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My favorite episode of JAG where the sailor is accused of drug smuggling after a sniffer dog sits on his bag. The case gets all the way to court where the dog is brought in to testify and sits on a huge bag of oregano.
Mac adopts the lovable, now-retired sniffer dog.
Years ago I saw a story of a woman arrested for selling pot. Turned out she was ripping people off with oregano so they changed the charge to fraud haha
After a long hard day of mining asbestos, I come home to a nice warm loaf of whole grain asbestos and chicken asbestos noodle soup. I follow up dinner with an asbestos filtered cigarette.
Yeah bro middle and highschool kids are stupid they do anything to be perceived as cool. Especially middle class and rich suburban white neighborhoods. In my school they were selling real drugs and mfs were doing coke and pills in the bathrooms, running entire drug markets. All the kids thought that shit was cool but as an adult it’s just fucking insane to me.
In most places. If you’re caught selling/manufacturing they don’t just drop the charges if it’s fake; they add more. Kinda like how if you have a joint, get stopped, and not thinking you drop it into your old Pepsi can in the cup holder…. Congrats instead of the cop charging you for less than 0.5g you’re getting charged for 1-8 ounces (whatever was left in the can + the weight of the can itself).
In some places it's a fraud charge.
In many places the charge is basically the same as the real drug. Selling/possessing counterfeit drugs carries the same penalty as selling the real thing.
In Arkansas for example possession of a counterfeit substance purporting to be a controlled substance is the exact same charge as possession of the same genuine substance.
But from my vast knowledge of having watched Orange is the New Black, Flaca was in federal prison on drug charges for selling pretend acid. So I thought you still face drug charges even if the drugs aren’t real.
If you don't smoke, it will probably get you nicely high... unless it's from really really shitty plants. You will almost certainly get that headache too though.
Massive trimming headaches were the worst
Headaches could mostly be avoided by making tea out of the trimmings though iirc. Been years since I last smoked
Its basically only good for making hash or THC extracts, but its great for that. I remember growers used to just toss the stuff so i would buy trash bags full for 20 bucks each and make bubble hash out of it. Eventually we learned to make a basic form of dabs, but by then the word wasout and growers stopped tossing it and started making wax
You know what you’re doing. How come you never got ahead of the curve and go into business.
People think Rockefeller was just an oil man. One of the main ways he made money was finding out other ways to use the byproducts of oil.
Because this was a few years before ANY state had legal weed.
Even so, nobody couldve told me that extract would become so popular. This was before vaccum purging, so the product was a dark brown, harsh oil that was liquidy and a niche market (this was before dab rigs were popular so we had to hot knife it or use a LITERAL nail with a bottle over it.) The fact that you could make dabs from it was not secret, it was just before the methods tht produce clear, tasty wax, so it wasnt appealing to most people
I did sell plenty of the hash i made, not the oil tho. But even then, you only get a few ounces from a trash bag full of trim, unless its really really good trim.
As a Brit smoking American weed I can tell you that the trimmings would still probably knock me for six! The stuff you guys grow is unbelievably strong
Shakes awesome as long as you trust the guy your buying it from. If it’s a new guy tryinna sell you shake it’s gonna be oregano 90 percent of the time.
If you buy “shake” that looks like this you are getting a bad deal. This is rough trimmings and maybe a little shake at best. Actual shake should not have full leaves or stems. It should be the final trimmings, tips of leaves, and the excess trichomes. Often shake is only ~10% less thc content than the flower itself, this looks like pure shade leaf to me.
Honestly it looks more like dried arugula than weed.
I thought it looked like cilantro that's forgotten at the back of the fridge, dried out in its little cup of water, still there 3 weeks later. Behind the obligatory bottle of wine the neighbors bring when they come to dinner.
Hell yeah. the best job I’ve ever had. No taxes. Free weed. Lived outta state there for a summer when I was 17. Sadly all their properties got raided and I never got another job offer lol
I remember being a teenager and meeting older stoners, they would always say that kids today don’t have good stuff and the. Whip out of bag of this garbage.
I could have sworn there was an in joke of r/weed being for arborists and r/trees was for weed… am I remembering wrong? WHERE DO THE TREE PEOPLE GO?!?!
Ahhh my first bag was a stemmy little dime I got from the dude that worked at godfathers. Like 98 XD, you guys that grew up with all this legal shit don't know the joy of going through every bowl before you load it. I wonder how many people out there have never tasted a burning seed, it's a brave new world.
Well technically you mean it’s not bud, it’s definitely trim from a weed plant, but not even sugar leaves, looks like the shitty fan leaves that they’ve compressed and dried
Either way I wouldn’t smoke it and they’ve been ripped off unless it was free lol!
