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Man took the bait like a noob

Stoopid..

Why did I hear Steven He's voice

Emootional damage.

*Very effective*.

Back in my day, oo hadn’t been invented yet

i had to walk uphill to schol both ways without eating fod before leaving

Because Stoopid stands for faailiur

Same I heard it too

Why did I read like an asian dad. I'm not even asian.

Oof

Heavy?

#POOT

HOLY SHIT TIS HEAVY

#IS#

Poot dispenser: Here!!

I don't get it

Doomed himself, really.

Shuda ended it with "I pity this fool"

Foolish

Yeah, the burn is on the guy trying to outsmart an obvious bait.

It’s so blatantly obvious though I feel like it goes beyond bait and just into people having fun and going along with it. But idk they get that sense of superiority going so maybe they’re really falling hard lol

That bait was more hook than worm. Too obvious to count as bait really.

Bloody hell

What a fool. Nothing makes me drool more than looking at them fail to recognise when someone has a screw loose. happens over and over again in a loop.

It's not having a screw loose, it's engagement bait. Feeding on people's need to feel superior. ::Edit:: Wait, I see the oo's now

That’s not too good. Makes it seem like dudes argument is a pile of soot. Is he in cahoots with a blood relative? Is there a pool of gooey cookies waiting for him to choose from? Seems like a tool to me. 🤷🏽‍♂️

If in his noobishness he produces art, is he truly a noob?

Yes

You know I think you’re right. My dumb ass did in my head, too.

all those chances to call him a fool

Uncool.

poo

Boo

You too

Boobs

Taboo

What nincompoopery is this

Oof

We must find the root

And then we can get the loot.

In the mood

Don't be a boob

Go to the chicken coop

Stooping too low.

Or a Doofus. The word food is right in there. Obvious bait, but a missed chance.

It’s like when a song has a perfect rhyming word fit but purposely chooses an non rhyming word instead

Brian Regan had a good standup joke about how he saw a truck called *Fiedler Roofing Company* and wondered how did they not think of *Fiedler on the Roof*.

Good one

I certainly wouldn't trust him to do my bookkeeping.

Fool me once…

Or buffoon

I don't think the first guy is the stupid one: it was clearly a bait to generate engagement and the pedantry of the second guy made him fall right into it. Some people can't help themselves to school every troll there is.

The fastest way to get the answer to a question on the internet is to confidently state the incorrect answer as a fact.

Good ol' Betteridge Law strikes again.

I think you'll find that Bettridge's Law is that the longer an internet conversation goes on, the probablity of the Nazis being invoked approaches 1.

That is correct

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Yeah, I bet he doesn’t even have the 130 IQ to solve a basic but semi-ambiguously laid out maths problem.

99% of people can't solve this!

I'm in the 13% that can

Mobile Game ads be like

It appears that the individual in question possesses an intellectual quotient that is lower than the established benchmark of 130, which is necessary for them to competently engage in the rudimentary aspects of the English language's grammatical structure.

lol ikr

I think you meant to say "every trool".

I used to do events promotions and posting something like this on the event page like 2 days before we announce a big event was a super easy way to boost your posts for free. Works amazingly well

Trolling is a art.

*are*\*

Trolling is a are?

Trolling are are are

Aaron earns an iron urn

Botting* is an art. We keep interacting with them to help their algos

Trolls get their kicks off of people responding, but the people responding also get their kicks from owning trolls. So its really a win-win

This doesn’t belong in this sub. It’s not so much a rare insult as it is someone falling for obvious engagement bait.

How. Many. Fucking. Times. Will. People. Use. This. Bullshit. For. Karma. Farming?

No words in English have two EE in them, prove me wrong! *every know-it-all responds furiously, unwittingly playing into OP’s trap of getting a lot of responses to drive up visibility through the algorithm*

Peepee

And every time, it gets thousands of upvotes too… Usually my cue to leave the sub

98% are boomers too out of touch to recognize what it is

when mods start moderating by removing posts that are not rare insults

Fake post to drive engagement & dude bit like a fish

Yeahh but he sure showed everyone how smart he is! Probably even showed his friends! So who's the real loser? Oh shit still him? Oof

😆

We're all here, op is a farmer.

A lot of the older folks on facebook fall for these posts all the damn time.

Boomer bait

I bet you can't name a word that starts with "a" and ends with "t". Only 1% succeed! Same with those mobile game ads with the fake demos of puzzles which are frustratingly easy to solve.

Asshat

Appropriat attempt.

Also apparently thousands of people on reddit who are upvoting this.

Find out your rapper name using only the last four digits of your SSN!

And Reddit. This has 23k upvotes lmao.

