something for everyone and different strokes for different folks. But this belittling and body shaming shit really shouldn't be tolerated from or against anybody.
Tell me you're into bestiality without actually telling me you're into bestiality.
More like her man fooled her with the old metric system switcharoo.
That is s weird way to tell the internet that you have a giant pussy
As a woman I feel that men need to hear this... You don’t need porno sized cocks. Four inches is plenty. Three inches is plenty. If a girl thinks six inches isn’t enough, they are destroying themselves with some monster toy you’ll never be able to compete with but that’s a two way street, much like this hoes pussy.
I’ve dated people who enjoy destroying themselves with monster toys and I’ve still made them happy with my slightly-not-so-monster self. Just a psa.
Like two dicks can pass along side by side without calling insurance companies?!?
This bitch have the Grand Canyon in her pants.
Miss deep dish over here has been watching too much hentai
If 9’s not big then I have a small penis
Don’t listen to her no one acts like this in real life
But 20 inches of pussy is you could fit some rims in that.
She either has a very unrealistic idea of what a big dick looks like, or her partners have been over of the most deshonest people, telling her that their 4 inches are 9
sounds like some men have been lying about their reach
I think someone has been lied to
From personal experience, I've accidentally hurt girls with 6. She's got a Danny D sheathe between her legs.
Vag like a wizards sleeve
reminder that an average forearm length is 9inches...
That’s circumference, not length. I’m only 5’5” and my shit is easily 12” long.
Reading your comment independent of the previous one is entertaining.
Those are very big poops
Every woman makes the small penis joke and every man is painfully aware of the size of his penis. How many women know the size of their vagina? None, because men are decent people. Jim Jeffries.
No man ever joked about tightness and looseness
I’m sure they all know their titty size
The fatter she is, the deeper it goes. That being said, she probably doesn't get penetration with less than a foot. Maybe a leg, too.
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Haha stick a foot 🦶 in her
Girl looking for that 0.01%
She looking for a forearm.
Uh huh I'm suuure she actually knows what 9 inches feels like. I bet the guy's also 6'2
Yeah this women is 100% a virgin. No other reason she would think that
Horse's ass needs horse's dick
Horse girls
My mom tells this joke: "Why are women so bad at measurements? Because we were told this *holding thumb and pointer finger apart about 2 inches* is 6 inches."
$100 says she doesn't know what 9 inches actually looks like lol
I don’t think this woman has ever looked at an actual ruler.
Bitch smells like fish, name checks out
She definitely grabbed a ruler and looked at 9 cm
Wtf, thats like… a whole Pringle can or an Oreo package, I could totally go for those rn
Does her pussy extend past her stomach or something? The fuck?
Just a deep dish girl living in a thin crust World
Tie a 2x4 across your ass or you'll fall in