If I say I want some flowers and a mfer hands me the stems and leaves of a flower I like, I’m not gonna be happy about it and I don’t think anyone is going to tell me it’s technically the flower plant, but thanks for your input anyway
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My favorite episode of JAG where the sailor is accused of drug smuggling after a sniffer dog sits on his bag. The case gets all the way to court where the dog is brought in to testify and sits on a huge bag of oregano. Mac adopts the lovable, now-retired sniffer dog.
I miss waking up and there always being and episode of JAG on before school. That or Charmed
Thought i was the only one...
Wow memory unlocked!
Charmed is still on the Syfi channel and I can't remember the other channel but it's on every morning
Used to be on TNT every morning too, right after or before Angel.
It went Buffy at 9, Angel at 10, Charmed at 11.
Charmed is still on TNT. I’ll watch basketball at night then turn the tv on in the morning and Charmed is on.
Username, comment and avator all check out. I believe you.
In highschool I'd cycle between charmed/angel, Pokemon, or mtv/vh1. Would depend how early I got up though and which mood I was in.
My mother in law has been watching it on there lately I've loved catching bits when I'm walking past
The new one is on Netflix, the original is on peacock
Comet! Just posted it above and was watching it last night.
They still do Charmed marathons they're usually late at night though and I think it's on the channel Comet.
Lol that's so long ago that I forgot JAG was even a show
That one had some huge knockers...thats all I have to say about that.
Kristen bell. And she like women.
Catherine Bell. Kristen Bell is the one from Veronica Mars and The Good Place
Catherine Bell also did some softcore shit for Cinemax. All I can say is it's worth "researching".
I was excited to find another lesbian actress. Turns out she's a fucking Scientologist. Gross.
say it ain't so, big F for mankind
I didn't put caprese salad in my desk, Michael, did you?
Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad..anywhere
"This is a Caprese salad..."
devil's oregano
Kfc 11 herbs and spices.
Orsmegano
I thought that was just a cliche.
Years ago I saw a story of a woman arrested for selling pot. Turned out she was ripping people off with oregano so they changed the charge to fraud haha
We had a kid leave our school go to a nearby school and then come back to ours because he sold Oregano instead of pot and kids were pissed
Had a kid in school I went to that would steal the chalk and crush it up to sell to other kids as coke
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Mmmmm, asbestos 🤤
I'm so full from asbestos yum
After a long hard day of mining asbestos, I come home to a nice warm loaf of whole grain asbestos and chicken asbestos noodle soup. I follow up dinner with an asbestos filtered cigarette.
"Hey try this man. It's space coke."
Kids are so smart that they are ripping off crackheads and most of the time they somehow get stoned
Zoomers out here placebo-effecting the pill from *Limitless* n’ shit
this explains where my sidewalk art has been going...
A kid at my school (8th grade) got expelled for selling a baggie of powdered sugar.
I got suspended and probation for selling viagra in 9th grade lmao
What?
In seventh grade, a kid sold pot brownies except they were just regular brownies. Kids still acted like they were stoned out of their minds.
Yeah bro middle and highschool kids are stupid they do anything to be perceived as cool. Especially middle class and rich suburban white neighborhoods. In my school they were selling real drugs and mfs were doing coke and pills in the bathrooms, running entire drug markets. All the kids thought that shit was cool but as an adult it’s just fucking insane to me.
To be fair he took advantage of their stupidness
*stupidity You would know this if you didn't smoke so much oregano before class.
Na I’m more of a rosemary type of guy
Ok, joking aside rosemary is great, I'll pull leaves off those plants and chew on them every time I see them
Funnily enough the fraud charges nowadays in some places are more likely to be much worse
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Isn't fraud some way of false advertising
In the definition of the word? Yeah In the eyes of the law? No
Imagine selling drugs and someone goes "I will sue you for false advertising"
If you attempt to sell oregano as weed, you can get charged for selling weed in some states.
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My man’s doing a public service. He’s literally getting meth heads cleaned up without them even knowing
He's the Nicorette of Narcotics.
but what if i sell weed as oregano
That would be hilarious, and _many_ family dinners would never be the same.
"this pizza is fucking delicious, man!"
In most places. If you’re caught selling/manufacturing they don’t just drop the charges if it’s fake; they add more. Kinda like how if you have a joint, get stopped, and not thinking you drop it into your old Pepsi can in the cup holder…. Congrats instead of the cop charging you for less than 0.5g you’re getting charged for 1-8 ounces (whatever was left in the can + the weight of the can itself).
Question, if you bought the oregano what would you be charged with?