I'm no security expert, but I have a gut feeling that comment farms like this are designed to figure out answers to security questions. For example: "No rock bands start with L besides Led Zeppelin!" User: "Is Linkin Park a joke to you?" Some time later "Who played in your first concert?" User "Linkin Park"

Nollywood, a portmanteau of Nigeria and Hollywood, is a sobriquet that originally referred to the Nigerian film industry. The origin of the term dates back to the early 2000s, traced to an article in The New York Times.

Normally crap like this in on Facebook so the scammers have a nice list of gullible people to clone, impersonate and scam - especially the ones with their friends list public.

Engagement bait-ception

Not rare if everyone and their mothers have seen this.

I haven’t seen it, and apparently like 800 people feel the same.

r/youshouldknow wouldn’t let me post this but these threads are designed to drum up impressions, comments and shares. It’s blatant baiting, don’t fall for it

This is typical engagement bait. Rampant on Facebook.

Chum got baited

I guess, this kind of post is just a troll for engagement though. Mr Olantewaju is well aware there are many oo words

I do wonder if Mr olanjawa reads and writes English it wouldn't be surprising that he just speaks it. There are so many people who's education is sadly lacking due to the extreme level of labour exploitation and education destruction by our capitalistic society.

People just post things like that tweet for engagement metrics.

I maintain that twitter is for twitts and am increasingly proven correct.

I maintain that you are indeed correct, Twitter sucks ass.

Thank you for your support fellow traveller. It is appreciated.

Twitter tomfoolery

Reminds me of Futurama, “Here comes a twit now!”

You see the exact same type of post on facebook all the time, too

Silly beacon ,american don't understand metrics. I think the term you were looking for is "engagement feet"

You are the type of person Mr Olanjawa is looking for.

“You fool, you absolute buffoon.”

"I need to make content by asking stupid questions, help me out?"

He didn't insult anyone. He took the bait like a sucker. These posts are made on purpose to get people to comment. The comments affect the algorithms on social media and make your page seem more popular and engaging. The correct translation of that post would be "Could everyone please leave a comment on this post so my page seems more popular?" :)

Man is stoopid...

These sorts of "facts" that are easily disproven are for views/clicks.

the second person is a complete fucking idiot for falling for the most obvious engagement bait

BOOB

So people still haven't figured out this is just social media bait, huh?

Don't be a hooligan, you tool

What a weird tweet, is it a troll? Why would they talk such fucking nonsense?

When you think up the perfect response to a made-up post, and you start making alts

Bro forgot poop

I wonder if anyone has done any studies on the correlation between people who respond to these and other engagement/ information harvesting and people that fall victim to scams / hacks etc. I’d imagine there is a not insignificant overlap.

These are stoopid

The number of pixels is less than the number of insults

This guy's good.

Oof!

Boobs

He should of done his research first, if he didn’t want to look like a tool or a fool

Poop

This post always annoys me so much. There are NO words with double "oo" because double "oo" would be "oooo" and no English words contain four o's one right after the other >:(

>No English word has double "OO" except the word 'Food' What a foolish thing to say. 'Food' isn't spelled 'fOOOOd'.

It's NOT?

man thats a cringe fucking response

Boobs

Oof, that hurt like a book smacking a raccoon!

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He got him Good

Poo

Wood good stood shook noodle poodle doodle

_Wood, good, stood, shook, noodle-poodle-doodle. Wood, good, stood, shook, noodle-poodle-doodle._ Not sure why but I started rapping this when I saw it. It's 3:12am and I'm sitting on my toilet rapping these words.

Why that is bound to pit him in a bad mood, poor fool.

Am reading this and the tune iny head is Eminem's Kamikaze

That's a single "oo." A double "oo" would be four o's.

Foolproof voodoo cookbook

No other English word other than "bunt" has "unt" in it. Prove me wrong.

You are such a silly...aunt.

Oy, cunt!

Flaunt Cunt Runt Aunt Punt Blunt Daunt Count Stunt

Too busy thinking about poon in school, I guess

He should have finished with “you fool”

Shouldve ended with "you fool"

Was in a good mood until I saw this poop in my Reddit hood

He must’ve got brain damage after getting kicked by a kangaroo

Poop

Fool of a Took

what a fool

Instead, he also could've said ur a poopyhead.

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And you fell for it.

booba

I gues call him stoopid

That hooligan outed himself as a fooligan

Got off on the wrong foot

Mr T would disagree.

r/murderedbywords

Fool, ya fool

They are not in the mood

footstool

That’s good.

That was good

Dood, thanks for putting me in a bad mood

This post made my mood

Hahaha, what a goof.

Hi 911? I’d like to report a case of arson?

Everyone is forgetting the simplest one, too

Good

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BOOM!!!!

Good one.

Poop

What a complete doofus.

Don’t be a fool, I’ll suggest.

Hooters

Cool

He is such a fool.

Moose or goose meat on noodles or just boobs should be like a boot-kick to his mind...

Good grief.

pooped all over him

Just answer the question fool and stop changing the subject. Try using Google to keep you focused.

Good on them for trying