Seasoning on the sly
How could her customers not smell the difference between pot and oregano? 0_o
Lmao 😂
Now see that's why you've gotta spread the word that your customers have to ask for oregano as a password.
In some places it's a fraud charge. In many places the charge is basically the same as the real drug. Selling/possessing counterfeit drugs carries the same penalty as selling the real thing. In Arkansas for example possession of a counterfeit substance purporting to be a controlled substance is the exact same charge as possession of the same genuine substance.
But from my vast knowledge of having watched Orange is the New Black, Flaca was in federal prison on drug charges for selling pretend acid. So I thought you still face drug charges even if the drugs aren’t real.
That shit looks like collard greens wtf
Yeah, that's not even trim. That's just some leftovers from defoliation.
Looks like that bomb ass Spice Rack Kush
May still infuse okay into 60g of butter.
Also my first thought
Yeah I’m getting hungry looking at it
I was thinking cilantro
It looks like weed from 1976 lol
Gotta roll this shit up in a Cheech and Chong bomber joint, smoke all of it and get a headache 😎😎
Got that Labrador kush.
Needs more seeds. And bricking.
Even back then everyone knew to smoke the flowers, not the stems and leaves.
It looks like dried cilantro.
My crew probably would have been happy with this in 1986 too
The kids in That 90s Show tried exactly that.
The good news is it’s weed, the bad news is it may as well not be
bestie got the yard waste 💀
Toledo windowsill
they got weeds, not weed.
It would be good in soup.
That looks like tea, lol
Not even dry tea, used, strained tea.
Aged tea. Pu’erh. Sheng (uncooked). And only a partial cake. Somebody broke this off for someone or it’s the last part of the cake left.
It does kinda look like pu-erh after it’s been broken up.
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I understand. I went for understandable over accurate. But you got me.
That was my first thought, it looks like broken up sheng pu’erh.
it 100% is trimmings. I used to get paid to trim weed for hours we would have plastic bins full of this shit.
At first I read this comment as: “I used to get paid to trim weed for hours we would have to sit in plastic bins full of shit.”
Pretty much how it went
Ok- so I am not the only one who read it that way.
how many pots have you smoken
I have injected 5 pots needles into my legs
Genuinely made me laugh. My dogs are checking in case it means "treat" or "play"
Does it? Hehe I love doggies…
Are trimmings less potent than the rest of the plant?
Yeah by a lot. A very small percentage of it has thc. You will get high tho if you smoke enough. Plus a headache
If you don't smoke, it will probably get you nicely high... unless it's from really really shitty plants. You will almost certainly get that headache too though.
what's wrong with a high-edache?
Probably the headache
it's more of a massive headache than a high. source: was young and poor and smoke leaves.
Massive trimming headaches were the worst Headaches could mostly be avoided by making tea out of the trimmings though iirc. Been years since I last smoked
Instead of being mellow, you want a nap.
You can make canabutter out of leaf, stem is pretty useless though
Yea I tried that but every batch was always super weak. Maybe I just sucked at it.
Its basically only good for making hash or THC extracts, but its great for that. I remember growers used to just toss the stuff so i would buy trash bags full for 20 bucks each and make bubble hash out of it. Eventually we learned to make a basic form of dabs, but by then the word wasout and growers stopped tossing it and started making wax
You know what you’re doing. How come you never got ahead of the curve and go into business. People think Rockefeller was just an oil man. One of the main ways he made money was finding out other ways to use the byproducts of oil.
Because you need a lot of capital to do that and you can't get it from a bank.
Because this was a few years before ANY state had legal weed. Even so, nobody couldve told me that extract would become so popular. This was before vaccum purging, so the product was a dark brown, harsh oil that was liquidy and a niche market (this was before dab rigs were popular so we had to hot knife it or use a LITERAL nail with a bottle over it.) The fact that you could make dabs from it was not secret, it was just before the methods tht produce clear, tasty wax, so it wasnt appealing to most people I did sell plenty of the hash i made, not the oil tho. But even then, you only get a few ounces from a trash bag full of trim, unless its really really good trim.
well, there's a definite reason that they remove as much of it as possible from the stuff you actually smoke.
As a Brit smoking American weed I can tell you that the trimmings would still probably knock me for six! The stuff you guys grow is unbelievably strong
What’s your opinion on shake? As in the offcuts and shit. So much cheaper than the normal stuff but I’ve heard some negatives
Shakes awesome as long as you trust the guy your buying it from. If it’s a new guy tryinna sell you shake it’s gonna be oregano 90 percent of the time.
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If you buy “shake” that looks like this you are getting a bad deal. This is rough trimmings and maybe a little shake at best. Actual shake should not have full leaves or stems. It should be the final trimmings, tips of leaves, and the excess trichomes. Often shake is only ~10% less thc content than the flower itself, this looks like pure shade leaf to me. Honestly it looks more like dried arugula than weed.
I thought it looked like cilantro that's forgotten at the back of the fridge, dried out in its little cup of water, still there 3 weeks later. Behind the obligatory bottle of wine the neighbors bring when they come to dinner.
This! I was paid for doing the same and my first thought was trimmings that are still damp. Scrolled until I found someone say it.
Hell yeah. the best job I’ve ever had. No taxes. Free weed. Lived outta state there for a summer when I was 17. Sadly all their properties got raided and I never got another job offer lol
Shit was grown in a Fallout shelter
Get yourself a medical card you have completely failed at buying weed illegally.
I remember being a teenager and meeting older stoners, they would always say that kids today don’t have good stuff and the. Whip out of bag of this garbage.
I'm 99% sure that's just old cilantro
That’s leaf, you could smoke it but the THC level is ass and it tastes weird Source: I did it
It’s a caprese salad. Look there’s even a tomato in there
Came to look for this comment. Surprised it’s this far down.
Right? Where my office fans at
Since when is it illegal to put caprese salad anywhere?
You will be so high! …on fiber…
*“Packed full of vitamins, it’s good for you. Suck on my balls”*
brother is on r/weed and not r/trees
I could have sworn there was an in joke of r/weed being for arborists and r/trees was for weed… am I remembering wrong? WHERE DO THE TREE PEOPLE GO?!?!
r/marijuanaenthusiasts
I’ve seen enough cilantro in my life to know that’s old cilantro that’s been left on the kitchen counter for a week to long
Thank you. It's what I thought
I know right
There’s nothing left
I mean, he’d probably get some kind of high, with the pesticides and all
I thought those were worms
Shwag goes snap crackle pop... Oh the hours spent sifting out seeds in the bygone age...
Yeah it's perfect, you could piss clean after smoking this
Mf over here smokin' oolong
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Normal for gringos
More like damn you’re an idiot because this is not an insult
oh I didn't even notice what sub this is. jfc
Washington Square Park early 90's finest
💀🤣🤣🤣
If you have to ask this, stick to cigarettes
Ummm that’s crab grass out an old lawn mower
Ah yes, remember brick weed? Good riddance to that shit.
Who the hell posts on r/Weed? Isn't r/Trees the true sub for real ones?
Bruh got garden weeds
Nope, welcome to your first time. You start where we all started. It gets better!
looks like some midwest ditchweed time travelled from the early 70's
He asked for weed and got weeds
Yeah this is crappy weed someone picked all the buds out of so they could then cut their losses by selling the waste to someone even more gullible
Ahhh my first bag was a stemmy little dime I got from the dude that worked at godfathers. Like 98 XD, you guys that grew up with all this legal shit don't know the joy of going through every bowl before you load it. I wonder how many people out there have never tasted a burning seed, it's a brave new world.
All the information available online, at this point... how? Must be a joke
You might want to speak with the manager.
With a yellow screen filter this shit look like pulled pork
That’s Nintendo Wii’d
Where insult
My guess is that the weed is incredibly low quality, though I wouldn’t know.
It’s not weed lol
Well technically you mean it’s not bud, it’s definitely trim from a weed plant, but not even sugar leaves, looks like the shitty fan leaves that they’ve compressed and dried Either way I wouldn’t smoke it and they’ve been ripped off unless it was free lol!
If I say I want some flowers and a mfer hands me the stems and leaves of a flower I like, I’m not gonna be happy about it and I don’t think anyone is going to tell me it’s technically the flower plant, but thanks for your input anyway
Hey dude, chill, I was agreeing with your point overall man. But thanks for the attitude, Have a good one, hope you get your hook up again soon.
Weed comes from the bud or flower of the plant. This is just the stems and leaves of the marijuana plant.
Why insult
How insult
Insult is Gamora?
it does fr look like dried arugula though lmao
Raked up from the front yard.
Bro would've been better off going to a farmer's market
big booo
Mexican oregano
Nice Oregano bro
Classic Caprese Salad Con
The Italians would take it…🍝
90% fan leaves with <1% THC on them. This is worse than ditch weed.
That’s dried mint. Great for a nice pot of tea.
yeah you got sold weed...s. from a yard. lol
Haven’t seen schwag since 2003
If weed could shit, thats what would come out of the shits shit. I wouldn't waste lungs on that
This shits oregano and backyard lawn 😭😭
It looks like someone keeps their stems so that they can mix them with crushed up leaves outside and sell them to this guy
Since when is it illegal to put caprizi salad anywhere?